LiquidFyre Games Forums
August 17, 2017, 09:15:17 pm *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: Welcome to our new Forums! Please take some time to read the few posts in "The Official Word" category.
 
   Home   Help Arcade Search Login Register GO TO PET DRAGONS GO TO PET DRAGONS 2  
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 14
  Print  
Author Topic: The GDDOGOG Clan  (Read 37371 times)
neellocm
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 724



View Profile
« on: May 18, 2009, 05:26:59 pm »
0



I’d like to announce the creation of the GDDOGOG clan.  

The “Girl Dragons Drooling Over GOG “ Clan.  My dragon has a huge crush on Gog the Deceiver.  I have to hear about it constantly.  “He’s dreamy.  I wish he’d wrap those big strong tentacles around me.   He’s so masculine, he oozes testosterone, literally.  His pheromones are strong, that’s why everyone passes out when they approach him... he’s too much for them to handle.”
This clan is for those hopelessly in love with the ooziest dragon ever... those that sit in their bathtubs desperately trying to learn how to breathe under water so they can be with him forever.

"If GOG is what what you wish for when you're sitting on Santa's lap, if you think you can smell his "odour" even when you're alone, if you dream of having teeny-tiny squid babies, then come join the rest of us our heart-ache over the most musky dragon ever"

Expectations:
•   All things to be done for the glory of Gog.
•   The purchase of flippers, swim goggles, a snorkel and/or scuba gear
•   Sacrificial offerings of the following
    1.   Tasty mcnuggets
    2.   Forumers who do not glorify Gog
    3.   Members of the girly mans pink dragon association
    4.   The finest ales available in the land
•   All pink capes shall be burned without hesitation upon discovery
•   The boycotting of any restaurant, bar, or other establishment which promotes the serving of calamari.
•   The perpetuation of evil and assurance that evilness always wins
•   Advocating anarchy

Benefits:
•   Knowledge that you are glorifying the most attractive, masculine, evilest dragon to have ever existed.
•   Increased chances of obtaining the good graces of the great deceiver
•   Upon success, a better N’her Girdre where Gog rules supreme
•   Incentives of pig coloured sweetmeats
•   The best protection against girly male dragons, and their girly men dragon clans.
•   Hot chick status

All those interested can join here, or send me a message. Cheesy
« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 06:14:24 pm by neellocm » Logged
neellocm
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 724



View Profile
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2009, 05:27:30 pm »
0

Reserved for updates
Logged
neellocm
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 724



View Profile
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 05:27:53 pm »
0

Reserved for updates
Logged
Kat, Aeron, and Elvy
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 541


<3


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2009, 06:29:36 pm »
0

JOIN!!!

Elvy is the ONLY narwhal I know who WILL NOT fight against Cthulu...she's the shame of her family and friends...this is the only place where she can fit in!

My name is Elvyrnia the Elegant and I am in love with GOG  green grin
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 06:34:12 pm by Kat, Aeron, and Elvy » Logged
BeRTie
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 933



View Profile
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2009, 10:14:36 pm »
0

I shall defy you!!! DOWN WITH GOG!!!

*fastens pink cape around neck with pride*
Logged

Charmed
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1222

The answer to your question is 42


View Profile
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2009, 10:59:13 pm »
0

I'm so in!

*Starts chanting*

DOWN WITH PINK! IN WITH OOZE! red teeth
Logged


"Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?", Marvin the Paranoid Android, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
Iridia
Wyrm Trainer
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 143



View Profile
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2009, 06:18:45 am »
0

Darn, I knew I'd made a decision too soon  gold teeth




[I so needed that RACL!]
Logged

  always running after your goldz
Not all Alliances are the same...
Loki
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 815


Oooohh...Shiny! Huh? what were you saying?


View Profile
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2009, 08:12:00 am »
0

*distracts Einmyria with shinies, so she doesn't see the recruitment poster*
Logged

'Tis only a flesh wound!
Witchfinder
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 609


Pirating, I can't help it, it's in the blood


View Profile
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2009, 10:34:21 am »
0

I just called in to order the Seafood platter.............................................. think this might be the wrong place but what the heck, Calamari anyone??
« Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 11:04:30 am by Witchfinder » Logged

"Psychic though? That sounds like something out of science fiction!"
"We live on a spaceship, dear"
KLC
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 561


klc : Kayenne & Kapsaicin


View Profile
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2009, 10:47:18 am »
0

Slime is *very* sexy. And tentacles. The whole package has such overstated undertones!

 green wink
Logged

"Dragons are dragons.  They are not soft in word or deed and never will be. You'll get used to their way
in time" - LB Graham 'Beyond the Summerland'

Apocalypse
Dragon Rider
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 286



View Profile WWW
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2009, 02:17:13 pm »
0

I just called in to order the Seafood platter.............................................. think this might be the wrong place but what the heck, Calamari anyone??

YES PLEASE, make it dragon crunchy please
Logged

neellocm
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 724



View Profile
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2009, 02:43:52 pm »
0

 red angry red angry red angry You'd better watch it WF and Apocalypse.... you're on "the list" red angry red angry red angry
Logged
Kat, Aeron, and Elvy
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 541


<3


View Profile
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2009, 03:32:29 pm »
0

*scribbles furiously, taking notes and compiling "the list"*
Logged
Paragon
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 945


Don't be afraid. Together we can make it.


View Profile
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2009, 03:34:02 pm »
0

I hearby declare a new clan: Why do Women Worship the Weak.
You may call us W4 for short.

The only entry requirement is to defeat this so called "GOG". I will warn you however, the treasure you steal will start to smell if you don't get rid of it quick. I recommend tricking the shopkeeper into taking it.

Feel free to cast your retribution against me. I need the incomings Wink
Logged

The following number:
13,256,278,887,989,457,651,018,865,901,401,704,641
may be illegal for you to read. So please, whatever you do, don't read it.

Hmm... too late Sad
neellocm
Draconic Legend
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 724



View Profile
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2009, 03:37:20 pm »
0

You do realize... this means war!
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 14
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.12 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!