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Offline el

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This is it.  THE group for those of us lacking certain p-p-p-p-p-pieces of p-p-p-p-p-paper that have no significance to us at all...  NONE!

We offer a fine clubhouse with windows viewing only the pretty side of the forum, with no views in "that" direction.

We self medicate at will. Pretty silver platters of prozac are laying on all the surfaces and the bar has everything from 18 year old malt, fine and cheap wines, to Newfie Screech.

All we ask is that the *p* word not be used here.  Some are AWFULLY sensitive you see. 


Thanks Steph..

« Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 05:21:47 pm by el »



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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2008, 04:20:23 am »
I am joining. I would like to think I might manage to leave one day, but I haven't got much hope.

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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2008, 04:33:55 am »
Hey!  I'm joining too!   :red teeth:

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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2008, 04:34:38 am »
Still to use my turns today, just coming for my prozac with vodka in readiness
On the outskirts of nowhere, on the ring road to somewhere,
On the verge of indecision I always take the roundabout way

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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 04:40:01 am »
Welcome to the club house. 

Everything you may need - comfy couches, chairs, ice maker.

On the side boards there are silver platters full of prozac and the bar is stocked.

*thinks to herself - should have charged membership fees - ooh well...*



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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 05:15:19 am »
 :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth:
the *P* word ??? oh you mean this :

*P P P P P*

Total *P P P P P*
oh im cruel
*grabs a quick 18 yr malt and leaps throught the window only to relise im heading in the wrong direction*


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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 06:05:34 am »
*wanders on in*

I think i'm gonna be here awhile  :black sad:

*settles in for the long haul*
'Tis only a flesh wound!

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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 06:08:29 am »
:gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth:
the *P* word ??? oh you mean this :

*P P P P P*

Total *P P P P P*
oh im cruel
*grabs a quick 18 yr malt and leaps throught the window only to relise im heading in the wrong direction*



*shields eyes*  iiiieeee...

*installs new hellhound security system* 

Okay killer, sniff this link and make sure the one how made it doesn't get back in... whole or alive. 
 

« Last Edit: June 19, 2008, 06:13:13 am by el »



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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 06:15:12 am »
Welcome Loki
Sorry for the disturbance.

Feel free to use the dart board. We have a picture of something worthless and uninteresting on it.  You may want to throw a few darts.

Drinks?
Drugs?



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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 06:18:04 am »
 :gold teeth:

*ducks as a dart narrowly misses the head*

*promptly leaves*

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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 06:21:56 am »
Welcome Loki
Sorry for the disturbance.

Feel free to use the dart board. We have a picture of something worthless and uninteresting on it.  You may want to throw a few darts.

Drinks?
Drugs?

All of the above, lol

:gold teeth:

*ducks as a dart narrowly misses the head*

*promptly leaves*

Missed!, oh well, we have the Hellhound now  :black teeth:
« Last Edit: June 19, 2008, 06:23:58 am by Loki »
'Tis only a flesh wound!

elleros

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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 06:28:46 am »
My Dragon eats Hellhounds for breakfast  :red smile:

whiskey anyone??  :gold smile:

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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 06:32:29 am »
*dialing phone*
Houston, we have a problem.

Elleros - the dragon has to put the hellhound down.  The security company won't like that.

Help yourself to the whiskey... as if..
and don't taunt.

Some are fragile.



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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 06:37:19 am »
 :gold teeth:

ok heres your Hell Hound back  :gold smile:

*drops off a few creates of Scotlands finest Whiskey - Dalwinnie 21yrs Malt and leaves * took a few jewels from her cave, to cover costs,  sure she wont mind she has plenty and seems happy nibbling on some twisted  detached leg

hope that makes up for the missing limb on the hell hound  :gold smile:
« Last Edit: June 19, 2008, 06:42:55 am by elleros »

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Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2008, 07:03:16 am »
I am totally a member! Still no parchy pieces for BRT, so drinks all around!