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Title: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 04:17:18 am
This is it.  THE group for those of us lacking certain p-p-p-p-p-pieces of p-p-p-p-p-paper that have no significance to us at all...  NONE!

We offer a fine clubhouse with windows viewing only the pretty side of the forum, with no views in "that" direction.

We self medicate at will. Pretty silver platters of prozac are laying on all the surfaces and the bar has everything from 18 year old malt, fine and cheap wines, to Newfie Screech.

All we ask is that the *p* word not be used here.  Some are AWFULLY sensitive you see. 


(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk319/leannemckenzie/leannesparchment.jpg)
Thanks Steph..



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: gilliankay on June 19, 2008, 04:20:23 am
I am joining. I would like to think I might manage to leave one day, but I haven't got much hope.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on June 19, 2008, 04:33:55 am
Hey!  I'm joining too!   :red teeth:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Iain on June 19, 2008, 04:34:38 am
Still to use my turns today, just coming for my prozac with vodka in readiness


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 04:40:01 am
Welcome to the club house. 

Everything you may need - comfy couches, chairs, ice maker.

On the side boards there are silver platters full of prozac and the bar is stocked.

*thinks to herself - should have charged membership fees - ooh well...*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: elleros on June 19, 2008, 05:15:19 am
 :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth:
the *P* word ??? oh you mean this :

*P P P P P* (http://docs.ath.hcmr.gr/uploads/puzzle-4noLowRes.png)

Total *P P P P P* (http://docs.ath.hcmr.gr/uploads/ContactSheetPiecesLowRes.jpg)
oh im cruel
*grabs a quick 18 yr malt and leaps throught the window only to relise im heading in the wrong direction*



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 19, 2008, 06:05:34 am
*wanders on in*

I think i'm gonna be here awhile  :black sad:

*settles in for the long haul*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 06:08:29 am
:gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth: :gold teeth:
the *P* word ??? oh you mean this :

*P P P P P* (http://docs.ath.hcmr.gr/uploads/puzzle-4noLowRes.png)

Total *P P P P P* (http://docs.ath.hcmr.gr/uploads/ContactSheetPiecesLowRes.jpg)
oh im cruel
*grabs a quick 18 yr malt and leaps throught the window only to relise im heading in the wrong direction*



*shields eyes*  iiiieeee...

*installs new hellhound security system* 

Okay killer, sniff this link and make sure the one how made it doesn't get back in... whole or alive. 
 



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 06:15:12 am
Welcome Loki
Sorry for the disturbance.

Feel free to use the dart board. We have a picture of something worthless and uninteresting on it.  You may want to throw a few darts.

Drinks?
Drugs?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: elleros on June 19, 2008, 06:18:04 am
 :gold teeth:

*ducks as a dart narrowly misses the head*

*promptly leaves*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 19, 2008, 06:21:56 am
Welcome Loki
Sorry for the disturbance.

Feel free to use the dart board. We have a picture of something worthless and uninteresting on it.  You may want to throw a few darts.

Drinks?
Drugs?

All of the above, lol

:gold teeth:

*ducks as a dart narrowly misses the head*

*promptly leaves*

Missed!, oh well, we have the Hellhound now  :black teeth:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: elleros on June 19, 2008, 06:28:46 am
My Dragon eats Hellhounds for breakfast  :red smile:

whiskey anyone??  :gold smile:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 06:32:29 am
*dialing phone*
Houston, we have a problem.

Elleros - the dragon has to put the hellhound down.  The security company won't like that.

Help yourself to the whiskey... as if..
and don't taunt.

Some are fragile.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: elleros on June 19, 2008, 06:37:19 am
 :gold teeth:

ok heres your Hell Hound back  :gold smile:

*drops off a few creates of Scotlands finest Whiskey - Dalwinnie 21yrs Malt and leaves * took a few jewels from her cave, to cover costs,  sure she wont mind she has plenty and seems happy nibbling on some twisted  detached leg

hope that makes up for the missing limb on the hell hound  :gold smile:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 19, 2008, 07:03:16 am
I am totally a member! Still no parchy pieces for BRT, so drinks all around!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 19, 2008, 07:32:54 am
Count me in! Still nothing........drinks and pills please....I think I'll join Loki at the dart board.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: DonT on June 19, 2008, 09:06:49 am
*shuffles in with his head hung low*

Glad to see I'm not the only one feeling blue. At least my wife doesn't have one either....that would've been killer since I'm the one who convinced her to play.

Maybe someday.

At least I have something to aspire to.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: estelle on June 19, 2008, 10:02:10 am
Count me in too, nothing doing.... some pizza with foie gras please, and a mojito to relieve the hurt... it's so unfair (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/talhouet/Emoticons/2161_crying_and_rubbing_eyes.gif)
  (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/talhouet/Emoticons/1989_dancers_dancing_to_a_dj_playin.gif)
but let's not whine, let's throw a party!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 19, 2008, 10:13:22 am
Count me in :blue sad:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Charmed on June 19, 2008, 11:00:53 am
Me to... drowning my sorrows at the MF vs. GOG duelling bar has not helped so far :red sad: :red sad: :red sad:

I think I'll join Loki at the dart board.

Fid! Stop pointing that thing at me!...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 11:31:15 am
 *wanders in, looking at people settling down in the comfy chairs, throwing darts at THE BOARD, not each other*

I hope the man at the door has provided you with the proper refreshments. 

*calls hellhound security service. pockets jewels*

Hellhound Security?  Your hellhound left the job!  I don't know where he is...

*drags 3 legged ex-hellhound to the back door*  We'll talk later, doggy.  Stay away from the dragons in the parking lot.   

Any one want to watch the Big Screen TV?  The spectacle is on - Gog vs MF....  that should chase some of those blues away. 


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 11:33:15 am
Just in time.

Round 1 (my attack) goes to Gog.  [bad word alert!] burnt his cookies before I could steal them :(




Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Cathy on June 19, 2008, 11:51:56 am
Kiyo and I are in. We're going to grab a book though since there is nothing interesting for us to read anywhere around.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 19, 2008, 12:27:03 pm
Fid! Stop pointing that thing at me!...

Nah I wouldn't point it at you! Never!....I think I'll have a long island iced tea and talk about the fight.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Takarameri on June 19, 2008, 12:42:10 pm
I better join the party...Jacerai is lacking parchment too.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 01:02:47 pm
Library to the left Cathy - and you may take your drink in with you.  Why not?

Takamameri - welcome. Go to the bar or the Big Screen TV room, or the library.  Your choice. Walk around and find a comfy place.

Don't forget to place your orders with the man at the door for the next meal.  Dinner in the dining area is usually buffet style and lasts 4 hours because many can't get out of their comfy chairs due to overmedication. But specials can be requested..


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Charmed on June 19, 2008, 01:16:26 pm
But specials can be requested..

...I'll have a prozac platter then :red tongue:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 19, 2008, 01:17:04 pm
*Wanders in

Can I Join Please, Mine is a large prozac with a large whisky chaser.

*Slumps on overstuffed chair and buries head in hands and is heard muttering to himself

"Blooming Devs, what have they done to us, we are destrought.......................Sigh. :red sad:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 19, 2008, 01:26:09 pm
Brings Platter to Witchfinder herself

 *pat's on the back*

It's okay we're all in this together


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 19, 2008, 01:46:13 pm
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I GOT ONE!!!! *runs around waving a piece of toilet paper*

"What? What is everyone looking at?!?!?!"


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 01:50:23 pm
*soothing voice*
Here BRT.  This pretty silver platter has many pretty pills that will make it all okay.

Have a nice drink...

Order some food.

Give me the toilet paper.. you don't want that...

It will be okay..  Really.

*looks at three legged hell hound and nods at BRT* ...keep an eye on him 

(http://gi258.photobucket.com/groups/hh255/2ZJCL7SCCI/crazy-2.gif)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 19, 2008, 01:50:46 pm
*kicks Bert to the curb*

You are no longer welcome here


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 19, 2008, 02:00:11 pm
*kicks Bert to the curb*

You are no longer welcome here

wha? but but but... nobody loves me nobody cares.... come here you beautiful hell hound you...

(perhaps the drink was a bad idea...)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 19, 2008, 02:12:18 pm
someone should get some coffee into bert or maybe he should take a nap before we "bounce" him


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Cathy on June 19, 2008, 02:19:49 pm
Can you bounce a dragon!? What a mental image that is...! Watch out for the hiccups!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 19, 2008, 02:25:23 pm
Can you bounce a dragon!? What a mental image that is...! Watch out for the hiccups!

well, BRT IS 500K lmao


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 19, 2008, 02:34:44 pm
*Thank you Fid, we are in this together, and I must thank el for starting this thread.

Goes in search of el kicking BeRT up the (bad word alert) as he passes.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 19, 2008, 02:36:25 pm
well, BRT IS 500K lmao
So DC and SR can attack you? :blue wink:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: estelle on June 19, 2008, 02:39:02 pm
Still nothing, I'm drowning my sorrows (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/talhouet/Emoticons/1964_downing_wine.gif)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Takarameri on June 19, 2008, 02:42:45 pm
*sits at the bar*  I think a margarita is in order.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Cathy on June 19, 2008, 02:46:37 pm
Now that the bouncing dragon is gone, I think it is time to take a nap.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 19, 2008, 03:07:40 pm
Another 20 turns and Zip, zilch, nada, nothing, once again B****R all.

Can someone pass me another drink please.........


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Moss on June 19, 2008, 03:13:14 pm
No worries have a drink on me - in fact we could have several - No parchments for Idris! again.......!!! huff puff, mumble, grumble, mutter, mutter, - its not fair!!!!! - slurp - pass another bottle please!!!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 19, 2008, 03:16:58 pm
Passes Moss another  bottle......

Checks credit card......

Damnit, Im Bying, who wants a drink........

Gets ready for the stampeed


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 19, 2008, 03:18:11 pm
*shakes empty glass with ice*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 19, 2008, 03:44:15 pm
This calls for tequila!

Keeps the shots coming till I pass out...


*Refills Fid's glass with Tanqueray*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on June 19, 2008, 03:45:16 pm
Brings 2 empty pitchers to counter and smiles gratefully. "One Harp and one Guinnes please...I'll make my own black & tans at the table."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 19, 2008, 03:46:58 pm
We need a band.  And dancing.  

No worries have a drink on me - in fact we could have several - No parchments for Idris! again.......!!! huff puff, mumble, grumble, mutter, mutter, - its not fair!!!!! - slurp - pass another bottle please!!!!

I'll have to ask you to refrain from using the "P" word in here, please and thank you.  We know you are upset, but a few people here are on the edge. Some guy was just here waving toilet paper around and talking crazy.  We need to create a safe environment, now don't we?

*sends waiter in Fid's direction with LARGE bottle*
So DC and SR can attack you? :blue wink:

Yes they can.  BRT that is...   :red wink:

lol There is a price to pay for scaring the guests.







Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: CaitMonster on June 19, 2008, 07:53:17 pm
Shots for everyone on me!
*picks up a dart and throws it aimlessly*
Hi y'all!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 19, 2008, 08:07:27 pm
Shots for everyone on me!
*picks up a dart and throws it aimlessly*
Hi y'all!

Hey don't hit us with the darts, we're not very quick y'know....

watches the tracers of the dart fly by

I'll take a shot though! :black teeth:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 19, 2008, 11:16:29 pm
nada zilch zip... Bring on the next round of drinks!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Charmed on June 19, 2008, 11:29:16 pm
Another day without love :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Will someone please refill my drink and keep me dozed until next turnover?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: KLC on June 19, 2008, 11:55:26 pm
I got nothin' special. But at least my hubby hasn't got nothin either. And I haven't told him what he's missing, only that there's a secret and he doesn't know what it is.  :gold tongue:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 20, 2008, 03:55:12 am
Yep.  Big nothing too...

*calls cleaners to tidy up before the rush starts, gets waiters moving again*

That nice lady over there crying into the empty glass would like a refill and another silver platter, please...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: blessed on June 20, 2008, 04:00:52 am
I got nada.  :'(


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 20, 2008, 04:10:25 am
There are tissue boxes on all the side tables near the silver prozac trays.  Help yourself. 

The lithium springs will be open in a bit for a long hot soak.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Moss on June 20, 2008, 05:34:25 am
I havent even tried tacking turns yet today, didnt make it home last night,  couldnt face the bare walls of the cave without any parchments to decorate it with.....! (moan, groan.... mumble!)  

Hmmm just couple more shots of tequila over here and I might be able to face tacking turns today....... (shiver, shake......slurp, gulp, *sound of head hitting table top*!!!! )    :(


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Cathy on June 20, 2008, 05:43:12 am
*Brings in old laptop with Windows 98*

*Plays Riven and Myst*



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 20, 2008, 06:36:07 am
*drags himself over to the nearest refilled tray, and settles back down again to extract a handful of wayward darts*

"Another day in paradise eh?"

*collapses in frustration*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 20, 2008, 07:35:22 am
sigh another day and nothing for me either....looks like i'm here for the long haul.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 20, 2008, 08:52:53 am
Once again, NO FRIGGIN PARCHMENT FOR ME!!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: DonT on June 20, 2008, 09:12:12 am
What are we now? Like 5-6 days into this thing? Nothing for us this AM either......AND we lost the overnight attack too! What a bad way to start the day.  :blue sad:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 20, 2008, 09:13:37 am
Nope, an entire week...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Cathy on June 20, 2008, 10:44:10 am
My it is getting hot in here, I think it is time for strawberry margaritas.  Make mine with fresh strawberries and no salt please... now, who is bartending?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 20, 2008, 10:54:05 am
Walks in with a look of abject desperation on face whilst waiving a sheet of paper.

"Another 20 turns and another bust.......El could you have a word with your security please, some joker slapped a parking ticket on my dragon, oh and Bert is outside with a three legged dog, dificult to tell who is drooling most."

Grabs a handfull of pills and heads for the bar

"Can I have one of those please Cathy?"


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Cathy on June 20, 2008, 11:00:23 am
I'm still looking for the bartender... he's gotta be under one of these rugs...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 20, 2008, 11:02:46 am
Walks in with a look of abject desperation on face whilst waiving a sheet of paper.

"Another 20 turns and another bust.......El could you have a word with your security please, some joker slapped a parking ticket on my dragon, oh and Bert is outside with a three legged dog, dificult to tell who is drooling most."

Grabs a handfull of pills and heads for the bar

"Can I have one of those please Cathy?"

Hell Hound! It is a hell hound! And I am using him to sniff out parchy pieces!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 20, 2008, 11:04:06 am
wha? but but but... nobody loves me nobody cares.... come here you beautiful hell hound you...

(perhaps the drink was a bad idea...)
Rereading this...
So you don't have one either...

Come back bert, you can cry on my shoulder

And I have a full bar, what can I get you?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 20, 2008, 11:06:53 am
Rereading this...
So you don't have one either...

Come back bert, you can cry on my shoulder

And I have a full bar, what can I get you?

passion fruit, vodka, and champagne please (yes mixed) and ummm... damn it okay fine, I will buy my hell hound here a scotch on the rocks.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on June 20, 2008, 11:34:51 am
Still no parchment.  Really depressed now.   :red sad: :red sad: :red sad:

Pours a very large drink and sinks into a comfy chair.  Calls the cleaning maid over and asks her to put some flea powder on the mangy dog.

If we do eventually find a piece of parchment, do we get thrown out of this exclusive club?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 20, 2008, 11:36:29 am
"No, you silly maid, she said the dog, oh well, I guess Bert will stop sneezing soon."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 20, 2008, 11:38:06 am
LOL, I think that if we get a piece of parchment and it's a duplicate we can have all of our dragons outside in the parking lots...BUUUURRRRNNNN IT.......(only if it's a duplicate of course). If not then we can have a party and celebrate as a group!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 20, 2008, 12:06:42 pm

It is hot in here - the hot springs are warming things up - go have a soak...
Better get more ice makers on the go..

And the three legged ex-hell hound has to stop eating the comfy chairs.

Sorry about the ticket Witchfinder, but since an unfortunate incident, our hell hound hasn't been much on security.  He hasn't wanted to go near the parking lot - dragons.  Tell them your dragon ate it.

Off to carouse the databases... fun fun fun til daddy take the t-bird away..



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Moss on June 20, 2008, 02:42:03 pm
Hickup!!!! - lifts head up of the table - looks around - staggers of the chair - leaves tip at bar - kicks dragon out of the door - avoids hell hound on the way out!!!! Right its time to go home and take those turns......... :-\


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 20, 2008, 02:44:34 pm
Good luck moss


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Moss on June 20, 2008, 03:08:08 pm
Walks back in - kicks hellhound out of frustration - nods to bartender - staggers over to empty table - pulls up chair - orders pint with a couple of whisky chasers - buys drink for whitchfinder and anyone else looking thirsty - settles in for the evening... - Just as long as no one mentions parchment everything will be fine!!!  :(


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 20, 2008, 03:11:55 pm
Passes moss a bowl of peanuts and prozac, and a large bottle.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Sarianna on June 20, 2008, 03:33:14 pm
Finally found my way to the bar...scotch anyone?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on June 20, 2008, 05:55:23 pm
Finds a comfy seat in a nice darkened corner, lines up several Jack and cokes, and some sake

nods at fellow depressees


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: shefly on June 20, 2008, 06:03:48 pm
heads over to bar, orders vodka rocks, prozac platter, and a shot of Tequila for good measures

Bring on the hellhounds!!
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6382/drunksd9.gif) (http://imageshack.us)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Boom on June 20, 2008, 08:22:17 pm
Seem's like all the dragons here are good for the night :blue grin:

My dragon just came home and dropped a bunch of chewed up shoes, toilet paper rolls and no gold at all.

Not placing any blame for a great party...but why is my dragon wearing eye-shadow?  ??? ??? ???


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on June 20, 2008, 08:40:16 pm
Maybe dressing in drag will  make dev mistake for another dragon? Maybe it's not eye shadow....i"ve heard a nasty rumor that squid ink becomes a contact high when applied to dragon scales.

*chews on limes, slugs back good gin and tonic, belches freely and contemplates navel..., without inspiration. *


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Boom on June 20, 2008, 08:47:16 pm
True Wanda, and you know I wasn't going to mention the "thong" issue but dangit, she won't let me have it. Dragons DO NOt wear thongs...what exactly did you dragons do all day?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: CaitMonster on June 20, 2008, 10:08:54 pm
*buys a round for beer for everyone*
Dragons aren't supposed to wear thongs...I must go tell my dragon to stop cross-dressing and stop wearing other dragons clothing he finds randomly...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Boom on June 20, 2008, 10:52:17 pm
I know Cait, I am so upset...My dragon had too much liquor and various items off silver platters ...boohoo :blue grin: :blue grin: :blue grin:

I tried to make her talk about her evening and all she would say was this stupid damn joke about  "How many dragons

does it take to screw in a light bulb?"


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: KLC on June 20, 2008, 11:18:05 pm
Sure looks like fun ... over there... in that Other Room. Where I'm not.
*sits morosely in the corner with the Hell Hound, scritching its ears and muttering about "showing them all one day." Yah. *


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Charmed on June 20, 2008, 11:21:32 pm
*jumps overly exited out of comfy chair almost knocking down tray with prozac and booze*

It's there, it's there! It's finally there... and all it took was one week of self-medicating and constant hangovers :o Granted it's a duplicate, but this has been so long in the waiting I do not care about that any more!!! This call for a celebration... this round is on me :red grin:

*nods to the bartender to fill up people drinks and pill trays - walks over to el to say thank you for setting up this wonderful establishment while waiting for the [p-word alert]*

Thank you sooooo much el!!! Can I get back to actually having a *L-word* again or do I now start obsessing about the fact that others have several and that whatever it is, it leads to might require the trainer to have more than one [p-word alert] - or even worse the entire [Big p-word alert]?

*trows Hell-hound a steak and sneaks past it (them?)*

See you on the other side!!! :red teeth: :red teeth: :red teeth:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Takarameri on June 20, 2008, 11:50:15 pm
:sigh:  I think I'll skip straight to the tissues and tequila this time.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 21, 2008, 12:04:27 am
okay time for hard drugs


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 21, 2008, 12:07:06 am
Another day, and still no piece!

*sob* *sob*

By the time I get one (if I ever do), the whole puzzle will be complete and solved!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 21, 2008, 05:04:28 am
*walks in, looks around at scary sights.  TOO much glitter on those dragons. What are their trainers thinking?

Escorts Charmed to the door and slams door on her exit - multiple times.* 

I hope that ex hellhound peed on her shoes...

I have 45 minutes before I can take my turns and it is soooo depressing. 
*orders vodka neat to wash down some of the pretty pills*

I wonder if the massage therapists have shown up yet.

No dragon massages. Trainers only!

*wanders off in search of Sven and his magic hands*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: estelle on June 21, 2008, 05:52:00 am
Another day, and still no piece!

*sob* *sob*

By the time I get one (if I ever do), the whole puzzle will be complete and solved!

alas, it's so frustratiiiing, aaaarrrrrgh(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/talhouet/Emoticons/Smiley_26.gif)




Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 21, 2008, 06:03:53 am
took turns....  nada.




Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Sarianna on June 21, 2008, 06:29:44 am
walks in, head hanging low. Another day, another set of turns....nothing, Walks over to the bar and orders a double scotch on the rocks and a platter of pills. This will help pass the time till the next set of turns...sigh!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 21, 2008, 07:07:30 am
I'm still here....sigh....I think I may go outside and provoke all the dragons to roar at once...maybe that will make me feel better...hmmmm maybe a bad idea...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 21, 2008, 08:08:13 am
Wanders back in and looks around

"Hi Fid, see your still here as well, another 20 turns and nothing, I am loosing the will to live.........Want another drink??"


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 21, 2008, 08:13:59 am
mmm, ...yup...

another 20 turns, another 50 odd fighting skill, another wasted moment wondering if the p... p... p.., yeah that other tab, has a delay before showing up  :black sad:

*contemplates the wisdom of gathering so many frustrated dragons and trainers in one place, before seeking out the bartender for more of the good stuff*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on June 21, 2008, 08:26:31 am
*Shaking bottle of Bushmills to get every precious drop..sighs*

"Another bottle bartender..." *groan* "And 3 of the pink, 1 of the red and 6 of the white pretty pills on the platter please."

Another day wasted in anticipation-...and nothing after 20 precious turns except another 52 FS. 
 Did find out that glitter on our lovelys is the darn dreaded diamond dust they snort when they think we are not looking. Combined with Habenero juice will make the flames sparkle in battle but otherwise just a mess cuz it makes them sneeze.

*cleaning etched windows with long handled tongs and steel wool*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: shefly on June 21, 2008, 10:30:35 am
Skip the vodka, I'll just have two platters and a bottle of tequilla please!!

slinks down to the end of the bar

Keep em comin!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 21, 2008, 11:52:22 am
Wanders back in and looks around

"Hi Fid, see your still here as well, another 20 turns and nothing, I am loosing the will to live.........Want another drink??"

I think I'll be here til the bitter end, live dammit live and yes please, I'm going with margaritta's today tho (b-day on monday...groan...31, so now entering my 30's with no parchment)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on June 21, 2008, 12:06:28 pm
Walks in, shoulders drooping with depression, cheeks glistening with tears. :red sad: :red sad: :red sad:

It's no good.  I'm never going to find a piece of p..p..p..p..it's no good, I just can't say it.

Looks around for a drink and prozac.  Absently strokes Hellhounds head.  He growls.  She jumps, withdraws hand and looks for comfort among other depressed faces. :red sad: :red sad:



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 21, 2008, 12:59:53 pm
"Here Catch"
Finder throws Galaxy a jewel
"One for you as well Fid."Throws Fid a Jewel "A small pressent from Char's last outing" Looks round the room hoping that Char's last Victim's trainer is not in the room

"Time for another drink I think."

Pushes Three legged ex Hellhound outof the way "And you can do something usefull, go stop the jokers that are putting parking tickets on my Dragon.

Tries to keep brave face on things for the sake of the ladies.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 21, 2008, 01:05:02 pm
ooooooooo preeeettttyyyy I think all the drinks make this even shinier ....thank you!!!! :-*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on June 21, 2008, 01:12:28 pm
Sips her drink and examines her shiny new jewel, beginning to cheer up

At least if I never find a scrap I could stay a member of this excellent club, which is better than finding a duplicate! :red teeth: :red teeth:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 21, 2008, 01:14:55 pm
I agree, so far this is the best club I have found on PD, and it's all thanks to el....

A common cause is what we have here.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 21, 2008, 01:15:22 pm
*tries not to slur* I concur....great group of people here....*looks around and smiles*....then falls off chair...oops


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 21, 2008, 01:39:37 pm
*props Fid back on her chair*

*wanders of to get his tray refilled*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Moss on June 21, 2008, 02:45:56 pm
oooooh - lifts head up of table - leaves tip at the bar - staggers out stepping over Fid who seems to have fallen of chair again - avoids ex hellhound and crowd of parked dragons outside......... *whistles for Idris!!*......... heads of to take turns......

Staggers back in - trips over comatose hellhound by the door - nods to all freinds by the bar - orders pints and tequila chasers for everyone - finds table - sits back down - lights up cigar - its gonna be another long night :(


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 21, 2008, 03:50:43 pm
*wandering through bar - better makes sure the rooms are all made up. Some trainers are not flying home tonight*

Just ask the man at the door if you need anything.

*glances at sparkly flames from unattended dragons in parking lot*

Ooooh pretty.
*drags comfy rocking chair onto porch and sits to watch - remembers ice bucket full of bubbly and drags that out too*

Ahhh.



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on June 21, 2008, 04:35:31 pm
Bah, still nowt

Drops Lsd on tongue. Pupils dilate Oooh Bunnieeeeessss...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 21, 2008, 04:38:54 pm
Bah, still nowt

Drops Lsd on tongue. Pupils dilate Oooh Bunnieeeeessss...


eeep.  Waiter - Keep Shimmer's trainer away from the dragons for a while...  Maybe the conservatory...

There you go. Nice cool green plants....  Lounge chair and a nice glass of orange juice, maybe?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 21, 2008, 04:39:14 pm
Bah, still nowt

Drops Lsd on tongue. Pupils dilate Oooh Bunnieeeeessss...

*weeeee... look at me, it is the bubblegum peoplez...yaaaaay...*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Boom on June 21, 2008, 05:09:33 pm
I was going to bring a backgammon game to play while I do shots, but I got excited and ate it!!! :blue sad:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 21, 2008, 11:12:31 pm
*crush crush crush* I found these crystals under the sink... anyone want some?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 21, 2008, 11:40:32 pm
OK, NOW THIS HAS REALLY GONE TOO FAR!

9 DAYS OF PARCHMENTS AND STILL NOT A SINGLE PIECE?

I WANT ONE! I NEED ONE!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 22, 2008, 01:58:14 am
Wanders from dragon park looking haggard, spots el on the porch and pulls up a chair, yawns

"Been out all night looking, another 20 turns and nothing, the only highlight was a quick grab raid for some shinies on someones cave, but that didn't net a lot, blooming dragon was as poor as a church mouse we nearly left some for them instead of stealing it."

Spots the bubbly in the cooler

"Got any of that shampoo left, it would make a nice change from the rotgut I have been swilling lately."

Glances round and spots BRT "Hmmmmmm, do you think someone should tell Bert that they are washing crystals, or wait till he foams at the mouth.

Falls in to a depressed silence watching the light show from the Dragon Park.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 22, 2008, 07:00:55 am
*chew chew chew*

"this doesnt taste no good... too foamy"



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: estelle on June 22, 2008, 07:44:14 am
Any way I don't care...really, I don't care. Why should I? It's not as if I'm trying every day to see if I can find one *p*, sending my poor worn out dragon scouting around, looking behind every misarble wee pebble.... aaaarrrggghh it's so frustrating. (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/talhouet/Emoticons/1920_.gif)Give me one of those nice little pills you got there el, the blue ones please...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 22, 2008, 07:47:16 am
ahhh out hunting and come back with nothing, defend...nope lost a ton of gold.......parchment...not sure have a few more hours left to find out.
Grabs a coffee and sits out on the porch trying to clear head, maybe if I sit here for a while one will float into my lap...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 22, 2008, 08:24:26 am
9 days!, has it really been that long  :black sad:

Good thing only one of my dragons is scouring the countryside for these scraps, I don't think i could handle two dissapointed dragons  :black angry: :red angry:

*plonks himself down with the growing crowd on the porch to watch the dragon's light show*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Whiskey-jack on June 22, 2008, 09:29:47 am
Silchas Ruin flies over parking lot, taking note of all the Dragons who are NOT at their caves atm  :red teeth:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Cathy on June 22, 2008, 09:38:25 am
Quote
Silchas Ruin flies over parking lot, taking note of all the Dragons who are NOT at their caves atm

Kiyo thinks that is really low... taking advantage of all us miserable dejected parchment challenged dragons.

*Gets out her shoulder launched rocket-propelled grenade.*

*Puts it away and choses a potato launcher instead.*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on June 22, 2008, 09:49:04 am
Silchas Ruin flies over parking lot, taking note of all the Dragons who are NOT at their caves atm  :red teeth:

runs and hides from Silchas Ruin while still lamenting the lack of parchment

It's just paper damnit! So why do I care? but I do, I do care...  :black sad:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 22, 2008, 09:49:21 am
Hands Cathy a sack of potatoes!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Whiskey-jack on June 22, 2008, 10:09:59 am
Silchas quickly rolls into a inverted -6G Dive and disappears behind the ridge.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 22, 2008, 10:56:28 am
*nods to all*  Hi there.  I think the bar is full.. still..

*makes note that one -Silchas Ruin - will not be allowed to park in lot when trainer comes in - and he will come in... they all do.  The depression wears on you, day after day after day.. until finally - you need something cold to drink to wash away the blues..*


I will just rock here a while more, drink my champagne - I managed to pawn off the shampoo on Witchfinder, so that was good.

Pretty dragons... pretty flames... *sob sob sob*  nothing.....*sob sob sob*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 22, 2008, 11:04:52 am
Hugs el then passes her a platter

Here, the saying is, physician heal thyself, You have been good enough to put this together for us only right that you should partake of your own medicen, oh and you need to have a word with your champagne suplier, that last glass tasted soapy and the bubbles were strange.

Settles down to watch the dragon fire show again.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 22, 2008, 11:09:43 am
Thanks Witchfinder..  *pops pills and feels guilty about shampoo for a second.. gone*

Here's a new bottle.  I had some brought up from the cellar.

(http://gi258.photobucket.com/groups/hh255/2ZJCL7SCCI/eatdrink060.gif)




Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on June 22, 2008, 01:07:46 pm
 Walks slowly in.  Looks around noticing Cathy with a sack of potatoes, Brt with foam on his chin and glazed expressions all round.  It's getting no better.  Still no parchment.  Why?  Why?  Does someone hate us so much?  Surely this cruelty can't go on much longer? :red sad: :red sad: :red sad:

My poor dragon has worn her talons down from scratching up rocks and used up all her fire through burning the undergrowth in her search for a specific piece of scrap paper.  I've had to promise her a whole wildebeast and a bucket of champagne to wash it down with.   Meanwhile, El, Witchfinder, could I have a glass from your bottle please? :red wink: :red wink:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 22, 2008, 01:17:49 pm
Alas, still nothing for me, nothing floated into my lap....

saunters to the bar and orders shots all around, hey pass the platter please

Oh and Silchas's trainer won't be in, he is one with 3...so I sit with you all wondering why I live with someone who gets 3 while I get none, I think I live here now.



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Moss on June 22, 2008, 02:50:47 pm
Wakes up and lifts head of table - wonders why no one else is around - looks towards bar and notices ever increasing amounts of foam erupting from BRT - gets up - leaves tip - dodges several rogue potatoes zooming past from general vicinity of doorway - decides its probably better to head out the back door avoiding crush on veranda - *whistles for Idris* - heads of to take turns.....

staggers back in - nods to freinds at bar - *evening all* - orders pint with sambuca chasers - decides the veranda area is where the party is tonight - pulls up rocking chair - accepts couple of blue pills from platter - *thanks* - passes El some peanuts to help calm the nerves - sips drink and lights cigar from passing dragon flare - yep this is definatly the place to be!!!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 22, 2008, 03:08:33 pm
Alas, still nothing for me, nothing floated into my lap....

saunters to the bar and orders shots all around, hey pass the platter please

Oh and Silchas's trainer won't be in, he is one with 3...so I sit with you all wondering why I live with someone who gets 3 while I get none, I think I live here now.

*makes note that skey is not allowed in club and orders 100 lb bag of potatoes for Cathy and a few extra slingshots*

Have a drink.  And there are beds upstairs.  leave him - there is no way you can continue to live with that level of abuse. 3!!!!  poor thing.. *hands Fid silver platter*

Galaxy - we don't have glasses here.  Have your own bottle - not the one with the woman showering on it.. the one beside it.

Nice evening Moss.  Isn't it?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: CaitMonster on June 22, 2008, 06:52:23 pm
Brings a few sacks of potatoes for Cathy

Shots for everyone!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: KLC on June 22, 2008, 07:10:53 pm
...so I sit with you all wondering why I live with someone who gets 3 while I get none, I think I live here now.

My guy just got one. I sympathize, Fid. Waaaah!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Takarameri on June 22, 2008, 10:40:50 pm
I think I'll prepare for the inevitable disappointment of turns by pouring a drink now.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 22, 2008, 10:50:16 pm
BINGE BINGE BINGE!!!

*goes back to gnawing the upholstery*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 23, 2008, 01:29:54 am
*gets up, leaves porch, goes to computer, takes turns*

crap...

*gets up, grabs vodka and platter, goes to big comfy bed with soft fluffy sheets to drink and cry herself to sleep*

It will be better in the morning... 
I better order new furniture and find out where the hell hound izzzzzz  zzzzzz  zz


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 23, 2008, 02:47:00 am
Wanders in from porch and takes turnes, heads to bar and bangs head on Bar not once, not twice but three times, grabs bottle of brandy and looks round for hell hound to kick.
"Where is that blasted dog."
Swigs half the bottle in one gulp
"20 turns, 20 blooming turns and nothing, and to add to the pain, we had uninvited guests overnight and they walzed off with my shinies, 380,817 gold stolen, is there no justice in this world."
Heads over to corner and slumps down at table and sulks big time. :gold sad:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Awesome Thief on June 23, 2008, 04:29:24 am
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I have NO parchment paper either, and I would like everyone out there to know that I don't care.  I have gold, I don't need a stupid stupid old piece of torn lousy paper with crappy writing on it.  Furthermore, said PP is not even big enough for an honest Thief to use as loo roll, and looks hard and scratchy anyway.


Anyone wanting some upliftment, visit my cave......... I have Prozac to spare (I usually hand it out to victims after I attack them), and some good cognac, and we can whip up a delicious meal in minutes!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Cathy on June 23, 2008, 05:11:17 am
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I have NO parchment paper either, and I would like everyone out there to know that I don't care.  I have gold, I don't need a stupid stupid old piece of torn lousy paper with crappy writing on it

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

(Welcome to the forum Awesome!)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 23, 2008, 06:11:36 am
yawns and stretches, goes off to take turns and check on my girl

OH MY, OH MY! are my eyes deceiving me...it is! it is! I found one!

*mutters..little late now, only 3 pieces left, and positive mines a duplicate*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on June 23, 2008, 06:43:06 am
*Lugs in another 100 kg bag of potatoes for Cathy. A few rocks got mixed in but, oh well*

"Another (bleeping, bleep, bleep..bleepbleeepbleep.....bleeper...son of a bleep, bleeping, bleep) 20 turns gone, nothing...L*** is so pointless and empty"  *sobs*

*Discovers tears are diluting good, ahem, passably good whiskey-quits immediately*

"Cathy, just for variety, I've put pink paint balls into some of those potatoes-enjoy!"


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 23, 2008, 07:23:23 am
*Lugs in another 100 kg bag of potatoes for Cathy. A few rocks got mixed in but, oh well*

"Another (bleeping, bleep, bleep..bleepbleeepbleep.....bleeper...son of a bleep, bleeping, bleep) 20 turns gone, nothing...L*** is so pointless and empty"  *sobs*

*Discovers tears are diluting good, ahem, passably good whiskey-quits immediately*

"Cathy, just for variety, I've put pink paint balls into some of those potatoes-enjoy!"

it okay Wanda, that corner of the sofa is unmolested yet, come have a chew... never mind the soap... I was dribbling earlier.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Cathy on June 23, 2008, 07:55:03 am
Quote
Cathy, just for variety, I've put pink paint balls into some of those potatoes-enjoy!

Oh I think Whiskey's dragon will look really good with pink paint splotches on his tummy!

*Passes around potato gun so everyone gets good at shooting*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 23, 2008, 07:59:31 am
Crawls out from underneath a couch

I'sh been here for daysh already. And I would apresh.. appresheet.. oh shod it, like it if you peoples would shtop shtepping on my fingersh everytime yoush shtagger to the bar. Ish getting harder and harder to get that Proshag stuffs gripped.

I'm sho happy to shee you-all here, makesh me feel all warm and fuzzshe. But it could be all the hair growing my my tongue thatsh doing that too.

And ifs I finds any of that par... parchss... paper piechsheshs I'm burning 'ems. Thish ish just too mush fun to shtop now.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 23, 2008, 08:12:25 am
Yeah, here we are, ten days now i believe, and nothing.... *mutters long strings of expletives*

*helps himself to a fresh bottle, but quickly goes back to swap it for another, when he notices this one would be more suited to a bathroom, than a bar*

*heads on up to claim one of the rooms overlooking the parking lot, and makes himself at home, while Sar' cavorts with the other dragons outside*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 23, 2008, 08:24:11 am
We'd boot you to the curb on principle Fid, but we just don't %^&&* care any more. 

I'm going to the lithium pool for a nice long soak and then I am going to step in front of stampeding dragons uh, I mean go to the comfort food buffet, then sit in a comfy chair in the bar and see how I feel after a few more hours of imbibing....   Better right..

*notices that we need first aide attendant for Belcar's hand. He had to fall asleep in a high traffic area.* sigh...

Have a chair Belcar - I think we can get the hand fixed up and the prozac by IV... should keep things simple for you.  How's that?

 


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 23, 2008, 08:29:28 am
Thanks I knew I wouldn't get booted.......too long waiting anyways....no longer exciting...

notices food, wow it's been a while, goes and gets some mac' n chez


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: TLPC on June 23, 2008, 09:08:24 am
There may be worse things than no parchy pieces. . . .*may*.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Awesome Thief on June 23, 2008, 10:02:55 am
Me thinks he doth protest too much.

(Welcome to the forum Awesome!)

*small dragon sniffs*

Thanks Cathy


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 23, 2008, 11:10:51 am
Remembers what he is suposed to do outside PD and wanders over to belcar

"Hmmm two broken fingers and the rest is bruising, hang on, this will hurt just a little."
Tapes broken fingers together and applies ice pack to hand

"Keep it elivated and we will change the ice pack in ten minutes, once we have brought the swelling down a bit we will have to put it in a sling, sorry about that."

Turnes to room in general."Any one else got injuries that need looking at. Sorry but injured pride through lack of P.P.P.P. P. Oh b*****r you know what I mean, is beyond my help.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 23, 2008, 01:57:38 pm
Have a chair Belcar - I think we can get the hand fixed up and the prozac by IV... should keep things simple for you.  How's that?

You have Prozac on IV's? How much have I been missing out on under that couch? I have been much into the whisky's. *Stares at taped fingers* If I knew all this I would have been out ages ago!

*Jaw drops at three-legged hell hound* What? he lifted his leg against mis-Lik? What did that stupid mutt do to lose a leg?



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on June 23, 2008, 02:45:25 pm
Is it day 10?  I don't care now.   Still no p........ but I'm still a member of this club.  This is much more fun.  And I've never seen so many dragons in one place before, and all getting on so well.  My hangover has been going on for 9 days but I've got a great bunch of friends here......! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 23, 2008, 03:34:27 pm
Awesome Thief - hang around a while.  Make yourself at home.  Most of us here have had to hand over the keys... and will have to pass various tests to get them back.  Drink?


Awareness Belcar? 

*Gets out list* 

You missed the dragon light show in the parking lot but the porch party, the library full of books and comfy chairs, the massage therapists, dropping acid in the conservatory, comfort food buffets are still all available and you could have used one of the rooms upstairs instead of placing yourself in harms way - although we all understand the urge to do that... sigh...

You know about the bar of course....  *escorting Belcar and his IV pole to the lithium springs pool*  Have a  soak.

Galaxy, I believe the dragons are so well behaved because they haven't been properly supervised in nearly a week and have been getting away with, well, not quite murder.. and they don't want their party to end. You missed the "Dragons in Drag" show they had a few days ago!  We are still getting glitter and diamond dust off the upholstery that Brt hasn't eaten.

Champagne?  Pills?  We can probably do something about the hangover.  Want to hear the band?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: shefly on June 23, 2008, 08:53:54 pm
Don't forget the fun of the potato gun target practice......You wait till someone comes over here to gloat again.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......only two pieces to go, my luck I will find one, the last one, and someone will have posted it 3 1/2 seconds before me....Oh to H*** with it, I'm gonna go check out the lithium pool.... :green sad:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 23, 2008, 09:23:55 pm
Stands up with steely resolve and declares TONIGHT TO BE THE NIGHT! I do not care if I have to use my turns one at a time, I SHALL HAVE A PARCHY PIECE!!! SO LET IT BE SAID SO LET IT BE DONE!!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 23, 2008, 10:15:57 pm
and if you don't get it?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 23, 2008, 10:48:48 pm
and if you don't get it?

well I guess you see if BRT is an angry drunk lmao


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Takarameri on June 23, 2008, 10:53:33 pm
I think I'm gonna give up on parchment hunting.  If it happens it happens.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 23, 2008, 11:34:30 pm
Day 11

Dear Diary,

I think you are the only one to understand me...



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 23, 2008, 11:53:24 pm
lol bert... I understand you, I just used my turns and still no piece. By the time we get one the parchment will be complete :blue sad:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 24, 2008, 12:16:38 am
"Yep, another 20 turns and still nothing, guess I must be getting used to this by now."

Continues setting up First Aid post and helps himself to another handfull of the pritty pills.

"I know these help, along with the odd drinkTries to hide half empty bottle, can I have a go with the potato gun later please, just in case."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on June 24, 2008, 02:40:24 am
Walks across the floor, steps on a stray potato and falls flat on her back.  Champagne spills all over her and the glass shatters on the floor.

OMG, this hangover just got even worse, or did I bang my head?  After 11 days in here, I can't tell the difference.  Yuk!  Hellhound!  Stop licking champagne off my face, your breath stinks!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 24, 2008, 03:10:12 am
Well, off to the Lithium pool for me, took inspiration from BRT, and used my turns one at a time, I actually think it's more depressing getting disappointed 20 times in a row  :black sad:


As if to add insult to injury, the grand total was 37 fs!! *staggers off to the pool*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Iain on June 24, 2008, 03:21:00 am
*wanders around muttering, must take turns, but what if I fail to find parchment again*

*one more for luck*

heads to the bar


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Sarianna on June 24, 2008, 03:51:36 am
Whosh gunna help me up of the floor? The roomz is shpinnin' so mush. Must have more pretty pillz.....burn the P.....ppp...ah.... somone mussht have dropped a couple of blue pillz under the couch. Itsh alright everyone all ish good again...pretty butterflies see them all..........


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 24, 2008, 05:45:20 am
*helps monall off the floor*  That's a heavy traffic area, dear and we don't want you hurt.  Try this comfy chair on the porch.  Here's a potato gun and some potatoes.  Keep the hellhound off of the guests, will you?

Solstice of Summer is currently out attacking someone, but will be back 1 hours, 43 minutes, 11 seconds.  But will I take my turns when she gets home? 

I don't want to.  I don't want to see nothing.

But I have to or baby doesn't get bigger and stronger. there is a dilemma.  sigh. 

*pop*  Mimosa anyone?  Valium chasers?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 24, 2008, 09:35:53 am
Witchfinder looks up from bandaging Galaxy's head

I'll have a dose of that if you don't mind el,

Ducks as monall sends a potato flying through the room in an effort to hit the hell hound


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: KLC on June 24, 2008, 10:13:17 am
nono! Dont' shoot the poor ol' hell hound. Poor guy. The dragons have already chewed him up...

The potato gun is to fend off those dragons with P'bits. You know. The smug ones. The "we've got one and you don't" ones. No drinks for them!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Charmed on June 24, 2008, 10:23:17 am
No drinks for them!

*graps megaphone and places herself in safe and secure distance from the flying potatoes and varous other missile-like objects (now there's a sentence I never thought I would write :red teeth:), places megaphone infront of mouth and shouts*

WE HAVE OUR OWN BOOZE... AND DRUGS! :red tongue: :red tongue: :red tongue:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 24, 2008, 10:52:50 am
Peers one-eyed t Monall

What? I missed a couple of pills while I was under that couch? I blame the pain from my fingers.

Pours the hellhound a bucket of whisky
Here you go pretty puppy, we all love love you, you don't get any parchment either.
puts a footstool under the missing limb corner
There, there, wouldn't want you to fall over later and spill any.

Another safe from getting a hangover, I am just staying 'slightly intoxicated', tried 1 turn then gave up up and took the other 19 straight, just like my Prozac and my whisky. At least go 53 FS and all of 2000 gold for it.

Grabs a pocket of potatoes and heads for the roof
Right, now for those suckers that wave parchments about.

Trips over hellhound, drops potatoes, reaches for bottle
OK, I had a plan, I am sure I had a plan.....

Looks at bottle
Ah yes! Barman! The hellhound seems to have finished this one, would you please be so kind to pass me another? Good plan. Sit, rest. Have a whisky. Think kind thoughts.....


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 24, 2008, 11:41:07 am
startled awake by flying potatoes....looks around.....remembers something about "that guy" who got 2 peices of damn p..p...p.... whatever, he got 2 in one sitting.....

crumples up her duplicate and throws it into the lot full of dragons, turns and heads for a lithium soak.......


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 24, 2008, 02:00:42 pm
That's it, Galaxy is banned, she has found a piece.........

Bartender, Give me a large one.......please

sobs in to drink


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on June 24, 2008, 02:06:30 pm
Looks around furtively.  No-body saw, did they?  It's only a dupe anyway, not important.  Witchfinder!  He might have seen.  Where is he?  It just isn't worth losing the membership of this exclusive club for a dupe.  What no-one sees, they just won't know about. 8)





Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 24, 2008, 02:50:33 pm
There is aparently only one more piece to find, I have the feeling that we will need this place to stay open after it is found, as I suspect that the Devs have more up their sleeves yet...... not sure if I can take that......


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Iain on June 24, 2008, 02:56:13 pm
blearily opens one eye, sees Galaxy, has nagging thoughts tugging for attention, forgets it and slips into a stupor again but with the sinking feeling he's been duped somehow


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 24, 2008, 03:38:32 pm
*sauntering casually in - just a bit wobbly* 

I found nothing.  I tried earlier this week to take 1 turn at a time.  Not an experience I will endure again for any reason...  unless that is the way you find.. uh.. neber mind...  Never - that's what I said.

*picks up fresh bottles of vodka, some pink fruity stuff and pours them into a blender of ice.  Adds bottle of pretty pills. ***whirrrrrrrrr***  Adds straw..* 

Ah... I am off to the porch.  I brought some cheap cubic zirconia dust and told the dragons it was diamond dust! 
tee hee hee. The light show should be pretty tacky tonight! 

 


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Sarianna on June 24, 2008, 03:56:23 pm
Thanks el, this potato gun is awsome. Takes some getting use to, especially with one eye shut. Sorry about the ricocheting potatoes!! I'll leave poor Hellhound alone and target the paper holders. Reloading now!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Moss on June 24, 2008, 04:13:08 pm
Ouch - woken up by several random potatoes bouncing of head - leaves tip at bar - visits first aid station on the way out the door to remove potatoes from left ear - *thanks the bandaging is very proffesional but cant see anything now* - readjust headwear - heads out door - *whistles for Idris* - heads of to take turns......

Parks Idris outside and leave clear instructions not to attack the hellhound or anybody else, especially the postman and *lay off the diamond dust it will only give you wind!* - walks in to bar dodging more random potatoes - trips over several half eaten items of furniture - *waves* to freinds in various states in the porch area - wonders why several are mumbling about bunnies and talking to potted plants - heads to bar area - orders several whiskeys with a splash of lemonade - sits down and lights cigar - *nope didnt find any p p p p arch......... bits this time either* - shakes - hmmmm think I will have a nice dip in the lithium pool and then possibly head for the porch again for some blue pills and much the awaited light show in the carpark......


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: wizard-x2 on June 24, 2008, 06:37:40 pm
*falls out of the ceiling* "what're you all doing with my whiskey?" *hiccup* "gimme that bottle, I still haven't got that damned P word, mehself....."

*drops in a drunken heap*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 24, 2008, 07:21:02 pm

Hell hound!!  Killer *whistles* over here.  Drag *pointing at heap on floor*  wizard-x2 up the stairs to a nice room at the back - over the porch...  He can sleep it off all comfy and out of the way. 

Nah - Don't worry about dragging him up the stairs.  He'll think the headache is a hangover..


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: estelle on June 25, 2008, 01:55:16 am
Just dropped in to thank all of you for your great support while I waited to find a piece, hope to see you soon *pats hellhound on the head * nice Killer. Shall have too start a detox cure, but it was worth it  :gold teeth:




Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 25, 2008, 02:08:15 am
Is it over yet?

Sar just had another lousy training session, without finding any scraps  :black sad:

Good thing she's having a ball hanging out with all the other dragons while their trainers wander around in a dazed stupor *sighs*

*leaves Sar in the lot, wanders back inside, grabs a pitcher and fills it from a bunch of half empty bottles, carefully avoiding the shampoo bottle*

*makes his way back out to the porch cleverly avoiding all the...* "ow" *cleverly avoiding almost all the flying potatoes*

*plonks himself in a comfy chair and waits for the lightshow*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: estelle on June 25, 2008, 02:29:12 am
No I don't think so, but I found a ppp this morning when I woke up beside my pillow, I'm still reeling from the shock  :o


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Sarianna on June 25, 2008, 03:31:19 am
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy are they doing this to me! Still nothing, after so many days, nothing. God this headache is getting worse. Even the potato gun doesn't make me happy anymore.   :gold sad:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 25, 2008, 04:19:59 am
Belcar breathes a sigh of relief

Took all 20 turns. And...... Nothing! I can safely return to my corner of bliss and happiness!

Peers at arm with blood shot eye. The other one is too closed for blood to shoot from it
I could have sworn there was an IV drip in there a little while ago. Oi! Anybody seen an IV drip without an Belcar attached to it?

Tries to replace Estelles booze and pill with a heachache cures and water
You found a what????


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 25, 2008, 05:35:50 am
Estelle found NOTHING Belcar.  Nothing at all. She's just hallucinating after her meds last night.

*kicks Estelle to curb - slams door repeatedly after her* 

The IV pole was hidden behind the plant.  *soothing voice* it's all okay.... sssshhhh  *adjusts knob upwardly*

I myself, found my 20 turn exhilarating this morning. I didn't even bother to look to see if any tabs popped up on the screen. Who cares? Why bother? I have soooooo many more things to do....

*refreshes blender drink using some IV liquid valium and pink fruity stuff, extra ice **** whirrrrrrrr****

The view of the parking lot is so nice from here, don't you think?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: estelle on June 25, 2008, 05:45:49 am
*Estelle sneaks back in and whisper in Belcars ear* : Yes I did, a duplicate, but still a wee PP, there's still hope.... have an aspirin :)

*Slithers out before getting caught by el, patting Killer on the head before she leaves*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Hippolyta on June 25, 2008, 06:39:14 am
in constant hangover mode...12 days and counting...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on June 25, 2008, 06:51:09 am
*scurries around in parking lot, putting down small bowls of substances and running, well..sort of rapidly ..um, weaves back to the bar, tripping over various hellhounds, stuporous sedated bodies and grabs corner of couch, which crashes to the floor, followed by bodies which had been leaning against it and each other. Crashing into bar"

"I got t--ired of just sp-spr-arkling dragons...I p(*hic)ut out little bowls of sulfer, magne-nes-nesium, etc. so we can have col(*burp)ored sparkling lightsh-shoows!"  *Sneaks bottle of Tangeray out of pocket, takes swig, bites lime, holds nozzle of selzer to mouth, -shaking head to mix well.*

*sounds of explosions in parking lot...oops*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 25, 2008, 06:51:42 am
"OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo my head... what have they done to me?" *looks around... sees no parchy pieces* "Alright pass the platter..."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 25, 2008, 07:36:40 am
Puts hand over open eye. Tries top open the other one. Gives up, takes hand away

P-a-r-k-i-n-g lot.  P-r-e-t-t-y. Lots of dragons. Why do the dragons have flames? From the wrong ends?

Throws potato at plant
Bad plant! Hiding my IV drip.

Looks again
Sorry BRT, you should shave your tongue sometime soon. I am sure that is a birds nest I see on it.
Passes the Silver Prozac Platter

Tries to hug El, falls over and hugs plant
El! Did you hear Estelle say something? El? El? Why's your skin so .... barky? And you have so many arms!

Glares at Wanda
Wanda! You should drink less! I am seeing two of you already!

Tries to whistle, dribbles whisky onto what was a clean shirt one day long long ago
Here Killer! look what I got for you.

Pours some whisky into potplant
Who put sand into Killers Glass?

Stares at dragons enjoying their "sulfer, magne-nes-nesium, etc "

P-u-r-t-y     d-r-a-g-o-n-s-e-s


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: TLPC on June 25, 2008, 08:00:27 am
*pokes head in - looks around cautiously.  Reminds self again that this is probably a BAD idea. . .*

Ummm, excuse me?  I don't mean to interupt all the. . .um. . .fun(?), but can a person join who is disappointed that Nobody has found the LAST p-p-p-p - alright, I'll admit I'm afraid to say it - the last "thingy"?

I was sure it would be here when I woke up this morning. *sigh*  Patience is not my thing.

Carry on, good people.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 25, 2008, 09:07:57 am
*Grabs TLPC buy the arm and drags him in* 

It isn't finished??  It isn't done??  It isn't over???
Is there no pity???   *soooobbbb... snifff  sob*

Have a drink.  I insist *pouring remains from 2 or 3 blender drinks into mug*.

Have a chair. Watch the pretty dragon fire.  Takes the edge off, doesn't it... In a few hours, you won't care.  Really...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 25, 2008, 09:08:27 am
CRUNCHY MUNCHIES!!! WEEEEEEEEEE


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 25, 2008, 10:00:02 am
"Here we are again
Happy as can be
Another 20 taken
And no P for me"

Wanders over to aid stall to see if there are any customers waiting to be patched up, is amazed at the number of potato related injuries.

Looks at Belcar "Close your eyes son, you are going to bleed to death" Never seen eyes that bloodshot before.

Hands Bert a large drinkI think that you had better wash those pills down with this before you choke.


Picks up a spare bottle and wanders on to porch, slumps in to corner and sobs quietly


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 25, 2008, 10:07:23 am
I have Xanax and vodka for everyone!!!

Gather around people! free xanax, pharmacy bought, not the crap they sell over the internet

Free Xanax!

Come my friends, this will make it all better...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Iain on June 25, 2008, 10:11:38 am
In  Xanax did jules and bamph  a state free headless zone create, bad attempt at Xanadu but I'm not pox sorry


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 25, 2008, 10:11:59 am
staggers over to hang with Jules and her new party bag


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 25, 2008, 10:25:23 am
I knew you'd come Fid :blue wink:

and lmao Iain!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 25, 2008, 11:19:19 am
uuummm nice treat Jules...

If we add the xanax to liquid prozac (belcar's IV has been filled with vodka since yesterday afternoon, he hasn't noticed the difference) crushed ice and bananas I think we could have some nice smoothies, don't you think?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 25, 2008, 11:56:31 am
*gets blender out and starts smoothies, better I put myself to work for a bit.........wait....(thinks to self...should I be working a blender right now in my state?)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............shite...I forgot the lid..........SMOOTHIES ARE NOW ON THE WALL FOLKS..............no spoons or straws needed..........


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 25, 2008, 01:26:00 pm
*starts licking the walls*

It may be a mess, but it does taste good :blue teeth:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 25, 2008, 01:52:05 pm
Staggers in

Looks like they have found the last piece.......

Slides down the wall "Strange this wall tastes nice."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 25, 2008, 02:22:57 pm
DID SOMEONE SAY LAST PIECE????  wow am I ever glad I found this place ....

tries the blender again and remembers the lid...OH and remembers I have morphine in my pocket....spills that onto another platter to go around

Makes 2 batches of smoothies and pours into as many glasses as it will fit

Grabs a smoothie and goes outside to look at all the pretty dragons....

I hope we get a thunderstorm tonight.......it would be a perfect ending........we should teach our dragons to sing!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 25, 2008, 02:25:08 pm
*sobs really hard*

so... so now even if we find a piece it will be a DUP? oh, just great, where is the lithium?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 25, 2008, 02:47:05 pm
Shod it, I am goinnnnn Hic ng, back to Rad, rid, raiding..

Staggers outside looking for his dragon....................Staggers back in

One, one, once the explosions have finished that is, anyone got a drink.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on June 25, 2008, 02:58:21 pm
*sits next to wall, hoping room will quit moving, trying to figure out why people are laid out like Jonestown.*

"Finished...but...., *loses train of thought which jumped track to watch all the pretty sparkling fireworks*

"somthin about map...are we going someplace?"

*attempts to find shoes, begins to put them on..stops to remove pototo, empty bottle of paxil and corkscrew, puts shoes on wrong feet, crosses legs so she can walk straight and falls over remnants of couch*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: shefly on June 25, 2008, 04:09:20 pm
It's finished......aw bugger.....I guess there's only one thing left to do now.....

I'll take two of everything please, and one potato gun, see if I can't shoot me some holes in their precious p p p paper thingy.  That will teach 'em!

grabs a smoothie and two platters, ajusts the drip rate on IV, and heads out to watch the pretty colors in the sky, while waiting for a potato shipment to arrive

Awesome smoothies Fid, combined with the morphine really adds a nice touch........


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 25, 2008, 06:19:09 pm

I took the hell hound over to pee on their p...

I feel pretty good about that, at least.

More ice!!!  We need more ice...  We are ce cebrat celrlebrating  having a good time...

Smoothies for everyone!



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 25, 2008, 06:24:54 pm
I have these mangoes and strawberries too, they should be good in smoothies.........

Grabs passing platter and a handful of pretty pills, adds them to blender with the bananas, mangoes and strawberries, and some rum.........oops I almost forgot the lid again!

New smoothies! Hey anyone still licking the walls...they are now in pretty glasses cups

Finds a spot on the couch and starts to sing Castles Made of Sand by Jimi Hendrix


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Boom on June 25, 2008, 06:39:27 pm
...Mud-Pie swoops down and drops off her own personal karaoke machine, bouncing off a few walls on the way. She stumbles over to the bar and grabs a bottle of jack and drains it. Time to belt out  "Eye ot the Tiger"....hiccup.....again!!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 25, 2008, 06:47:36 pm
oh!!!! oh!!!! oh!!!! oh!!!

After that - KISS  We need KISS music..  Or Queen!!!!  Queeeeeen!!! 

Weeee are the champions   *off key and anything else that can be done badly to music**

Smoothies are going down smooth Fid.  umm hmmm

We are the champions... OF THE WORLD!!!! 

I love you guys...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Boom on June 25, 2008, 07:10:17 pm
....claws around on the ground to find the mic...OMG, found it. Finish me off and play ABBA nextest...burp!!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 26, 2008, 12:06:30 am
starts to sing...I wanna Rock and Roll All Night....KISS


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 26, 2008, 12:37:07 am
*sends Sar off to do some training, so badly needed after being held at bay by another damn Trogdor, she returns glowing with pride (and a little magnesium), clutching a little scrap of paper*

Gee thanks Sar, you would find it now wouldn't you  :-\ *hands it back so she can incinerate the evidence before el sees it*

*pours his dragon a big bowl of Fid's special smoothie, tops his own mug up, and wanders off to collapse in a corner*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 26, 2008, 01:19:21 am
Sends Mis-Lik out to do 20 turns in the parking lot
6 left 8 right and rest randomly as your heart desires. If you find a piece of paper, give it to another dragon. Any other dragon.

Right, that sorts out today.

puts on blindfold for bloodshot eyes, moves it to forehead
Whoa, for a minute there I thought I was blind.

hugs the hellhound and joins him in the general howling that simulates singing, gives up after being hit by a random flung potato *wonders if it was random*
Killer, stop licking the wall, you have no idea who was there before you, where is your bucket?

looks at all the fruity smoothies
Huh? What's this? A health spa?

Pulls the IV to the bar. Grabs the blender and 6 random bottles, pours them in the blender, waits for the bubbling to die down
Don't know what that last bottle was but it looks like it's going to make this one fun!

EL! El? My IV is a funny colour? I can see right through it!
peers bleary-eyed at it
Have you been using a new whisky in it? I don't care. It works just fine. It is not empty.

pours Killer a drink from the blender, listens to his howling take on a brand new note
That is going to be some good stuff right there. Who wants some. Killer, stop dragging your butt over the floor, it is unseemly for a Hellhound to behave like that.



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on June 26, 2008, 07:10:57 am
Belcar...that's because that was worming tonic in the last bottle, Killer is going to experience a new..., um,.....
*thinking..public venue...rated G..* lease on life.

Can't hurt anyone else here also I guess, what with licking walls, drinking anything short of toilet bowl cleaner (saving that for the sparklers in the parking lot) and eating suspicious sushi.

Anyone finding bits of p-p-p-, strange bits of p-paper showing up randomly, I have a basket in the bathroom for recycling.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 26, 2008, 08:17:43 am

Oooops.  Belcar - get that dog out quick - we don't need a mess in here! 

Take him over to the p.. p.. paper  page  *laughs like crazy person*

Can you drink toilet bowl cleaner?  It would make the drink a pretty blue?
But it would taste ucky? like little men in white suits floating in a toilet tank?

*puzzles about this for awhile*

I am going to the lie down in the conservatory until the room stops spinning..  *grabs silver assortment platter and bottle of champagne*  This will help.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 26, 2008, 02:03:51 pm
Wanders in with the hangover from hell, looks round, is very glad to see the usual suspects still in the place, spots el in the conservatory.

"Hi el, glad to see that you are still up and running, I get he feeling that this P.p.p.paper thing is going to go on or some time, We need somewhere to hide from them, Should I order a skip to take away the furniture that BeRT chewed??, "

Watches as the hell hound dragges itself back in then heads for the bar "only one wa to avoid a hangover, stay drunk."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 26, 2008, 02:17:41 pm
NO MY COUCH

I need it... still parchiless...*sob*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 26, 2008, 02:21:21 pm
Okay, sorry Bert, my bad, Cancle the skip.

Hands BeRT a drink, Here I promise not to touch your couch..


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Sarianna on June 26, 2008, 03:59:53 pm
Runs out of bathroom laughing I set fire to those random bits of pppp...Hope they don't loose the originals!

Slips on a potato and crashes into the wall, mmmm..wall feels sticky and smells funny.

Crawls over to the bar and starts making shots Anyone for sambucca shots?

Whistles for Hellhound to do his thing and put the fire out before the club house goes up in flames


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 26, 2008, 04:05:08 pm
I feel better now... thanks Witchfinder

The parchment will be harder to read now that the hellhound has relieved himself of his worming medicine all over it.

Between that and the potato guns, it should be unreadable in no time.   *mwaaaaahaahahahahahahaha..... *

I don't care how long it hangs around it means nothing to me....  *sniffle*  *swig*  *sip*


Okay - we keep BRT's couch.  We can throw a slipcover over it.  *looks at two legged couch missing half the back*  Yep, Martha would be proud.  Something in azure blue perhaps?

Monall?  What do you think?  Blue???

*pours silver assortment platter into blender with champagne and ice.*  Ooops.  The platter has to come out!  That was good thinking...  And a dash of sumbuuca

****whirrrrrrrrrrrrr****  



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Boom on June 26, 2008, 08:51:54 pm
This thread seriously needs to be renamed..."El's Post Parchment Depression Lounge" :blue wink: :blue wink: :blue wink:

...Grabs a bottle of bubbly before fainting, thinking why, why why did I have to say the "P" word....Crashes into the parking lot. Dang,
thats gonna hurt tomorrow.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 26, 2008, 10:10:18 pm
*hangs "Abandon all hope ye who enter here" sign over the doorway*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 27, 2008, 03:45:47 am
Looks at Killer doing little circles, out the door, through the parking lot.... Without lifting his rear once. Winces and wipes image of road rash
Uh huh. Well, after seeing THAT I am not having any tequila here. Ever.

BeRT? Are you hanging that sign for the ones entering? Or the ones leaving?

Now that they have all the bits, bobs and pieces of that .... that..... uhm.... that thing, is anybody going to do anything with it?

smiles at image of what I'd like to do with it
*cough* Uhm... Sorry.

Whoa! Sambuca! Whoohoooo!
Puts foot on bottom of drip and rides it over to sambuca table
That's it, I am staying here.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 27, 2008, 06:30:06 am
*yawn* morning all... is it?

Hay Belcar, I see the :heavily sarcastic whiney voice: author :heavily sarcastic whiney voice: of the p-p-p- thing showed up.  Lots of groveling and disgusting pushing and shoving to get to the head of the line to talk to him.
Boring... 

*looks furtively around, pulls out magnifying glass and scans copy of document carefully*

BRT - that sign goes in the parking lot.  We don't want people walking through there to say they weren't warned.

Umm..
a splash of sambuca in the morning drink might be just the thing to get the brain cells working. 

Anyone know where the ginko is?

*mumbling under breath*  message is not all that it seems....   hmmm...   person.. shredded original letter.....tried to hide the text.....  ummm..  *much more muttering*

BARTENDER!!!   my head hurts...



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 27, 2008, 07:22:22 am
*YAWN* morning everyone... still no parchy... are there any even being given out anymore?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on June 27, 2008, 09:18:26 am
Only thing happening is amazingly thunderous hang-overs. That's why it's so quiet. People are convinced their ears will melt from their heads and eyeballs break into flames without much provocation. The oH god of hangovers is busily hammering away on their noggins.

Unfortuately, one must use said noggin to contemplate the next step in puzzle solving.

*sobs*
Sadly my brain melted a few days ago.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 27, 2008, 03:30:50 pm
*passes the bottle to Wanda and a handful of extra strength pills*

This will help...
and you know some smart aleck will be getting the clues anytime now and dropping by to rub it in our faces...

We will sic BRT and the hellhound on them and make them tell us the whole story by plying them with drugs and alcohol.

I think its a plan....

*sneaks peek* 

Its too late..  They are already into the vodka and absenthe... 
but you'd have to be to come up with some of that stuff...
 
We are doomed.... sob sob sob....


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Iain on June 27, 2008, 03:34:33 pm
wanders in bleeding from the ears "I see it all so clearly now", absinthe does make the heart grow fonder but plays havoc with the short term memory, now what was I saying.....oh yes I see it all now....I need more vodka and valium


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 27, 2008, 03:47:49 pm
wakes up and joins Iain...we should go sit in the tub (clothes on) and have some cold water shower over us so we can use our brains for the other P-P-P thread...

really how can we participate under all this influence, I'm either going to lose my liver here or my eyes in the other thread!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 27, 2008, 11:05:09 pm
Here some Deja Vu... no parchy.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 28, 2008, 02:52:51 am
Just took a peek at the analysis thread :faint:, I think i'll just hang out here, and let the others figure it out  :black wink:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 28, 2008, 03:32:41 am
*pushes around the tea dolly holding the platters and ice bucket*

Smelling salts, Loki?

Drink?  Meds?  They will help. 

*sneeks peek at what drove Loki into faint*

Fish, Greek, Latin, Magic, elements..   
Oh my...  Poor thing...  *hand Loki ice bag too*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 28, 2008, 03:54:28 am
*Gratefully accepts the ice bag after regaining conciousness, sidles over to a comfy chair with a handy IV, and hooks himself up*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 28, 2008, 04:39:58 am
Wanders in with a broom and sweeps the floor, removing old pills and bits of BeRT's couch, Finds something nasty in the corner where Killer was hanging round earlier, Puts on Chem Haz suit and removes offending pile, which is glowing green and giving of a strange mist, wanders out again.

"Belcar will you please be carefull what you are feeding that hell hound" Holds lead Bio-Haz box up to show that it is already melting.

Wanders back in with hammer, some nails and veriouse lenths of cut timber. "Sorry about the noise folks but I think that BeRT is going to need this as things progress." Hands out ear plugs and then reinforces BeRT's Couch will some well placed timber supports, wanders out again.

Wanders back in and makes large jug of Bloody maries heavy on the vodKa and hands them round, then drinking out of what is left of the jug pulls comfy chair over to First aid post and settles in for the long haul.

"I don't know what is worse the hangover or the mind games going on in the other thread". :-\


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 28, 2008, 06:26:00 am
I've lost track of the day

It seems like I've been in this bizarre dream for a couple of weeks

My memory is lacking entire days

Damn p..p..p you're killing me


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on June 28, 2008, 07:34:13 am
How to add insult to injury, it's been finished for ages, and now I find a P P

Stumbles round in a drug induced haze, bumping into hell hounds and signs

Hey, who didn't put that sign up properly?!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Hippolyta on June 28, 2008, 08:14:32 am
*Ata starts throwing things around her room*

Oh well my bf who isn't even interested in the damn thing got one last night, asked me what it was, then got upset that it was already finished, then proceeded to tell me it was all really sad.

*trashes the place and throws various items out the window. particularly the parchment.*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 28, 2008, 10:41:23 am
*removing large dark sunglasses* 

Atlanta, poor thing.  He isn't worth it - obviously. Dump his sorry p-p-p-.. carrying butt.
Have a drink?  I can have it sent to your room or you can come poolside.

Jules dear.  Those days aren't important.  Nothing happened that you want to remember.
Mmm.... Bloody Mary?  Lounge chair?


*sneaks peek with one eye so as to minimize the pain of the thread*

Aiiieee...  they want to take our dragon's armour off!!!  They are lunatics! 
No wonder everyone is in pain and shock...


*Grabs Shimmer by the arm and walks her past obstacle course* 
Let's just lounge by the pool for awhile.. calm. cool.   We can handle this.  We will...





Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: bard on June 28, 2008, 11:00:56 am
AAAARRRRGGG!!!Finally got a scrap of paper,long after the ppppp-well,you know,was completed.Agonize over the thing,come up with some bright ideas...only to find ALL of them already posted by others.PLEASE can someone pass an old lady a drink??Something cold and very strong??


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 28, 2008, 01:46:25 pm
*puts down National Enquirer that is hiding the copy of the parchment, slips scientific calculator into knitting bag, lifts large dark sunglasses and looks at bard*

I know. I know.. it is hard keeping one's sanity...

Lets see - Fid's smoothies are cold and Strong
Witchfinder's Bloody Marys are cold and Strong
The bar is open and we can have the cabana boy bring one over for you...
Start anywhere you want.

Things are going to get rough around here soon, when the "analysts" break down.

I expect Mud-Pie to drop in very soon with her karaoke machine.. since she was trying to beat sense out of that paper...    Take a good seat.

*hmmmm...better have the advil silver platters replenished*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 28, 2008, 01:51:34 pm
Pass the bloody mary el... I could use a few


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 28, 2008, 02:03:52 pm
Mixes more Bloody Marys, some Sangrea, Vodka shots, and tequila's thinks about kicking hell hound but changes his mind and kick's Bert's couch instead when he see's the look on Belcars face

"Blasted P.P.P.P.... This thing will be the death of us all.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: bard on June 28, 2008, 04:20:19 pm
Thanks,El!!!Can't decide so better take two of each....maybe a second cabana boy too,to fan my weary brow.I may just stay here for the duration!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Sarianna on June 28, 2008, 04:34:36 pm
Loving your Blood Marys Witchfinder. The rate these are going down you'll have to teach the Cabana boy how to mix them. If you can persuade Barb to part with one!



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Boom on June 28, 2008, 11:43:53 pm
Mud-Pie staggers in...thinks...today is not a good day....hiccup.....I heard there were bloody marys....hiccup...here....can i have one....bucket, please.  Brought the karaoke thing....gives it a good hard tail-spike....."purple rain" screams out of the speakers.... yeah, thinks it was that bad....hiccup....grabs mic with both claws and pulls it up close to her fangs...hiccup....thinks this is going to get ugly....hiccup...starts belting out lyrics....badly....hiccup....starts thinking bout phosphorus again....stop.....remember to sing....hiccup...decides it's too close to the fourth of July to worry about phosphorus right now....hiccup...I can buy my own dang fireworks...remember to sing....hiccup...I'll show them....hiccup......wonders to self where the platter is at when el shows up.....remember to sing....hiccup... (note to self: do not take the red, white and blue pills)....they tend to explode and scare everyone sh*tless....remember to sing...hiccup....thinks maybe we should fill the pool with cat litter....hiccup...the lounge is getting kinda smelly...hiccup....Wow, I think I need a nap now...hiccup.....do I see three hellhounds in front of me....hiccup...and why are they smiling at me like that?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 29, 2008, 09:37:00 am
more smoothies on the way (after all we do need our nutrients)..throws a few pretty coloured pills in too

makes a big batch of "Death by Chocolate"...chocolate will make us feel better.. oh and I soaked the brownies in Kaluha.

Grabs a smoothie and a big bowl of chocolate and sits on the couch..why is the couch all chewed up?...oh well I'm sure theres a good reason.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 29, 2008, 10:21:36 am
ooo chocolate... no parchy piece today either.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 29, 2008, 12:06:06 pm
Runs in and slames door shut, hunts round untill he finds the potato gun, goes and stands guard by the door.

"Those mad fools in the other thread are now talking about stuffing phosphorous down peoples pants and blowing them up with it as well."

Shoulders potato gun and takes a very large drink.

"I think it would be best if anyone coming in Identified themselves well early, or it will be potato time."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 29, 2008, 02:22:15 pm
*appologises to Witchfinder about Killer's 'Smoking Gun'*

*Scowls at Killer*
If I told you  once, then I have told you........
*counts on fingers*
Once. Don't eat the dragons turds after all that magsesium stuffs! Besides! You licked me before you snuck off to that corner. That's just wrong! You now have to help Witchfinder. If he points that potato  gun at any newcomer, drag them out and and drop in the 'special' dragon turds

El!.... El!..... *Shrill whistle* El! Darlin'? You've been reading that National Geographic upside down for the last hour. With a magnifying glass.... Whatcha doin? The meds getting to you?

*Pours another Sambuca Gold*
Aaaah. Nectar. Killer, if you are good, your worms are going to of the bright shiny types. Good boy! Make Witchfinder proud. Good hellhound.

*Lays back and watches El with her magazines and magnifying glass suspiciously for a whole .25 second*
Barman! More Sambuca please!

*Gets potato gun and pocket of potatoes*
*Staggers to front door.*
Ok Witchfinder, say the word and  they are potato salad!





Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 29, 2008, 02:31:41 pm
Death by Chocolate? Oh that is just cruel. How do I combine chocolate with all the good stuff.

OK, I'm open for suggestions, I want both. How do I get that?

*Looks at BRT's couch, tips hat at him*

*Looks at hellhound, mouths at him 'That BeRT is a Brave, Brave Man!@


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 29, 2008, 03:26:04 pm
*peers over magazine, crumpling piles of paper into the corner* 
hmm?  Was that a question thrown at me???  Doing??  Me???  Nothing. Nothing....

Phospherous in pants you say? 
*muttering* If I divide that by the  pentagram found on page 15 of the Canadian Tire ad, I can....*startled*

Prince!!  Prince!!! My turn!!

*jumps off lounge chair - bouncing wildly waiting for Mud-Pie to finish the poetry that she is saying to the Purple Rain music*   

Weird, too goth for me - me next!!! me next!!!!

*scrarfs down a few brownies, some smoothies and waves at Belcar as he take the potato gun out the front door.

*Grabs mike from Mud-Pie as she slides to the floor.... and nudges her off the stage*

When doves CRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

*small explosions as eardrums in vicinity pop!*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 30, 2008, 01:55:35 am
*dodges a barrage of flying potatoes*

Geez, Char and I go in, and solve the puzzle for them, they carry on like we were never there, and now you guys want to shoot us down! (Sara, we really need a shocked smiley)

I think i could use a drink now, more than i did while waiting for a piece, lol


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: bellatrix the strange on June 30, 2008, 01:57:08 am
*dodges a barrage of flying potatoes*

Geez, Char and I go in, and solve the puzzle for them, they carry on like we were never there, and now you guys want to shoot us down! (Sara, we really need a shocked smiley)

I think i could use a drink now, more than i did while waiting for a piece, lol

I like your solution, I want to blow things up!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 30, 2008, 02:02:03 am
I think Danny liked it too, lol.

And Phosphorus would make pretty explosions  :red wink:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Charmed on June 30, 2008, 04:43:04 am
Sara, we really need a shocked smiley

*Retakes her position from a safe distance of the potato launching people and screams to Loki through megaphone*

YOU MEAN LIKE THIS ONE: :o (at least this one says "shocked" when I hover my cursor over it :red wink:)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 30, 2008, 04:49:28 am
*grabs a handy megaphone and calls back to char*


I MEAN A SHOCKED DRAGON, HENCE DIRECTING THE COMMENT TO SARA  :black teeth:



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Charmed on June 30, 2008, 05:39:18 am
*still using megaphone from a safe distance to avoid the wrath from the pieceless people who apparently also do not appreciate excellent solutions :red wink:*

AHHH... OK, MY BAD. YES THAT WOULD BE COOL!!! *holds up thumb*

AND MAYBE A CRYING AND A "HUH?" ONE...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 30, 2008, 06:00:38 am
*hoping the megaphone doesn't give his presence away*

YEAH, FORE SURE, CRYING AND HUH? ONES WOULD BE REALLY COOL!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 30, 2008, 06:37:14 am
nudges Killer with his foot
OK boy, somebody is making a heck of a racket out there. Don't they know that that level of noise is a health hazard here? You could have a number of skulls explode. Find 'em. Give 'em some worms. Go boy!

Puts Mind into rewind mode, remembers something about Loki and a solution
El! El, did Loki have a solution that we are going to like? We wouldn't want to have to close this place down already, would we? If that phospherous get delayed and gets in here..... Oh what the heck, I am trying to think? Why? It hurts....
Killer! Worms!

Wonders about the mutterings of 15 versus 20, 599 or 603 filtering through the haze
Death by Chocolate. Hmmmmm... Now that sounds like the way to go!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 30, 2008, 06:38:14 am
So one of the dragons I was sitting for... his owner just told me that he got a parchy piece... AGAIN!

Hard whiskey please, with a couple of xanax.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on June 30, 2008, 06:46:22 am
Passes BRT the whisky

BTW, I would not touch the tequila here, you have no idea what the origin of the worm might be.

looks for xanax, relises he would not recognise xanax even if it jumped up and smacked him between the eyes
Sorry! Witchfinder! We have an medical emergency! Could you please see to BRT here?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: koal ana-qwa on June 30, 2008, 08:17:24 am
Hey BRT what are you doing here?  I'm pretty sure you found a few.... well at least I can down my sorrows in this clubhouse knowing I'm one of many who missed out  :-[ and there are many others. :o


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 30, 2008, 08:18:33 am
lol nope... BRT has none... although he has dragon sitted a few dragons who got one when under his care... and one dragon has two now... *SOB*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 30, 2008, 08:22:39 am
*crawls out from under lounge chair*

Ow...  

*crawls over to.. you know - four legs and top - holds things... fuzzy things...*

Move over Belcar.  Thanks for calling medical attention.  Where is that noise coming from?  Ow.

*foggy last thoughts*         ow...   singing...   bigger ow...  Good brownies. Ow..

*sweeps hand over table - that's it - TABLE, finding various pills*

xanax, perocet, valium, lithium, tylenol 3, avdil, asprin, paxil, smarties..  Ah, Breakfast...  

* washes one of each down with cold beer, tosses a few xanax in BRT's general direction because vision is still wonky*

I dreamed about crying dragons.. they were scared of the worms?   Weird.

*Watches hell hound climbing far hill chasing a small body running very fast *  

Killer does pretty good for three legs, but why is he chasing Charmed?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Charmed on June 30, 2008, 08:32:52 am
*throws steaks on the ground as Hell-hound approaches*

Yes, that's a good Hell-hound...

*scratches Killer behind the ear*

Didn't they feed you over at el's club? You poor thing and your fur is all tangled :red sad:

*takes out brush and grooms Killer*

Seriously el, animals don't live on furniture and medicine alone... that's only Bert! :red wink:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: estelle on June 30, 2008, 10:58:47 am
Yes I know, poor Killer is so mistreated...*shakes her head and pats Killer's* This ppp only gives an even worse headache then when I didn't have it. Please el can't you open up an annexe for the ppp's victims? There is quite a few of us with our heads splitting open...
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/talhouet/Smileys/2198_splitting_headache.gif) it's getting messy!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 30, 2008, 11:28:56 am
Stops attaching potatoes to rockets (so he can get charmed anywhere inside megaphone range)

"Did Someone say they wanted a cure for the pills,Holds up syringe containing pale blue fluid Here this will bring you down with no side effects and no cold turky needed, Hang on just need to fit the needle, Attaches needle that is a foot long and half inch thick, the stuff is a bit viscose so we need a slightly larger needle. Or would you prefer another drink and a few more pills"

Gives BeRt a couple more Xanax and a large whisky, "There you Go BeRT, same for me no Blasted Pieces of anything, anoying I call it."

Helps El up and pours her in to a comfy chair "Come on el, Bloody Mary for you just to take the edge off." Removes El's magnifieing glass "And you can have this back when your eyes are not crossed the way they are at the moment."

Calls to Belcar, "Give the hound a whistle will you, I don't want to hit him." Takes rocket powered potato out on to porch, aim's, launches, Watches as the potato missile flies over the dragon park and whilstels past Charmed's ear then bursts with red and gold stars "Begger, missed, still it was blooming close, and nice stars at the end."

Wanders back to the bar

"Okay, who wants a drink, I'm paying........."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on June 30, 2008, 11:34:34 am


*Grabs Shimmer by the arm and walks her past obstacle course* 
Let's just lounge by the pool for awhile.. calm. cool.   We can handle this.  We will...



Did you call me a girl? o_O ah well

lounges by the pool


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Charmed on June 30, 2008, 11:40:43 am
*Notices how Killer covers when missile potato flies by*

Those people over there clearly aren't fit to take care of animals right now, come on boy, we'll go back to my place. I am sure my dragon will fetch you some nice cows to play with/chew on whenever you want it.

It's not like they'll notice you're gone boy - the fluffy weird looking thing I noticed under the couch while there, seemed to be evolving - I swear I saw eyes! It can take your place :red teeth:.

*walks away with Killer at her side*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on June 30, 2008, 11:50:14 am
*after observing Witchfinder's new arsenal, he takes advantage of the communal stupor, and sneaks out the back, heading for the hills, to save char from having to come within range of the new improved potato launcher*

Better to be in a safe place, in case one of them takes the phosphorus down the pants as anything other than an act of kindness, if only they'd run in squares, not circles *shakes head in dismay*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 30, 2008, 12:29:00 pm
Whistles and watches as Killer turnes and comes galloping back to the Bar, Scratches Killer behind the ear,

"Keep an eye on BeRT, he has been looking depressed lately."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on June 30, 2008, 01:26:39 pm
The door to the bar slams open and a wet and soggy, vaguely familiar dragon trainer hauls herself inside. She shuts the door and leans up against it, releasing a huge sigh. She is clearly relieved to be here. The current bar occupants, by this time, are all staring and gradually recognition dawns....

Hi everyone! I confess I did get one pppppp *oh bugger* but then it turned out to be a duplicate *sigh*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on June 30, 2008, 01:29:39 pm
Wanders over

"Welcome, what would you like to drink, we have all sorts, pull up a chair and have a drink, Oh dont sit on that couch, BeRT keeps chewing bit's off it, it's a tad fragile."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Moss on June 30, 2008, 02:03:17 pm
Ahhhhhh I am back here - been scouring the land for pppppp pieces thingy whatsits and didnt find anything....... nobody even told me it had all been found *mumbles something about it all not being fair, been searching for days and didnt find anything anyway*........ and now its all been found and nobody has any idea what it all means or what the pppppp thingy is for........ what does it all mean?? I am sooooooo confused - *gently tickles hellhound behind the ears "good boy killer" and dodges couple of potatoes* - I need a whisky a comfy chair and some quiet thinking time - no rephrase that - lets all have a party....... ahahaha *slumps in corner looking dejected*!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 30, 2008, 04:09:20 pm
Did you call me a girl? o_O ah well

lounges by the pool

I was under the influence.  Several of them.   My vision was wonky and...  well.. maybe it was the hair? ...you know.
Sorry.

Okay, okay...  More drinks... That'll straighten things up. yes..  maybe..

*fingers in ears* I can't hear you.. I can't hear p-p-p-p-p-p words...  la la la la

Stuff these pills in your mouth Neko and wash them down with a fresh bloody mary. That will stop the crazy talking...
(although men might look like women...)  *glances over shoulder at Shimmers_trainer*

What woman is trying to keep Killer?  But he's there sharing the couch with BRT... 

He looks like needs something to drink. Bartender!!!  The good whiskey for Killer....  Give BRT the cheap stuff, he'll never notice...



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 30, 2008, 04:14:29 pm
does anyone know the statistical chances of NOT getting one in over two weeks?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on June 30, 2008, 05:13:56 pm
no Bert but maybe you should stay off the couch for a while...

hey everyone I found bubble wrap....pop away there's rolls of it

Walks to the bar, clears empty bottles and takes them out for recycling ...wait will recycling come around with all the dragons hanging out, oh well I'll try anyways...

Looks like we are getting low on whiskey, tequila, and jagermiester and sambucca (not even going to look at the pharmacy supplies...

*Gets on DC and takes her for a run to the liquor store and the closest pharmacy, I think they will just give it to me if they see the dragon soaring above!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 30, 2008, 05:36:06 pm
Hey, I got one today !!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Aramika on June 30, 2008, 05:40:30 pm
Hey, I got one today !!!

I think el or BRT might try to hurt you and steal it from you Jukes. :D


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on June 30, 2008, 06:02:30 pm
*BRT looks longingly and rabidly at parchy piece*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on June 30, 2008, 06:52:21 pm
*Frightened by the frothing BRT seizuring away from rabies while attempting to grasp a halluincatory p.p.p. ...toilet tissue, several people unload special tater specials in the general direction. Temporarily sedated by a few tazer charges, BRT is quickly wraped in swathes of bubble wrap and stuffed under the couch to prop up the end which is minus a leg. Connecting a hose from aerosolized thorazine to one end of the BRT package, it is finally much quieter as the drugs kick in.*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on June 30, 2008, 07:15:08 pm

Cool - Wanda brought aerosolized thorazine...
Shut the doors and windows and open that tank up!!!

And I want to play with the tension sheets...

*sitting on floor, leaning against the wall holding bubble wrap, concentrating really hard, s-l-o-w-l-y popping one bubble at a time*

A pitcher of Stawberry Margaritas, bartender and a straw...

I don't hurt people....  Jules - it doesn't count anymore.  Getting one after it is all put together would be soooo sad. Terribly sad.  I feel bad for you... want a pitcher of margaritas to dull the pain? 




Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Jules & Banphrionsa on June 30, 2008, 07:56:11 pm
Wait, if Fid got to stick around, why am I being kicked out?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 01, 2008, 04:53:29 am

huh?  Jules? 
Have a drink....  A big drink.. the stress has obviously affected your hearing? eyesight?  mind?

You were offered anesthization for your pain...  a dup AFTER it is all put together is much worse than none at all - I'd think...
Like getting to the party after everyone else is gone....
The doors and windows are closed to keep the aerosolized thorazine in. 

*thinks that locking Jules in might be a problem in her state so plans to drug her into unconsciousness*



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on July 01, 2008, 06:25:29 am
*mmm mmmph... booze need booze... ooo slip cover nom nom nom*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on July 01, 2008, 08:37:27 am
knock knock

Don't want to enter while the air is all nice and good, but I have pills and booze...LOTS MORE, the liquor stores and pharmacies were very generous once they heard the beautiful roar of my girl, I didn't even have to explain why I needed it all, i didn't even have to pay for it!

W00t another few days we are stocked for

WOULD SOMEONE LET ME IN, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO THE DOOR THE WHOLE TIME!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 01, 2008, 09:34:32 am
Neko opens the door for Fid, since she's still standing by it, watching all the fun. Plus she's looking for something new to try, accepts the pills but will take a vodka, lime & soda in preference to the Bloody Mary. Tomato juice makes her feel woozy


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on July 01, 2008, 10:29:22 am
*large number of dragons, being tired of sitting around and doing nothing besides playing with fireworks, fly up to shack and begin fanning it with their enormous wings in attempts to inject fresh air into the reeking miasma within. Bugling their displeasure at their trainers state of dissipation...the commotion continues*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 01, 2008, 10:42:37 am
As the drugs kick in, Neko slides down the wall with a lopsided smile on her face. It's all fine now....


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 01, 2008, 12:13:48 pm
Thump

*hitting the floor and waking up - red and white, flashes of red and white.. open eyes, red and white... rolls over, ouch, peeks, red and white...*

huh???
*sits up and opens eyes*

my skin is red and white? I have red and white paint on the parts that aren't burnt red?  I am wearing red and white clothes????

Wtf???

*jarring to rememberance*

Oh yeah...

(http://gi258.photobucket.com/groups/hh255/2ZJCL7SCCI/th8_4_103.gif)


*lays back to watch*


(http://gi258.photobucket.com/groups/hh255/2ZJCL7SCCI/ththfireworks-1.gif)
(http://gi258.photobucket.com/groups/hh255/2ZJCL7SCCI/ththFireworks.gif) (http://gi258.photobucket.com/groups/hh255/2ZJCL7SCCI/ththfire_crackers.gif)
 

Is that the dragons in the parking lot or.... doesn't matter.... pretty....





Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on July 01, 2008, 01:04:10 pm
*wakes up screaming*
*Sits up*
*realises he wasn't sleeping*

Wha's that smell? Makes my whisky taste better.
*takes a deep breath*
Killer! Move your butt! Heavens Hound! What have they been feeding you? Have you been helping BRT with that infernal couch?

New supplies? There is new supplies? And.... And bubblewrap?
*grabs a sheet, gets tongue stuck in the corner of the mouth*
Amateurs, doing this one by one.
*twists bubblewrap tightly, listens to long string of pops*
Aaaahhh. Better.

*looks-out the window*
Why are the dragons all flapping their wings? Killer? Have you been.... polluting.... the atmosphere there too? Good Hound! Bring your bucket, come and have a refill.

*falls over and starts snoring, dreams about tiaras and hobnailed boots*
Hum... Evil women.... Mumble.... Leaving a man no dignity.... *slobber* evil titles....


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: bard on July 01, 2008, 01:04:46 pm
bard dismounts in the parking lot and unhooks a couple of dripping cow carcasses"Share,Normeth...I mean it.These guys look a little upset"Hauls a sack of B.C.'s finest herbal stress remedy into the place."Hey,El!!Happy Canada Daaaa.."Falls back against the wall-into something warm and squishy.Mashed potatoes????How could that seem like a good idea?What's wrong with that poor hellhound?My FAVORITE couch is in tatters...are those teeth marks?Who is that man wiping...yes,couch stuffing... off his lips with a slip cover?Good Lord,I thought I had it bad!!!I'm not even gonna show them the second scrap of paper I got waaaaay too late.I'll just slip the new Canadian Tire ads into El's knitting basket(seems as good an idea as any at this point) and slink out again.Well maybe just one or two,or eleven of the pretty pink pills on that tray there......slides to the floor and smiles at the lovely,lovely colours.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: bard on July 01, 2008, 01:07:21 pm
And WHAT is that SMELL!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Boom on July 01, 2008, 01:45:06 pm
Someone has obviously been eating buckets of chili-dogs!!! 

*see's green gas float up to the ceiling *

EEEWWWWHHHH!!!!that is so nasty.

*see's pink elephant, uh, I mean dragon run over and stand by killer looking all innocent*

Don't blame it on Killer, he didn't do it!....this time at least!!!

Fess up, which one of you pooted and why are there guys in little white suits running around


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 01, 2008, 04:34:11 pm
The sound of popping plastic rouses Neko from her stupour. She looks around, unable to identify the sound. Her throat is dry, so she reached up for the nearest glass and pours something liquid into her mouth. It turns out to be detergent, she sputters. As bubbles fly from her mouth, she sees the source of the noise! Bubble plastic! The sound sends her into an inexplicable rage and she spends the next 24 hours chewing all the light fittings in the bar, cleaning them all in the process and covering the bar in soothing bubbles....


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 02, 2008, 10:31:35 am
Ah yes. *yawn stretch*

It feels good to be awake and on my way to the comfort food buffet...

*stands in buffet line up with large plate*  um um looks good.

I am very happy Fid brought in new supplies...

Nice hair Neko.  Do it yourself? 

and BC's finest on a silver platter. ooh. Thanks Bard.


*looks out window on the bad side of the club - sees Craziness ensuing...*
eeek - 44 pages, grids, no anagrams, no dragons!!!  ..oh my....

*runs and hides poolside, brings out knitting bag, puts copy of 'document' in the Canadian Tire ads, slides out architectural ruler, blowtorch and thesaurus and settles in to.. tan. yes. tan..  with large plate of leftover brownies and a "few" ice cold drinks on hand*

*mumble*




Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 02, 2008, 02:04:47 pm
Staggers in through the porch door

"Okay, I remember being here Monday, and now it's Wednesday, who stole my two days, where have they gone???       BeRT,      BeRT, did you steal my two days...."

Wanders round looking dazed and confused

"Someone stole my two days..."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 02, 2008, 02:08:28 pm
Hmmmmm.....?  I think they're under the table, Witchfinder.  Whilst you're there, make me one of your Bloody Mary's please, and mix in some prozac.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 02, 2008, 02:13:58 pm
A high, strung out sound burrows its way down from the ceiling through the green cloud and under the table....

I'll have one of those! Make it a double. Of both. With bubbles!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 02, 2008, 02:17:05 pm
Checks under table, "Nope not there. "  Mixes, Bloody Mary for Galaxy and passes it over, then realises what he just saw under the table, dives back under "Ohhhhhhhh fun......... Nitrous Oxide." Opens canaster and sits back starting to giggle, waits for gas to fill the room.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 02, 2008, 02:22:38 pm
Oi, what about my drink??

And what the hell's going on with my voice????


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 02, 2008, 02:25:05 pm
Sips her Bloody Mary and prozac cocktail and tries to quell an overwhelming urge to giggle.  Oh what the heck, why fight it?  Giggles hysterically, completely unable to stop.  Feels tears running down her cheeks and doesn't know if it is from laughter or from being unable to help complete the p..p..p..p..........


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 02, 2008, 02:26:29 pm
Giggles a bit more as laughing gas takes effect but manages to make Niko a bloody Mary

"There you go my friend, have one on us."

Roles round on floor laughing


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 02, 2008, 02:56:30 pm
She reaches for the drink, but loses her grip on the ceiling and falls to the floor. The room shudders, but everybody's too busy wetting themselves with laughter to notice.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Sarianna on July 03, 2008, 04:08:59 am
Just as I've sobered up and getting on with things a pppp....piece of poop has turned up. Talk about driving a girl to drink. Pass the scotch and make it a double. Finding no piece of ppp.. paper is better than this is poor excuse of a clue! Hellhound where are you? Soak this insult with your flurecent fluids..anybody got a lighter?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 03, 2008, 11:11:50 am
* entering room and looks at bubbles floating and flames flaring and giggling people all over the floor*

umm Bloody Marys

So much better than bloody p-p-p- or bloody lack of clues or the bloody number 11, or 598 versus 600 or bloody analysis or bloody summary.  Do you know that they expect this to take 3 weeks?  3...!?!?

Heads are going to be exploding soon. *starts to giggle*

We better get supplies delivered!  BIG truck loads!  *laughing out loud*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on July 03, 2008, 02:17:26 pm
DID SOMEONE SAY SUPPLIES???, are we out already? Okay someone else's turn for that one.

I've brought bubbles to blow and bubble gum (don't get it in your hair) and pretty flowers to dress up this places and our drinks, I also found these interesting mushrooms out back and I brought enough for everyone!

Back to the blender for me, cuts up fruit for a fruit salad soaked in melon liquor, and blends up some strawberry daquiri's and some lime margeritta's

Looks around...ooo this place needs some tiding....starts to giggle, what is that? Takes a deep breath and giggles some more...who needs to tidy when we're having such a good time


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on July 04, 2008, 08:52:43 am
OUCH my friggin head... what did you guys put in that drink? *PTEW* ...and why do I have pieces of foam in my mouth?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 04, 2008, 09:48:24 am
Good day to all, There are two things I have to say today I think,
Firstly, Happy 4th July to all our American friends, (Anyone ready to pay the tax on that tea yet??) hope that you all have a good day.

Second, It's Friday , It's the weekend and It's Party time. Breaks out the coctail shaker, the smoothy maker, and every bottle he can find, Lays out snacks and sends his dragon for more supplies

El, have you got any more treats to go on the platters???

Lets get this party started.

Hands Bert a drink That should help with the foam, and to be honest if you stoped chewing the couch it would probably help some more.

Passes Fidd the blender. Go Fid, go... lets see what you can whip up.

Passes el another bloody mary



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 04, 2008, 10:43:19 am
*bloody mary in one hand and pill bottles in the other*

Platter refills all around....  we buy them all by the mega case lots...  Delivered to your door in brown paper wrapping.

Fresh organic berries for Fid's smoothies...

Here's some gum BRT, to get the taste out of your mouth. You can wash the taste of that away as soon as fresh smoothies are flowing.

Are we going poolside with this? 

When the fireworks start we can all sit on the porch again. Who's in charge of the fireworks?



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 04, 2008, 10:51:28 am
Fireworks, Ah yes, that will be me, I had better go and remove the potatoes from the ends.

walks out to porch trying to look innocent


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on July 04, 2008, 01:32:52 pm
*nibble nibble nibble* mmm sulphur...

anyway, happy fourth everyone!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 04, 2008, 02:15:03 pm
Oh heck.......... El..........El........ BeRT's eating the fireworks.......

Pours Bert a very large drink

Here have this, and whatever you do don't smoke for a while.....


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 04, 2008, 03:32:23 pm
Lying curled up on the floor, Neko opens one eye and observes someone eating a firework. She burps, a lone bubble forms at her lips, which escapes into the room. Someone accidentally brushes past the bubble with a match, and the bubble explodes. What has she been drinking?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 05, 2008, 06:22:52 am
huh?  umm.... sorry... I was in my happy place...
away from all pathetic, paltry, paranoid, persistant pursuing of parsimonious particles of poop about that p-p-p-paper... 

Is something on fire?  Some one?

Quick Witchfinder - Put BRT outside quickly - NOT near the dragons *although privately thinks - THAT would be fun and we could keep furniture around longer*

*gives Neko bottle of champagne to wash away those nasty bubble* 

Let's just replace those with nice bubbles, shall we?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 05, 2008, 10:49:09 am
Reels backwards in surprised shock.  Why was smoke coming from her fringe?  It looked to be singed.  She wrinkled her nose in distaste.  The smell of burning hair is so horrible.  And where did that pretty bubble go?

El, have you got any more champagne hidden away?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 05, 2008, 02:10:32 pm
Runs in and grabs a drink

They are saying that someone called wowbagger has solver the puzzle, They are trying to get him to post now.

Grabs another drink and swallows it in one

After all this, he did it in a couple of hous, and the devs say that they want to post more things......

Goes in to corner to get as drunk as he can........


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 05, 2008, 02:14:43 pm
Yes it's true!  Carpetbagger Wowbagger (that's a seriously odd name) has solved it!  Champagne all around! :red teeth: :red teeth:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: bard on July 05, 2008, 03:05:07 pm
Raises glass in a salute to Blessed and Wow!!!!   "Cheers and huge congrats,you guys are amazing!!"  This is what the party really needed....a HAPPY excuse to drink!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 05, 2008, 03:07:35 pm
And we'll all drink to that!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 05, 2008, 03:08:40 pm
Mine's a large one


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on July 05, 2008, 04:54:07 pm
oooooo organic berries and the blender....time to celebrate no more parch parch pa...ahh whatever we don't need to know

blends up a batch of fresh berry smoothies enough for ALL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 05, 2008, 06:44:48 pm
huh, what?  Did I miss it?  Is it over?
Thank heavens.

Get out the champagne fountain.

And the chocolate fountain and the Smoothie fountain.  Might as well have a few chips and dip.

*Locks all meds in the safe*  It's all clear folks.  We might as well start detox now - after the champagne!

Looks like we may have tournaments in 15 days (just my guess)...
*books gym time for Solstice of Summer*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 06, 2008, 06:27:13 am
Neko holds firmly onto her bottle of detergent and blows more bubbles. She doesn't want to hear anything about a puzzle, parchment or anything else starting with p. Unless it's pancakes.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on July 06, 2008, 06:30:32 am
ooo Pancakes!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 06, 2008, 06:39:56 am
Starts producing coffee and Pancakes

Form a que, any filling you want???


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 06, 2008, 06:40:08 am
Neko lifts her head with a jerk.

Pankcakes? bubble bubble Did someone say pancakes? bubble Where? bubble bubble bubble


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: neellocm on July 06, 2008, 10:09:10 am
You guys are so fat.  Lol


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on July 06, 2008, 10:15:02 am
You guys are so fat.  Lol

You calling me fat? I will, I will... wait... *digs around in folds of fat*... ummm where is that gun... it is here somewhere... *digs around some more* mmm donuts...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 06, 2008, 10:15:53 am
"Pancakes over here Neko, by the pool where we can watch the dragons playing in the park, any filling you want, we have coffee as well just to help wash those bubbles away."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 06, 2008, 11:41:43 am
Can I have cherries, fresh cream and prozac in my pancake, please? With champagne on the side.:D


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 06, 2008, 11:53:53 am
Sorry but el locked up the drugs, however the cherries and cream we can do, best go and see if el has any Champage, I have run out.... :gold grin:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: neellocm on July 06, 2008, 12:00:25 pm
You shouldn't really mix prescription drugs with alcohol anyways


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 06, 2008, 12:02:06 pm
Why?!  It's fun and exciting!  You never know what's going to happen next! :red teeth:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 06, 2008, 12:03:44 pm
We have been doing it for weeks, ever since this P.P.P.P.P.  This started, it does account for some of the hangovers round here and the fact that BeRT has been eating the furniture, Oh and watch out for the hellhound, it may only have three legs but it still protects us from ................ heck who knows, bet he is fun to have around.

Now......Want a pancake.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 06, 2008, 12:07:33 pm
*trotting in wiping sweat from brow*
Nice run today with Solstice.  Getting back in shape after the debauch..

Oooooohhh pancakes.  Lots of butter and maple syrup please. Thank you, Witchfinder...
*looks out into parking lot to make sure Solstice is still doing push-ups*

Sorry Galaxy, we are drug free until we know what is going on.  Tip top shape you know. Wouldn't want  them to think because we were "affected" by being overlooked that we aren't contenders. Nope.  

*psst*  although there might be some steroids arriving in the afternoon delivery

Mimosa?  Or straight Champagne?  I mean with bubbles, it can't really be alcohol, right?

*watches BRT spin in circles lifting folds of fat*

New WII Fit, BRT?

Neko - Those bubbles are not your friends.  Do you want to be lowly lance carrier in the tournments (or whatever) or do you want to COMPETE?  Don't make me throw you in the cold shower.  Sober up girl!  

*piles pancakes on platter and guides Neko to deck chair *  
Eat.

Witchfinder - we need a coffee IV over here - stat!  



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: neellocm on July 06, 2008, 12:08:02 pm
Yeah. Apparently the supply of donuts and pancakes isn't enough to keep squishy satisfied.  Perhaps some diet pills BRT?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 06, 2008, 12:16:28 pm
Steroids?!!!  No, no, no!  They make you put on weight!  BRT wouldn't notice, though, so I'm sure he'll have some.  I'll just have more pancakes.  Hmmmmm.........  they make you put on weight too, don't they?  El, book me a place in the gym with you.   And more champagne please, with bubbles and ALCOHOL!  Must raise a glass to those who cracked the puzzle, and celebrate the fact that we don't have to worry about finding any p..p..p.. thing any more.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on July 06, 2008, 12:16:39 pm
I have tried many diets, and all BRT does is get squishier... and do you know the cost of 100 meals a day on Jenny Craig?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 06, 2008, 12:20:09 pm
Neko grips her bottle of detergent as if it were a gravitationally significant hoard, but allows herself to be guided to the chair. Steam rises from the pancakes and she takes a tentative sniff. Then a bigger one. Finally, the smell overwhelms her, she makes a final bubbly burp, releases her grip on the detergent bottle and before it reaches the floor, the entire stack of pancakes is gone.

More please!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 06, 2008, 12:23:08 pm
OMG!  OMG!  Witchfinder!  Cook more pancakes quickly!  Pretty please :-*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 06, 2008, 12:23:56 pm
HELP, Galaxy can you atart making the mix whilst I knock out the pancakes please.......

Hold on Neko, they are coming


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 06, 2008, 12:25:44 pm
HURRY UP! You don't want to know what happens when this tummy starts rumbling...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 06, 2008, 12:26:43 pm
Delivers huge mound of pancakes to Niko


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: neellocm on July 06, 2008, 12:26:59 pm
I have tried many diets, and all BRT does is get squishier... and do you know the cost of 100 meals a day on Jenny Craig?

Lol.  I guess you'd need Bella or Soph's goldz to afford that.  


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 06, 2008, 12:27:12 pm
The air is turning white as Galaxy shakes numerous bags of flour into an enormous bowl.  Egg shells fly across the floor and the cow has to be milked again - fast!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 06, 2008, 12:34:42 pm
mum mum gmf scrmf murf *buuurrrrp* Yummy thank you!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 06, 2008, 12:58:55 pm
*sighs with relief that Neko does not need medical intervention or slapping around*

Food delivery?  Cancel all the carbs for the afternoon order (except pancake mix), add tons - and I really mean tons of protein...  and protein drinks....  tons of fresh organic fruits and veggies... delivery this afternoon, is still possible. good, dear, good... 

Okay.... *looking through phone book*      Here it is...  *dialing*

Do you have agility training equipment?  Extra large sizes?  Can I have that delivered and set up by tomorrow morning?  Thank you. The address is PPD clubhouse.. yes.  THAT place.  Yes - EXTRA EXTRA large might be better.   Put it on this Visa.  BRT - number ************  Thank you.

*sits back and sighs*

We may be ready...  to get ready....  *theme music from Rocky in the background*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 06, 2008, 01:28:22 pm
El - whilst you've got BRT's credit card, can't you order lots more food and alcohol supplies and a jaccusi (and perhaps a spelling book)?  Oh, and maybe an exotic holiday for quite a large number of people with dragons. :red teeth: ;D :red teeth: ;D :red teeth: ;D


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 06, 2008, 02:27:20 pm
Well it looks as if the dreaded P.P.P.P.  thing has been withdrawn, the piece that Galaxy found has gone missing...so thankfully we dont have to worry about finding a piece any more.

Carries on making pancakes for all, and now that protein has arrived, is cooking steak's as well

We have steak's, pancakes, coffee and Champagne, Oh and a couch for BeRT, if he is still feeling hungry.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 06, 2008, 04:29:02 pm
Neko wants to know whether she has to do the training thing or whether she can keep stuffing her face with yummy pancakes...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 06, 2008, 04:41:07 pm

Sorry Neko, friends don't let friends be losers, so you can have a few more, but remember - you don't want to get picked last if there is a tournament going on.  You want to at least place if it is the dragon Olympics, don't you?  Guilds, Battle Arenas?  Whatever is coming...

And you don't want to be in the stables, cleaning up dragon doo, do you?


BTW - your dragon does the agility training, but you have to be supportive. 
*sneaks peek out to parking lot where Neko's dragon is shovelling in huge piles of pancakes too*



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on July 06, 2008, 05:32:54 pm
me too! me too! UMMPH! I can go to tournament... UMMPH! hell with walking I will roll...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 06, 2008, 06:10:02 pm
Sorry Neko, friends don't let friends be losers, so you can have a few more, but remember - you don't want to get picked last if there is a tournament going on.  You want to at least place if it is the dragon Olympics, don't you?  Guilds, Battle Arenas?  Whatever is coming...

And you don't want to be in the stables, cleaning up dragon doo, do you?


BTW - your dragon does the agility training, but you have to be supportive. 
*sneaks peek out to parking lot where Neko's dragon is shovelling in huge piles of pancakes too*



munch stuff mrf yum okay, just another plateful and I'll be right with you. Someone musta put something in my detergent bottle. I'm so hungry!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 07, 2008, 12:08:25 pm
Carrys on making more pancakes

"Have you heard, there is going to be a PD 2, I don't know if it will link to this one, but if not it could mean we have to bring up another Dragon..... not sure that my boy Char would be too happy about that."

Shovels another pile of pancakes on Neko's plate

"How am I to devide my time between two PD's andthey say it may be months yet, el you may have to open that safe again."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 07, 2008, 12:25:32 pm
slurp yum munch mrf glup I can't wait! I been wanting a companion for my baby for a while, but didn't want to go to Bebo... I know dragons tend to be loners, but every dragon needs someone to scratch each others' scales in those hard to reach places...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on July 08, 2008, 04:21:03 am
Staggers in through door, scratching butt

Whoa! What day is this? Last I remember was taking a sniff of some gas. Woke up a couple minutes ago, wrapped around the potted palm next to the pool....

Pancakes? I just knew there was a reason to wake up. Cinnamon sugar? Please tell me we have oodles and oodles of cinnamon sugar!

Looks at hand
Hang on, think I have to and sterilise this first....

whistles at Killer
Lick.... I mean, lead me to the bathroom please, I can't remember where it is anymore.

Exits.. Stage left


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 08, 2008, 10:55:35 am
*pops head in door, grabs Neko by arm*

Get out here quick...  your dragon is laying the in middle of the agility training field and crying...  CRYING!?!  I didn't know dragons could do that. 

All I said was, "come on and put the pancakes down and try a little run around the track.. and remember those hips get wider with egg laying."

Besides she's blocking the track....

*mutter* competitions, ribbons, future alliances, new eggs... 
oh no...Need large supply of small rodents in the pantry for hatchling food... sigh*

*unlocks safe and starts putting meds back on the tables and platters..  *


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on July 08, 2008, 12:41:56 pm
*wanders back in, hoping all is forgiven, or at least forgotten regarding the placebo soloution we offered*

No hard feelings bout the phosphorus burns eh? it'll grow back, i'm sure  :black teeth:

Any chance of some pancakes? *offers up his best charming smile*

I don't think old Sar will mind letting another young 'un join the fray to represent in some spirited competition (it'll give her a chance to play with the dragons of distracted trainers  :black wink:)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 08, 2008, 02:19:29 pm
Neko hurtles out the door to check up on her baby yelling over her shoulder as she goes.. TOUCH MY PANCAKES AND YOU DIE!!!!! Coming, baby!!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 09, 2008, 11:45:05 am
*guides Loki to kitchen and fresh pancakes - away from Neko's plate/pile...*

No apology needed here, my friend.  Most of us weren't listening to anything to do with the --- you know... anyway.  Fraternizing with the enemy was a bit of a problems - megaphones and hangovers could get you killed! 

BRT sets himself on fire regularly from what I have seen and the others were just desperate.  They probably forgot who told them to do that....

Is Sar getting a gray scale there?  Looking a bit... aged, I think...  Any signs of arthritis?
*innocent blinking eyes*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on July 09, 2008, 01:10:23 pm
wow I went away for 2 days and now there's pancakes!!! whoa, I'd like some please........

Sit's down with a Margarita and checks everything out since I've been away a while, feels like forever


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 09, 2008, 02:56:17 pm
staggers out of kitchen, See's fid turns round and staggers back to make more pancakes.

Here you go fid, Pancakes as requested.





Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on July 09, 2008, 05:02:40 pm
thank you Finder!

I should make a raspberry reduction (with booze of course) to go with these....

Stumbles into the kitchen and grabs some raspberries a saucepan and eventually I think some Grand Marnier for the lovely pancakes.....now lets see if i can remember how to do this!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on July 09, 2008, 09:17:35 pm
OOOOOH! Fid....can you make it flame? Like Cherries jubilee?

No Queen...we don't need volunteers...get back..have a charcoal bisquit snack..that's a good girl

Next try blueberries!  Ah...pancakes falambe (sp).

If we can get the whipped cream back ...how heavenly!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 10, 2008, 08:13:04 am
Neko staggers back into the bar, saturated. It's not clear whether it's dragon tears or sweat, but she's utterly shattered. She has, however, managed to bring some whipped cream with her.... Any chance of some pancakes, Fid? With strawberries and cointreau, if you can manage it. Here's some cream, if anyone would like it....


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 10, 2008, 09:12:16 am
*thud*  that ladies and gentlemen was the sound of someone falling off the wagon...

*walks in, wiping dirt off of face and hands* 

I can't stand it!!!

*Fills plate with pancakes, covers them in organic peaches, whipped cream and a wonderful assortment of sprinkles - the pharmacutical kind*

The whole pppp thing continues...  I don't know if we are clanning or jousting or if....... I can last until we find out. MONTHS!!!  *sob*

Good idea Wanda...   Please set something on fire, Fid.  Just for old times sake.  *sob*

*as meds kick in and pancakes evaporate, the sobbing slowly ceases*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 10, 2008, 11:56:28 am
Looks over to Fid

I think that things are going to get bad again before they get better, I will keep churning out the pancakes if you can do the toppings, Galaxy, can we have some more mix please...... and I think I better check out the aid station as well, I have never seen so many sprains and straines in one place, and that is just the dragons, some of the trainers are looking bad as well.

Walks out to bar area

Errrrrrr Neko, you can have more pancakes if you go for a shower, there is a strong smell of  errrrrrrr, dragon in here.

Hands el another plate of pancakes

I tell you el, this blasted P.P.P.P.  puzzle thing is going to cause more troubles yet, I just hope that people know that you have still got this place open for us.

Heads off to treat another dragon sprain


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 10, 2008, 12:03:11 pm
Ow, oww, owwwwww!  My arms and shoulders are aching from mixing all this pancake batter.  :red sad: Here, Finder.  That's the next batch.  Now I need a very strong drink to get over the pain and mix the next lot.  :D


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on July 10, 2008, 02:33:39 pm
DID SOMEONE SAY FIRE???? .....my specialty! We can light all the juiced up toppings on fire...

gets out pans, bottles and fruit time for a show I guess, I think i can do 2 at once...gets the raspberries into one pan and the blueberries into another....sets them on low with some sugar and once they've cooked down a bit pours in the lovely awaited booze and turns the pan toward the flame.....WOOOOOOOOOOSH......FOLKS WE HAVE FIRE....yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaww

Oh and I guess we should get Galaxy something to drink too, margarita's coming up, nice and strong!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 10, 2008, 03:15:21 pm
Neko slinks off to the shower..... When she returns, smelling of lavender, she offers to take a shift in the kitchen mixing pancake batter..


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 10, 2008, 04:31:47 pm
Neko, did you see Belcar in the bathroom?  He went in a few days ago and we haven't seen him since...

*Calm, cool and collected,  sorting the pills by pretty colours, putting them on the silver platters and placing them carefully in all the rooms*

I must apologize for my rash enthusiasm.  I am sure that those sprains and strains will be healed by the time PD2 gets here. 
Besides, most of the dragons liked the agility training....  with a few minor exceptions. 

I want to be a contender....  *sigh*  but I don't even know in what..  and nobody can tell me....

Sorry - happy, place, go to my happy place.

ummm... Margaritas!!!

Yes - You are right Witchfinder.  Chin up.  We will make sure that those suffering from Pre PD2 are taken care of too.
We have the meds and the booze.  We can do it.

*standing on front porch, wind blowing through hair, hands on hips - which are noticeably larger from the platters of pancakes*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on July 11, 2008, 06:31:51 am
wanders back in

I am sure there is a bathroom w-a-y closer than the one Killer showed me. And the way the people looked at me when I walked through the door.....

sniffs
Lavender? Lavender? What New Evil are you lot planning? That lavender smells like a trap to me. Last time I got a-sniffing I lost days. However, I'd kiss a hand for some pancakes right now. Even a hand covered peaches, cream and pharmeceutical goodies.

Agility training? Hey? Say what? Only training I've been doing recently is pushing my luck. And that didn't get very far.
But hey, with a good pile of pancakes in front of my, I am sure I can demontrate just how agile my hand can get to my mouth. And fast too!

looks at Galaxy
There is good news and bad news....
The good news is... There are more  Margaritas!!!
the bad news is .... There are MORE  Margaritas!!!

What do they taste like ?
wanders over to the  margarita table

Whoa! OK, maybe not today....


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 11, 2008, 07:51:00 am
Neko sticks out her lavender-smelling hand and smiles sweetly. I'm doing the pancakes today, Belcar. What would you like? Strawberries? Peaches? Anything you like...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on July 11, 2008, 08:49:49 am
gives Neko a very suspicious look
Lavender?

listens to stomach, bends over hand and softly kisses it *hopes she doesn't notice I'm holding my breath*
Why thank you Neko. I'll take mine with cinnamon sugar please. I need a glucose shock to kickstart my system again. And nobody mumble anything about the long fall downwards afterwards again... I can always use some nice whisky to clear all the sugar from my system if need be.

realises he has not offered any skills to the room
OK, I do a mean massage.

whistles for Killer
Here boy, go and get me some fragrant oils. And no, virgin olive oil does not count....
shudders
And nothing that makes green gas clouds either.

Right, soon as that returns, we'll open a couch as a massage table. Hopefully one that has not been chewed to bits. Fluff and various other bits of couch do not mix well with oils.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on July 11, 2008, 08:51:38 am
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM PAMCAKES NOM NOM NOMNOM


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 11, 2008, 09:46:41 am

*dials phone* 

Could you please increase our weekly order of pancake mix?   10 times what we get now....  um hmmm... that's right.
And could you add more organic fruits, whipped cream? Margarita salt... um hmmm...  yes - 10 times..
Maple syrup too, but only 2 times the regular amount.

*yells into the kitchen*  DO WE WANT BACON WITH THAT?

Can you add an additional variety of liqueurs appropriate for cooking?...  Excellent. 

Oh yes and can we have our weekly order delivered twice a week?
Thank you.

*puts on apron and goes into kitchen to help with pancakes*








Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 11, 2008, 10:44:19 am
Here's your pancakes, Belcar. I could really do with a back massage... but I'll just go and get rid of the lavender first, if you like...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 11, 2008, 11:26:59 am
Walks back in wiping salve from hands

"Belcar, you can do massage, that is great, there are some dragons out there that have pulled mussels, they are getting a little over enthusiastic with el's agility training, they are loving it, but going a bit mad at it, I have dealt with the strains and sprains but pulled mussels need your type of touch."

"Neko, the lavender smells nice, better than dragon sweat anyway. Any chance of some of your pancakes el, I made loads but forgot to eat some myself."

Starts mixing Bloody Marys.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 11, 2008, 11:38:49 am
Pancakes!  Full plate. Delivered to your table, Witchfinder.  More coming along...  Topping table is heaping full - you choose

Yes Belcar - I set up agility training for the dragons.. We want them to be in tip top shape for PD2, however we may not be in any shape or worse - *points finger at BRT shoveling in pancakes*   THAT shape by the time it gets here... 

We may need more than fragrant oils...  but that is a good start!

*sends Killer out to help train dragons - kind of like hare and hounds*

umm bloody mary... *heads back to kitchen while Neko gets massage*



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 11, 2008, 12:05:51 pm
Hellhound crashes in through door smoldering and closely followed by a dragon snout

Wichfinder grabs hellhound and drag's it to take cover behind Bert

El. El. I am not sure that sending the hellhound out to help the dragons train was the best idea

Waits for dragon to lose interest and withdraw it's head

Come on hound, I have some salve for those burns, and some pancakes will make you feel better.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 11, 2008, 01:28:50 pm
Sips, no gulps, Margaritta

Here, El.  That's another two bowls of pancake batter.  If Belcar could massage my shoulders and Fid, if you can supply some more Margaritta's, I'll make up another load.  But save some for me, with cherries and cream please.  Yuk!  There's hound hair in this batch!  Witchfinder!  Take that hound outside!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Fiddler on July 11, 2008, 07:43:52 pm
Margaritta's on there way!

goes to get the giant blender now grabs the ice and tequila, lime and triple sec, WHIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I'd better make a lot of these....repeats process, and puts in jugs for the fridge.......hmmmmmmmmmm IDEA!!!....

whips up a batch of watermelon slush....should be ready in about 3 hrs


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 12, 2008, 12:17:30 pm

Sssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppp!

nice Margarita....
Thanks Fid...



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 13, 2008, 03:33:26 pm
wandres in in usual sommnabulant style

Blooming heck it has gone quiet in here.

Mixes up a bunch of Tequila sunrises, and Carribean rum punches.

Time to get this party swinging again, I am going to cook Jerk chicken and pancakes, and I will do a Caribbean fruit salad with amaretto Cream as well.

Slips outside to feed the dragons some phosphorous, copper and magnesium, *that should produce a good display tonight


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 13, 2008, 06:06:29 pm
ooooh  Fireworks...

*Pulls up rocking chair to get good view of the parking lot.*

I'll just wait with my plate of jerk chicken and a few margaritas...
Thank you.



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 14, 2008, 07:49:51 am
Neko wakes to find herself on the kitchen floor, covered in pancake mix, which, confusingly is actually cooked.... then memory comes crashing on her like a flight of dragons after a gravitationally significant hoard... That dragon of mine toasted my pancake mix, just 'cause I suggested she might like to 'walk off' the last lot of pancakes she ate! Neko downs the nearest jug of margerita mix and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand... Ahhhh, much better. Right, someone hand me the lemon and sugar and maple syrup. Belcar, care for some sculpted pancakes? Neko slides up to Belcar and winks...


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 14, 2008, 02:21:34 pm
Walks in off the porch having watched dragons spouting green and blue fire

"Good display tonight, one of the best I would say."

Glances in to kitchen and nearly bursts out laughing at the sight of Neko carving pancake mix

"Neko, can you sculpt me a dragon shape with flaming brandy fire, Now personally I would not havemade that suggestion to my dragon, any damage to you????"


Heads for the bar looking for a large drink.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on July 16, 2008, 04:35:11 am
staggers back in from outside

Right. Last dragon massaged. Grief, this is the first time I've done massages with sledgehammers and baseball bats for the finer touches!

rubs the hellhounds scorched ear
Poor Killer, as three-legged hare you didn't stand much of chance, did you? Remind El how you lost that leg in the first place. Poor, poor puppy.

mixes soothing batch of oils, including some with spearmint and lavender
This should sort those muscles that have spasmed (even the ones due to overdue rocking chair riding). Hmmmm.. Sculpted pancakes, now that is an interesting concept. All dough and no filling?
lifts an eyebrow at Neko
You do realise that while doing the massage I will be going over some pressure points..... You may want to improve on that offer maybe?

looks at the tequila *sigh*
Alrighty, let's get some of the trainers in similar shape to their dragons. And No! Round is a shape, but that is not what we want!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 23, 2008, 04:49:31 pm
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/23/128613267964176081.jpg)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on July 23, 2008, 06:54:51 pm
Wait... you mean... you can actually have too many pancakes? Surely you jest Neko?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Wanda on July 24, 2008, 08:51:59 am
...and don't call Neko Shirley....
BUt look at the smile on her/um, it's face!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Aramika on July 24, 2008, 04:25:23 pm
...and don't call Neko Shirley....

one of the funniest movies ever. :blue grin:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 26, 2008, 12:18:04 am
It rings a bell.... which movie is that?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Aramika on July 26, 2008, 11:12:51 am
It rings a bell.... which movie is that?

Airplane.  The actual quote is "Surely you can't be serious."  "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Neko on July 26, 2008, 05:00:49 pm
Oh, that's right, I remember! Very funny, but oddly I don't like most other spoof films. Perhaps that's just the best of it's kind. Oh, I love disaster movies, 'cause they're so formulaic and funny as a result, especially the serious ones!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: bellatrix the strange on July 26, 2008, 07:47:43 pm
/me takes back her sledgehammer.

Stealing is wrong.  Away from teh sledgehamma!  (http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k418/sangwuine/emoticons/malletofdoom.gif)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 29, 2008, 02:29:19 pm
Did any one else feel that, felt like an earthquake to me.......

Looks outside the door

Blooming heck, the view has changed, Looks round for elel, EL, EL

gets very confused feeling and heads for the bar, on the way he glances out of the window and See's that the parking lot is almost deserted

Oh great, everyone has left, oh well, time for a drink.................


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on July 29, 2008, 11:22:46 pm
Here you all are!, I landed in the parking lot, and there was just an empty block, surrounded by bottles, rotting potatoes, and spent fireworks.



Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 30, 2008, 12:18:16 am
Hi loki, I thought that I was lost, I felt everything move, scary........ Boy am I glad you turned up.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on July 30, 2008, 12:40:42 am
Yeah, someone, somehow, picked up the whole club and dropped it down here!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on July 30, 2008, 07:28:59 am
Somebody picked us up and dropped us here?

breathes a sigh of relief

For a moment there I thought is was stomach gasses due to overdosing on cinnamon pancakes!

heads for the pancake table
Alrighty, that means I can have another one, or two.... or maybe more.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 30, 2008, 07:32:14 am
uh... i got lost.  Sorry...

One minute I was here but got caught in the PD2 tidal wave.  Those currents are dangerous and I nearly didn't make it out.

I started back and - it wasn't there.  The whole club was gone.  A big hole in the earth...

I wandered and wandered.  I flew with Solstice.  I walked while she hunted and finally - I saw a light in the distance.

We are here...  how will everyone else know where we are now.

Any hard lemonade in the fridge?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 30, 2008, 07:42:50 am
I figured out how to let everyone know where we are.

Better lay in the party supplies and the meds... 

I have it on good authority that some are putting drugs in the dragon food to take the PD2 edge off.

Here we go!


(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk319/leannemckenzie/signal-2.jpg)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 30, 2008, 01:07:43 pm
Breathes a huge sigh of relife

I thought that I was lost there, I felt the place move and then there was nothing familureGlances at the barwell except that of course, mqy old friend the bar.
wanders over to the bar. gets the blender out and starts mixing smoothies and bloody marys

Ok, who want's the first drink.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 30, 2008, 01:11:37 pm
Strawberry smoothie please.

Thank you, Witchfinder.

*looks around for the karaoke machine*

Do you think this place will fill up again?  Or are we going to have to send out invitations?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 30, 2008, 01:15:05 pm
I am hoping that your signal will do the trick, failing that then invitations with directions might be the way to go.

Mixes el another smoothie, here try this mango and passion fruit.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 30, 2008, 01:52:54 pm
Hey, I was searching for el's bar and it had gone!  It just wasn't where it should be.  Then there was a light in the sky saying "party".  I came here for directions, but the interior looks remarkably familiar.  If I come in, will there be smoothies, and pancakes, and champagne, prozac, cocktails...... and all the other things I have got used to?  Please?  Peers hopefully into the interior of the bar.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on July 30, 2008, 02:41:54 pm
mmm mango and passionfruit.... mmm..

Come in Galaxy.  The pancakes might be stale - or gone...  *peers into kitchen to see if Belcar completed the job*

but the meds and drinks are all in place.

The hellhound?!?!?  Where is the hellhound?  Killer...  KILLER

*Looks under table, in bathroom and in library*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Galaxy on July 30, 2008, 02:53:26 pm
Killer slinks into the bar behind Galaxy, both looking relieved to see old friends and familiar surroundings.

Hi, guys.  Great to see you again.  Anyone need more pancake batter mixing?  I'll do it in exchange for someone mixing me a drink.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on July 30, 2008, 02:56:14 pm
Yum, Yum, Pancakes Hands Galaxy a large drink

Killer, Hello again, hang on I have got your bucket here somewhere Fills Killers bucket and places it on the floor


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: bellatrix the strange on July 30, 2008, 10:52:14 pm
(http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k418/sangwuine/emoticons/excited%20emoticons/excited.gif)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on July 31, 2008, 01:31:13 am
Killer! Good puppy!

*scratches Hellhound behind the ears*

Don't you lift that lip at me boyo, I am not trying to steal your bucket. Grief, shame man, were you lost too? Welcome back.

Fruit?

*heads  for the bar*
OK, where did I hide that bottle of good whisky? It's breakfast, for heavens sake. Who has fruit for breakfast? That is just healthy.
*shudder*
Ah, here it is.
*hugs a whisky bottle*
Right. This day is off to a proper start.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: bard on July 31, 2008, 11:52:20 am
HERE you all are!We tried to stop in a while back and Normeth saw the gym set up outside and just went berserk.I Could barely cling on.If El hadn't shone the party light in the sky Dawg knows where we'd be by now!Could I please beg a swig of that,Belcarr?I'm still shaking.I'll need some of those new dragon drugs,too,before I dare to tell him about his new daughter hatching just in time for PD2!!


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Belcar on July 31, 2008, 01:32:28 pm
*pours a healthy shot of whisky*

There you go Bard, breathe! Deep and slow. This should calm things down. Put your feet up, we have to wait for them to consume all that fruity stuff before there is space for the good stuff.

*watches all those mango, strawberry whatever concoctions with great suspicion*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on August 01, 2008, 01:42:34 pm
wanders round from behind the bar and hands Belcar a large brandy
There you go, no fruit just a good 120 year old brandy.

checkes killers bucket and tops it up

there is a duel going on, i am going to watch from the roof, should be a good vantage point gets ladder out from storage and heads for the roof with a chair and a large botle of brandy


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on August 01, 2008, 10:25:15 pm
Ahhh yes, the roof would be an interesting place to be by the time you reach the bottom of that bottle  :black wink:


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on August 02, 2008, 07:06:36 am
Now Loki - you know we will just get a bunch of dragons to stand around the house to catch Finder as he falls....

We don't want to interfere with reckless enjoyment!  lol


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on August 02, 2008, 07:32:28 am
Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh THUD

Wanders back in limping slightly and massaging back of neck.

Damn, you need to watch out for that first step, it's bigger than it looks, Sits on couch that promptly collapses Owwwwww, Damn, BRT's couch I should have known. Get off, get off. Bat's at Killer who has wandered over and is now trying to lick Finders face, Gives up and lays back resting against the remains of the couch, holds out right hand with empty glass in it.

Any one got a refill?


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on August 02, 2008, 07:50:13 am
Shame the dragons are so easily distracted by shiny objects and the like.

*refils wf's glass with some concoction he found in the blender*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on August 02, 2008, 09:00:31 am
Takes a big swig EEEWWWWWWWWWW  Loki!!! that was a smoothy, Agghhh Fruit, far to healthy, quickly someone...alcohol before I go in to shock....


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on August 02, 2008, 09:03:03 am
*passes over the vodka*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Witchfinder on August 02, 2008, 09:06:28 am
Tee hee, is Belcar's drip still around? Thank you el.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Loki on August 02, 2008, 09:09:53 am
Had to make sure it was safe to drink before I tried some  :black wink:


*Tops up his own smoothie with some vodka, and goes back to his rocking chair*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Maximum Force on August 04, 2008, 11:03:49 am
anyone got a drink  :)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on August 04, 2008, 11:07:00 am
*crawls out from under broken couch*

Ouch I know better than that!  *dusts self off and goes to closet to find IV drip*

So - vodka or liquid valium in that?  And watch Killer around that - I suspect Belcar shared.


*plunks down in rocker beside Loki*

*ahem* I saw you throw the sparkly things at the dragons to distract them. nice one.  *fist bump*

Well Maximum Force - I think we can find something for you....  Smoothy with EXTRA vodka?
*Offers pitcher*

Pull up a rocking chair or wander around.  We are still getting used to the new location.


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Maximum Force on August 04, 2008, 11:10:30 am
*pulls up rocking chair and accepts a vodka off el*


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: el on August 04, 2008, 04:58:33 pm
Darn - some one is expecting a gilt edged invitation...
Where did we put them?  Has anyone seen them?  I know they were laying around somewhere..

Ooopsss...  is that them under the hellhound pee? 
I thought we might regret teaching him to pee on the p-p-p-pieces that were found.

hmmmm.. dry them out and use them? or?

Ahem - announcement -

Iridia - this is for you.
(http://gi258.photobucket.com/groups/hh255/2ZJCL7SCCI/thwelcome.gif)


Title: Re: Post Parchment Depression - what you get when you've got zilch..
Post by: Iridia on August 05, 2008, 06:45:13 am
It's the dead of night... the back door eases open with just the tiniest of creaks... an eye appears around the door, then another, then a whole head... it's so dark, but it looks like... yes it's.... a bloodied bone is tossed strategically across the floor just as Killer shows up to investigate.... it really looks like... but no it can't be....

OK where is everybody?  I thought this was a party, everybody is comatose?

Guess I'll have to drink this bottle I brought along by myself.

Moves a pile of rags from a rocking chair and makes self comfortable


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 05, 2008, 07:14:48 am
*ouch*  I am not a pile of rags, thank you very much!

*gets up off floor*

See, Iridia - no one bites here.  Not even Killer.  We have forgiven those like YOU who got - you know - when we didn't and now we are sitting and waiting for PD2. 

*looks around*  Seems the need for medications is still running high, and tempers flare.  We seem to be a bit touchy about lots of things so, the club is open for all who need the support group (and free booze and meds...).

I am not sure what's in the comfort food buffet and I don't know if the agility training equipment made the move..
but the pool seems okay and the library and of course - THE BAR.  Everyone checked on that first thing.

I'll get another rocking chair.  *settles in with fresh smoothy - vodka based of course*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on August 08, 2008, 10:41:01 am
*Boom sneaks in and looks around*

Wow, the new place was hard to find but I like it....everyone must be out training though ;D

Wanders around with killer and cleans up a bit while looking for a good place to leave her brand new recliner.

*picks dark spot in the corner by the stage*

plunks down in recliner with a bucket of margaritas and the remote control then looks down at killer when his tail starts wildly thumping the floor

"No killer, we are not going to watch the Animal Planet again, it was your turn last time. Your obsession with "meerkat manor" is starting to worry me"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 08, 2008, 11:15:20 am
*Clatter,crash,thump*   Door opens,followed by annoying chalkbaord sound of heavy furniture being dragged.
Hey guys!Been feeling a bit guilty about neglecting my share of cooking,so Normeth and I raided one of those old english men's clubs...check out the new furniture!You can't buy this kind of comfortable,it has to be stolen from several generations of old mens' bums.Oh yeah,we scored lots of Scotch,too!!All the "glens",I think...come help yourselves!!
What's that Killer?Meercat manor is on?Hey,Boom!Meercat manors on!!Can we watch it?Please,please,pleeeeeeze????


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 08, 2008, 11:59:28 am
*moving away from the TV room and the whining and pleading that will ensue*

Sitting pool side with an iced drink is the way to go... with a side of something soothing..  valium  sigh...
Pd2 will get here when it gets here.

hmm...  Wonder if that old leather stuff can handle hellhound nails and dragon drool.

*hears meercat manor theme song in background*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 08, 2008, 12:46:50 pm
Win!!
Stop gloating Killer,and watch the show!! ;D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on August 08, 2008, 03:15:23 pm
*stomps foot and pouts*
 
Ok, ok, killer....one hour of meerkat manor and thats it And you have to "pinky swear" ....no more surprises in the floor.....

Heads out to the pool to see if el is still there. Boy, a long island iced tea would be good about now


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on August 08, 2008, 09:05:15 pm
Oh wow!!!!!

I think I may have had one too many ;D

Am I really seeing this?

(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u250/justaimeelou/meerkatsegwayig4.gif)

sits back down into the recliner and tries to take a little nap


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 08, 2008, 09:56:39 pm
Boom you are my new hero!!You can have the remote forever and ever!!That is the second funniest thing I've seen all day!!! :D :D :D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on August 09, 2008, 07:49:47 pm
*Boom wakes up and rubs eyes*

Is wondering why usually pink elephants seem little, brown and furry today

*Oh, yeah, remembers the truce that I made with killer last night after we found Bard's hidden extra-smooth scotch.*

Remembers something about kats on bikes and eating shoes, killer said they were tasty, but I'm thinking, not so much....things seem a little foggy after that

Killer wants to be a mascot to one of the new clans on PD2 it seems, who knew?

resists urge to lift leg at every corner I pass.....whats up with that....crawls back into recliner


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 10, 2008, 06:25:43 am
Oh no.....  *hands over fresh long island ice tea*

I never thought of clan mascots!!!

Darn you and your hallucinations. 

*gets list out and adds mascots to:
clan names - decide in 3 weeks...
watermarks - lots to choose from
pictures - check!
names - Check!
logos - in process
battle styles - must do up wanted poster...
potential one on one duels - ******** ******* so far.
friends - in process
elements - ieee - I hate elements - I think..
*

Boom has the three legged hellhound that is afraid of dragons...
Maybe the meerkat on the scooter.. but I think bard grabbed that one.  Sigh

The mouse??  No, I think he's been done.

*crushes up valium to add to strawberry marguarita*

Ouch my head hurts...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Belcar on August 11, 2008, 05:22:58 am
hears "All the "glens",I think...come help yourselves"

Who, what, where.....

glares at Killer

Killer, I slipped on one of your 'surprises' and knocked myself out. Well, at least I now already have a headache! May as well try to anaesthetise it with some good whisky!

looks at El
Whew, had me worried the for a second, was afraid I heard "Wonder if that old leather stuff can handle hellhound nails and dragon stool". Was afraid PD2 started and we were overrun with baby dragons. So, you are looking at making lists....

Good plan....

heads to the bar
Letsee ....

How many different Glens do we have? Now that is an important list.

hears the Meerkat Manor jingle
Uhm.... maybe later! The glint in Killer's eyes when he looks at those meerkats gives me the heebie-jeebies!

sees Iridia
Wow! You found us! Excellent! It was while Killer and I were busy prepapring your gilt-edged invitation that I slip and fell. I am so glad someone delivered it to you.

Plonks down in the newly acquired old furniture
Aaaaahhhh! Nothing as comfortable as a leather chair after multiple generations of butts have passed over them.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 11, 2008, 11:06:26 am
El...I think poor Killer deserves a treat,maybe Boom won't mind(he is her's now,right?)if we organize a play day for him.The poor guy is outclassed by the dragons and the "surprises" are just a cry for attention,I'm sure.If I bring Crack Puppy,will you bring Brea's Evil Twin??We could invite Lyra's Psycho-Collie and TLPC's Boxer-Brat too!I'm sure Jules' good dogs would supervise and provide excellent role models,and TLPC's other dog could help.It'll be great!Not only will we do something nice for the resident hellhound,but we'll all be able to relax and enjoy our drinks without wondering what expensive item is being slated for destruction next.
*Sits back anticipating sipping scotch,rather than a quick shot before running off to save what remains of her home*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 11, 2008, 03:24:44 pm
*looks up from with disbelief on her face*

Ha!  That thing isn't going to get the chance to breed with Evil Twin.  I'd be the one stuck with the double hellhound puppies! 

Evil Twin is grounded until she is fixed on the 28th.  I was gone 1 hour today and I came home to orange craft paint all over the floor and a brand new - no one has ever taken it out of the library except me - $32 library book chewed around the edges.  This book was on the kitchen TABLE and still wasn't safe.

She would drive the good dogs to drink (as she has me) and the hellhound would pick up the bad stuff, I am positive.

*Sigh.* 
I can't hang out tonight and sip fruit and alcohol based drinks because I have to scrub the floor after the child is in bed.
Locking Evil Twin in the bedroom while floor is scrubbed, might be possible or it might create hellish loud noises that would keep said child awake.

*groans and fetches mop and the bucket, to fill with hot water and cleaner*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on August 12, 2008, 05:50:40 pm
Gosh, I wonder who booked the live band for this coming weekend!!!! :o


(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/Keen29/meerkat___.jpg)

I agree Bard, we do need to find someone for killer to play with but no, he does not belong to me, even if he told you so!!!!



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 13, 2008, 12:49:51 am
Live music!!Boom,you're a genius!!!Booze and drugs and meercats with mandolins,it just doesn't get any better.*pulls up a seat in front of the stage,where the meercats are setting up*I'm getting a good spot now,before the crowd arrives..Killer,see if you can find a paper will you?Good boy,now we'll just work our way through the classifieds until we find someone for you to play with.....hmmmmm...desperately seeking hellhound for...WTF??I don't know what was in that drink,someone come tell me if this says what I think it does!?!
Poor El!!Hope she got the paint  off and thought of a plausible story for the librarian. :red sad:I was gonna send her a li$t of $tuff Crack puppy ha$ de$troyed to cheer her up,but I've a feeling $aid li$t is not yet complete.Extra big smoothie for her when she gets back,then...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 23, 2008, 01:33:06 pm
El,Iridia....there you are!!Beautiful day to watch the big flight!
*pulls up lounge chair,passes tub of popcorn,leans back to enjoy the show*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 23, 2008, 02:05:41 pm
*pulls chair and cooler over from other thread*

Hey there.  The numbers aren't as high as I had hoped they'd be... for the Flights of Flights.  lol
But it is nice and peaceful here.

*accepts smoothie and offers meds of choice to bard*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 23, 2008, 02:16:38 pm
*frantically texting*

 "Still at the party, will be here for another few hours...will drop in past on way home"

* looks around furtively wondering if anyone will notice an attempt to slip out quietly*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 23, 2008, 04:27:39 pm
Back but with no party bags  :gold teeth:  *finds a comfy seat and settles down for a quick snooze*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 23, 2008, 11:21:54 pm
Shhhhhhhh...don't wake her up,poor thing looks exhausted.What a flight!!Never seen so many at once!!And NEVER without thier equipment...they do look superb,don't they


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 24, 2008, 03:28:37 am
*whispers to bard*

It was great and I feel a bit sad that I couldn't participate, but maybe next time.  It wasn't overwhleming numbers or losses and it was very respectful...  nice that.

All those naked or semi naked dragons.  lol   

*starts to snore softly*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 24, 2008, 03:43:13 am
Neko drags herself into the room and collapses in a corner... phew, what a weekend.... now to get as many shineys... as... possible.... *snore*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 24, 2008, 05:59:29 am
*snorts* whassup? what the????  what time is it? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekk! *stampedes out of the club house*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 24, 2008, 11:06:42 am
Neko wakes with a start.... What was that?!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 24, 2008, 11:21:58 am
*tries to find a place in the ring of drooling dragonriders sorrounding Neko,forks in hand,waiting for the pancake feast to begin*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 24, 2008, 11:27:45 am
Okay, okay, gimme a minute to wake up. That was some flight my baby was involved it! We've been doing some serious training, my baby and me...

Neko heads into the kitchen and starts mixing up a huge bowl of pancake batter...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 24, 2008, 11:52:42 am
*sticks head round door*  Did I hear pancakes mentioned ?  :gold smile:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 24, 2008, 01:34:03 pm
Clatter...bang...crash... 'SOkay everyone, found the big bowl! But I'm getting low on eggs and milk. Can someone do a trip to the shops?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 24, 2008, 02:16:53 pm
*wipes drool from chin*

Umm.  I can do it.  Also need more booze and fresh fruit?  Right?

*stretch* 

*--------------------> Ziiiiiiippppp out the door*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 24, 2008, 05:35:04 pm
Decidedly pancake-y smells waft through the kitchen door...Neko shouts oi, make sure the door's shut! We don't want any pancakes finding their way into other threads! Pancakes will be ready in a few minutes....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 24, 2008, 05:41:48 pm
*piles groceries on the countertops*

Drinks..  Gin smoothies and maybe some Olympics on TV?

*whirrrrrrrrrrrrr*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 24, 2008, 05:56:12 pm
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE OLYMPICS!!!

Grabs the pancake-making stuff and disappears into the kitchen again....

Oh, can I have a vodka, lime and soda please??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 25, 2008, 10:36:12 am
Coming right up, ice with that? * skirting the piles of drool and god knows what else on the floor *


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 25, 2008, 02:29:51 pm
Clatter bang crash OH [bad word] OUCH!!!

Neko staggers out of the kitchen under a colossal plate of steaming pancakes. She drops them onto the bar, sucks a finger and reaches for the drink... Thanks, tirednemotional... *gulp* Burnt my finger on the bleeping pan... PANCAKES EVERYONE!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 25, 2008, 03:34:11 pm
Woo, woooo I'm going in *throws herself into the fray*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 25, 2008, 04:45:13 pm
HEY,HEY,HEY...T&E....save some for the rest of us!!Poor Neko fought hard the other night and we don't know if she's up to making more!!I guess one of us could try,but nobody makes pancakes like Neko!!   COFFEE'S READY!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 26, 2008, 02:07:35 am
*mufflestuffnomnomnommuffle* Gimme a minute... I need someone to kissnmakeimbedda my finger first....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: The Masked Pumpkin on August 26, 2008, 05:27:17 am
*me kissnmakeimbedda's Neko's finger, then grabs a plate and jumps into line*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 26, 2008, 06:46:24 am
*clash clatter and lip smacking noise*  huh?

Let's see - pancakes - maple syrup and loki with some kind of dysfunction going on...

Today is pretty much the same as any other day. 
No coffee for me. TY.  I am off caffeine.

*pours gin and fresh fruit into the blender*  whirrr.......

There we go - all food groups.  cheers....




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 26, 2008, 07:29:10 am
Neko shoves another lemon and sugar pancake into her mouth and disappears into the kitchen again... No feeding the dragon while I'm away, okay?? She's still in training! Gotta be at peak performance for the 2nd of September!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 26, 2008, 07:33:18 am
*UUhUHHHH* How did I end up in the dumpster?

How many days has it been? Damn you upholstery!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 26, 2008, 09:10:08 am
*sitting on the back porch watching the yard where all the dragons are getting their protein drinks and low carb bovines*

Go Neko!
Finally the agility equipment is getting a work out and Neko is looking like a lean mean fighting machine!

*Throws empty protein shake container off porch and into dumpster onto BRT's head*

Ooop's. Didn't see you there.




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 26, 2008, 09:31:22 am
*sniff sniff* ooo protein

I wonder what other good things I will find in here? *digs around* ooo watermelon rinds!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 26, 2008, 03:08:06 pm
*Yawns and sighs contentedly* Niko those were deeeeeelicious, what the? *freezes as about to lob out some broken plates* Who's in the dumpster???????? BRT What are you doing?   Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww please tell me you're not doing that!!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 26, 2008, 03:18:26 pm
*licks partially empty yogurt container* ummm what? no no it isnt what it looks like... errm... well it could be worse... couldnt it?  :red teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 26, 2008, 03:22:48 pm
*snorts in disbelief*  Uh-huh!   *wanders off shaking head sadly*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 26, 2008, 03:24:32 pm
Don't look T&E, I think it encourages him.  *shudders and adverts eyes*

Did you hear? Big party coming up on the 2nd. Whoo hooo...

Except I hardly know what to do.  Stay home, wash my hair and scrub Solstice down with the disinfectant to get rid of the bad luck cooties....

Or see if I can get gold back from the evil Hagrida and her dragon....  

*ouch*  It hurts to think about it all.  Pops a few pills..  

*rummages around in a drawer for some of that BC grown that showed up with Bard a few months ago*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 26, 2008, 07:05:25 pm
Ooooooh,El let me help you with that!!
*Looks around fertively for Red-Ice or Elleros*
I think the coast is clear and we can indulge without tempting anyone.Guess I'll have to bake some special brownies for those two when Neko is finished in the kitchen.The girl can sure make a mean pancake!!Do you mind that I parked Normeth out front??Don't want him to see the exercise equipment and snap again!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 27, 2008, 04:09:25 am
umm... special brownies!!!

*wonders why bard is looking around*

Can we use the liquid valium in the chocolate icing?  Or is that OTT?

*starts scrubbing up pancake bowls and pans*

We need to plan a special party for the special party - so we should be baking big batches!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 27, 2008, 10:26:20 am
Well,they'd hardly be special without the liquid valium,would they?We'll toss handfuls from the party trays into the batter,too...just for adventure's sake.Don't want to tempt R.I. or Elleros with the smoke...even if they're not tempted they're bound to be a bit edgy!!Don't want the dragons picking up on those vibes -that'll ruin a party in a heartbeat.
*picks up a towel and starts drying*
Are you flying on the 2nd??I'm thinking about it....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 27, 2008, 10:30:28 am
*climbs out of dumpster and goes looking for something that will get him some attention*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 27, 2008, 02:14:29 pm
 *wanders over to the dumpster and peers anxiously into it then starts helping Bard and El clear up*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on August 27, 2008, 02:27:40 pm
wanders in looking lost
"just spent two weeks in new york, can someone bring me up to date on what's happening? oh and can someone pass me a drink first, i get the feeling i might need it."

Witchfinder Sniffs the air and nearly barfs at the smell, looks round and sees brt looking like a refugee from a dumpster "BeRT, what have you been doing now???"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 27, 2008, 02:46:59 pm
Here Finder,a nice vat of bloody marys for you,now grab a comfy chair and we'll tell you everything we can remember....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 27, 2008, 02:49:59 pm
I will just use the sink in the kitchen for a nice bath and then I will be with you all shortly...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 27, 2008, 03:43:47 pm
Well, it won't take us long to get you up to date, Finder! While you're making yourself comfy in that chair, have some pancakes. They're the last of the batch. Bard and el are going to make some 'special' brownies... Although I would like to point out that no special anythings are to be brought along to the party on the 2nd, okay?!

Neko curls up on a sofa with a nice drinky and a small stack of pancakes. She's a trainer in training after all!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 27, 2008, 05:01:29 pm
uhh... What do we remember?? 

hmmm?

Short term memory isn't working...  umm..

*pokes bard to get her to start*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 27, 2008, 05:52:11 pm
Don't look at me!!......I'm just proud to remember what folks drink,beyond that......HELP!!!!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 27, 2008, 06:50:27 pm
*rolls ball into Neko's court*

Tell Finder what's been going on while I go get more.. ice..  yeah.. ice.

And I have to scrub the kitchen sink.... it seems to have crud all over and in and around it... ick..??

*dons face mask, gets out wire brush, flammable cleaner and propane torch*

Be with you in a jiffy...


whoooooooosh.......................




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on August 28, 2008, 09:25:18 am
oh just in time for the brownies i see :) ill just to wash up first

*wonders over to what used to be a kitchen sink*

erm what happened here looks like, hell i don't know what it looks like its twisted beyond belief! and blackened and whats this huge hole in it here looks like someone's dragon tried to eat it after cooking it!

*looks around and seeing BRT looking remarkable clean and and el rushing off into the passage with what looks like a blowtorch*
*rises eyebrow in questioning disblief*

oh well not to worry, pulls up a nice comfy chair next to the roaring fireplace  grabs an extra large double single malt and a few brownies

erm smoke aarrghh *breathes in the smoke from the fire deeply, then starts to cough and splutter*
Holy smack thats worse than those cheap Spanish cigs i USED to smoke  whats on the fire.
*glances around to see BRT without socks and shoes* erm i wont ask *quickly moves the comfy seat out to the porch for some fresh air*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 28, 2008, 11:23:18 am
*sits on couch and contorts to chew on his toenails* gotta be tidy after all...

(and yes it can be done my brother did this well into his teens to the dismay of our mother)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 28, 2008, 11:27:31 am
*charred and singed, but satisfied with the knowledge the sink is germ- free*

Are there more iced beverages?  I am thirsty for some reason...

*dialing phone* 
Kitchen renovations?  yes - we'd like a new sink installed. Maybe something cast iron... um hmmm...

ah.  *feet up*
I love a job well done.

So PD2 - what's up with that?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 28, 2008, 11:41:07 am
It is Thursday. Update? Perhaps? I cant wait to find out! What will they reveal this week? Or will they delay it until next Thursday due to the fact that Craig and Danny are getting settled in for school? Inquiring minds want to know!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 28, 2008, 02:25:39 pm
*hands BRT special brownies*

Yeah. I keep looking but nothing new has been added.  *thinks  "maybe now" runs and checks - pure disappointment...*

So - all ready?  I feel all dressed up with no place to go..

*eats (okay..) 4th special brownie *

mmm.  I am okay with that now...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 28, 2008, 02:31:51 pm
Well I suppose that these brownies do not contain exlax as you are eating them as well... so NOM NOM NOM

*weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 28, 2008, 04:25:32 pm
* wanders in on the scrounge for brownies, keeps an wary eye on BRT *


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on August 28, 2008, 05:50:23 pm
Neko slides over and grabs a brownie. She's a bit tired, after all she's been working two dragons this week! Guess what, guess what?? I'm so proud *nomnomnom* My baby got Burnination this week *mufflescrunchnom* and I got the following story for my hubby's baby: Wow, that wasn't even a fight. (hubby's very clever dragon) completely decimated (a significantly poorer dragon), leaving behind a very toasty dragon and returning with a large mound of nice treasure.
You successfully stole 804,715 gold.

Pass me the brownies, I'm starving!!

I'll make some more pancakes, after I've recovered a bit...

Eyes the kitchen.... On second thoughts, I might just wait until the kitchen magically cleans itself. Is anyone's dragon any good with spells???


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on August 28, 2008, 05:57:04 pm
It's okay - we only need the blender and fridge part of the kitchen, and Bard and I cleaned it last.

*making no mention of messing it last*

Drinkies???

*Waving blender enticingly*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 28, 2008, 08:38:42 pm
*looks at the awesome brownies in awe*

I just got done winning two attacks from dragons that were fifty days older than me... what did you say you put in these?   :D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on August 28, 2008, 08:47:39 pm
Nothing....nothing at all.
*hands BeRT a heaping plate,hoping he doesn't notice the crossed fingers*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on August 29, 2008, 06:38:40 am
*wanders in after a long stressfull day*

argh who order a sink??? its bloody outside in the parking lot weighs a dam ton too elleros nicely skidded into it on her landing  :-[, looks it built from some battle ship,tough looking mother f*****. Seen some guys dumbing it from some delivery trunk and going on about strange happenings in this place, they very quickly left the seen as elleros came skidding into the parking lot.

*breathes deeply takes a cookie and a stiff drink*

thats better sorry bit tense withdrawal symptoms lack of nicotine in the system.
Right who Fancy's gives us a hand with this sink here?? plenty of dragon in the lot outside sure we can get them to manoeuvre it in place for us. Bit of dragon welding too and the plumbing will be all set!

so no update this week i see then :( oh well maybe they are just keeping us in suspense a bit longer trying to throw us off track!

*hopes for a weekend update* :)

erm tobacco no be strong *starts to chew on the couch instead* sorry out of gum *spitting pieces of upholstery everwhere* hey its good enough for BRT its good enough for me :)


[EDIT : wow my spelling getting better only 3 mistakes in the spell checker this time! :) ]


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on August 29, 2008, 12:57:18 pm
looks up from bar where he is mixing margaretas

Did someone just mention pancakes, yes please, and a couple of those brownies if i may el???

Steps outside and whistles, Char got a job for you my boy.

Stands to one side as a dragons head snakes through the door with a sink in it's mouth, watches as the draggon places the sink, okay folks duck. hides behind bar as a blue white flame blasts from the dragons mouth welding the plumbing in place. wanders over to sink. Thank you char!!!

well that looks like it's done the job, errrrrrrrrrrrr sorry about the hair BeRT, Im sure it will grow back.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on August 29, 2008, 02:51:04 pm
Margaretas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finder I love you..got enough ice? I can send the girls for more if you like? It's the only benefit of living in the Frozen North *looks over at the two dragons squabbling outside * ABSIN! TALIBAT! CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!.....In fact it may stop them tearing chunks off each other *sighs & mutters to self* dunno what possessed me to choose sisters.  * starts and stares open mouthed at BeRT who is still smouldering - but not in a good way* 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on August 29, 2008, 03:11:54 pm
Passes Tired a fresh Margareta, we could always use more ice, Hang on and I will mix up another batch.
Passes BeRT an Ice pack.............Whistles innocently


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on August 29, 2008, 09:11:30 pm
hot HOT HOT! ow OW OWOW

*grumble grumble* i needz some prozac now

oh and that ice pack many thanks  :)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 01, 2008, 02:01:37 pm
*helps herself to another margareta* Just getting in the mood for the party anyone else planning on making a night of it? *straps on her ceilidh boots*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 01, 2008, 04:47:58 pm
*enters in party dress*

Are we nearly ready?  How's my hair?  The dragon earrings? Too much?
Do the purse and shoes match? 
Where are we meeting the others?

I hope the caterers delivered all the goodies on time....

*Adjusts underwires and pantyhose then takes Margarita from T&E and tosses it back.  Empties brownie plate into tupperware container and slips it into purse*

Okay!  Let's go.

Hey - nice boots!



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 01, 2008, 08:41:57 pm
Oooooooo,El,you look GORGEOUS!!!Hope you don't mind,we borrowed your picture for our profile for the evening!!I'm not sure where everyone is meeting....silly me assumed it would be here!!Where better,after all!?
*Takes a Margarita from tray by T&E*   THAT'S what a body needs before a mass brawl!!I think I'll stay and watch from here for awhile,we went on an assist today that will last 3 hours longer than we expected,so we'll be late getting started.Anyone else hanging around for awhile?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 02, 2008, 07:42:37 am
Whew, nearly ready to leave one party and on to another.  All this dancing and stuff is hard on the feet.

Solstice was feeling a bit shy, so she left her wings on so she can travel faster and be a blur.  I just hope she doesn't get into trouble visiting all those other naked dragons, who have other naked dragons visiting them at the same time.

I am sure that it is a recipe for disaster. 
*wonders waaaaay to late about dragon bc*

And I hope she minds her manners.  Please, thank you. 

*takes another drink and slips brownies from her purse*
Here Bard.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 02, 2008, 09:13:02 am
*wanders in in her birthday suite * :)

Just a quick stop over need a breather from all this partying and flying around, just a quick relaxing drink before i head off im on my eay to the next party.


*wanders how many other naked dragons will be there*
 its like a mas orge out there naked dragons fumbling all over each other,  at times im not sure if they are dancing, brawelling or something else ....

*takes a margaritta* ooh thats good
*grabs some speacil party cookies :) * el there better than the last batch party goodies in here are there ?? :)

*qucik marigetta more* and im off catch you all later as i crawel back to the cave in the ealry hours...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 02, 2008, 09:21:58 am


*WOOOOOOO! SKINNY DIPPING IN THE POOL!!!*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 02, 2008, 09:42:25 am
after the sauina too at my cave itll make your bits shrival or stick out :)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 02, 2008, 09:44:18 am
uh...

*trying to block thoughts of shriveled or sticking out bits* 

Thanks elleros... but I'll stick with the pool....

*notices naked BRT in the pool*

Or maybe a nice walk somewhere....  anywhere...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 02, 2008, 09:54:14 am
the pools ICE-COLD el, makes it intresting :)

BRT anylonger in there and youll shivel yourself, not just your bits :) come in to a nice roaring sauna - ive set one up in the back just for party day, thought a few might like it have all the party brawling/fumbling

*goes to find another dragon to provide a bit more flame on the sauna* looks like BRT'll need it....to warm hgis bits up again...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 02, 2008, 10:34:29 am
ooo sauna... then a jump in a nice icy lake for a shock!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 02, 2008, 10:52:17 am
yep sounds like you been and done it brt?! my first sauna there was no lake but there was snow....!!! sauna then starfisdh in the snow! sauna then collect the beers that had been hidden in the snow. Its really good and surpising doesnt feel that cold to start with....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 02, 2008, 10:53:13 am
Oh yeah- that would be fun...  

*nibbles brownie while programming 911 into the phone, before calling cardio unit of local hospital*

Can we book an appointment  - about 2 hours time?

bard?  elleros?  What does BRT weigh now?

BIG stretcher... BIG...



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 02, 2008, 11:02:49 am
*stares in awe/horror at huge melted patch of snow*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Loki on September 02, 2008, 11:06:53 am
Yay, now we have a lake!  :black wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 02, 2008, 11:08:46 am
all welcome at my cave - no appointments necessary! don't know how fat -err heavy BRT is now collassol though I'm at 251K ?! well while the sauna heats up again any one fancy playing twister , got it ready for all the naked party dragons at my cave...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 02, 2008, 12:48:16 pm
BRT is quite big boned at 730,005 pounds as of this morning... *CANNONBALL!!!*   :D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 02, 2008, 01:00:12 pm

*gaping like fish*

Can   not   look    away..


*wall o'water hits*

...... no lake now....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Loki on September 02, 2008, 01:08:14 pm
*runs to the lake for a swim*

(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t152/taresk/Emotes/29surprise.gif)

*turns abruptly and runs from the wall o' water*

*explains to BRT, in a calm reasonable tone, how nice it was to have a lake, for those brief moments*
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t152/taresk/Emotes/43angers.gif)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 02, 2008, 01:16:18 pm
* FISH! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 02, 2008, 01:30:24 pm
Arrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *splutters and skids to a halt outside the club* What the ....Oh flaming heck, * looks aghast at her sopping wet, surprised dragon* Ok next time can someone warn us that a Tsunami is about to hit.. then I can fit my poor beast with snorkle, mask and fins!!!!!!

*Looks around for an explanation*

 Ah I see..

*glares in BRT's direction*  :black angry:

 I see someone's been having another one of his 'moments'

 *squelches off muttering & helps herself to another Margareta*






Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 02, 2008, 01:34:39 pm
*Me no mean it... me cant not help it!*  :D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 02, 2008, 01:48:29 pm
*sighs*


*moves the dumpster out of sight -  just in case*


*Starts handing out fresh Margaretas*



No party bags for us today    :gold tongue:     what about everyone else?




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 02, 2008, 02:11:11 pm
What no comments on the most excellent use of double negatives?  ;D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Loki on September 02, 2008, 02:13:39 pm
Sorry, can't not think of a suitable comment  :black wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 02, 2008, 02:15:30 pm
Oh sorry BRT thought you were talking with your mouth full  :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 02, 2008, 02:30:03 pm
Throws on Rocky music...

gotta get into shape... *huff huff huff* ugh I give up. *flops down on beach*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 02, 2008, 02:44:50 pm
Thar she blows, get the harpoon ready Mr mate.


Oh sorry bert.

Put the harpoon away again boys.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 02, 2008, 02:52:01 pm
why do I get the distinct sensation BRT would cause a minor earthquake if he flopped down? I suppose he IS 365 TONS... so....  :-[


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 02, 2008, 03:47:07 pm
Blueberry tea is ready!!!
*tries to avoid looking at BeRT...completely ruins the idea of blue berries...shudder*
Elleros!You HAVE to be freezing by now??These'll warm you up in a jiff!!You,too,T&E!!Here's a nice warm towel,and a robe if you need it while your clothes dry.
No party bags given or taken,but lots of cake and booze and dragony hospitality!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 02, 2008, 03:56:22 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwwww thanks bard *sips tea* Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ooooh, luverly snuggly robe *curls up in front of fire*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on September 02, 2008, 04:29:47 pm
Oh, any for me? I been out partying, just got time for a quickie before I duck out again....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 02, 2008, 05:13:19 pm
um.. Neko -  you may want to rephrase that with all the nakedness around.

*grimaces*

Hot cup of tea.  with a splash of vodka.  Ahhhh.  Hits the spot.  Thanks bard.

*comfy in big rocking chair, near the fire*

I made two visits and collected cake, hot chocolate and 20 FS!!  yay.
Not that there was anyone who I could actually beat on the list.. sigh

Solstice is back to assisting.  It looks like an airport out there with all those dragons circling the airport...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 02, 2008, 09:02:45 pm
* snuggle up close to a the nice roaring fire, wrapped in his lovingly warm robe drinking coffee with an extra large dash of brandy *
well the lake was nice while it lasted, oh welll there is a nice lovely HUGE creator there now, in fact i think NASA are there now examining it. I heard one of em say it was out if this world, its mustve been some impact. They are still feeeling the aftershock over there..

*pondedring the whole double negatives * Doesnt that make a postive ???

oh well 2 guests at my party 2 crashers, and i got to visit too parties as well, partying is over for me for today,  bit of rest..... need to rebuild my stash now.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 02, 2008, 09:06:43 pm
erm now i know where BRT was when i needed his size, some bouncer you made BRT, my crashers made off with fair stash while you cannonballed the pool. Ehm

*adds another bottle of brandy to his coffee* and another log to the fire, bit cool really, but the fire's  burning lovley.

*notices BRT laying in front of the fire * Arrgh he looks so cute there he must be exahuasted from his fun, reminds me of the Hellhound we once had.. :)

*wanders what happened to the hellhound when we moved location...?? *


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 02, 2008, 09:50:35 pm
rawr...

*makes little pawing movements*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 03, 2008, 06:52:14 am
awww look.  he's chasing rabbits in his sleep...

*startle*
Or did he eat the frickin' hellhound?  Geez.  If it sits still for a second it is gone, I swear....

*gets out of comfy rocking chair, leaves the warmth of the fireplace and starts looking for hellhound*

KILLER......     KILLER..........




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 03, 2008, 07:53:39 am
*YAAAAAWN* You lookin for da Killer? Last time I checked he was shakin his jowls in front of sum lady hounds. Somethin about "DRINK DRINK DRINK!"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 03, 2008, 08:34:07 am
*argh *

*settles in front of fire with a large stiff Dalwhinnie 21yr* arrrghh taste of perfection

so someone seen the hellhound with a pack of lady hounds, oh dear does that mean he's out raising a batch of new hellhounds???

*looks around for signs hellhound puppies * well aside from the gnawed chairs in here no sign of erm, but im assuming the chairs is cause of BRT

oh the odd one or two might have been mine while on tobacco withdrawal *rolls eyes innocently*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 03, 2008, 09:06:10 am
no no no no no  *puts foot down*

No hellhound puppies.  Killer is male.  He won't be having puppies.
He is not required to do more than pay puppy support..
and we will gladly pay should that be required.

*Puts large coffee can on the mantle with sign that reads "illegitimate puppy funds" and puts in a few gold pieces*

With luck we can buy more special ingredients for next weekend's brownies instead of puppy teething equipment.

KILLER - come home!!   BRT's in your spot in front of the fire!!

That should do it. Crossed claws we aren't too late.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 03, 2008, 10:34:05 am
*adds a few coins to the pot*

but but but can we at least have one of the puppies for the bar?? and can i have one think it would make a great companion for my dragon as well as a good guard while she is out raiding :)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 03, 2008, 10:52:07 am
Come on over Killer, there is plenty of room!

(Besides we have plenty in common... you drool too much and I tend to get myself into stinky situations...)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 03, 2008, 03:36:22 pm
*adds a few coins to the puppy fund*


*adds a slug of brandy to her own mug*


*keeps a wary eye on BRT*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Wanda on September 03, 2008, 04:51:04 pm
* enters room, snapping down cuff of elastic sterile glove*

"We got an emergency alert that you needed a neutering service housecall."

Assistant enters with medical bag, begins setting up for procedure with towels on a table and lays out instruments..some of which look like they came from the Inquisition.

"Well,......who/what will we be knackering?"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 03, 2008, 04:54:08 pm
*nods*  over there by the fireplace....

Thank you for the at home service!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 03, 2008, 05:16:28 pm
NO NO NO! Not me nuts! Sorry Killer, you are going to have to take one for the team!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 03, 2008, 05:52:38 pm
Hey - maybe we can have them both done!  I heard that it settles them down! 

*Gets excited and finds a few more gold coins for the tin*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 03, 2008, 06:52:21 pm
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(you may not want to get him too excited he tends to pee- lmao)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 03, 2008, 10:49:42 pm
*pulls up a  chair and preps an extra large stiff one for BRT* looks like its the only stiff one your gonna have mate ... :) LOL

ow this should be fun though knackering a 3.5 ton dragon, this is going to be carnage.

*puts a pot on the fire boiling water, adds a few herbs * hey the Spanish eat the knackers of bulls, dragon/hell hound nuts anyone??

*empty pockets in tin* that is for paying for this dudes burial right??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 04, 2008, 11:54:06 am
* Goes green at the prospect* Puuurleeeeease! I'm still trying not to barf after doing an Orcadian Strip the Willow round at Sars......*tries, but fails not to laugh as the carnage commences....BRT, various Dragons and houndhell scatter in all directions*  :green teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 04, 2008, 12:50:18 pm
wanders in from parking lot, looks at the carnage going on in the room.

"Errrrrrrrrrr excuse me for mentioning this but have any of you actually had a look at killer, No, take a good look under the tail, oh surprise no nuts, it would appear that killer has already been done."

grabs bert and drags him behind the bar, passing him a large brandy on the way. don't worry bert i won't let them.

puts a large bag of gold in the tin hell i have just been robbed of another million, so a few more coins more or less won't make any difference, and I am sure that el will put this to good use, oh and whilst I am at it, I'm the medic round here so if you lot would kindly pack up your tools and leave........... unless you want a drink of course.

starts mixing bloody Mary's and margaretas.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 04, 2008, 01:51:38 pm
First person to get near me with a rubber band is getting toasty fried!

(btw elleros BRT is actually 366 tons not 3.5...)

(and for comparison that would mean his nuts are the size of taxi cabs lmao)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 04, 2008, 01:54:58 pm
*Shudders*


*Helps herself to a Bloody Mary*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 04, 2008, 02:28:05 pm
Sorry Witchfinder...  It seemed to be a gift from Wanda... 

And why does killer not have nuts? Did Elleros remove them with the leg? 

Grabs extra Bloody Mary.  Sorry T&E.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 04, 2008, 02:50:11 pm
I think that was what happend.

Sad to see but that's life

Another bloody mary anyone


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 04, 2008, 03:09:28 pm
Yes please.  I'll take two!

*looks over shoulder*

****psst****  Are you sure we did the right thing leaving those 'taxi cabs' where they are?  I mean, it might have helped you know.....






Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 04, 2008, 04:04:10 pm
OH NO!  Darn!  It's Thursday!  No PD2 update.

Oh man... that so sucks.  I need something to pick me up.

*does to med locker and peruses assortment*

Yeah these might do it.

All dressed up and no place to go... 

*Polishes picture of Percival the Enraged, with his shiny animated gif*   

Soon Percy, soon baby.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 05, 2008, 08:07:40 am
*Hears howl of hell hounds emanating from kitchen*

OMG! What are they doing to those poor hell hounds back there? No wonder Killer doesnt want to go into the kitchen!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 05, 2008, 04:47:52 pm
*checks hellhounds in kitchen*

Seems they are all saying 'Poor doggy' to Killer.  That was months ago - he just didn't know...

Ah well.

*Grabs tin and heads off to buy weekend supplies for special brownies, drinkies and foodies*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 06, 2008, 12:10:55 am
*comes rushing in, door banging, from store*

Hey!!  Guess what!!!  We got a Friday update!!  Yeah!  PD2 - Actions!!!  yay!!! 

Raiding!
Assisting! (not shown in the action list)
Caving!
Digging out your cave!
Sparring, to gain strength and toughness!
Etcetera!

Oooooh. I wonder what etcetera is!  lol


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 06, 2008, 07:23:50 am
No idea el but I am excited! w00t! actions!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 06, 2008, 11:02:03 am
 Eeeeeeep!  *smacks her forehead* this is gonna be bad, I don't have time for a (L) as it is, now I'm going to have more of an excuse to spend time with my baby. :gold teeth:

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e187/tirednemotional/Reddragonegg.jpg)



*croons* soon, baby, soon


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 06, 2008, 12:34:07 pm
ohh.... She's beautiful, T&E. 

I think.... I think she has your eyes!

*touches pretty baby*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 06, 2008, 02:41:47 pm
   :silver teeth: Why thank you el, she is rather gorgeous, even if I say so myself.  Waiting for a new arrival is soooo frustrating *stroking egg*

     Still, PD2 will arrive in it's own time I spoze. 

    *stretches and looks about for any drink/food*


   * Eyes the egg wobbling slightly whilst munching on a left over pancake*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 06, 2008, 03:06:25 pm
Solstice won't let me near the new baby egg.  The stress has thrown her off her food, her hunt and pillage has gone to the dogs and everyone senses her vulnerability.

*Sigh*

I guess the last few months are the hardest...

*watches the pretty baby egg with envy*  sigh...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 06, 2008, 05:36:10 pm
*peers at egg warily* GRRRRRRRRR

Down BRT, down boy... he wont steal your gold. (Apotheosis tried to steal his gold when BRT was rearing him, so it isnt any wonder that BRT is wary of youngins)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 06, 2008, 05:52:59 pm


Better get used to it BRT...  there will be another one (not) soon enough. 

Sharing might be out of the question, but trainer time and energy is going to be spread thin.

*Looks at spreadsheets and organizational charts*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 06, 2008, 06:11:21 pm
Hmmm good point... Sorry BRT, she has a point.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 06, 2008, 09:59:47 pm
*hands BRT chew couch*

You can deal with it. You're a big boy


*Makes self blender drink....... whirrrrrrrrrr*
Not sure if I can!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 06, 2008, 10:56:29 pm
Of course you can,EL!!With a little help from our friends and ample supplies from the trays here,we'll all do just fine.If not,we can just drink and self-medicate until we believe we are and then corrupt enough trainers and drug them until they think we are,too.Bah!!Silly sleep deprived plans!We've survived puppies,hatchlings will be a snap!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 06, 2008, 11:08:10 pm
lol you are right of course....

but the waiting is torture. Did you see it?  awww...
Then comes the feeding and training and exercising...

blender drink?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 06, 2008, 11:18:14 pm
PLEEZE!!!I just had the three dimensional toddler stage blow through my head-babies with wings!!I'm going to bed,I'm getting mental from lack of sleep....or is it the drugs??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 07, 2008, 04:13:22 am
Probably both bard  :gold teeth:  *shoots warning glances at BRT who is still showing too much interest in the egg*

Careful boy, the last thing you need is to incur the wrath of two Scottish She dragoons...sorry dragons, especially when they're hormonal and hungover....they're grouchy at the best of times. *whispers, leaning in* you, really, really, don't want to do that.

*sighs, as obviously none of that information sunk in*

*goes and moves precious egg to a safer spot*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 07, 2008, 05:50:35 am
Here's what ours looks like right now.

I got close enough to get a picture.  Had to keep more than a wingspan away.

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk319/leannemckenzie/solstice.jpg)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 07, 2008, 06:46:13 am
My word that is a glorious egg, no wonder Solstice is so protective of it. That was pretty brave to get that shot.  :green teeth:

*peers at her own egg*

Do you think I should be concerned that the girls are quite happy letting me look after this??  :silver sad:

*picks up egg examining it closely*

I wonder if they're trying to tell me something????  :silver angry:

*gingerly looks closer*

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e187/tirednemotional/Reddragonegg.jpg)

 If they want to keep their distance might mean I have  the devil incarnate in here????  Still she looks soooo pretty.

*cuddles egg closer*

Ow hot, hot, hot.......

*rapidly deposits egg back in cauldren*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 07, 2008, 07:30:53 am
I think it is hormones. She hasn't been herself for a few weeks.




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 07, 2008, 09:15:07 am
Oh you guys,they are SO beautiful!!Absolutely perfect!!Huge congrats to you AND your girls :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 07, 2008, 02:25:49 pm
BRT isnt so keen on the late night wailing for dragon milk, or the stinky cave caused by the numerous nappy changes... then they start to crawl towards your hoard, and it is time to throw them out onto their haunches...  :red teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 08, 2008, 01:32:32 pm
BRT that's soooo nurturing........   *rolls eyes* 

When you become a parent you have to get used to being skint  :blue sad:

It might be worth remembering that when you are old, decrepit, toothless, scaleless (you get my drift) you'll be needing the youngsters about to keep you in fatted calf and beauteous maidens.

*shakes head slowly *

Mind you saying that, knowing you, you'll probably just eat the first offspring foolish enough to get within striking range.

* imagines BRT munching on crispy fried dragon *

:silver tongue:





Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 08, 2008, 01:45:32 pm
Nah, I will just sit down and tell them all my glory days stories I have saved up from MY years as a hatchling... we had to walk to our opponents caves through treacherous mountain passes uphill BOTH ways, with hurricane like winds... all for a stinky old boot! Gold? What gold? See the cavers hadnt yet come along to dig it out of the ground! We had to fight each other for the fun of it! And the food! Old sea biscuits and tequila is what we subsisted on! There was no delicious meat to sup on back then! Ye should be thankful ungrateful little whelps!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 08, 2008, 03:12:19 pm
*hands BRT curmudgeon application, cane and rocking chair*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 08, 2008, 04:26:01 pm
* hands BRT a pair of tartan slippers *

 * yells * Just making BRT a mug of cocoa anyone want one?

*winks at el*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 08, 2008, 04:47:20 pm
mmm cocoa!

*squeek squeek* rockin'  :)



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 08, 2008, 04:57:49 pm
Marshmallows in that BRT?

*wink back at T&E*

I hope you crushed the right pills into that cocoa T&E...
Something to keep him "calm"

On page 14 of the curmudgeon application it says we have to get a cat so he can smell like cat pee too.
hmmm...
*rethinks the whole thing*


I'll have cocoa plain please.  lol
*Adds marshmallow*

Thank you.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 08, 2008, 04:59:48 pm
OH I SE...*snoooorz*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 09, 2008, 04:29:22 pm
*Tiptoes past snoring BRT*

*adds a slug of brandy to her own Cocoa*

* smiles conspiratorially to el*

 :gold teeth:



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 09, 2008, 05:26:52 pm

Got it!

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk319/leannemckenzie/egg.jpg)

*tucks girly easter coloured dragon egg under one of BRT's folds*

he he he he

ssssshhhhhhhh...




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 09, 2008, 09:43:58 pm
*SNORT... mumble mumble*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 10, 2008, 02:43:09 pm
*stifling laughter*

*whispers* Awwwwww isn't he sweet?? *crams fist into mouth to prevent further laughter*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 10, 2008, 03:02:07 pm
*grabs T&E and drags her out pool side*

lol.  Wait til he wakes up.  lmao..



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 10, 2008, 03:08:28 pm
*sneaks out poolside*
Psssst,you guys...that is the ugliest egg ever hatched!!Where did you find it?Looks like it could have rolled out of Gog's cave!!Kinda smells like it too...it's not cracked is it?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 10, 2008, 03:58:37 pm
No one better be stuffing Gog eggs under my folds or there is going to be trouble lmao


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 11, 2008, 05:19:22 am

Shh..
It's one of the My Pretty Pony Dragon eggs. They are so stupid they won't notice it missing... lol...

BRT needs to get those maternal urges out. 
And won't he look mean and nasty with a little pink dragon that needs it's mane and tail combed???

*breaks into hilarious laughing and snorting*

Ahhh - I need a drink...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 11, 2008, 06:34:31 am
hahahah oh what I would give to have photoshop right now... I could see the picture now... a my little pony with a dragon towering over it and the text reading WTF?!?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 11, 2008, 08:14:04 am
You just concentrate on nurturing that egg,BRT.The ponies may be dumb,but I hear they're formidable when riled...not to mention dozens of maternal dragon ladies.You got alot of arse to kick and we could be at it a while!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 11, 2008, 12:06:59 pm
*wipes tears from eyes*

Bard is sooo right BRT, they may look cute but they bite! they're very protective of their dragons lol! Be warned female hormones are not to be trifled with :gold teeth:

Besides you too could have a likkle baby just like this..

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e187/tirednemotional/BabydragonSpikemailorderversion.jpg)


or twins even!

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e187/tirednemotional/BabydragonSpikex2.jpg)


*hoots with laughter, bent double*

help my stomach hurts and I can't breath!!  :silver teeth:







Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 11, 2008, 12:41:09 pm
No, no, I dont think so... that isnt a youngin, it is a snack.   :red teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 11, 2008, 01:17:38 pm
Can you see BRT doing braids???  *hahahahahahaha* 

OMG - and teaching the cute little thing to tear and rend. 

ewwwwww  I got a spot on me, wash it off, wash it off!!!


If you want another dragon in a month or so, you are going to have to become a caregiver BRT and nature sometimes likes to have fun at our expense.

*sigh*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 11, 2008, 02:58:59 pm
hahahaha yeah, Apo sure was a bundle of fun when he was at the cave. BRT sometimes wondered if he had accidently dropped the poor hatchling on his head... (Apo doesnt raid, he only collects, and refuses to cave... so yeah perhaps shaken egg syndrome?)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on September 13, 2008, 06:20:00 pm
Neko staggers out of the kitchen under the weight of the biggest pancake anyone has ever seen....
Sorry I've been in the kitchen so long. Here, group pancake! Help yourself to any topping you like. I'm going to sit down in this chair right here with a large piece of pancake and a tequila slammer. Cheers!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 14, 2008, 04:47:57 am
Neko you complete star  :black teeth: *grabs some bananas, syrup and cream*

 just what a girlie needs before hitting the party scene  *crosses ceilidh boot clad legs and tucks into portion of pancake*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on September 14, 2008, 03:44:35 pm
Dang it, I've run out of lemons... 'scuse me a minute....

makes a mad dash to the kitchen, returns with a stack of lemons, a lot of salt and 10 bottles of tequila...

Right, if no-one's going to visit my cave for this party, I'm going to have a party right here.

Lick... sip... suck... WOO HOO!!!

Lick... sip... suck... WOO HOO!!!

Lick... sip... suck... WOO HOO!!!

Lip... sup... sick... furble...

Sup... muck.... pug.... mmmmmm......

sip... sip... sip.... pardon?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on September 14, 2008, 04:15:41 pm
Poor Neko...maybe you should take a little nap...hiccup.  I see a big, huge pancake blanket in the corner :gold grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 15, 2008, 11:33:28 am
Finder wanders in looking disconsolate

What a weekend, someone pass me a drink please and a bit of that security blanket might help, Oh sorry neko, did not realize that was a pancake.

Anyway, 3 attacks, won one and lost two, total gain 410,672
11 defences lost 6 of them, total loss 4,648,124, and a small fortune in dragon bandages.
I think that there is some disparity there, oh well such is the life of a dragon trainer.

Wanders to the bar and starts mixing margaretas and bloody Mary's


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Loki on September 15, 2008, 01:17:24 pm
Wanders in pondering the new clan information...

Locates the blender and a variety of medicinal substances along with some leftover pancake mix, and proceeds to whip up some 'calmcakes'

Settles into a familiar chair on the porch, 'calmcakes' on hand, and tries not to let the information overwhelm him...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 15, 2008, 02:53:42 pm
*wanders in dazed still suffering hangover from the pre party*

erm calming pancakes
try adding a bit of this that elleros found one day, she said there where fields of em down south.

*sprinkes green looking herbs onto calming pancake*
erm space Dragon Pancakes :)

*mixes up a bloody mary * argh tail of the dog....

*dwells on all new info and tries not to process and think about it....*

but but but.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 15, 2008, 03:46:10 pm
*scurries in*

hi...

*runs to library*  alchemy, alchemy... I know it's in here somewhere......  *frantic*
turning lead to gold...   need it...  it's not here... *panic*

WHERE IS MY BOOK? 

sssshh  *can't let anyone find out* 

uh. sorry - never mind..  *breathing irregularly*

There it is....  it is.. it is..  *excited frantic*

*stuffs book under shirt and walks past crowd*

umm..  hi - going to sit beside pool. *cool calm, don't let them think anything is wrong*
yes - well - hurricanes are nice - fresh air, all that.  see ya..  *that's good they were all fooled*

*parks in corner of yard, barricaded behind picnic tables and umbrellas - to keep the wind and rain off the book* okay - how do I get that 500K?



 




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 15, 2008, 04:45:16 pm
*wanders outside whistling nonchalantly*

Ahhhhhhh a breath of fresh air does the heart good *ducks as a deck chair hurtles past ear*

*mouths at el 'Did you find it?*

*breathes in* Hmmmm Force 10, clears the lungs..

*wanders back in side, sidles up to the Hellhound Castration Fund, empties contents surreptitiously into pocket*

*wanders off*  Just looking for pancakes *whistles nonchalantly*

Tum de tum, Nothing to see here, tum tee dee tum...What the???? *checks contents of pocket*  One gold, 2 buttons and a copper piece *sigh* think positive Tired, think positive, one down 499,999 to go *sigh*

*mutters to self*

Where did the rest go?........  :silver angry:

*shifty eyes*

.......more to the point where's BRT gone?  :silver bored:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 15, 2008, 06:16:41 pm
*windswept and battered* 

It can't be done.  *sob*

*Pours hot water into large mug, adding lots of green tea leaves*'

slurp *ow* sip *ouch*  ahhhhh. 

*Notices crowd for first time really* 

Hi guys.  nice pancake blanket...  was that crocheted?

you all look as dazed as I feel...
Maybe I should add some tequila to the tea...  yep..

*Squeezes lemon into mug*

So, what's new?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on September 15, 2008, 06:34:41 pm
Has anyone noticed that very large pony in the corner with the big smug look on its face?

*starts walking out to the dumpster to search for brt*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 15, 2008, 06:51:04 pm
Oh.
Speaking of which - BRT's ultrasound came in today.

His egg baby looks like this:

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk319/leannemckenzie/DragonPowder.jpg)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 15, 2008, 06:58:12 pm
Pssssst.....EL,T&E......*whispers*do you think we could sell it?for like,I dunno...$500,000 or so??Last I looked every celebutard in hollywood was spawning...maybe we could start a fad and cash in??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on September 15, 2008, 07:34:22 pm
Ummm....looks away :o

(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t28/sweetsugarboo/fun22.jpg)

Nothing to see, keep walking. Nothing to see, keep walking.

Bad, bad pony!!!!!!!!!!!

Starts mixing another round....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 15, 2008, 10:18:00 pm
*sees el, hides vanity mirror and lipstick*

HEY! Cant a guy have "private time" to himself?

Ignore the lingerie plz thanks


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 16, 2008, 02:42:56 pm
*closes door quickly*

umm....
I need a few of those drinks Boom... maybe a pitcher..
*guzzle*


Seems BRT is finding his feminine side...
*shudder*

He'll probably make a good mommy for the pony dragon....  He already know how to braid...




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 16, 2008, 04:01:17 pm
*Passes el a bucket of hot sweet tea* here el, ol British remedy for extreme shock

....on second thoughts..

*rolls el a barrel of Single Malt whiskey*

 try the ol Scots remedy instead.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 16, 2008, 08:38:51 pm
hahaha... has anyone here seen ummm star child? no no the one with deniro in it...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 16, 2008, 09:46:07 pm
Awwww,what a pretty name,BRT.Nice braids,too.*backs away slowly,keeping hands in view,careful to make no sudden moves*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 17, 2008, 06:59:15 am
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

mmm cake...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 17, 2008, 07:32:13 am
*grabs emergency supply of tranqs and slingshot*

Down everyone!!!

*aims slingshot at large gaping maw and fires large ball of tranqs*

TWANGGGGGG

*Most hit target and go into BRT's throat, with a few scattering on floor and in eyes*

He's not taking this well....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 17, 2008, 07:45:04 am
*crunch crunch cru...THUMP*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 17, 2008, 07:57:15 am
Let's make him a cake and he won't remember anything but cake after this..

Should we clean off the makeup and take out the braids?

*starts gathering ingredients for cake*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 17, 2008, 10:32:51 am
I dunno?should we clean it off,or just fix it up for him?I didn't know they made that pasty blue eyeshadow anymore?And has no one told him pink and red don't work together?Maybe a makeover would be a nice gesture?
Or we could just hose him down,corral that pony,and get back to some serious drinking!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 17, 2008, 10:48:05 am

mix those drinks....

*turns on hose*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 17, 2008, 10:56:17 am
Of course you're right!!
T&E has buckets of fine scotch!!Blaspemous to mix it with anything*gulp*oh yeah,that's the ticket out of stress town!!! :gold tongue: :gold tongue:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 17, 2008, 11:01:01 am
*gulps* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweet oblivion  :green tongue:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 17, 2008, 11:05:47 am
*mmmmmmmmAAAAHHHH * Tries to get up, and fails... *THUMP*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on September 17, 2008, 11:14:59 am
*runs in looking around very alarmed*

EARTHQUAKE!!!!!

*glances over at brt by the fire in a heap bucket of scotch fallen ideally by his side*

oh that explains it... such a waste of scotch too..

*wanders to bar and grabs a bottle of single malt*

erm world domination or world destruction...
*contemts thoughts quickly and sniggers at thoguht of using BRT as weapon aginst his our clan - shoot him out of the air destruction from above* :)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 17, 2008, 11:25:51 am
OH CRAP!!!!
*grabs hose and puts out flames rushing from hearth along trail of spilled scotch up to BRT's chin,sniffs in disgust at smell of burning hair*
Where's Finder at a time like this?I guess BRT's braiding days are over.I'm taking what's left of this fine stuff out to the pool where its safer...and fresher.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 17, 2008, 02:01:17 pm
Finder sticks his head up over the bar bleary eyed and somewhat hung over

Oh Crap, Bard, throw him on the table by the door. Grabs First aid bag and runs to table, takes a large whiff of oxygen whoa, that's better.

Scrubs up and starts checking BRT over

Damn, this make up is caked on, starts cleaning make up off, takes scissors and removes burnt hair,
Hmmmmm, not good, has anyone got some clippers we will have to do something about this mess.

Removes rest of make up, Phew thank god that has gone, trust me bert you don't need that stuff......

Brt starts to wake up. Finder smiles down at him, Here brt, have a pill it will make you feel better.  Waits till brt is focused on pill and cracks him across the head with the pancake skilit

Right that should keep him quiet for a while.

Spends next half an hour sorting out brt's burns, oh and stitching lacerated skull, finally brings brt round with a heavy whiff of oxygen, then hand him a large drink. Try to stay out of trouble brt. Picks up a large brandy sourand heads for the library


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 17, 2008, 02:07:26 pm
Wow, what a headache... wha..what happened? *sees drink* mmm booze. *smells lime* Ooooh boy it is going to be a long night...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 17, 2008, 02:18:11 pm
Wheeeeew!!!We are SO fortunate to have a trained professional here!!Finder,the skill with which you handled that skillet was something to behold!!A tale to tell the grandkids for sure.And best of all you saved the scotch reserves!!I've heard tales of heroism,but never truly appreciated them until I saw all that lovely amber liquid emerge from the flames safely.Oh yeah,and BRT too.I have some llama shears...better than scissors for this job,I'm thinking?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 17, 2008, 02:39:12 pm
MY HAIR!!! *runs around in wide and erratic circles* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *THUMP* OMG FIRE!!! I NEED WATER! *grabs bucket of scotch- WOOOOSH!* OMG, NOT GOOD!!! NOT GOOD!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: nyx on September 17, 2008, 03:01:25 pm
*sloshes into bar, sees bert with his crazy flaming hair, giggles through the gray goose, and points with a swaying finger*

haha!  look at the funny man dancing!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 17, 2008, 04:15:47 pm
*stares at BRT open mouthed*

     What again???????!!!!!!!!    :blue bored:

*helps herself to more of the whiskey knocking it back in one*


*shakes head sadly, picks up paper, settles down in front of fire*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 18, 2008, 07:21:23 am

wow - no more worries about alot of body hair any more BRT. 
Want some cake?

Nice job Finder.... the scar will uh.. well, *goes for the lie* barely noticeable once that bump goes down.

Llama shears?  What are they doing out?

*sits nyx in nice cozy chair and refills glass*

Off to the library to see if I can find the recipe that works...






Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 18, 2008, 07:22:34 am
good thing I have a bit of fire proofing no?

mmm cake... nom nom nom


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 18, 2008, 01:35:22 pm
Wanders out of Library studying book

Mullet, Naaaaaaa, not Brt, Mohican, Nope, that would not look good, lets look at N, Hmmmm No1, now that might be good.

Looks up and see's Brt with hair still smoldering and a large cake being rapidly consumed.

Oh hell, not again, Throws bucket of water over Brt, then quickly gives him another large cake Forget the Llama shears Bard, looks like Brt has managed to shorten his hair himself.

LOL, don't worry about the scar el, that will go, I used only the finest dissolving stitches, it won't be noticeable in a few days, and that skillet is the best anaesthetic I have ever used.

Leans over bar and mixes brandy sours el, el fancy a brandy sour????????


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 20, 2008, 02:45:00 pm
*sits down to polish ceilidh boots*

  Getting organised for tonight anyone else partying?  :silver smile:

*grabs a few bottles of wine*

   probably going to try make it to a few parties so better build up some stamina

*helps herself to pancakes and brownies*

*checks appearance in mirror*

*staps on ceilidh boots*

  sorted   :silver wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 20, 2008, 02:48:41 pm
yes please, I will take that drink finder... 

*Sees T&E all polished up and ready to go*

Darn - gotta get dressed up!  *gulp...* 

I am late, am I late, am I even going? 
decisions decisions...



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on September 20, 2008, 04:40:54 pm
Neko's definitely hosting again and will be visiting. She's a party animal!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 20, 2008, 04:54:59 pm
*BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*

now that I have had my dessert, I shall have the virgin that was conveniently sacrificed to me while I was eating cake.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 20, 2008, 05:11:08 pm
*looks wildly around for virgin*  I don't see another one here BRT.

You are on your own!


*hahahahhaahahahhah*

good brownies T&E.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on September 20, 2008, 06:58:04 pm
I'm a virgin!!



HAHA made ya look! *lol*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 20, 2008, 08:39:02 pm
ummm damn it, she said apo was mine! I knew she was lying that good for nothing hoard stealer!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 21, 2008, 07:39:23 am
*texts el from Stoorworms party*

Will B passing thrU on way to Elleros's Party, anyone still around? C U L8r ?



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 21, 2008, 07:56:29 am
*looks up from making chainmail - holds cell phone away from ear* 

Can anyone read this?  What is she saying?

*mumble, mutter*

Stay home, try to help out, work on the new battle gear and you get these interruptions. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 21, 2008, 12:20:25 pm
*stumbles in tripping over Killer*

oops sorry there fella *hiccups*

That was a blast but nooooooooooooooo party bag.

*turns a bit green*

oooo too much party cake!  :green sad:

*wanders across to el hands her some party cake*

Here saved you some.

*peers closely at the chainmail el's working on*

I would give you a hand there el but I'm having trouble focusing at the moment.......
Off to Elleros's party now, Talibat's been hankering after some Kangaroo and virgins.

*hiccups*

*staggers outside to an impatient, snorting, dragon, pawing the ground in frustration*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 22, 2008, 04:48:33 am
*Door creaks open and a dragon's head appears*

*Having confirmed the coasts clear, the dragon, with a not so gentle flick of it's neck,  lobs it's unconscious trainer into the nearest chair*

*Dragon flys off to it's cave, the Club House shakes with it's snort of disgust*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 22, 2008, 05:30:36 am
Oh oh.. 

*Grabs aspirin, bottled water, oj, pillow and warm blanket*

Open up *crams pills in T&E's mouth and fills with water* 
Again! *repeat with oj*

Let's get you comfy.
*removes ceilidh boots, fluffs pillow, tucks under head and covers T&E with blanket*

Oh boy... Finder better drop in later.
darned kids...







Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 22, 2008, 06:38:03 am
* Knock, Knock, Knock..the howling wind and rising snow smothers the blows made on the large oak door*

*She hears groans, and a crackling fire coming from within*

*Knock, knock, knock...*

*The magnificent door creaks open on its iron hinges..Rach is greeted by radiant figure in a nurses outfit..Rach's eye's reflect the flickering fire, she glances towards a figure slumped on pillows, covered by a blanket with a large dragon quilted on the front...she shivers from the cold, lets out a gasp wreaking of a spicy dragon punch and collapses in the nurses arms..with her last conscious breath Rach mutters the words "Mei Precious..."*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 22, 2008, 07:08:45 am
Oh no..  not again...

*Grabs more aspirin, bottled water, oj, pillow and warm blanket*

Open up *crams pills in Rach's mouth and fills with water* 
Again! *repeat with oj*

Let's get you comfy.
*drags limp body to couch, fluffs pillow, tucks under head and covers Rach with blanket*

Finder is going to find an emergency ward....
darned kids...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 22, 2008, 07:38:29 am
BRT glances over and continues to eat his fifth cake for the evening... nom nom nom


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 22, 2008, 02:26:12 pm
Wanders in looking sad

I was away from my computer yesterday and missed the party, damn, what a wrong time to be away.

Looks round at room, Oh heck, looks like some have been partying a tad too much. Glances at BRT who is sticky with cake frosting, Hmmmmm I think a simple ant acid later may be needed there.

Checks T&E, Whoa, a definite case of far too much party, Mixes a prairie oyster adding a few secret ingredients Just a touch of Halapino pepper juice, some sweet Chili, a small amount of hot pepper sauce. aspirin, anti acid, some garlic and tomato. That should just about do it.

Pours a slug down T&E's throat.................. T&E's eyes flash open, takes a deep breath, gasps and falls in to a gentle sleep, does the same for rach, rach manages to sit up with a strange look before gently falling in to a deep sleep.

Blooming good move getting the aspirin , OJ and water down them el, with a bit of luck the hangovers won't be too bad. Just sad now that I missed the party.

Brt, Brt, put that cake down, too much of a good thing may be bad for you.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 22, 2008, 02:56:08 pm
I did what anyone would do in an emergency Finder. 
Besides, they were rattling the chainmail with all that thrashing around.  Getting them settled made it easier for me to get that done.

*brings in extra huge pitcher of water and antacid tablets...  starts tearing open packages and piling them beside the pitcher*

Do you think we could get BRT to believe this was a soda and drink it down fast?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 23, 2008, 05:32:54 am
*groans..slowly lifts her arm to rub her acing head.. looks around and doesn't recognise this place*

Where am I, how did I get here?

*thinking this place was just a myth concocted by elleros*

Is this the Depression and Anxiety club given birth to by that evil "P"?

Thanks for taking care of me, Mei Precious must have brought me here on her way to the last party...by the way, why hasn't she come back to get me? Has she left a message for me?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 23, 2008, 07:26:50 am

I didn't recognize your face, but your name is singed into your clothing Rach. 

Yep - this is the place. We are quietly (or not) waiting for PD2.  There are some ups and downs with it, but
this last spate of parties might keep the blues from the door...  except for those of us who are TOO SMALL for the next FRiGGIN' Party. Maybe a little bitterness, but what can you do?

*goes to bar and pours whole bottle of vodka into extra large industrial strength blender, adding organic strawberries and ice*

*WHIRRRRRRRRR*

Smoothy??

Oh yeah - No messages....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 23, 2008, 07:33:54 am
*drags herself over to the bar and pulls up a chair..checks her undies, yeap they're the ones her mum gave her for christmas*

Looove and smoothy el...oraganic strawberries did you say??
yummy.

*checks her phone for a txt from Mei Precious..nope, curses the after party*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 23, 2008, 08:09:53 am
*SNORT*

...mmmm...mmph OW... That hard wood floor hurts. "what the F**K, there are three blind mice on the bar!" *CHOMP*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPLINTERS I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOUTH!!!"

*frantically picking wood pieces out of mouth*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 23, 2008, 08:17:02 am
*shoves Rach to one side, rolls over the bar, grabs mega tranq gun from under counter, shoots BRT emptying all 6 chambers*

You okay Rach?

*hits Med Emerg button beside blender*

Sorry about the spill. Here's another.

Oh yeah - only the best organic fruit and veggies here.  We believe in healthy bodies.   You look shaken.  Want something?

*unlocks med chest behind bar.*  pills? liquids?  gas?  We have everything.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 23, 2008, 03:03:53 pm
Responds to med emergency call

Okay el, cut the siren please, looks at rach well, got to say that you look better the right way up, feeling okay Checks rach's eyes, yep looks like a full recovery.

Looks down at brt, el, all six chambers??????? two would have done!!!!

Picks brt up and slings him on to table, examins brt's mouth., Yea gods, this boy will try and eat anything, scrubs up and pulls emergency tray over,

Splinter, splinter little Bert.
Just you lay there cos this will hurt
Pull the nasties out one by one
keep on going till the job is Done

Pulls the last splinter from Brt's mouth and washes it round, hmm, I am surprised that he has still got all his teeth after that, must be stronger than he looks, but then he has been practicing on the furniture.

Heads back to the bar  Can I have one of those smoothies please, this looks like it could be a long shift with T&E still out and those tranks could keep Brt out for a long time, I will give him a shot to keep him a bit quieter when he comes round.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 23, 2008, 03:31:12 pm
*Ghostly white figure emerges from beneath covers, peers around trying to orientate herself to her surroundings*

* sees finder & el and relaxes *

OMG my head!!!! :silver sad: OMG will someone shoot me now?  Wheres my dragon? What time is it? What day is it?

*sees Rach looking like death warmed up then notices unconscious BRT*

Ooooooookayy BRT wins the party animal award...how much did he drink?????? :gold bored:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 23, 2008, 04:53:22 pm
*brushs off excess gun powder, most of her smoothy and bits of sawdust and adjusts her clothing*

Holy Moly EL!! Do you have to do that? My head aches and you shouting off six rounds with the Traq Gun!!

*Looks over at BRT getting fixed up by finder*
*pointing to BRT and whispers out the side of her mouth* Is he normally like this??

Yeap, more smoothy, *BIng, Bing... BIng, BIng*Just got a text from Mei Precious, she said she is having a sleep on her newly gathered millions, apparently some raging heaping mound McChickens poked her, so she had to go and poke them back. She be over to get me later.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 24, 2008, 08:50:19 am

yep.  Normal doesn't actually apply to BRT.  We keep emergency tranqs around in various forms for dealing with him.

*glances over shoulder *(I almost managed to get him neutered a while ago, but Finder saved his.. him.)

Nice raid Rach.  Smart dragon too.
*wonders if Solstice could handle cell phone and texting, but smell of burnt plastic fills her nostrils - nah*

Drop in again sometime, of your own free will.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 24, 2008, 10:28:05 am
gives a piercing whistle Killer, Killer Watches as Hell hound limps in, transfers brt from examination table to couch and covers him with a blanket

Here Killer, stay with old Brt will you, I would like him to see a friendly face when he wakes up, closely scrutinises the hell hound You know something Killer, for a Hell hound you look like hell, pours a bottle of single malt in to killers bucket, there you go boy usual payment, and I will get you some steak out of the fridge.

Walks over to T&E, Open the eyes Girl, Winces as he looks in to the two bloodshot pools that had once been T&E's eyes, rummages in bag, Here you go, take two of these and drink all this water. Watches to make sure that T&E takes her medication, then wanders over to the bar. Pours a generouse slug of white rum in to a tall glass adds cherry syrup, Grenadine and tops off with pineapple juice, gives a gentle stir with a swizzle stick and holds up to the light admiring the colours swirling round. All the colours of a Caribbean sun set in there, Takes a sip and sighs with pleasure, then heads for the kitchen.

I'm going to get Killer some steak el, want me to knock up some pancakes whilst I am there.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 24, 2008, 11:21:17 am
Steak for the hell hound and pancakes for us..  I feel something is terribly wrong here.

Tell you what finder - Bring back two steaks, one for me and one for Killer and I will have your pancakes ready in no time.

*starts whipping up lovely marinade for steak*

Blueberry this time?

*Pouring pancake batter in mixer, with organic blueberries waiting*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 24, 2008, 12:21:35 pm
Pulls three steaks out of fridge and throws killer his, looks through fridge,, Okay we have mushrooms, onion rings, Salad (How the hell did that get in here.) and we have fries. Okay el how do you like your steak cooked.

Heats deep fat fryer, puts griddle pan on the burner and starts preparing salad.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 24, 2008, 01:33:39 pm
medium rare, please.

*puts steaks in bourbon marinade*

Think we should throw a few more into the marinade for those who come in later or for a bedtime snack?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 24, 2008, 02:01:17 pm
Did I hear someone mention pancakes??  Suddenly I feel much perkier *attempts to stand up, grabs head, groans then sits down again*
Then again, maybe later.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 24, 2008, 02:12:54 pm
*sniff sniff sniff* paaaaaaaannnnncaaaakkkkessss!!! *gets up, falls down, gets up... and promptly falls down again* PAAAAAAANNNNCAAAAAAAAAKKKKES!!!! *stretches arms out toward buttery, syrupy, cakey goodness*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 24, 2008, 02:19:02 pm
Pulls more steaks out of fridge, chuck those in the marinade el, your right, we could be in for a heavy night.

Goes out to check T&E, Wow, you are still not looking good, I think that we better give you a steak, but before that some bad news.

goes over to bar and mixes T&E a prairie oyster, Okay T, drink this down in one go. watches as T&E drinks the concoction, hiding bowl behind his back just in case. Okay, if you are keeping that down then I think a steak may be in order.

Heads back to kitchen and tosses salad. Throws steaks in pan and fries and onion rings in deep fryer, Prepares a pepper sauce.

El, can you get some pancakes out to brt please, I don't think that he should get up just yet.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on September 24, 2008, 02:20:51 pm
My goodness!  It's been a while since I've been able to call in, and everyone seems to be falling over!  Sniffs the air  I smell steak with all the trimmings - and Pancakes!  Finder!  I should have known you would be involved.  Any to spare for a hungry traveller?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 24, 2008, 02:22:24 pm
One steak dinner and pancakes for Galaxy, no problem, just do me a favour and keep brt fed with pancakes, I don't want him to move just yet.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on September 24, 2008, 02:27:38 pm
Do I really have to?  The last time I did that I ended up covered in slobber and nearly lost all my fingers.  Looks fondly at Brt  But he does purr so sweetly when he's happy.  Ok, I'll do it.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 24, 2008, 05:07:51 pm
*pushing wheelbarrow from kitchen*

Here you go Galaxy.  BRT's blueberry pancakes. 

*hands pitchfork over*

You can load him up with this or use it in self defence.  whatever is necessary.

*goes back to start second batch and some smoothies too* 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 24, 2008, 05:39:42 pm
*the trees outside bend under the force of the wind*
Mmhumph-righto, *slurps the last of her smoothy*
Mei-P's here, Thanks heaps for taking care of me and thanks HEAPS for the Pancakes and BBQ-LOOVE these onion rings. *sneaks one last onion ring, and glaces over at untouched salad, lol*

Oh, and el, I got a mobile blue-tooth device that works off brain frequencies, soo Mei-P just thinks about sending the text and the nerual activity takes care of the rest, It's some of the latest fairy technology, I couldn't trust her with a hand held.
*nods and agrees to the burning plastic problem *

If you want I can send you a device for your dragon and anyone else if they want one?? They're fresh of the lastest line in fairy tech goodies.

*waves goodbye to all, carefully and slowly steps around and very happy and frantic pancake eating BRT*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 25, 2008, 05:30:03 am
Bye Rach. 

*ponders fairy technology and Solstice's last fairy interaction* 
*shudder*

hmmm...  and I am not sure I want to know her thoughts..

I'll get back to you on that.  Thanks.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 25, 2008, 08:18:51 am
NOM NOM NOM *crunch* "What is this? Pixie wing? Oh well, protein!!!" NOM NOM NOM


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 25, 2008, 11:25:57 am
passes Brt a plate heaped with steaks cooked very rare and hands Galaxy her plate
Thanks Galaxy, I think we can leave him to Killer now, there are onion rings, fries and salad on the bar, help yourself, though for some reason no one has touched the salad yet.

goes back to kitchen and returns with a steak for T&E. here you go, get that down you and you will feel better.

el, do you want another steak?

Mixes another rum punch.




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on September 25, 2008, 11:36:02 am
Picks up El's pitchfork and begins feeding salad to Brt.  Notices very surprised expressions on Witchfinder and El's faces.  Shrugs. 

Well, he eats anything and I thought he might like it for a change.  Besides, it seems a shame to waste it and I haven't seen anyone else eating it.

Wipes green drool from Brt's lips and chin with a huge piece of tissue.  Jumps back as Brt snaps at her fingers  Hey!  I know I said you eat anything, but cut that out!

Killer sniffs at a fallen piece of lettuce.  He steps backwards with hackles raised, growling savagely.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 25, 2008, 12:49:34 pm
Heads back towards kitchen with hand over mouth desperatly trying not to laugh at the sight of brt being force fed salad


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 25, 2008, 01:14:08 pm
*stares in awe*  Wow.  Galaxy, hang around some more, eh?

Sure Finder, more steak would be good...  thanks..
And is there anything left in the smoothy blender?

*sits at table and watches salad disappear as she eats onion rings, fries and more steak*

*tosses Killer fat and bones*
No boy, I wouldn't do that to you.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on September 25, 2008, 01:33:21 pm
Force feeding him, Finder?!  Not a chance, as I said, Brt eats anything and everything.  The salad is all gone and he's frothing at the mouth for something else.  What's left?  What can we feed him now?  Oh no!  He's just eaten the pitchfork!  Finder, get more steaks on, I'll do the pancakes. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 25, 2008, 01:41:59 pm
I cant help it... I need a 6.3 million calorie diet every day... (6,302,521 to be precise)



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 25, 2008, 01:55:05 pm
cooks brt the biggest steak that he can find

Here you go Brt, enjoy........

Watches as brt eats the steak and falls asleep

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the joys of sedative, hidden in the steak, it works wonders, now............ El, Galaxy, T&E any one for a drink.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on September 25, 2008, 02:09:26 pm
Brt's blubber is wobbling gently in time to his deep snores.  Galaxy sneaks up with an extra-long tape measure.  Killer obligingly holds one end against the mountain of flesh with his nose whilst Galaxy sets out on the long walk around the mass.  Unexpectedly, the cold, wet nose of Killer disturbs the sonambulant mound.  Brt awakens enough to snatch the tape measure up into his mouth.  He chomps, swallows and resumes snoring.  Killer and Galaxy look at each other with disappointment in their eyes.  They will have to wait for another opportunity to discover the mystery of Brt's girth.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on September 25, 2008, 03:31:01 pm
*chortles* sorry guys, your faces were a picture, thats done me no end of good, as did the steak.

 Phew I feel like a new woman  :blue smile: Thanks for your tender loving care.  :silver teeth:

You guys are the greatest *looks across at the snoring, drooling BRT* Yesssssss... well some of you are, others are....ummn... yes well, er..anyhoo time to go!

*pauses* but maybe grab a quick smoothie first, one for the road y'know  :silver teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 26, 2008, 01:05:35 pm
grins at T&E, and why not, only El's best organic fruit in these. Hands T&E a smoothie

Tell you something Galaxy, if you want to measure Brt's girth, try driving round him and see how far you get before you run out of petrol. Looks over at Brt too make sure he is still asleep, after all, taking the Mick is one thing but finder has a soft spot for Bert and would not want to really upset him, smiles to himself when Brt's snores go on uninterrupted.

It's  bit quiet in here El, do you think that we should have a party?? invite a few people over?? after all there has been no update on PD 2... and I might get depressed again.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 26, 2008, 07:27:43 pm
*"puff the magic dragon..."...el answers her mobile"*

"hello?"

"Hi el, I got a wiff on the wind that there's going to be a party at the club house, just send me a text and I'll bring around some kangaroos, emu and crocodiles for the BBQ"

"Caio"

*Rach hangs up and goes to the cave entrance, whistles to call Mei Precious, hops on and goes looking for the herds to bring to the party*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 26, 2008, 07:58:24 pm
*hands finder the cell phone*

Rach wants a text message and I refuse to sprain my thumbs talking like that. 

*wonders if fairy bluetooth technology would work for her so she could speak proper english when she text messaged*

Please.... you send her the Party info. 
hmm Is Boom's Kareoke machine around?

Yeah - no PD2 news is disheartening.The clan stuff held us up out of misery for over a week, but now it is starting to wear off.

Who wants to get the invites ready?

I'll go check party supplies....  you *shudder* "text"  :-\

*unlocks med cabinet and starts rifling through bottles, baggies, and capsules*
 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 26, 2008, 08:18:24 pm
*Crunch, munch, crack, slurp, Mei precious finishes off a large Red Kangaroo and a 8m saltie (croc)*
*vrrrbbbb, Rach's mobile vibrates with a txt message from el*

Hi its finder, el's against RSI so yeap, bring a tone of each, Croc, kanga and Emu.

*gives verbal commands to phone, thinks she really should get el one of these phone..maybe as a party present??*

Reply; will, do but i might have to take a second trip for the large amount of crocs so they dont eat the rest of the bbq meat. End txt; send.

*Gives Mei P' as scratch under the horns with a Kanga femur*, "Good girl..lets go hunting..we need a tone of each for the party"

*Mei P' lets out a roar, slashing her tail around in excitement and manages to create a large crop cirle, the alien buffs will be so happy*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on September 27, 2008, 11:22:20 am
Standing outside lighting the BBQ Finder hears a sudden cocophany of noise from inside, dashes in to see what is going on.

runs over to where brt is laying on the couch snooring and removes kareoke microphone from his chest and switches it off, gives galaxy a reprochfull look.

Very funny Galaxy, but a noise like that could frigten off the party guests and we dont want that do we.

Galaxy runs to the kitchen smothering her laughter with her hand.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Davinia on September 27, 2008, 08:20:56 pm
Davinia pops her head in and shouts "PD2 UPDATE" and rushes off to the discussion thread.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 28, 2008, 04:22:15 am
Whoo hooo!  A real reason for a party.

*runs to meds cabinet and switches all antidepressants for fun drugs*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 28, 2008, 04:55:51 am
Hay el, hay nice stack of party poppers and powders!

Here's the emus and kangaroos
*Mei P' lands outside, and dumps the bbq meat in the pens that are reserved for the fresh livestock*

Wasn't that PD2 update exciting!!  Battling elementals hey, I hope they dont get pissed at all the dragons stealing their energies.

Dont have too many before everyone gets here *takes the pound jar of pills off el*
Slow and steady..., plus I'll need some help to pen these salties (crocs) when we get back.

*Rach takes out her knife to clean out her fingernails, el lifts her knife out from under her skirt*
"that's not a knife...This is a Knife!"

Ok el, here's the pills back...but I will need your help to pen these satlies, keep an eye on those animals, make sure those 'roos and emus stay put.

*rach whistles for Mei P', climbs onto her back and is off to bring home the last of the BBQ meats*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Loki on September 28, 2008, 05:31:41 am

Wasn't that PD2 update exciting!!  Battling elementals hey, I hope they dont get pissed at all the dragons stealing their energies.




Wouldn't surprise me if we had an Elemental uprising, getting revenge on the trainers sometime, early April seems likely  :black wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 28, 2008, 08:20:00 am
butterfly kick to head!

I see the elements like that old man from karate kid. Not sure why. Wax on! Wax Off!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 28, 2008, 09:09:30 am
oh oh..They are into the pills before the party again...

*Waves "knife" around a bit and makes empty threats*

Thanks Rach.  Looks like the BBQ - the whole lot next door, is burning nicely. The food stuff is hanging around beside the parking lot.

And I think BRT's trying a bikini wax again.
*shakes head with fear filled memories of the last time"

I think I am going to get the rest of the elements ready.  Beverage element and music element.

Boom?    Booooom?  Can we borrow your karaoke machine?  Where is she? 
I mean, if we can't find her to ask, then she'll never know...  right?

*drags karaoke machine and all speakers etc out into back porch*

How do we turn this on? Anyone know?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 28, 2008, 09:33:55 am
Wait a minute... who put this thong on me? It is NOT FUNNY seeing the tubby dragon in a thong! IT IS NOT!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 29, 2008, 03:19:03 am
Mei P' lands with a thud and snapping and rolling begins to get all the croc rilled up*

EeeeeeeeL! Get out here, these crocs are starting to wind each other up!

*el grabs the whip and tranq' gun out from behind the bar, rushes out and cracks the whip smashing the sound barrier shutting the crocs up, waves the gun around and scream "Don't make me use this!"*

Bugger me el, I've never seen instant compliance from crocodiles, you did earn that knife under your skirt!

*Mei P' manovers croc's to the otherside of the carpark under the trees, hoping the lack of sun will reduce their energy and put them in sleep mode*

OMG! What the hell is that *pointing to BRT in a G' (thong) and Booms tallons appearing under a skin fold*
Hay el, I think I found Boom...oh, and BRT nice wax job! You've had practice, no red bumps..is that blusher on your face??

And el, nice BBQ perfect for the 3 tonnes of meat, I think BRT might enjoy the selection...so what at the bar? I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 29, 2008, 03:24:57 am
hay el, and after the party gets pumping can we try this party game? Its and Aussie fav'!  ;)

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Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 29, 2008, 08:11:26 am
*picks up the curling iron, realizes he has no hair and never has, gets depressed and orders a triple vodka spritzer from bar*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on September 30, 2008, 07:17:09 am
*hands BRT some antidepressants to go with Vodka spritzer and take boom-a-rang from Rach*

How about we just play some twister and charades?  Something with out lethal weapons and where lack of hair is an asset? hmmm...

*Goes back to setting things up and trying to figure out how to get music to come out of the equipment*
 
zzzzzzzzzzzzz    squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  cracccccccccckkkkkkkkkle ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss psssssssssssssssss squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on September 30, 2008, 10:25:46 am
C'mon Rach!!Grab a few dozen wineskins and Normeth and I will give you a hand sorting out those critters.I was hoping Boom would bring the Meercat group,but I suppose it would suck if the dinner ate the band.So....just how does one go about herding crocs??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 30, 2008, 07:06:55 pm
Hay Bard *slurp* Thanks for the drink, yeah great, lets sort these critters out. Its good the kangaroos haven't got over the fence, they must really enjoy the grass that grows out here.

 Herding Croc's? LOL that was the easy part! The roo's were the hardest.
Emus are social and curious, so I just used one of Mei P's stuffed toys, dropped it near a water hole, they all gathered around to see what it was and BAM! Gotcha *slurp*

The bloody kangaroos! Well we had to guide them to a narrow canyon part of the landscape and lead them through to condense them, so I started the herd hopping in the right direction and Mei P was waiting on the other side of the bottle neck, once they were at he point of no return, Mei P let out a roar at the pitch only a kangaroo can hear which causes them to faint and we gathered them up, Bloody hassles they are! *slurp, slurp*
Now those crocs is what you want to know about..They are the easiest *slurp*

To get the crocs you need something to bring 'em together. Mei P swooped down and picked up a nice fat Buffalo, slashed its guts out with her tallons, and dropped it down near a road up back home that overflows when it hits high tide, the crocs hangaround it as all the fish come in when high tide does, so she dropped the Buffalo the crocs swarmed and down she went to collect them, she flew over to were I was waiting with the net, she dropped them in and I pulled it closed, and here we are *checks outside under the tree* Yep, and the are still asleep thanks to the feed and the shade.

So Bard *slurp, slurp* what should we chuck on the BBQ first? * slurps the last of the drink, gets off the bar stool and heads towards the door*
BRT you got any requests?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on September 30, 2008, 09:29:18 pm
something to chew on other than the bar?  :red sad:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on September 30, 2008, 10:40:23 pm
Ok, *whistles the 12days of Christmas tune*

3 crocodiles, 2 kangaroo and an emu on the BBQ, Lets go Bard!

Hay el, you got that equipment ready yet? Are you sure all the plugs are in the right spots??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 01, 2008, 12:21:43 am
Lead the way Rach!!!You clearly know what you're doing,so we'll try and stay out of your way while we learn!Don't be shy about yelling orders,OK?Hey!!...Do I get a knife like the one El hides under her skirt?Or is that an earned privilege??
Hey El...what kind of wine works with croc and kangaroo??Hmmmmm...anything odd apparently tastes like chicken,so maybe that's the principle to work from?
Hey Rach!!!!Wait uuuuuuuupppp!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 01, 2008, 08:28:56 am
C'mon Bard, Haha... you'll get your knife one day, here's one for the time been ;) *hands Bard and swiss army replica*

*looks over to the crocs and assess they'll take longer to cook and heads in that direction*
Ok, Bard, I'm going to whistle for Mei P who's going to swoop down, grap a croc, crack its neck and land it in the fire

*Bard nods and realises this will be easier then expected*
You can get Norm' to do the same, just make sure he picks them up from the tail end, nasty infections if he picks 'em up near the head.

Now we need three, I'll do two and you do one, 'K?
*whistles, points to the  crocs then bbq and holds up 1 finger. Mei P' waggs her tail in excitement, takes a running start, flys high, swoops down in a swan dive, picks up a salti, cracks its neck with her tallons and drops it in the fire*

Ok, you got that Bard?
*grabs a wineskin, slurp, slurp*
Your turn.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 01, 2008, 09:00:45 am
*shakes head*  Those younguns having their fun..   at least the bbq will be going good.

*pulls up wine list on computer*  hummmm...  Let's see

A few dozen cases of Yellow Tail...
Penfolds - lets. see  Block 42 - 2 dozen cases
ah - yes.  Grange..  um hmmm...  same..
And Houghton's Museum Release White Burgundy

And a dozen cases of each beer from all 23 Aussie microbreweries...

I think that should hold us...

*dials internal line on phone*  I've just emailed you the wine and beverage list. Could you add those to the regular party supplies? Thanks...

*looks out window as Normeth tries picking up his first croc*

*Joins chorus*   The tail Norm, the tail!!








Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 01, 2008, 10:21:45 am
*CRUNCH!!!*

crocodile tastes funny... ooo microbrewery...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 01, 2008, 11:09:48 am
*hands BRT Ketchup*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 01, 2008, 11:41:38 am
*Following M'pei's lead,Normeth and Bard fly high and soar for a few moments before choosing thier target and diving....too close to the head!!!"Pull up,Norm!!!UP!!!".The saltie surges out of the water,Bard slips from Normeth's neck.....she makes a wild grab for the strap of one of the wine skins and hears croc teeth snap together mere inches from her boot*
Holy Crap Rach!!!!That was close!!But fun!!*Sluuurrrrrp*OK,this time we'll get it!
*Again,the climb and soar,chooses a target and dives.Normeth easily grabs a saltie by the tail and gives it a snap,much like cracking a towel.Drops in by the BBQ with limp croc.Bard grins hugely.*
Alright!!Now this is my idea of kitchen chores!!Do we need more??Hey...who gets to clean these things??Rach!!!Can we try a Roo now????Huh????Can we?? :silver teeth: :silver teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on October 01, 2008, 03:05:33 pm
Neko is still shellshocked at the vision of BRT in a thong. It's going to send her into therapy for some time....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 01, 2008, 03:33:06 pm

*hands Neko hallucinogenic "medications" to take Neko's mind far away, somewhere  pleasant and pretty.*

This will make it all nice and is cheaper than years of therapy.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on October 01, 2008, 03:40:18 pm
Neko sinks into a pleasant haze where all is pancakes and shineys and no raiders to steal my shineys and no BRTs in thongs.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 01, 2008, 03:41:27 pm
*props Neko in soft comfy chair with lots of OJ and ice nearby*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 01, 2008, 07:49:38 pm
*pats Bard on the back in triumphant slaps*
Well done Bard, that first attempt was a close one, I had to cover my eyes for a moment there, but the second attempt was great! HAHA and look at Norm he loves it!!
*looks over at Norm doing a dragon happy dance*
*sends Mei P' out for the 3rd croc, she dives, snaps and drops it in the BBQ*
HAHA kitchen chores, no need to clean them, we throw on the BBQ as they are, when cooked the skin peels easily away leaving clean meat underneath.
Lets go get a drink..thirsty work this..

*Rach and Bard head into the club house for a quick drink and check out the progress of the wine list for the BBQ*  El, Roo tastes like lean beef, croc tastes like fish from the sea but milder and emu tastes like beef but a gamier flavour, so nice choice of wines and beers good work, and BRT no wonder the croc tasted yucky, not cleaned and covered in croc crap...although...I thought anything would have tasted better the Bar! Or do you have a thing for liquor stain wood?

*sculls a few shots, refills the wineskins and they head back out*
OK back to the BBQ, the dragons can rest for a moment, we'll get the Roo's.

Now we are going to use this *shows Bard the Boomerang* since we cant use it for party games *mumbles something about el being a spoil sport*

SO this works in a circular motion and requires a flick of the wrist before release, so lets practice the arm movement.
*Rach and Bard are making hugging movements in the air and transition into a discus throw*
Now place your thumb on the top and fingers underneath the tip of the boomerang, windup and flick
*Bard releases the boomerang, it shoots off, flies up in the sky, turns and starts heading back towards them*
OMG BARD DUCK!!!!!!
*rach and bard dive just in time as it slams and wedges itself into the ground*

OK we have to work on aiming, its a hand eye coordination thing, look at your target and release.
*rach aims at a roo winds up and releases at a 45degree angle perpendicular to the target...the boomerang flies out, turns and builds up momentum and curves straight for the back of the roos head*
CHONK..Thud.*the herd of roos look up from grazing, look around for threats, unable to detect one, the think their kangaroo friend is having a nap and continue grazing*
Ok, now we go over to collect
*the two crazy females approach the roos move to the back of the pen, the females grab the roo by the tail, drag it out and off towards the BBQ*
"Rach don't we have to skin it first to get the fur off?"
No, it wont be furry by the time it is finished cooking, it will rub straight off, make the skin crispy and we'll slit the belly and the guts will fall out leaving the yummy cooked meat. *with a 1,2,3, they throw the roo on the coals of the BBQ*

Ok, your turn Bard, remember eyeline and flick..



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 01, 2008, 09:35:22 pm
Crocodile poo puts hair on a mans chest!

errm... give me another triple


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 02, 2008, 11:11:28 am
*arrives just in time to hear BRT's last comment*

*immediately does a 360 and heads back out of the door*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 02, 2008, 12:25:47 pm
*grabs T&E by the arm and swings her back in the door*

Do you really think that you should listen to ANYTHING that BRT says?  I mean really. No matter how crazy it gets we can tranq the croc crap out of him at any time...

The girls are having fun it the back looking after the BBQ.... you'll like it...

*places glass of fine aussie wine into T&E's hands and shoves her out into back yard to watch the spectacle that is BBQ in our little corner of the world...*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 02, 2008, 12:28:30 pm
Are you sure this is a good idea Rach?*eyeballs the boomerang with its razor edge dubiously*Can't we use the dragons instead?*Mie P and Normeth perk up at this,staying where they've been told,but quivering with excitement*I mean,look at Norm...he's like a frog in a sock!!I can't help thinking that if you won't trust me with a real knife*pulls out her pathetic swiss army replica*This is not a knife!!*points at Rach's gleaming blade*That's a knife!!...Maybe throwing a buzzsaw around this close to the club is a bad idea.Can I use this instead??*pulls out a slingshot from her back pocket*I'm not bad with it,use it to chase the deer out of the garden back home.*straps slingshot on arm,loads it with large steel ball bearing,aims and shoots..another roo drops quietly to the ground as the others barely notice*Tell you what,we could fly over that mountain and practice where I won't be a menace to innocent bystanders..there's hardly anyone here I'd want to hurt.I'll let you try the slingshot while we're at it!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 02, 2008, 12:33:31 pm
Hey!!There's T&E!!C'mon,you won't believe how much fun we're having out here killing all Dawg's little creatures!!Blood and gore and adrenaline..it'll take your mind off your RL troubles.*remembers who she's talking to*Or remind you of them...but what the hey,its FUN!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bellatrix the strange on October 02, 2008, 03:40:19 pm
/me is very scared of this thread. :o :o


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 02, 2008, 03:46:11 pm

/me is very scared of this thread. :o :o

then our work here is done... 

Drinks are ready!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 02, 2008, 07:44:52 pm
*Contemplates the accuracy of Bards sling shot skills* WOW Bard nice shot! Yeah I agree, we'll go into a 'safer' spot to practice with the boomerang. Hay T&E come help us with the BBQ this will definitely cheer you up, your dragon can have a go at chucking a croc on the BBQ!

Ooo..EL! Tasty drinks lady..Bloody hot work out here..Drinks, whips, sightline accuracy, BBQ building and party recovery extordinare! *The girls walk to the shade and enjoy their well earned drink*
 
Yeah, Bard, don't fret the dragons will have fun doing the croc's and Norm will be a natural by the end of the party.

Your pretty handy with that sling shot, here, hehe, give me the replica swiss army knife back, you've moved up in the ranks. *Rach fumbles around in her backpack and pulls a  medium sized hunting knife cased in croc leather* Don't worry about the leather, it was skinned before Mei P' ate the croc...Your not a member of PETA are you??

OK, since you are a fast learner and proving your hunting/killing skills I think you deserve this *Hands Bard the leather bound hunting knife*

*Brad straps the knife to her belt and starts getting a little giddy. The girls finish their drinks and head over to the downed roo, drag it out of the pen by its tail and over to the BBQ where they throw it on the coals*

Righto, now we need 1 emu, after we get that on the cook, should only be about 20min till the first lot of meat it ready, we'll need that grappling hook from the club house to pull the meat off the BBQ.

T&E you want a go a getting the emu? This one is the most physical to get and you have to be quick, Why not- lets get two.
I'll show you how to get the first one.

*Rach walks over to the emus, centres herself, makes some "wax on, wax off" Chi moves, a curious emu come over to investigate what she is doing, and instantly the emu is on the ground, hang on, lets see that in slow mo', the emu comes close, OMG! Rach's hands are like lightning grabbing the emus head and neck...making a Chinese burn twist, but much deadlier to the emu, snapping its spine and dropping it to the ground*

*Rach drags the emu back towards the girls* don't worry girls it didn't feel a thing. *Hand T&E a pretty emu feather then throws the emu on the BBQ*

OK, who's going to do the other one??
*Takes a couple of swigs from her wineskin*

*The smell of Roasting meat brings BRT out of the club house*
Hay BRT, have another raw one if you want, the cooked ones will be ready in 20min!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 02, 2008, 09:51:05 pm
mmm barbeque roo meat... *DROOOOOL*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 03, 2008, 03:39:37 am
OK T&E This is the emu I think you can handle for your first try, this fella has been bugging me all day! I think he should be the second one to go.

(http://taltos.pha.jhu.edu/~tamas/files/images/emu.jpg)


Here's a croc for Neko when she wakes up, Bard, you can get Norm to go get him, the crocs only 5m long, I think Norm will enjoy that


(http://www.searealm.com/images/Crocodylus/porosus/Saltwater_crocodile_1_440.jpg)

and Bard get out your slingshot and get this roo for BRT

(http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr270/rach_mcdwll/538387458_2a6e587ee8_o.jpg)



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 03, 2008, 08:44:01 am
...and no BRT does not eat rocky mountain oysters... especially the roo variety


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 03, 2008, 11:38:03 am
*eyes Emu suspiciously*

*looks at wine glass in one hand *

*mutters *

This means I'm going to have to put my wine down right?   :green angry:

*puts wine down with a sigh*

Well as it's for the greater good

* Brings EMU down in rugby tackle*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on October 03, 2008, 01:40:43 pm
Walks out on to balcony........... Oh hell, I go away for a few days and that mad Aussie Rach has even got t&e thinking she is crock Dundee...
Wanders back in to bar and trips over cable. Hmmmmmmmmmm el have you been messing with the karaoke machine again?

Pours a large drink and goes to check medical supplies., Looks like this will be a long party, Checks water supply for cooling burns, dressings, suture kits (Yes he did see the knives that the girls were waving about).

Pours Two more large drinks and wanders back on to balcony, here you go Bert, have a drink and pull up a chair, I think that we might be best watching the fun from here.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 03, 2008, 07:29:01 pm
HAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAA *rach falls on the ground grabbing her stomach and rolling around with laughter*
T&E That is the Funniest tackle I have ever seen!! Good try, good try!
*rach gets up, wipes the tears from her face, rubs her stomach muscles and walks over to T&E and the dumbfounded emu thats has legs, wings and neck all jumbled up like a Gumby toy*

OK T&E now you've got to give it one of these *Rach grabs the neck and head of the emu and twists them in opposite directions and a loud crack is heard and the emu flops to the ground*

Yes, I used to be a chiropractor before an abandoned egg showed up on my front veranda.

*T&E and Rach drag the emu to the BBQ and throw it on the coals*

OK, I think the first of the crocs will be done, we'll need that grappling hook from the club house to pull it out of the BBQ.
Bard!! *Bard stops dancing around her knife ceremoniously and looks up finishing off her Canadian chant* I need Norm to get that croc on the BBQ and you need to pocket that knife, get out the sling shot and get BRT's Roo!

*As Rach heads to the clubhouse she looks up and sees Finder stocking up the medical kit with emergency supplies and first aid equipment*
LOL Finder, don't you trust the safety proticole of a MAd Aussie ???

BRT in Oz Large Red male Kangaroos are considered delicacies, especially the 'oysters'. They do more then just put a smile on your face, if you know what I mean ;)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 03, 2008, 08:50:27 pm
*Bard reluctantly gives her new knife one last buff and polish,puts it back in its sheath and aims for the biggest of the red roos.The steel ball flies,and the roo goes down*
Y'know,my hubby has been lurking around the club lately?Guess it got exciting enough to catch his interest.So if anyone hears any rude comments in the background,you'll know what that is...do me a favour,though and don't encourage him,OK?When Rach sent me and Norm after that first croc he dared to say he didn't think we could pull the skin off rice pudding,let alone take out a croc.We showed him,eh,girls!?!He should have seen T&E take out the emu!!!He was so sure a Scot would headbutt it down,then kick it 'till it was dead.I explained she was from further north than Glasgow.Great tackle,by the way!!Man,this really is thirsty work!!Think we got enough food yet?Or should we see if Neko wants to take a stab at something?I think I might run up and see if El needs any help up at the club...want me to bring anything back??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 03, 2008, 09:06:17 pm
AHhh..so its your hubby that has the lack confidence in us girls..HAHAHA we showed him ;)

Nice shot on the Roo Bard! So GLAD I'm not a deer in your backyard!! *Bard and Rach drag the mighty roo towards the BBQ, before they throw it on Rach takes her knife, gently slits the roo scrotum and pops out the massive roo testies, Bard gives Rach a cockeyed glance* I'm saving these for BRT, fired up nicely with some white wine and bacon and a little shallots, he love 'em!

Yeap we'll need to keep the meat flowing, so all are welcome to have a go catching and chucking meat on the BBQ
*Rach turns towards the  fresh meat and does a head count of the livestock*
 Hay I think some are missing!!!
*Looks over to BRT, he only ate a pooey croc and then waited, Rach goes over to check the makeshift pens in the carpark and there are some suspicious Dragon prints left in the Earth* ELLEROS!!!!
*Rach makes a mental note, to check elleros' Ravenex's B'day BBQ...knows he was shoving tinnies up some virgins..and ponders*

Yeap Bard, we'll need the grappling hook to pull the meat out and something to serve it on, and get all sauces/onion rings and other tasty stuffs ready :D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: elleros on October 03, 2008, 10:51:10 pm
virgin kebab my dear :) aussie style of course....:)
 *wanders off into club house for a large drink muttering something about them looking lonely down there, and that Rach did say she bring some meat over *

turns back as if to add a final comment "IM ONLY BORROWING THEM" he yells but its gets cut down to a wishper in the wind and the clatter of knifes

oh well  pulls up a comfy sit in fron of the fire gonna be a long en that roo, look at the size of thoose things..


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 04, 2008, 03:09:24 am
*Rach triple flicks her knife, returns it to it's holster and walks towards Elleros, who sits comfortably in his chair. As the wind blows, Rach's hair flicks wildly like Death Adders striking at innocent vermin. As she reaches the clubhouse Rach takes one of El's famous cocktails and uses the umbrella to tame her unruly locks*

*She drinks slowly, her eye glances at Elleros and she speaks every so calmly*
 
Elleros, You wanted a bit of meat for your party, I asked if you wanted me to bring some over, and you said you'd just get a couple from the clubhouse. A couple is a couple, there are 30 animals missing.
*She pauses to take another sip of the delicious cocktail*

 And how can you borrow meat for a BBQ, I didn't see you return with any??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 04, 2008, 06:28:38 am
Hey, no fighting in here....
*separating the two with evil glances*
Give back what's left Elleros and go get some reindeer to make up the difference.  I think that would balance things out a bit.

Bard you better take some more wine to T&E. She's looking pretty satisfied out there and she's eyeing the roos with a gleam.
Rach- you supervise.


*does one handed juggling with roo testes while getting copper bottomed pan heated just right, with slices of bacon, fresh garlic and shallots all waiting to be added.* 

Adding wine - ha!  *Pours herself another glass*

Finder - do you think we can keep the damage minimal? 




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 04, 2008, 07:11:16 am

*Rach lets out a huff, Lowers head and nod's towards El, complying with her wishes*


*She takes another sharp glance at Elleros and mutters something about raindeer being soggy and moose not being chocolate flavoured*

*Rach grabs another cocktail and heads with Bard back to T&E. They watch T&E shadow box with one of the kangaroo and share a similar expression of amusement*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 04, 2008, 08:51:59 am
*goes up to el with dead polar bear in mouth and goes and licks wounds by fireplace*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 04, 2008, 09:00:45 am
awww..  BRT brought his own meat for the BBQ.   Wonder how he wants this prepared?

*calls Solstice to pick up polar bear and drop it on the BBQ* 

You can have a roo too darling if you want.  Just watch the 3 with weapons.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on October 04, 2008, 10:30:31 am
Grins at el, Oh I think that we can keep damage to a minimum, any of them that outlast the booze won't outlast the med's.

Starts mixing drinks. What do youfancy el, we have just had a new delivery, oh and we have had the pool and Jacuzie cleaned and treated as well.

Mixes special BBQ sauce.
 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 05, 2008, 06:31:33 am
*Rach and Bard practice their 'Jack Sparrow' moves with their knives as T&E retells her triumph over tackling her emu and rants about her moments of glory playing in the rugby world cup, reinacting the emu tackle once more. The girls drop to the ground in fits of drunken laughter*

'Hick'.., hay El! 'Hick'...*shakes her head in attempt to repress the hick-ups* 'hash we gots' a grwappling 'ook? Da meats dwon!.. 'Hick'
HAhahahahahaha...'Hick..'


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 05, 2008, 07:25:08 am
Rach is drinking on the job!!!

*looks around, realizes everyone is either drunk or high*

Oh bother... *eats some of the special mushrooms in the refrigerator*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on October 05, 2008, 11:43:01 am
*sneaks in the back door and sits suitcase down*

Wow, I seem to have missed a great party in here...pout :-[

starts to ask how everyone is doing when the smell from the bbq pit hits her. she runs to the bar and grabs an empty plate and then runs back to the pit, holding the plate out

I will totally have a look at that kareoke machine and see why it isn't working if someone could help me out with some of that yummy looking bbq, no oysters though please.

*wonders why everyone seems to be backing away when all the food smells so mouthwatering and then sees the glint of shiny, sharp knifes flashing through the air.....*

Uh....yeah, well maybe I'll come back a little later and see if the buffet is open...Uh...yeah, well, I wasn't really all that hungry anyway...so...yeah... I'll just get a be getting a nice little drink instead. K

*hides empty plate behind back and starts to back away very  s l o w l e y*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 05, 2008, 11:49:26 am
*tackles Boom as knives fly overhead and the giggling starts*

Sorry about that.  They've been practising for a few hours now and you were the last moving target.

*hands Boom fresh plate*

So - what will it be?  roo, crocodile, emu, or reindeer.  I'd offer some polar bear but BRTs' around here somewhere.

Have some wine. *pours large glass full*

All I can get out of that infernal machine is squeeeing noises and something like weeeehhhheeeeeee.

That can't be right.






Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 05, 2008, 11:09:46 pm
Oh crap Boom!!!!We thought you were Rach,Sorry!We're trying to cure her hiccups...and she don't scare easy!!So good to see you!!All of you!!
*weaves over towards Boom,shakes her head and squints until the three blurry Booms merge into one slightly more focussed person*
Jeez,time to slow down a bit,eh??Thank Dawg for El's reflexes!!I owe her a big one....again!Please let me buy you a drink and get you some food,anything to make up for the crappy welcome!Better get something for Finder,too.Ever since we started playing with knives he's been edgy,look he's developed some kind of alarming facial tic!!What's he looking at??RACH!!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 06, 2008, 03:31:24 am
* Rach decides the knife dodging is not curing her hiccups and decides to sneak up on Mei P who's totally distracted by Solstice and Norm's dragony gossip, She ignores Bards warnings and leaps from the bushes taking Mei P by surprise. Mei P jumps high in the air, lets out a screech and launches her tail in the direction of Rach and flicks her across the carpark*

Hick,..HAHAHAHA...Beautiful Flick Mei P, Hick, Weeeeeeee..UH oh..HOLY CRAP!!

*Mei P realises it was her beloved trainer, watching her flying towards the BBQ she springs into flight and catches Rach moments before she lands in the coals.*

Grrra, gro gro grraa, rhhumph..rrrrrghph!

Ok OK! Gee Mei P, I wont sneak up on you like that again, and yes I will give the cocktails a break and have intermissions of water, sheesh... Hay..!
My hiccups are gone!!
*She turns to give Bard the thumbs up, only to see looks of shocks and disbelief*

Hi Boom, Lucky your here, that Karaoke machine needs your help! And thanks for reminding me...

OK, meat out of the fire...*retrieving the grappling hook from the clubhouse, Rach flings it into the BBQ pit, pulls out 3 croc, 2 roos and 2 emus..the polar bear doesn't look quite ready and a glare from BRT suggests she should leave it alone*

Lets get this meat on the buffet.
*rach takes her knife, rolls the crocs on their backs and slits them from tail to chin and reefs out the guts moving them to one side and make 3 horizontal slits across the bellies and pulls the skin back revealing succulent white flesh.*

*rach makes similar cuts to the roos and emu's but before doing so she gets Mei P to hold them upside-down so the hot innards fallout steaming. Mei P bends down to slurp up the innards like spaghetti*

Ok, Folks already to go, grab your plates, there's plenty more where that came from...
Now for that water...
* Rach grabs a Y shaped stick and starts off on her own search, clearly still quite effected by el's famous cocktails*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 06, 2008, 08:00:55 am
*opens refrigerator... and is greeted by massive squid tentacles*

AHHHHHH WHO PUT GOG IN THE REFRIGERATOR!!!

*starts beating stinky fish thing back* BAD GOG BAD!!!

Oh god, El... ewww it is slimy... I am so not cleaning the refrigerator now.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 06, 2008, 02:39:46 pm
That's it, done with the emus, roos etc..coming inside to preserve my sanity.

*sniffs, gags, claps hand over mouth, retches, regains composure*

What in all that is holy IS that smell??  :silver angry:

*turns to source and spies BRT*

Uh huh......why does that not surprise me? :silver bored:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 06, 2008, 03:57:05 pm
I am not the one that put GOG into the refrigerator! HE is the one that smells... not me... well... *sniffs armpit and retches* okay well... most of the time... I blame the booze!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 06, 2008, 04:08:56 pm
*take fire hose from wall and adds disinfectant dispenser. Puts foot on valve and braces self against far wall*

Okay BRT - open the fridge and run...

*BRT opens door and turns to run as el kicks valve to open.  Fire hose sprays BRT covering him with disinfectant bubbles and shoving him across the room*

Thanks BRT - rinse off in the shower room in the pool house, would you?   You are welcome T&E.

*turns hose into fridge.  After much bubbling and thumping, the fridge falls over and small ball of tenacles is washed out the door and down exterior sewer drain. el kicks the valve shut and winds up the fire hose*

There we go. I was going to wait until after the party to clean up..

We need some warm winds in here to dry things up while we dine on the patio

*Gets more wine from wine coolers*
Anybody else want some?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 07, 2008, 08:02:37 am
*Rach wonders back to the club house soaking wet*

Yep, found that water.
*shakes of excess water and sniffs the air*
Why is there overpowering smells of rotten fish and disinfectant??

Thank goodness I missed that drama! *peers over at a very unhappy and soggy BRT*

El, you said something about wine?
*Mei P makes a loud growl*
HAy!! I've hand my water intermission...sheesh, sometimes she worse then my mother!

Fill her to the top El. Is the Karaoke machine ready yet?? Hay and wheres Bard gone??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 07, 2008, 01:21:45 pm
*GLUG GLUG GLUG*

Thankee for the *hick* cistern of w*hick*ine


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on October 07, 2008, 02:37:07 pm
checks out twitch in mirror, yep its getting worse, and is it and surprise, waiting for pD2 and trying to keep abreast of this lot. Wanders back in to bar tries very hard not to laugh at Rach and Brt

something to do with you el????

passes T&E a set of nose plugs,  That should help with the smell T&E, Wanders outside and See's fridge with tentacles oh hell, where did that come from, shakes head and goes back to the bar

Got any red in those wine coolers el??



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 09, 2008, 02:47:57 pm
Thank you kindly finder * gives BRT a wide berth...very,very,very wide *

*Follows finder to the bar *


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on October 11, 2008, 03:30:37 pm
awwww T&E give BRT a break, he has been hosed down, and to be fair, this time it is the old squid in the fridge that stinks, El has thrown it outside but I am not sure if the bin men will take it away.

Sticks head out of door and looks to the parking lot, Ahhh good ...Char would you be so kind.Indicates fridge then stands back and watches as white hot dragon flame turns an old fridge in to a molten puddle., That will do nicely thank you char, there is still a roo on the Barby if you fancy something. Heads back in to the bar, seeing the First Aid side of things is a tad quiet at he moment decides to put together some cocktails. Then has a thought.

Right hang on to whatever you hold dear, and watch out for the diet.

Heads in to Kitchen.

some time late finder comes out of kitchen. and here we have brownies, cup cakes, Victoria sponge, fruit cake, biscuts, madera cake, cherry cake, Coffee and walnut, carrot cake........Looks round....Okay, sorry I was a bit bored, there is not much happening at the moment.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Drasylera on October 12, 2008, 09:00:56 am
*walks in and starts giggling* there is some entertaining imaginations in here * walks back out continuing to giggle to herself*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 12, 2008, 09:07:22 am
*CRUNCH!!!*

ummm... ummm...

I didn'a mean to break the chair...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on October 12, 2008, 02:33:47 pm
Runs out on to porch

"Hey, Drasylera, come back, have a drink, have a cake, have some med's, we are always looking for new friends to join us."

Turns and see's Brt chewing on a chair., "Oh hell not again, Bert, Leave the chair alone, theres a good boy, we have BBQ, Cakes, Drinks, med's, why oh why do you have to chew on the furniture???


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 12, 2008, 03:11:00 pm
But But But... it wasa already broke... I, I tried to sit on it... and well I dona want it to go to waste...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 12, 2008, 05:14:13 pm
*hands Finder a plate of BBQ roo*

Maybe you can offer her this!  And tell her we have wine too.

*helps self to a piece of brownies, cup cakes, Victoria sponge, fruit cake, biscuts, madera cake, cherry cake, Coffee and walnut, carrot cake*

BRT - clean up the mess...  I wanted a new chair for that corner, so it isn't too bad, but the new one is built for longevity - steel frame. 

*holds out fabric swatches*
I'm leaning toward this floral print...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: LoS on October 13, 2008, 12:42:22 am
Roo is rubbery, and has a strong taste.
I'm cereal.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 13, 2008, 02:10:50 am
peers over bush and shakes head vigoriously

"This is why we limit the number of Aussies allowed in Hawaii.
"And that floral print might work if it was all black with the details all in black. Say would you mind if I stopped in and had a few Irish coffees?
 I've got the Kona beans right here?"

Holds 2 lb/1kilo bag of Peaberry Kona over bush


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 13, 2008, 02:31:23 am
Rach looks up from her plate which is overflowing with baked goods and glances towards LoS *

What do you mean the Roo's tough, sure its gamey..* Rach gets up and has a closer look at what LoS is eating*
LoS your munching on a bit of BBQ!!
*Takes LoS's coals away and returns with a peice of Roo back strap*
Here try this, less gamey and melt in the mouth tender, what sort of aussie are you anyway??

*Rach stops as if frozen by a fairy stop blaster 4000 and Sniffs the air*
Peaberry Kona Beans!!
*rushes over and puts the kettle on*

The waters on the boil Myrrdin, Welcome, come in, come in!!!

haha..how do you keep the aussies out of Hawaii? They seem to permeate every square mile of land and sea these days ;)

*Scratches chin and ponders how the beans will be ground*
Does anyone know where the coffee grinder is??
*BRT smiles and winks as he removes the last of the splinters from his lower jaw*
 And no, BRT wont be helpful for this task, the beans need to stay dry at this point. Hay Myrrdin can we coat a couple of these beauties in chocolate?? HAy Finder, we got some choc in that kitchen??

:D




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 13, 2008, 08:30:42 pm
Scrambles around bushes

"Of course we can coat a few in chocolate."

Looks at BRT and moves the coffee beans to the far side away from BRT
"If you can't find a grinder we can always pound on them with a hammer and put them in a french press. Just don't forget the whiskey. Bushmills if you have it. If you don't I brought some. Oh, and don't bother waiting on the coffee just pour the whiskey in a coffee cup and it'll be good."

Sets whiskey by the other drinks and fills a coffee mug with it. Then studies the polar bear while having a swallow.

"How much does that need to cook?"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 14, 2008, 07:21:24 am
*reaching into the far depths of the cupboard, she grabs the machine that sat on Callahan's bar for many many years*

Oh yeah. I thought it was here.

*wiping it down, cleaning out all the bits and pieces she sits it on the counter*

Your perfect coffee maker is ready.. All coffees made exactly the way you want them.


*finds chocolate and puts it in fondue pot for nice smooth melting* 

Maybe I should get out some strawberries and apricots to go with the coffee beans.. 


Sorry Myrrdin - the floral stays...  It has a longer lifespan in this house - notice the flowers in the print are all poisonous?
Sssshh BRT doesn't know they aren't real.

 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 14, 2008, 08:05:04 am
*munch munch munch*

These flowers dont taste right... *not realizing that these particular flowers are silk*

(BRT knows better than to try the poisonous ones... they play havoc on the gastrointestinal system)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 14, 2008, 11:16:40 am
WHAT IS THAT DIVINE AROMA?!?Witchfinder,you absolute prince!!Look at the baking!!Is that Kona coffee??And whiskey?*pinches self repeatedly*And its not a dream?Passed out for awhile in the shrubbery and thought I was having the lovliest hallucinations ever,still can't believe its real!!
El,I had no idea you knew Callahan and the gang!!I always thought this place had kind of the same feel to it.Whoa.....is that.....the coffee maker??And they'll tell ya dreams don't come true!!Look at us...awesome friends,our dragons nearby,brilliant food and drink without any worries about hangovers or calories...what more could we want??Except PD2


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 15, 2008, 10:39:18 pm
Just don't mess with the settings on that grinder!
I've only read about how good the Irish Coffee out of that thing is. And I have always wanted to try it, I could do without the naked time travelers though.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 16, 2008, 01:48:02 am
it is indeed.  Spider dropped it off when he was in Halifax last.  Since coffee has never been the beverage of choice here at the club, well, I forgot about it. 

*scuffs toe in dirt*

Some of the associated effects aren't that bad.

*turns to look at naked time travellers*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 16, 2008, 09:31:29 am
All I have to say is thank god we dont have pole dancing dragons... hard enough to pay attention around here... and good grief the debauchery is amazing! muahahaha...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 16, 2008, 11:57:48 am
*nudges El and Myrddin*   Poor BRT must have made a wrong turn and found Lady Sally's instead,clearly never got over it.
Finder,are you sure Rach is alright??I don't know if my meds got mixed up or the shock of seeing her nearly become the BBQ is what knocked me out!!Holy Crap that girl is hard to keep up with.So El,*[body part]s head at time travellers*did you remember to ask for cash??Cuz I really wanna see where they pull it out of!?!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 16, 2008, 12:30:53 pm
I don't think BRT ever got into Lady Sally's though; at least not with that furniture eating habit he has now.  Which I suppose explains why he has never gotten over it.
*looks at time travellers out of the corner of his eye* maybe you should double check who it is before you start charging them. I don't want to upset the Finn and we already owe Callahan's family quite a bit already. Thinking of... you have already sprayed for cockroaches haven't you?
Where's your fireplace in here? I can start building the parabolic reflector for it if you haven't done it already.
*starts wandering around muttering puns under his breath in case Doc magically makes an appearance. Thinking it would be a grave matter if he wasn't ready.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 16, 2008, 10:53:19 pm
I think Doc stayed on Long Island,but we have Witchfinder,who is always on call for medical emergencies and so far refrains from punning.The dragons torch any vermin who try to infiltrate.I really wanna see where those dudes keep thier change,and if they object we have Rach and Mei P as bouncers extrordinaire.Boom knows some Meercats with an awesome bluegrass band.El rides herd on us all,and keeps the place running smoothly..with extreme force where necessary.There is a big fireplace in the library that hasn't seen much action while the weather's been so nice.I bet everyone would be thrilled if you wanted to build a parabolic reflector!!I for one find smashing things very theraputic,and tensions can only rise as we wait for the release of...you know.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 17, 2008, 03:50:34 am
*lifts head from her baked goods, and Irish coffee after hearing mentions of smashing things and possible bouncing duties*

WOW, no need for fashion in the future! *sheilds eyes from naked time travelers*

Was there a reference to 'Gilligans island' there?? Are we infiltrating something? Who, what, where??

Damm this is good whiskey!
*looks into her cup, steadies an involuntary head wobble, then winks at Myrrdin*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 17, 2008, 12:27:36 pm
*raises cup towards rach*
I'll start putting it together after I finish... HOLY SH**! did that cat just walk through the wall?
El, You should probably tell the dragons not to mess with that cat if it's who I think it is. And it's probably here for a coffee.
*Disregards cat allergies and goes over to cat. Begins trying to scratch it behind the ears.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 17, 2008, 01:17:18 pm
*Killer the Hellhound stirs in his sleep,nose twitching.One eye slowly opens*
Bwwwoooooooooo,Bwoooooooooooooooo
*clatter of claws on the floor and furniture overturning as Killer and BRT charge toward Myrrdin and Pixel(or is it Schroedinger's cat,they look so much alike)*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on October 17, 2008, 01:21:27 pm
*Boom decides its the perfect time to fix that old kareoke machine. Drags it out into the bar area from where it seems to have been kicked and puts on a super-duper tool belt*

Wow, its covered in dust and some kind of slime......yuck.

*pulls out handy-dandy wipes and cleans it up a bit before taking a really good look at it....fiddles with cords and wiring, nope thats not it....pulls up power cord and follows it for a few feet then discovers that it seems to be chewed up and smothered in bbq sauce. AH HAAAA!!!!! Problem found. Pulls out snips from belt and starts the work of repairing it.*

The Kareoke machine should be working just fine now.

*Starts to test it out and realizes there seems to be some kind of video camera hooked up to it. Fiddles with it a bit to get video camera to work and a video starts to play, Boom passes out in shock and horror*

*Moments later, Boom revives a bit and runs to the bar for a bucket of ice water and splashes cold water on her face*

I seem to have discovered why Brt stuffed Gog into the fridge, looks like Gog was trying to make his own music videos....

 I warn you the following link is very disturbing.


WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzUINBCmRC4

A cat comes flying by and crashes into the kareoke machine, howling in anger...Wow, where did that come from?



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 17, 2008, 01:58:35 pm
*Looks anxiously at the power cord... and resumes chewing the power ranger action figures*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 18, 2008, 01:40:53 pm
OMFG BOOM!!!!!Please,please put that tape where children and small animals can never find it!!!Its put me right off seafood.My eyes hurt.I know you warned us,but who could have expected that!!
but what I really want to know,Mr.BRT*crosses arms and fixes BRT with a withering stare*is,if Gog was in the fridge...what the hell did you do with Johnny and Orlando!?!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 18, 2008, 02:16:38 pm
*looks around warily*
Is it safe to come in?
*spots naked time travellers*
OMG I though Disney was surreal  need more alcohol tho that coffee sure smells goooooood
*goes and sits next to BRT, hands him some Disney princesses'*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 18, 2008, 03:47:57 pm
*crowd of women surround BRT demanding answers*

Exactly!!! *points at bard*  Answer her.  Johnny and Orlando!!  Where are they?  What did you do with them.  *pointing at BRT*  If you have harmed so much as a hair on their heads, those princesses are not going to have a happy ever after and neither will you!! *shaking fists in BRT's direction*

*Crowd starts to get unruly*

Hang on folks! 

*walks to medicine cupboard and turns on gas jets to loose nitrous into the house*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 18, 2008, 05:28:46 pm
*HACK!!! Out comes the Disney Princess hair...*

Ummm... ummm... They crawled in there... I swear!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: DivineDragoon on October 18, 2008, 05:39:39 pm
Well hopefully I will be around when it comes out.

*looks around nervously*

Um Hi, anyone remember me?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 18, 2008, 05:48:20 pm
Can't say as I do, but really, at no point in time do i recognize more than 2 or 3 people here. Between the drugs, the alcohol, the depression and chaos...  I'm lucky to know where I am...

*looks shocked at her own words*

Uhhh? was that truth gas, instead of nitrous?

Not the princesses BRT... We don't care about them. 
Johnny and Orlando??  THEY aren't in there are they?

*fetches big knife from under skirt*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 18, 2008, 07:39:04 pm
*contemplates what else El has tied up under there, and decides perhaps it is better not to know*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 18, 2008, 07:39:21 pm
*watches el, pull the knife from her skirt*
Hehe..that's it girl give him hell!!

*wipes the last of the baked goods from her lips, and sips the last of the coffee from her cup*

Hay, Orlando's dating an Aussie underwear model, go Aussie's! But that's not the point. I think someone was a bit jealous, and wanted to stay surrounded by chicks *winks a BRT*

Hay BRT you better answer them, there are only so many Matel toys you can eat untill....well, untill you run out.

Boom!! Nice work on the Kareoke Machine...now where's that play list....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 18, 2008, 07:44:53 pm
*Looks at Karaoke Machine and flees over the bushes.*
It burns us. It burns us.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 19, 2008, 05:48:38 pm
Sorry DivineDragoon.  I hope that we haven't offended you. Seems the gas was the wrong one.   It has been a while... coffee?

We still have a pastry buffet going on if you want. And we may have to slice BRT open to get johnny and orlando.  Hang around.

*offers up plate of goodies and points to the coffee machine*

Did that Kareoke machine short circuit or has Myrrdin been here before when we had it going? 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on October 19, 2008, 09:56:49 pm
El, has anyone checked brt's toybox....and does anyone know where he keeps it? It has to be around here somewhere...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 19, 2008, 10:08:38 pm
*Peers at effigy of Orlando*

I dona have them no where! You cant have them!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on October 21, 2008, 03:12:43 pm
Finder wanders in looking wrecked

Damn, that was one hell of a weekend, anyone got the number of alcoholics anonymous, I think I need to book some of my family in for treatment.

Looks round the room, See's BRT looking guilty about something again... Rach still eating cake and drinking coffee, and el still waving a knife around.

Okay, I am not going to ask, but do me a favour el, put the knife down, it's not clever and it's not the best look for you, As for you rach, will you please stop encouraging people to carry sharp objects, there are some in here that should be allowed nothing sharper than a crayon. Looks pointedly at BRT

And can someone please tell my why myrrden is hiding in the bushes muttering about something burning...... Yes Rach, In answer to that look on your face I will bake more cakes, and yes El, I have brought blue mountain coffee beans, that is what you can smell.

See's boom in corner, searching what looks like a toy box, Boom whatever you think Brt has taken, you wont find it in there, that toy box is Killers, and trust me you don't want to see what a hell hound keeps in it's toy box.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 21, 2008, 10:22:08 pm
*AAAACCCHOOOOO*

BRT sick... me go sleep now

*starts gnawing on nearest couch*

(comfort food lmao)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: DivineDragoon on October 21, 2008, 11:13:16 pm
*Machine gun fire is heard in the background*

Nah thats fine I was just mopping up.

*Pulls pin and throws grenade behind him and many zealous dragon haters roast in the explosion. Then proceeds to face el with the 2 m-16s laying strapped to he chest hanging loosely.*

Thanks I could use a coffee. Looks like the only one here I know is BRT,the other three I know seem to be absent. Oh well. Also did someone mention Kareoke? I love Kareoke. Well hopefully I will see you all around more.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 22, 2008, 02:50:18 am
*waiting..waiting...waiting..waiting for oven to 'Ding'*
Is it done yet Finder?
Is it done yet?
What about now?
C'mon, are they ready yet?
*pushes face REALLY close to the oven window watching baked goods SLOWLY rise*

And what do you mean, ENCOURAGE?? Haven't you seen the stash behind the bar? These 30inch blades are nothing compared to that armoury
*takes out knife and slices the air in-front of her, oxygen molecules split and tiny sparks appear from nowhere*

WOH, HO, HO, Divine!! Nice travel pack you got there..You wanna play, who are your 'friends'?
*flashes trench coat open exposing various traditional Aussie assult weaponry*
I need something to distract me from those baked goods.... taking FOREVER!!
*peers at oven just in-case it 'Dinged'

Hmmm.... *flicks through Karaoke book* Hay have we got Cher's Turn back time? Makes me wish we still had back goods ready to eat....

*peers back over to oven just in-case...*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on October 22, 2008, 06:51:03 am
*boom boom tick tick boom* Neko does a little dance in the corner. She's trying not to think about the Number Picking Game but it's not working...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 22, 2008, 07:01:56 am
*looks at Neko and wonders if she is dancing to the Fresh Prince or the sounds of Divine's granades, however she claps to the beat watchin Neko get her groove on, shaking her booty*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 22, 2008, 12:27:54 pm
*sidles up to El and whispers*
Do you think kareoke is the best idea with all these heavily armed people high on sugar and jittery with caffeine?Every time I've ever been to kareoke,I've wanted to shoot at least one person...sober and in a good mood.
*shouts to Boom*
Any luck??They didn't just disappear without a trace...unless??Eyes BRT suspiciously...he wouldn't...would he?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 22, 2008, 12:38:39 pm
IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT SO SEXY IT HURTS!!!

Oh god someone tranq BRT again, he has got into the drugs...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on October 22, 2008, 01:05:56 pm
Slips up behind BRT and rams the needle of the syringe in to his butt, one quick squeeze of the plunger and BRT is sleeping like a baby.

"Oh the joy of powerfull sedatives", Lays Brt on a couch and covers with a blanket. "Have a good sleep old son."

Hears a ding from the kitchen and just manages to beat rach to the oven, Flicks rach with a Tea towel and chases her out of the kitchen. "Rach, they have to cool a bit first, now out............ I promise you the first slice, just behave, Oh and please stop encoregin people to carry assult weapons, this is a nice friendly club and we try to avoid violence, well except occasionally with the potato gun, and trust me the rocket powered potato gun is something to be seen."

"Divine, put the armoury away please, otherwise we will have to have a game of my angle grinder can beat your gun, and as those are M16's your packing You might lose."

"Bard, I think we will be okay, the Karaoke machine is never going to work, not after that last grenade of Divine's."

Watches as something slimy reaches out of Killers toy box and grabs boom, after a short tussle Boom manages to slam the lid shut. Finder heads back to kitchen to sort out the cakes and grind some blue mountain coffee.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on October 22, 2008, 02:56:49 pm
HH'AND IIIIIIII-eee-IIII, WILL AL-a-WAYS, LOVE YOU-HOOOOOOOOOIIIIII WILL ALWAYS, LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU....my darling youuuuu ......*mumble mumble*


DO A LITTLE DANCE, MAKE A LITTLE LURVE, HAVE FUN TONIGHT WOO!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 22, 2008, 03:45:14 pm
*takes Neko by the hand and gently leads her away*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on October 23, 2008, 01:41:33 pm
Passes T&E a sedative as he passes. "Here slip Neko that, It will calm her down a bit and hopefully, she will quieten a little"

Hands rach a large slab of alcohol soaked fruit cake. Rach, this is what I am thinking of doing for my Christmas cake what do you think. Pases rach a blue mountain coffee with brandy.

Throws killer a slice of cake then ducks as a whirlwhind blasts in through the door. Watches as Galaxy dances like a dervish across the floor. "Damn, I think she has been on the meds again."

Passes Galaxy a slice of cake and makes her a cup of tea. (how could she not like coffee.)



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 23, 2008, 02:01:34 pm
Sorry - been a little distracted lately. 

Have you noticed that things are weird around here?
And people are leaving all over the place? 

here bard....

*walks over and places BRT against kitchen counter and does huge jump kick at his back - performing Heimlich maneuver causing BRT to choke up Johnny and Orlando who look like BRT's breakfast.  They run screaming away from a chorus of* 

"Come back here" "you need a shower"  "we have soft towels and massage oils"..  "Johnnyyyyyyy"  "Oooooorlando"

I mean really.  Is it just me?

*grabs handful of baked goods and calming Jasmine tea*

I liked it Neko.  good job.... *pats Neko on shoulder*


I thought that thing was never going to work again - what with being blown up and all...

psst - Rach - kill it before BRT and Neko wake up


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 23, 2008, 03:00:58 pm
*sadly watches the last glimpse of Johnny and Orlando's behinds vanishing into the distance*
Yeah,I know what you mean,El.Something is in the air aside from lingering whiffs of Gog.Something just feels...wrong.
*whispers*For a minute,I thought it might be Neko's singing...but I'm afraid it could be worse than that.Any ideas??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 23, 2008, 04:16:06 pm
Hmmmmmmmmn I know what you mean  :green sad:

*sighs*

Global recession?  The come down after much craziness? Lull before the storm?

*hugs herself and shivers*

Should we send the dragons back after Mr Depp and Mr Bloom?

*sighs*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on October 23, 2008, 04:19:42 pm
Neko pats around on the floor a bit and finds BRT's tail. She starts to sing....

How do I live without youuu? I want to know, How do I breathe without you...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 23, 2008, 04:29:13 pm
*pats Neko's back as drugs take over*  it's okay.


No T&E. I think after their experience, Johnny and Orlando would not survive being kidnapped by dragons...
they'd be of no use to us at all, wrecks of their former selves.


Maybe it's the full moon?

Do you think unhappiness is catching?  WE may have to distribute the pharmaceuticals a bit father than the club...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 23, 2008, 10:03:54 pm
*looks up from the bomb pack he is attaching to a Pavlovian trained rat*
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? NO, I CAN"T HEAR ANYTHING! I PUNCTURED MY EARDRUMS TO STOP THE HORRIBLE NOISE!
*Let's rat down onto ground and punts it towards karaoke machine*
I'M WORKING ON A SOLUTION THOUGH!
*Watches rat scurry to front of karaoke machine and thumbs bomb trigger*
I HOPE THIS WORKS!
*smiles and climbs out of bushes as rat and karaoke machine go flying multiple directions*
EL, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER IRISH COFFEE?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on October 24, 2008, 04:26:29 am
Hands Witchfinder empty mug

Ok, nice cup of tea.  But now I want to try that alcoholic cake and some more cocktails. 

Dances across the kitchen and falls to the floor.  Picks herself up and looks around.  Spots BRT's foot sticking out from under the kitchen table where he is lying unconcious.

What's up with him this time?  Drunk, indigestion or drugs?  Or all three?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 24, 2008, 05:24:28 am
*slips myrrdin recipe for ultra secret home made bomb concontion*

Thanks... 


"Prods BRT with foot"

All three Galaxy, but it could be worse. A number of people wanted him dead for the johnny and orlando for brunch thing, so the singing probably was a good defense.  We they all had to back off when it started and Finder got the sedative into him.  Saving his life...




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on October 24, 2008, 05:34:36 am
Looks at Finder with a mixed expression of shock and disappointment on her face.

"You sedated Brt?!  But he's much more entertaining when he's awake!"

Takes a big bite of experimental Christmas cake and prods Brt hopefully with her foot.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 24, 2008, 07:49:57 am
*SNIFF SNIFF*

mmm cake...

NOM NOM NOM

El dear, could you get me some cider?

*spots the elf in the corner, considers how he would taste with cake and cider*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 24, 2008, 08:30:38 am
OI! BACK OFF THAT ELF BRT!!!
*deploys dual hunting knives from her shoulder harness and steadies herself in crouching tiger position*

Leave the Fairy folk be....
*grits teeth and prepares for attack impact*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 24, 2008, 08:35:50 am

!!!  CIDER for everyone - punch bowl on the table!!!

*Gives BRT long sippy straw and puts other end in the bowl*

Rach dear,  ours is over here on the bar..  The fairy folk are capable of taking care of themselves and if you look closely - you can see he is a garden gnome. concrete.... 

But I love the fast reaction. Can you show me that quick draw?

 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 24, 2008, 08:46:29 am
*relaxes her jaw, slowly returns to the standing position and returns the knives to their holsters*
Hmm...
* glances towards the bar..walks over and taps the concrete gnome with her knuckle*
Sorry about that BRT, The People can look after themselves, however an extra blade hand here and there never goes astray.

Oh my..clearly sugar rush from those delightful cakes...Haha..I swear I could have seen it wandering around earlier.
*scoops a cup of cider from the table*

Mmm..delish!
Love this homemade cider el!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 24, 2008, 01:53:05 pm
*KNOCK KNOCK CRUNCH!!!*

MMM MMM MMM Kinda Chalky...  What... wait... Dr McDreamy? Were did you come from? You want me to eat you? But but...

*low whisper*

I dont know if el would like that very much she took away johnny and orlando... but you REALLY want to be eaten? Well if you say so...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 24, 2008, 05:45:40 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*pulls hair*

Not Dr McDreamy

Someone stop BRT quick!!!!

*flings herself in front of Dr McDreamy*

*changes her mind and flings herself on top of Dr McDreamy*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 24, 2008, 07:37:27 pm
Well...  Someone was quicker/luckier than the rest of us...


Stop BRT - We have the tranqs and we know how to use them.
Step away from the prone bodies...


T&E looks traumatized, don't you think?
Maybe Finder can surgically remove her from Dr McDreamy and sedate her too. 

The Dr looks like he will survive with minimal therapy.  Maybe a hot foaming bath with soft towels?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 25, 2008, 12:15:05 pm
No way  :red angry:

He's mine all mine, as much as I love you guys, blood will be spilt if you come anywhere near my Dr McDreamy  :red angry:  :red angry:

However foaming baths and soft towels sounds verrry good right now.

*shouts*

HOT TUB ANYONE?

Get one of the dragons to heat it up quick smart! I'm willing to share!

*looks down at Dr McDreamy*

Think I'll need help with soaping this one down, don't think he's coped to well having a rather curvaceous lady land on him  :silver wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 25, 2008, 01:14:05 pm
If he can't handle one of us landing on him, I'm afraid that sharing will be out of the question   *imagines broken wreck of a man*

You caught him...

*goes back to baked goods buffet and lots of cider*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on October 25, 2008, 03:05:20 pm
Wanders past whistling, unholsters tranq gun and pop's one in to T&E's rear end as he passes, re holsters tranq gun and wanders towards kitchen as if nothing has happened. grabs myrrdin as he passes. Right lets have a look at those ears. Checks Myrrdin's ears ho hum, no wonder that you can't hear very well stand still a moment. Manages to remove the earplugs that Myrrdin had rammed deep. hmm, that should help.


Walks back over and removes a sleeping T&E from Dr McDreamy, lays T&E on the only couch that Brt has not chewed and picks Dr McDreamy off the floor and decides to remove temptation. Whistles.......Char, drop this off somewhere safe please. Watches as the dragon gently lifts Dr McDreamy and flys off.

passes galaxy a large slice of cake. Nice to see someone behaving round here, Well almost.Takes pliers out of Galaxys hand. no Galaxy, I am sure that BRT wants to keep all his teeth, and that is not a good way to wake him up.




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 25, 2008, 06:06:51 pm
*opens and closes jaw a few times while twisting finger in ear*
THANKS... wow, that's loud... uh... thanks, Witchfinder. Why is BRT eating a lawn gnome? Did  El run out of furniture to gnaw on?
El, this is good cider.
Can I get a slice of cake?
*kicks an offending piece of karaoke machine towards the bushes on way to grab cake*
Never have been able to stand those things since the last time Lucivar and I flew to Japan.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 25, 2008, 10:35:32 pm
Well, thats a bit dissapointing, no Dr Mc Dreamy, Jonny or Orlando.
The Karaeoke machine is blown to hell and there are people passed out all over the place.

*Pauses to realise this has been quite an eventful and successful party*

At least you can hear now Myrrdin :D

This cider and the baked good are pretty good but I need something to rock my socks off.
*considers going for a ride with Mei P..*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on October 26, 2008, 05:12:13 am
Ralf peeks through window, considers the ethical dilemma associated with boarding the door shut, hanging an "Osama lives here!" sign on the door and looking up the number of the local UAV.
Decides to have a closer look

Flings the door open, strolls across the room, brushes a piece of exploded rat off a half chewed sofa and sits with his back against the wall.

Looks around the room before stopping at el.

raises one eyebrow.


And I suppose you're responsible for all this?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 26, 2008, 05:42:14 am
well, no.... how far back do you want to go?
Because if you mean I started the club
well yes.. but it isn't my fault
because you see..
like, the par.. piece of paper started it
And it drove us crazy and depressed
and we needed something to help us get through that
so then there was the drugs and alcohol
and that was very nice

*big deep breath*

but then things changed again
with the coming of PD2
anxiety about the slowness
adrenaline because there was a new game
and fear because no one knew anything
so we fell back on what works
drugs, alcohol and FOOD
which is always nice and we get organic
which is very environmentally friendly
And we have had some great parties

 *big deep breath*

we perform a community service
keeping BRT occupied and
Rach busy so she isn't wrecking havoc
on other threads
and people need to let off steam once in a while
did I mention
the clubhouse was picked up and MOVED?
do you know how traumatic that is?

*big deep breath*


Yeah - So?
Want to make something of it?



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 26, 2008, 06:19:04 am
*Looks up from strapping on her dragon harness and eyeballs Ralf as he walks in, assess the situation and proclaims himself as the official "Chaos Control Agent"*

*turns to el*

What do you mean "....Rach busy so she isn't wrecking havoc on other threads" *eyebrow cocked*

Well then...humph...Until the others wake from their tranq' induced coma's, and Myrrdin does something about the shrapnel left from the rats and karaoke machine, I'm going for a spin, flip and maybe a flick or two on Mei P'. My adrenaline count is low.

*whistles for Mei P', hooks up her harness and...*

Hay el, you need me to pick up anything while I'm out?
 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 26, 2008, 06:10:39 pm
BRT is sorry... he attacked a dragon with same name and picture and took that dragons gold... but why did he want to masquerade as BRTs victim? bad bad dragon made BRT think it was his real target... Now he is leetle pieces of meat in BRT's teeth.

*COUGH* Here you can have doctor mcdreamies finger back... I think I am going to go sulk over here on the... the... half sofa?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 26, 2008, 06:16:24 pm

Booze and band-aids Rach... the usual

and no offense....

We like the lessons with lethal weapons.  We enjoy the destruction....
Keeps us on our toes and allows us to keep finder in practice.  It is all good.

*hope it is, because Rach still have the two knives and some wmd*

FINDER...
BRT's hallucinating again.... 




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on October 26, 2008, 07:28:22 pm
Actually yes I do.

Walks over to the bar and places a large suitcase on it. Flips the lid to reveal several bags of pretty coloured tablets; 5 vials of holy water; a crucifix; Blade weapons made for a variety of materials including Iron impregnated Witchwood, Silver and good old fashion Damascene steel; the registration papers for a Dragon Fire II Mobile Mortar; and several Dark Chocolate Mud Muffins.


Any body interested in a little bit of commerce?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 26, 2008, 08:07:24 pm
MMM MUFFINS!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 27, 2008, 01:22:18 am
*leans over Ralf's suitcase,trying to keep a poker face,but unable to disguise the gleam in her eye.Rests chin in hand looking thoughtful while surreptitoulsly dabbing a bit of drool from the corner of her mouth*
So,ah,what kind of prices are we talking here,Mr.....Ralf was it?
*leans back against El,whispers out of the side of her face*
Holy crap,El...its almost like he knows us!I'd give my left arm for that witchwood dagger!!Look at the inlay...amazing work.Not as big as yours or Rach's,but impressive and so beautiful.I must have it!!!Clearly,the man knows his muffins,too.A sharp one this....we'll need all our wits and caution for this deal.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 27, 2008, 03:00:08 am
*wakes, yawns & stretches*

Hmmmmn I needed that kip, I had such a fab dream

*starts*

Hey where's Dr McDreamy??? What the !! What happened???

*spies Finder whistling nonchalantly *  :green angry:

Hmmmn

*spots McDreamy's finger on the floor covered in BRT drool*


*sighs and wanders over to the crowd surrounding the tall dark handsome stranger at the bar*

oooooooh muffins

*searches pockets for her assassins pouch *

I know I have it somewhere.

Ah hah! I have gold, name your price stranger  :gold teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on October 27, 2008, 04:29:38 am
Gold?

Ponders

Hmmmmm that's an idea...I was thinking souls

Scratches head, pulls out phone and checks exchange rate.

It would appear your earthly currency is worth jack these days. What else you got?

By the way if the overgrown puppy dog drools on the muffins consider them sold.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 27, 2008, 05:23:53 am

oh oh..............

I don't think we are equipped to deal with this. Our souls are in pretty tattered states....
what with the chemical dependancies, depressions and adrenaline junkies ..

well..  you might as well be blowing up a stocked lake with dynamite..

*backs up*
*pushes the entranced bard back and trips T&E on her way for muffins*


Oh yeah - and the drooling dog isn't ours - he pays his own way. Take him and walk out.
Find a real challenge...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 27, 2008, 10:19:41 am
Wait,wait,wait EL!I really really want that knife!!
Souls,you say?Hmmmm...well I'm still kinda using this one.Does it have to be our own?Would you consider some sort of time share?I don't really
need it much on PMS days,and I know of a couple of squirrel souls with very low mileage......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 27, 2008, 10:26:33 am
Will Johnny and Orlando's souls be suitable? *Peers at them intently*

you know in exchange for the yummy muffins?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 27, 2008, 11:33:01 am
*as the wheeling and dealing starts, el slips off to the library to hide uh - to plot how to get rid of this handsome, dangerous stranger, but get her hands on that Dragon Fire Mobile II while keeping her soul to herself*

here they are....

*flips pages frantically* 

D... de.. deals with the devil...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabolical_pact
not too much useful there...


T.. tr.. trading souls...  stupid books....
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/satan-trading-for-souls-on-craigslist/

*moan... *

Oh joy... looks like love and peace are our only tools.
Damn.. I wanted that rocket launcher........

*sits in chair in dark corner steeling her nerve to go out into the fray*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on October 27, 2008, 01:27:58 pm
With suitcase half closed Ralf stops

Whats that you say? Squirrels? hmmmmm

Dials phone again "You interested in squirrels?....Yeah it's either that or some chewed up actors....It would appear someone's gotten here before us....Some guy called Craig?....Truly evil you say?....Going to take over the world once everyone is addicted to Facebook apps?....interesting style, I like it. So what about the squirrels?....Hang on let me check." Places phone against shoulder...

These Squirrels, they have a full service history?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 27, 2008, 01:34:15 pm
*comes out of library to see wheeling and dealing taking place. *

We have full service history and photos....  we can throw in a broken hell hound too, if you want, but I think his soul is already taken.. 

*sees stricken faces*  oh yeah.. *sigh* but we *choke* love him... so maybe not.


If we hand the squirrels over, what do we get?  We'd like the contents of the briefcase.. all of it.  It's a big sacrifice on our parts you know....



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on October 27, 2008, 01:46:00 pm
Flips through papers....

Hang on, you wouldn't be trying to pull something here? Most of these just look like photocopies of the first one....

raises eyebrow....while right thumb types in longitude and latitude on the phone


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 27, 2008, 02:17:46 pm
*hides cloning kit behind back*

NO! They are all original!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 27, 2008, 03:12:53 pm
Take the squirrels please and thank you.  Rach will be back any minute and she has....

umm.. well, she's enthusiastic with her weaponry...

and the results are often.. well random and chaotic.  Mess your suit up chaotic... 

Take the squirrels, leave the briefcase
and I advise that you get out before she finds out you have weapons that she doesn't have...

Not in a bad way... not threatening you understand...  kind of warning...
like beware of... warnings..

*listens for MP's wings and wishes she'd learned how to use the latest faery technology*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on October 27, 2008, 04:39:13 pm
Pahhh A fairy, what are they gonna do?

Tell you what. The Witchwood Dagger for the original squirrel, If you can scrounge a Catherine Zeta Jones from somewhere you can have the Muffins...If it's a pre Michael Douglas model I'll even chuck in the Dragon Fire.

Off in the distance can be heard the faint sound of something disturbing the air. Is that that the flapping of dragon wings or is it the hum of a 950 horse power turboprop honeywell engine. Who knows.  ;)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 27, 2008, 05:04:30 pm
My apologies....
Rach isn't a faery - although she is a strong defender of the folk.. 

but..  I suppose there is no real description for a dragon riding aussie with a love of gator fighting, roo hunting and shiny blades and other implements of destruction..

She does have access to the faery technology though, thought controlled bluetooth something....

*House starts to vibrate*

She went out on a booze run and should be back - soon....

*steps back from tall, handsome mysterious stranger and herds rest of group to the far wall, away from the door*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on October 27, 2008, 05:33:14 pm
I take it your not interested then?

Closes the suitcase, taps the top twice and places it down in front of the bar. Walks to the door.

Seeya round people. All around...

Walks out the door and flips the Osama Sign. Notices the MQ-9 Reaper in the distance.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 28, 2008, 01:59:18 am
*Mei P flies in from the distance with 1 tone bags full of liquor (and a couple of boxes of band-aides) strapped to both sides of her body to equalise the ride and sees a strange, tall, dark and hansom fellow leaving the clubhouse with a briefcase, the man stops and places a sign above the entrance and watches her flying in*

*Mei P' pulls back hard in reverse flaps to maintain her balance and sure footed landing, the trees bend to the winds fury and the roof of the clubhouse rattles as if it has been jolted from its slumber by thunderous bolts of lightning. The man grabs at his hat and pulls his briefcase close to his chest*

*Mei P lands, blocking the strangers path, lowers herself and takes a close look at the stranger, her breath melting his 5 O'clock shadow. An ear piercing whistle shatters the moment and the stranger pulls at his ears and Mei P' backs up and turns to her Master. A slender figure emerges from the shadows, two glints of sliver appear from either side of her waist and her hair flicks in the wind like a pack of blood thirsty wolves bickering for the last morsel of flesh on a decaying carcass*

Well, well, well. I hear someone has been trying to trade souls for replica items, And I'm not referring to the squirrels as replicas. I was trying to contact El, about how much Grog to bring back when I realised my fairy com must have fallen from my pocket during that last round of cider. I reversed the transmition using Mei P' bluetooth just in-case it was mentioned in conversation. But something ELSE has indeed been mentioned

As I understand it, you were looking to scrap what's left of these people debilitated spirits.

Didn't you realise Stranger, that PD already owns them??!!
And when Craig finds out that YOU have been trying to cut in on his stash of batter souls, I imagine he wont be pleased. These souls are spoken for and no amount of choc mud muffins, witchwood or imported prescription drug can change that.

*Raises her right hand to reach behind her head, the Stranger follows her arm with his eyes anticipating a weapon. Rach grabs for the briefcase with her left hand, taking the stranger by surprise and flings it towards Mei 'P who swallows it instantly incinerating the contents and transmuting the energy to her fiery gullet*

*Rach lowers her head, revealing the crocodile teeth necklace fumbling around her thumb and forefinger and smiles a dangerous smile*
Now stranger, where exactly were you headed with that Osama sign?

 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 28, 2008, 02:08:33 am
that's our girl....

*starts clearing up debris and putting water on to boil for tea*

Who's on bartender duty?  Maybe Ralf would like a drink?  I imagine he is not getting a promotion soon.

*starts polishing the coffee machine while dreaming fondly of Dragon Fire Mobile II*

I wonder if the other dragons had fun with the MQ-9 Reaper thingie.  The fireworks were kind of spectacular...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 28, 2008, 02:29:15 am
*wonders how well squirrels will work as bomb carriers*
Hey El, can I have a couple o squirrels to go along with that recipe you gave me?
I'll try them out in the Parabolic Fireplace first.
Do you have any other Karaoke machines about?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on October 28, 2008, 03:16:50 am
Finally somebody around here has offered me a drink!

looks at the sign.

Oh this? This was for Cathy, she was asking directions and I thought I'd help her out. What's that?...Obama?...Oh honest mistake.

Grins weekly and walks back into club house. Passing Mei P he notices a small piece of state of the art, unmanned aircraft stuck between her teeth and wipes away a tear. I loved that Reaper

Dark Ale please. Squirrels should work Myrrdin. I wouldn't try bats that's been tried before, I'm sure el has a book on Project X-Ray (http://www.defensetech.org/archives/001580.html) in her library somewhere. look it up sometime.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 28, 2008, 05:59:17 am
Glad you changed your mind Ralf....that way of life can only lead to trouble, and you being in it.

*Rach whistles for Mei P' to take the stock around to the back door, closest to the alcohol cellar and gets her to floss her teeth, rust can be bad for dragon gums*

OI! Who's going to help me unload this stuff....
I wasn't sure what to get..So.. I got...

Rum, 3 types, white, dark and pirate flavoured
Whisky, aged and Scottish..possible royal blood line
Vodka, fruity, saphire, and Russian
absinthe...fire proof..I mean 80% proof.
White & Red wines, Aussie, French, Spanish and Italian...Nonna pressed is the best.
Beer..German, Mexican, and Austrian
Bourbon...American...Couldn't find John Wayne flavoured
Tequila..Mexican and full of the biggest cactus worms you've ever seen

I even had time to stop by Cuba and pick up some cigars...hand rolled and contain a 'special' filling..and NO its not sugar....hehehe

The other sack is Full of mixers, cokes, lemonaides, bitters, cordials, more cocktail shakers- Titanium coated after BRT went through the last ones like they were fairy floss. There is also plenty of cherries, olives, pickled onions and tiny drink umbrellas and monkeys.





Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 28, 2008, 07:26:10 am
BRT COOK!!! BRT COOK!!!

*throws squirrels into pot of boiling water, adds a little diced dignity, dashes in some lost hope for an early PD2 release, a spare sofa leg, one finger of a shattered McDreamy...*

MMM MMM This will be tasty! *gingerly sprinkles some powdered lawn gnome interspersed with the terrified scream of one Orlando Bloom, who is pinned to the kitchen wall with Rachs daggers...*

*WWWHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHH!!!*  A little fire... and... Perfecto! BRT Surprise!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 28, 2008, 07:47:40 am
*Finishes unpacking the grog and walksover to the sofa couch to get her fairy com, and is happy to see NO teeth marks*
Phew...BRT didn't find it!

*looks down to find daggers missing from her croc leather pouch that lays open beside the couch*

Hay, has anyone seen where my daggers went??

*walks over to the kitchen trying to pinpoint a repulsive smell in the air*

OMG! ORLANDO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRT...What have you done?!

I'll have too re-sharpen ALL my daggers!! Those sharpening stones don't grow on trees you know.

*walks over to the kitchen wall uses her foot as leverage and removes daggers that are suspending Orlando, he flumps to the floor as a broken wretch of a man. Wiping the plasterboard from the daggers, she grabs a bottle of tiquila, a couple of organic lemons and the salt shaker and mummbles something about getting more sharpening stones from the active volcanoes of Hawaii*

Hay Myrrdin... would you of happened to bring any sharpening stones with you??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on October 28, 2008, 01:16:04 pm
I don't think so, rach. Let me see if i left one in Lucivar's harness though.
*Walks out past the bushes and ponders the consequences of not finding a sharpening stone or two*
Hey rach, I couldn't find one in the harness, but Lucivar was polishing his fangs with this big chunk. You could probably break it down into some more usable pieces.
*heaves a small boulder onto the counter* THUMP!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 29, 2008, 02:55:10 am
*watches Mydrrin place the boulder on the counter and her eyes widden*

Hmm...I dont think Lucivar would appreciate me breaking off a piece, this will do, thank you.

*Lifts the rock with ease and holds it towards the rays of sunshine peeking through the kitchen curtains. Rach admires the specles of blue, grey and geen in the rock, pours a bowl of water from the kitchen and places the bowl, daggers and rock on the bar and starts to sharpen and sings to the tune of "she'll becoming round the mountain"*

She'll be stabbing at the juggular when she stabs,
She'll be stabbing at the juggular when she stabs,
She'll be stabbing at the juggular,
Stabbing at the juggular,
Stabbing at the juggular when she stabs...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on October 29, 2008, 03:18:28 am
maybe we could do that outside, maybe, Rach?

With BRT cooking and squirrely bombs being built, I think the knife sharpening could move to the porch...

And Mydrrin, the squirrels - outside too please....

And BRT - take your surprise out there too - but away from the explosives.  Eating on the porch is nice this time of day...

*Grabs broom and sweeps up wreck of a former man, debris from BRT's cooking, pile of dead bats and accumulated dirt from all those shoes all*

It isn't usually this quiet around here Ralf.  Sorry.  So tell me, how did you get into the soul trading racket?

*pours vodka and berries into blender* 

Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*pours large glass full, adds straw, umbrella and 2 monkeys*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 29, 2008, 03:48:33 am
*Looks up at el, lifts feet as she sweeps around and under them, checks the bottom of her shoes*

Sorry 'bout that el, I didn't realise the mess with BRT cooking and all...
*grabs rock, blades, taquila, lemons, salt shaker, shot glasses and heads for the porch...*

*turns to Mydrrin in casual conversation* So Mydrrin did you have any luck with those suicidal squirral bombers? Wanna have some taquila shots?



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 29, 2008, 01:49:34 pm
*wanders over to Rach*

Did someone mention Tequila? need a hand? I'm a certified worm chewer none of this nampy pamby swallow it quick kind of Tequila girl.  :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 29, 2008, 06:07:01 pm
Many Hands make light work T&E, grab another bottle
*points to the one with the biggest, juicest worm*

I got enough glasses, lemons and salt....
*fummbles with the armload of stuff*
Could you grab the door?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Boom on October 29, 2008, 06:12:51 pm
slips on silver heels and clicks them together quickly

"....theres no place like home...theres no place like home"

ok, this really works in the movies...hmmm, I need a "toto"....

*looks around for killer....where did that stupid dog go?*

El, could you fix me one of those extra wine thingys you do....sigh






Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on October 29, 2008, 09:03:31 pm
Sing with BRT!!! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ9ZcKOYDh0

LIKE A VIRGIN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!!! LIKE A VIIIIRGIN!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 29, 2008, 09:40:29 pm
Good lord..what is that racket!!Myrddin,are those squirrels ready to go yet?I've heard something worse than Karaoke...BRT!!BRT!!!Stop dancing to that...the clubhouse is moving around and my eyes will bleed if I have to watch anymore!!
*waves to El,Ralf and Boom at the bar and goes outside to help Rach and T&E*
No thanks,guys*waves away tequila with a shudder*I have a nice civilized scotch.*picks up one of Rach's daggers,wets a piece of stone and begins working the edge to a razor sharpness.*So ah,Rach...is Mei P around?No,no particular reason,I think I'll just wander over and check on her for you.
*finds Mei P. dozing in the sun on a large rock outcropping...looking guiltily over her shoulder bard scuffs around the droppings below,kicking the odd roo femur and croc skull off to the side.*The dagger,my beautiful dagger...it has to work its way through at some point.Ooooh there's a crappy pun...where is it,where,where,where??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 30, 2008, 12:32:21 am
*Pours herself and T&E another shot and looks over towards Bard*
No prob's bard, be carefull, she spooks easily....
*Watches bard head off in Mei P's directions and notices a twinkle of light and concludes it must of been that last shot of tequila hitting the nerves totally unaware of Bard's intentions*

Bard is such a good friend dont you think T&E?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on October 30, 2008, 11:18:26 am
 :gold sad: RACH!!!How could you think such a thing?!?  :gold sad:
Poking around in M Pei poo is one thing!I would never,never poke around in M Pei proper!!!!!
Its hopeless anyway,she's digested all but a bit of iron inlay,dammit!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on October 30, 2008, 02:36:34 pm
* gives Bard a hug *  Awwwwwwwwwww Bard you must have really wanted that knife!!!! I wouldn't go anywhere my girl's poo *shudders* without donning chemical protection suits.  Dragon manure could meet any Goverment targets for renewable energy.  Who needs Nuclear reactors when this stuff *points a smoldering dragon dung* burns hole through solid rock?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on October 30, 2008, 04:31:29 pm
*slams down a shot, and sucks a lemon making a cat bum face*

ahh...well, Bard sorry about that with the witchwood knife.
*gets up and walks to the clubhouse, enters to find the crew at the bar, watching brt sing and dance with a pot on his head*
Hay Ralf can I speak to you for a minute...
*Ralf looks suspicious, but decides to get up and walk towards Rach for a private chat*

I know Bard really liked that witchwood knife....Is it possible to get another one for her, cause I wanted to get her a present, she was pretty upset over the whole thing, even going through Mei P's poo incase in followed through....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 02, 2008, 04:38:41 pm
Very nice idea Rach..

Not just for bard, who now needs to be hosed down, but if you have access to some of those knives and a few other things, Ralf
... without the trading souls bit, it would go along ways toward the fresh baked goods, assorted medications and lots of booze. 

Never mind someplace to come and hang out, that is never boring.

*watches BRT try to sing and dance (like a video that isn't available in my country for some reason)*

Is that my good pot on his head?



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on November 03, 2008, 12:53:54 am
*Walks back inside with the others*
So the fireplace works great at containing explosions and bits, but the squirrels don't work so well. They get distracted to easily and won't go towards karaoke machines at all. Here BRT, you can have the rest of them for your surprise.
*Leans in towards El and rach while turning away from BRT*
*whispers* I stuffed them full of that recipe you gave me. Hopefully, it gives him some indigestion and stops the singing.
*then in normal voice* Rach, I believe you were asking me about Tequila shots. That's alright to begin with, but can we make a few Liquid Cocaines as well. Tequila works as a chaser for those too. It should really take the edge off of that thing that's depressing us.
*Really needs a round of drinking after hearing about more possible delays for messages*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 03, 2008, 03:51:56 am
*Rach suddenly has a Light bulb appear above her head*

Myrrdin I totally forgot!  Cigars anyone? I totally forgot about those cubans!

*passes around specially stuffed cigars* Just be carefull when you cut the tips, the power might spill *winks*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 03, 2008, 05:04:25 am
*Miss_Degn walks into the room for the first time and is totally confused*

ummm, what is up with everyone?

And why does BRT have a pot on his head? 

More importantly what is that horrible noise?  I thought someone was skinning a cat.

*Miss starts shaking her head*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 03, 2008, 05:16:47 am
Welcome Miss_Deign.

Have a drink or some baked treats.

*gestures to bar and table piled high with baked goods*

There's coffee too, and you might want to stand away from BRT. Besides the wild gesturing there may be some bodily explosions.

*offers hazmat mask and apron*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 03, 2008, 05:29:14 am
*Rach lights the cigars of others and looks up, puffing out a wad of green hand rolled Cuban smoke, she twitches dips the tip in tequila has another suck exhaling another cloud of green sweat smelling tobacco and turns to the stranger now standing near the baked goods in the kitchen*

HiMiss_DegnwelcometotheclubitgetsabitmuchwaitingforthereleaseofPD2wegotloadsofwhateverticklesyourfancyjustdontgettooclosetobrthehastroubledistinguishingbetweenedibleandinedibleyouwantacigarspeciallymadeforourspecificneeds...

*looks down at the cigar she is holding, raises an eyebrow and is impressed by its 'Cuban' engineering*
*mutters to herself, waving the cigar at the group*
Sayhellotomylittlefriend...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 03, 2008, 07:39:04 am
*MWWWWAWEWRRP*

'scuse me... BRT tummy no feel good...

No dance for now... *holds stomach...*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 03, 2008, 10:18:40 am
*Miss backs away from BRT, and finds a nice little corner to sit*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 03, 2008, 03:47:21 pm
Finder wanders in scratching his............ well never mind, i had an itch behind my ear okay? sees Miss_Degn in the corner.

Oh goody, new blood...........Errrrrrrrr......... maybe I could have put that a bit better... Welcome to the club, no matter what you have seen in here we are nice people honest.  Looks round. El, can you keep am eye open for char... i have ordered a nice new set of medical equipment, you never know when it is going to get lively round here.

spots boom in silver heels. Yep, now there is an accident waiting to happen,

hmm bard, there are some nice witchwood knives for sale on ebay if you know where to look, and they don't cost an arm and a leg.... not even a soul.

checks table of baked goods. oy some of these are going stale, harrumph....... look like its kitchen time again. oh by the way, i have popcorn as well.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on November 03, 2008, 07:52:41 pm
Finder, are you going to make some fresh chocolate chip cookies?
Please, please, please. I love them all hot and gooey from the oven.
Oh and I'll lick clean the bowl from mixing.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 03, 2008, 08:54:15 pm
*Miss wanders into the kitchen, lured by the smell of fresh baking*

Whatcha making?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 04, 2008, 12:21:59 pm
well, what do you fancy, we have the choc chip cookies, and also chock chip with hazelnuts, we have a rich fruit cake, some nice sponges, banana cake and carrot cake and I have just put some fresh bread to rise, but that may take a while. just help yourself...

hears a crash from outside..... oh oh, sounds like Char has arrived with my new equipment. runs out to check. sees his dragon pushing kit in through the door, digs out check list.

lets see here;
one new operating table, check...
new lights. check
new steriliser, check, phew, that means i don't have to use the microwave any more, i hope that el never noticed.
trauma packs, check
suture sets, check
injection sets, check
drips, check
oh and the drugs, damn i may have to hide some of these, but i will leave these ones out, reds take you up and blue brings you down, for a balanced diet have one of each.

"Thank you Char, nice job." watches as his dragon glides back to parking lot., life is soooooo much easier when you have a dragon to help.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 04, 2008, 02:26:00 pm
Did someone mention cookies?  Way hay!! *dances a little jig*  Rach, would you be so kind as to pass me one of those cigars? :gold teeth:  not that I need any encouragement to get the munchies  :silver wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 04, 2008, 03:39:52 pm
BRT LEARN OPERA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*Takes glass out of cupboard*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


*smashes glass on table*

"SEE, SEE I DID IT!!!"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 04, 2008, 05:56:35 pm
*sigh*

 BRT very impressive, give me what's left of the glass there's a good boy 

*pats BRT on head*

 Maybe you can serenade the dragons outside?

*Hides all the glass wear*

They will just luuuurve it !

*fingers crossed behind back*
 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 04, 2008, 06:11:26 pm
BRT MAESTRO!!!

BRT PERFORM!!!

*leaves out the front door to go serenade dragons, and with a great WHOOOOSH of fire comes in looking rather toasty*

OW OW OW OW!!!

Me need aloe vera please and thank yous?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 04, 2008, 07:01:52 pm
Finder?  I'm a registered psychiatric nurse, but I do have some medical experience, I can start IV's and look after them.  I am very good with dressing changes as well. So just let me know if you need any help.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 05, 2008, 02:34:04 am
*passes T&E a cigar and lights it for her*

What smells funny??

*looks over to BRT and the smoldering coming from the top of his head*
Hmmm...cooked BRT doesn't smell so good...

Finders How can you handle all these different smells? baking, us smoking and BRT being Smoked?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 05, 2008, 08:32:14 am
*starts gnawing on his comfort food... namely the new couch*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on November 05, 2008, 12:01:04 pm
Hello Miss_degn and welcome!!A psych nurse is just the person we need here!Just wanted to come say Hi before I hit Rach up for a cigar...'before' being the operative word.
Ooooooh cooookies!Finder,you rock!!*grabs a double handful,and heads out to porch to see what Rach and T&E are up to.*Hey,Myrrdin...I think the squirrels could work if we can keep them out of the coffee beans.And if he's gonna keep that up*tips head at BRT reading "Opera for Dummies*we're seriously gonna need them!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 05, 2008, 01:10:57 pm
*Miss shakes her head, thing to herself 'Man do I have my work cut out for me here!!'*

*Miss rumages around in her bad and pulls out some IM Ativan, fills the syringe and sneaks up behind BRT.  Jabbing the needle in his rump, administering the sedative*


Well, not that should help!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on November 05, 2008, 02:08:26 pm
Miss, I congratulate you on your courage and fortitude in doing that to BRT.
*Hands her a custom made Irish coffee and raises his mug in a salute then drinks to her health and courage.*
So what does it do to him exactly?
And I'm sorry Bard, but I can't deny the squirrels their coffee beans. They are just too fun to watch when they are buzzing. I bet it would be even better if we gave them a hit from one of the cigars.
*smirks maliciously*
Rach, could you give this squirrel a puff?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 05, 2008, 02:13:37 pm
*Miss shakes her head, thing to herself 'Man do I have my work cut out for me here!!'*

*pops head in the door*

 Hey Miss did I hear right in that you're a fully fledged Psychiatric Nurse?

 Yay reinforcements!!!!

*whispers* I'm a Therapist for a Community Mental Health Team but....

 *mumbles* seem to have lost my way a bit..

*visibly brightens* What the Hey....in all my 18 years in the trade I've never had so much fun.


 Welcome to the dark other side  :silver wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 05, 2008, 03:49:22 pm
*wandering in from pool side, where attempts to soak up as much sun as possible to fend off winter, have failed*

Hey there, everyone.

*grabs plate of cookies while noticing small group standing together looking like they found a light at the end of the tunnel*

hmmmm...  must stay away from them....

*Looks out on porch to see bard, Rach and Myrrdin with their heads together, smoking cigars, and feeding obscenely price coffee beans to squirrels*

Oh dear, that can only end in tears.

*grabs ice, berries, vodka and blender and skitters past BRT unconscious with drool stuck all over his face, the new couch and Opera for Dummies? heading for the library*

Bye all.
maybe I can get in the library, lock the door and barricade it before it all hits the fan, again....



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 05, 2008, 05:33:41 pm
HAHAHA... Hay watch guys I got this squirrel doing tricks!

*Hold coffee bean in the air and rotates it anticlockwise, the squirrel spins anticlockwise. Rotates coffee bean clockwise and the squirrel changes direction and spins clockwise*

*rach then throws the bean in the air towards the squirrel and it jumps to meet it and frantically chews it to bits*
Awe..cute little things they are..

I wonder what else they will do for coffee beans?
*draws back a large breaths from cigar and exhales the smoke in the squirrels direction to counteract the effects of the coffee beans*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 05, 2008, 09:14:59 pm
*Miss backs away from the squirrels. (I was bit in 3 places by a squirrel once).*

Yes tiredandemotional, I'm a psychiatric nurse. And Myrrdin, Ativan is a sedative.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on November 08, 2008, 03:32:48 pm
El, come back. These aren't the obscenely priced coffee beans. They aren't Peaberry; they're the cheap Kona beans. I know a guy who grows them.
Besides you really need to come see how this squirrel reacts to the smoke. It's great!
*Notices BRT sleeping peacefully*
Hey el, do you have a Sharpie around here?
*Grabs Sharpie from el and then draws a long mustache and slightly evil looking goatee on BRT's face.*
Anybody else want to add something?
 *looks around and starts to feel a twinge of remorse*
Maybe something like  I heart lawn gnomes?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 09, 2008, 03:04:43 pm
*grabs some red and white paint and paint's a large target on BRT's butt*

*looks at Myrrdin*

*sniggers*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 09, 2008, 03:26:15 pm
*SNORT* "Wha, what's going on here?" *notices guilty look on T&E and Myr's faces* "What did you do?"

*SNIIIIF* "Chicken!!!" *charges kitchen*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 09, 2008, 04:57:16 pm
snaps a quick shot at the target on Brt's but with the tranq gun, One hundred and eighty.Watches as Brt falls in to a deep sleep.

Miss_D, if you would be so kind as to set up a drip for Brt, we can start cleanig these burns,

Who was it asked about smells, Ahhh yes Rach, I have a nose for the finner things in life, so please can I have one of those smokes.

Passes Miss_d a tranq, gun, Trust me, when it comes to Bert, one of these is safer, try not to get too close....Starts cleanimng Brt's burns......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 09, 2008, 05:15:53 pm
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!*

(BRT seems to have hit the floor so hard he went through the floor into the basement... burnt and splinters... ouch)



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 09, 2008, 08:11:35 pm
*Miss grabs her medical kit and heads down the the basement to start the IV on BRT*

OMG, what have they done to this place? (Miss says to herself as she passes by all the damage).

*Miss get the IV started*

Hopefully it won't wear off so fast this time!!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 10, 2008, 04:44:15 pm
*looks through the massive hole in the floor*

Give us a shout if you need a hand there Miss

*shrugs shoulders at Finder*

Looks like she's got it covered, what do you want from the bar finder?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 10, 2008, 04:54:49 pm
*dialing phone* 

Yes - Acme construction company...  yep - the floor this time. umm hmm. 

Maybe a few support beams too yes.. sub floor? I think so - that's what the floor sits on?.... um hmm. 
Okay, that too..  Stairs were missed.  Big hole...... uh huh..  Maybe the size of the whole kitchen...

Well yes. We will try to have everyone out of the house, I know...  last time the door was unlocked.
Sorry that Killer umm.... assaulted one of your workers, but really he was locked outside.  They shouldn't have opened the window... 

Yes, the crazy woman with the weapons won't be here either. 

*wonders which one he means, but decides that no one at home would be best anyway*

I promise...  really... no one will be here.  no - the dragons will be gone too.  It was only a bit scorched. I told you not to park in the parking lot...  I know - you didn't know that was her favourite parking space...  We paid for that - yes.  I know.  The therapy too...

Thank you...  I promise...
Bye...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 11, 2008, 02:51:22 am
*Miss overhears El on the phone with the construction company, thinking its gonna be hard to get BRT out of the house*

Ummm, Guys?  I'm gonna need a hand down here if we are gonna empty the house for the construction workers.  There's now way I can move BRT on my own, heck I can't even get him into the recovery position.  What on earth has he been eating?


*Miss looks at BRT and shakes her head*

Oh, and can someone get me a drink, I think I could use one right about now.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 11, 2008, 03:45:15 am
Yeah, I'm cool with hanging outside till the work is done, don't mind taking Mei P for a ride until the club house is fixed.

*meanders around gapping hole in the living room to make it to the kitchen*

Maybe BRT would be easier to move if her was in little bits? I got just the thing for the job...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 11, 2008, 08:09:28 am
*waves fresh baked cookies under BRT's nose and then runs upstairs and throws them out the back door*

Cookies trump sedatives every time... besides, I think he is immune to that stuff now.

*BRT stirs, moves all his limbs and follows the fresh cookie smell up the stairs and out in the back yard without opening his eyes*

There we go, good boy. 

*pats BRT on head*

Everyone out...  They can't see any signs of life or it won't get fixed.  We can take the dragons to the dragon friendly park on the other side of town, get shopping done, or something else.  Anything else....

*Sits on Solstice, watching the evacuation, counting noses and tails* 

Killer accounted for, BRT in care.  All women with weapons - check.  Oven turned off.  Back in 3 or 4 hours...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on November 11, 2008, 08:26:17 pm
Ralf lifts head up after momentarily after passing out at the bar. Wonders what is actually in this Ale? points down at something leaning against the bar.

"Stink'n dragon ate my lunch, I'd watch the wards though not something to play around with."

passes out again.

I take it your not interested then?

Closes the suitcase, taps the top twice and places it down in front of the bar. Walks to the door.

Seeya round people. All around...

Walks out the door and flips the Osama Sign. Notices the MQ-9 Reaper in the distance.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on November 12, 2008, 12:05:54 am
*bard pauses on her way out the door*Hey,c'mon Ralf.El will kill us if another repair crew quits..or worse make us do the work ourselves!Ralf?....Ralf?
*runs back to bar and shakes Ralf's shoulder.Ralf stirs and mumbles something about lunch and wards.Bard waves coffee beans and smelling salts under his nose* You have to wake up....wait a sec...lunch...the suitcase!!Mei P ate the damn suitcase!!Ralf what wards??WHAT wards??Rach and Mei P are out there alone somewhere!What friggin' wards??
*unable to wake him she hastily writes a note for the others and pins it to his chest..then calls his dragon*Mal!!You gotta get him to El as fast as you can...get Finder or Miss to come and find Norm and me..we'll leave a smoke trail.If anything happens to Rach I don't know what we'll do...and if anything happens to Mei P,we'll none of us survive Rach's wrath!!!!
*Bard runs out and jumps on Norm and they leap into the air*Did you see which way they headed Norm?Let's go then,fast as you can follow!!*they catapult accross the valley and into the mountains,bard scanning the ridges and gullies for any sign of the missing pair with mounting despair...then pulls Norm up hard *Sorry son,I thought I saw something down there.....Oh my Dawg,RAACCHHHH!! *the parting mist reveals a dragon on the ground,barely concious but trying bravely to reach the crumpled form of her rider several yards away*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 12, 2008, 07:55:43 am
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* Squishy food screams and bleeds! NOM NOM NOM!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 12, 2008, 05:41:46 pm
*arrives back early to find that it wasn't early enough.....*

Floors are done, but we have a mess in the living room (again).   
*Wonders if it was a slow moving worker?*

And Ralf is passed out at the bar...

Let me get this first - voice mail flashing...

*beep*

*Sounds of roaring and thrashing, screaming and crashing.*
What? Who?

*checks call display*

Mei P?  Oh yeah the fancy fairy bluetooth thing... 
What has happened?   



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 12, 2008, 05:51:13 pm
*wanders in, shakes head at state of the place*

Wow this will take a while

*notices el's concerned expression*

Whassup el ?

*guesses it's not good news*

*sighs*

recovery, rescue or revenge service required?   :green angry:  :green sad:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on November 12, 2008, 09:07:55 pm
Hey, I just got back...
*looks around and stops in doorway*
So the construction guys must have found the last of the cigars. I honestly, thought the squirrels were gonna smoke that last one.
I'll grab the broom, and Lucivar can ash this mess. I know. I know. I should have taken...
*he looks up and sees that they aren't paying attention to mess*
Nevermind.
So what's going on?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 13, 2008, 01:59:07 am
*Miss comes back to the clubhouse and shakes her head, grumbling about clean up crews*

*Miss sees Ralf passed out at the bar, and tries nudging him awake, nope he's  out cold*

El? Rach? What do you think about hiring a maid?  I really don't want to clean up this mess.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 13, 2008, 03:08:39 am
* El, is about to answer Miss_ when "Puff the Magic Dragon" poloyphonic begins and El, answers the phone. She reads the text glowing up at her*

S.O.S needed. Send Finder. GPS co-ordinates attached. ledge wont hold. Mei P under rock fall. trapped.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 13, 2008, 03:45:15 am
*Lying on a bed on fallen rocks, Rach pushes her phone into her top and struggles with her last breath to remove the boulder from her legs. Sounds of her Precious screaming and roaring echo in the canyon below. She falls back, blood dripping down her forehead and catches a glimpse of a shadow growing in the mist above. Her eyes close and her mind pieces together the full extent of the situation. She drifts to unconsciousness*

The pair are flying high through the Canyon, Mei P ducks and weaves chasing the condors. Laughter echoes around them. A fun game whilst waiting for the club house repair people to finish up the events of the past few days. There is a sudden jerk in Mei P's wing and the overwhelming rush of thermals smashes the pair sideways into an overhang on the canyon wall. Falling. Fast. Sounds of crushing engulf the pair and they crash onto a ledge below. Rach is thrown against the wall and Mei P struggles to claw at the narrow lip of earth. Mei P' grumbles and roars, as if asking for help.

Her wing, still cramped and torn, the ledge gives way and Mei P falls clutching the rocks forced on top of her and smashes through the canyon floor below a mound of granite and rubble. Rach struggles to lift herself up to see Mei P' but is unable to move her legs. Blood covers her face and in wiping it aside realises her legs are trapped. She reaches for her phone, activating it and sends a bluetooth text. Hearing Mei P's roars from below muffled by the rock is too much, and the blackness invades her mind



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on November 13, 2008, 04:45:03 am
Finder's phone starts to ring.  He wakens with a start.  Grumbles about not being able to have a couple of days away in peace and quiet whilst the contracters are in.  He presses the button and answers the phone.  Cursing, he snatches it further from his ear as El's voice screams at him, getting louder and higher in pitch as her conversation continues.  Then silence.  Finder frowns and is silent for a few seconds, thoughts rapidly flying through his head.

Char!  CHAR!  Where are you?  Come here now!  There is a rush of wings and a thud as Char lands in the entrance to his cave.  He looks in enquiringly, wondering why he was so abruptly stopped from his attack on a large young stag.  That would have been a nice breakfast, that would.

Good boy.  Now get my bag.  There's been an accident and we have to go.  Now!


(Foot note - Finder is away, but I couldn't leave this situation hanging around until Friday!  Rach and Mei P need help before then!)



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 13, 2008, 11:25:04 am
Okay...  Finder is on the way for Rach..    (Thanks Galaxy !)

Now we have to do something for Mei P.  Everyone and their dragons at the ready.  We will need a medical harness big enough for the poor thing and it sounds like we will need tools and equipment. 

Who knows how to read this GSP thing???  ANYONE????
Figure it out and get us there quickly.

*stops to write note on kitchen memo board*

Lets go....

Grabs Ralf and says - "you too buddy.... you got some 'spainling to do...  if I understood bard correctly..."


*The winds stir up all the leaves in the neighbourhood as the flight of dragons and their riders all leave the club house at the same time...

  and then, silence*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 13, 2008, 11:43:26 am
*Miss packs her first aid kid and whistles for Rosslyn*

*Rosslyn swoops down landing just in front of Miss, with a look of annoyance*

Quick Rosslyn, we have to find Rach and Mei P, they need our help!!!!

*Rosslyn nods and waits for Miss to climb up before taking to the air and quickly catches up to rest of the dragons and trainers*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Ralf on November 14, 2008, 06:19:27 am
*Ralf stirs from his lovely, lovely sleeps*

Hu? Wha? Rach? Mei? Oh hey don't blame me that dragon ate my briefcase the items and wards are in the suitcase that is next to the bar. I can't help it if a dragon is incapable of digesting Fremantle Docker sandwiches!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 14, 2008, 11:34:01 am
I've got friends in small places... like arms and legs in jars and vases!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 15, 2008, 06:33:34 am
Finder drops from Char's back on to the ledge next to Rach and instantly hit's her with a sedative.  "Rach, calm down Girl, I can see Mei P below us, Char is on his way down there now Just hold on a sec".

"Char..... Char" Finder hears the rumble of his dragons mind. "Char, tell the others where we are, we will need all the help we can get here" Finder feels his dragon communicating with other dragons, then a reassuring rumble as char comforts Mei p. Finder hears the sound of rocks being moved below as his dragon starts trying to free Mei P.

"okay Rach, Char is with Mei P, and the others are comming, Mei P is going to be okay and so will you be." Grimmices as he sees the state of Rach's leg, the bones are sticking out just below the knee, a quick examination shows fractured ribs, a broken wrist and numerous cuts and gashes, Finder sets up an Iv and gets the first cannula in to Rach, "Rach, I hope that you haven't been taking too much of El's supplies otherwise this will not work." Injects morphine directly in to Iv tube and watches as a more peacefull look comes over Rach's face. starts working on the leg first. "Lets get this bleed stopped and then we will get you and Mei P back to the club house and sort you properly there."

Rach groans and her eyes flicker as as Char bugles his welcome as el and Miss_Dein lead the others over the edge of the gorge. "Char ask Rosslyn to drop Miss D off here to help me and, once you have all got Mei P free leave getting her back to the others, I will need you up here to get Rach back.

Looks up from where he is working on Rach's leg at Miss_D as she drops on to the ledge and sends Rosslyn down to help the others.. "Hi Miss_D, could you start on that head wound, then just bandage everything that is bleeding, we will have to do a patch up job here and get her back to the club house. watch out for the ribs on the right and the left wrist, both are broken."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 15, 2008, 06:58:14 am
No problem Finder, I'm on it.

*Miss kneels next to Rach and quickly rinses Rach's headwound with some saline before putting a rather bulky bandage on to stop the bleeding* 

*Miss grabs a splint out of her first aid kit and secures Rach's wrist to the spint, and bandages up some of the other cuts and scratches*

*Miss then looks around for a couple of branches to splint Rach's leg with, and finds some not far off*

Finder, we better splint her leg before we think of flying her out of here, these braches should work.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 15, 2008, 07:20:09 am
Rach hears muffled sounds and an overwhelming feeling of calm envelopes her. She opens her eyes to see finder saying things but she cant understand, but his words and tone are slow and reassuring. The pain in her body suddenly dissipates, and through her blurred vision she sees Miss_D looking down on her, cleaning her head and applying pressure bandages.
She tries to speak, to ask for Mei P and finder places his hand on her stomach. She senses in his aura that Mei P is OK and being tended to.
As the morphine takes over she looks up at the two brave trainers


H..h..hi...Th..thank..you..

No...p..pain, No...p..pain..


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 15, 2008, 10:03:03 am
Finder looks up from where he is finishing packing round Rach's bones and finally stems the bleeding. "Good Idea Miss, normally I would use the other leg as a splint for a lower leg fracture, but as the only way we are going to get rach off this ledge if for Char to carry her something a little More substantial I think.... Finder pulls one of Rach's knives from it's sheath and hands it to Miss_Degn. "you will find some straps in that pack over there." Finder indicates a green backpack. "Can you find between Six or Eight good sticks and use them and the straps to make a cage for her leg."

Finder opens his pack and slips a pulse oxymeter on to Rach's finger.

"Damn, Pulse 120 and O2 saturation 80%."  Finder slides an O2 cylinder out of his pack, connects a mask and slides it over rach's head, turns the valve to 100% oxygen and watches as Rach's O2 Sat climbs to 94%. "Okay that's better."

looks over the edge of the ledge and watches as el directs the dragons below gently moving rocks. other riders are laying out the net that the dragons will use to lift Mei p. "who needs earth movers when you have dragons."  Turns back to preparing rach for the lift.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 15, 2008, 10:46:39 am
*Miss looks around and finds some sturdy sticks to construct the cage with.  She grabs the straps from the green back pack and starts to consturct the cage for Rach's leg.*

Finder, I'm going to need a bit of help to hold these sticks in place while I secure them.  Have you got a sec to lend a hand? If not, maybe we could get another trainer up here to help.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 15, 2008, 10:56:53 am
*looking around to see that there are too many people and dragons in the way for smooth workings...*

TnE - you have some sort of white coat training - Can you see if they need you to help with Rach?  And by that time we may have Mei P out of this mess and the med folk can tend to her...

Watch your Dragon there, bard.  He is really upset and chucking boulders a little to close to the other crew - the fragile ones - trainers.
We'll get her out. Don't worry big guy.


*watches crews work with harness and dragons trying to get in place to scoop under Mei P*

Nice work - you guys. 

HEY!!   I see a bit of dragon claw sticking out over here!!!

Okay -  we need to go slower and more carefully...  slow and easy, lets get a few boulder brigades going from there - keeping most away!

That's it..

*Glances up to see 3 people working silently around something? someone... laying on the ground*

Oh crap.  I bet they gave her morphine...  Rach might have that on her party list after this...
Oh well...


 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 15, 2008, 11:28:23 am
"Okay Miss_D, I will be with you in a second." Ties a last support round Rach's ribs. "Looks like T&E is on her way up to help as well."

Holds First part of cage in place as Miss_D brings in the other half and starts tieing the whole thing together.

As T&E lands on the ledge finder starts to put together the rescue stretcher.

" Hi T&E, could you give me a hand with this please whilst Miss_D changes the drip. Okay, here is the plan, I don't want to move Rach out of here untill el is ready to move Mei P, I would rather we took both back together, I think that rach would frett if they got seperated, and Mei P may do the same. Miss_Degn, would Rosslyn mind if you flew back with me on Char???


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 15, 2008, 04:11:14 pm
Hi Finder, Miss D, bad business, anyway that's the stretcher done. *whistles* 

*Dull thud of dragon wing beats indicate the imminent arrival of a dragon*

*Talibat's head draws level with the trio working on the ledge*

Hey Girl, let el know the plan is to move Rach & Mei P together, so you'll need to give us due warning when you guy's are ready to roll

*Talibat snorts and chunters with worry, dips her glorious head in acquiescence and disappears out of view*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 15, 2008, 07:47:49 pm
No, Finder, Rosslyn won't mind, she'll want to help fly Mei P back anyways.  But I'll let her know just to be sure.

*Miss whistles for Rosslyn*

*Rosslyn stops her efforts with the dragon rescue crew and flies up towards the ledge*

*Miss walks up to the edge of the ledge and strokes Rosslyn's cheek*

Hey Girl, I need to ride back on Char with Finder and Rach when we are ready to go.  I know you want to help Mei P tho.  Be a good Girl and follow el's lead.

*Rosslyn nuzzles Miss's cheek before returning to the rescue effort down below.*

Well, Finder, Rosslyn gives her permission.  Just tell me what you need me to do




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 16, 2008, 03:35:09 pm
"okay Miss_D, this is how we will do it, Char cannot pick up the stretcher, it would be too risky, so what we will do is make a cat's cradle of ropes that char can carry, but we will have to have ropes coming up over char's shoulders that we will be holding to cut down as much as possable any swing and sway on the stretcher, and I cannot do that by myself."

Looks over the edge of the ledge, "Char, is Scales helping down there?" Finder feels his dragons reply to the affirmative. "Char, I will need Galaxy's help when we get back, I will need X Rays of Rach's injuries as soon as we get back." Finder feels His dragon communicating with scales and knows that the message will get through.

"Okay el, as soon as you are ready to move Mei P, we are good to go.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on November 16, 2008, 03:49:02 pm
Galaxy looks up from strugging with a large boulder.  A large shadow blocks the sun from view.  A long, rough tongue washes the mud from her cheek.

Hi, Scales.  Can you help me with this boulder?

The dragon flicks it away as though it was a small pebble.

Finder wants me to take photographs of Rach?  Scales, that is sick!  I can't believe he said that!  Has he been taking something again?  Oh, you mean x-rays!  That's no problem.  Once we get her back to the club-house I can do that.  And I can x-ray Mei P if necessary.  We've nearly got all the rocks off Mei P now so it shouldn't be long until we can move them both.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 16, 2008, 04:05:45 pm
Here he comes! He is BRT the magnificent! The Marvelous! The... Dragon dressed up in spandex tights? WTF?!?!

Oh dear... he hasnt been getting the attention he needs... I blame myself...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 16, 2008, 04:27:13 pm
* Talibats pauses eyes the boulder in her left claw*

*  looks at BRT then at boulder again *

* lobs boulder over her shoulder and incinerates BRT's spandex tights instead *


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 16, 2008, 07:26:08 pm
*Miss grabs some more straps out of the green back pack and helps Finder construct the cat's cradle for the stretcher*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 18, 2008, 12:45:52 pm
Finder finishes tucking the foil blanket round Rach and steps back to look at the cats cradle that they have made with Rach in her stretcher in the middle. he looks across to Miss_D and T&E./i]
"I Don't think I have ever seen a better cradle, you two are blooming magicians with rope."

"All we need now is for El to be ready to move Mei P, I hope that they are not too long now."

"Char, can you communicate to El that I would like to use the anti room to the library as a recoperation room for Rach, it has those nice big french doors, and if we can move a bed in there for Rach she will be able to look out and see Mei P and Mei P will be able to see her."

Miss_D Looked at Finder. "How are they doing down below?" Finder looked over the edge. "Char is indicating that they have almost Got Mei P out". He takes another look over the edge "All we can do now is wait for El, but I do hope that she hurries up, we need to get them both back to the club house."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 18, 2008, 02:01:58 pm
There are more rocks here than stars in the sky, I swear...

MOVE IT!!

Keep those rocks coming off that dragon.  We only need one more wing uncovered and the foreleg.  We have a pulse in her neck, but she isn't moving - which is probably for the best looking at the wing we did uncover.

There she comes.  good baby...

Solstice - sweep a path so the harness can be brought to Mei P and we can start lifting her in sections.  Let's press those tattered wings to her sides.

okay  - 4 dragons and trainers standing on the rolled harness - They will lift and the people on the ends will unroll the harness under her.
Come around to the other side, lift again and the harness will roll out onto the other side... That's the plan..

Anyone?  Suggestions? 

Lets go.... 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 18, 2008, 03:56:55 pm
Finder watches the dragons below. "Char??"  There is a flurry of wings and a dragon head slides on to the ledge.

"Miss_D Time to go." Miss-D climbs between the neck ridges settling herself as Finder passes the rope's that they will use to steady the stretcher. Behind Miss_D the great wings are beating slowly and below her the front claws grip the edge of the ledge holding the great dragon steady. Once he is happy Finder climbs on to the dragons neck just behind Miss_D, carefully they gather the ropes.

Char, wings still beating, brings his rear legs up on to the ledge, gently he gathers the rope cradle in tallons that are designed to rip his prey to pieces then with huge downsweeps slowly char lifts off the ledge, circaling in wide gentle sweeps as he gains height, for the first time Finder and Miss_D can see the dragons below clearly as they work to lift Mei P off the floor of the canyon in the net.


"They are amazing." Miss_D has to shout above the sound of the wind as they watch the dragons below lift off the ground.
"Strange that if gold is involved they will fight like mad, but at times like this they work so well together." Finder leans over to check the stretcher, and both hear a reassuring rumble from Char telling them that it is allright.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 18, 2008, 07:16:27 pm
*Watching the small group take flight above*

Okay, let's wrap it up.  This is going to be easier - we need two of the biggest dragons on the ends of the harness the rest of us will keep behind and watch for problems. 

Up up and away folks - follow the leaders - pointing towards the smaller group in flight.  Steady even pace.....




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 18, 2008, 08:30:52 pm
*Miss looks back at the group of dragons, watching as they carefully carry Mei P in the harness, amazed at how well they are working together.*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 19, 2008, 12:12:49 am
*tears erupt from rach's eyes as she feels herself in flight. She tries to look around but is restricted by the bandaging*

I am OK?

Is Mei P OK?


Thankyou for coming...thankyou..

I thought we were not going to ...I thought...

*rach shuts her eyes unable to finish the sentence. Tears stream from her face*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 19, 2008, 07:42:13 am
When we land follow the leaders again!  Finder and Miss have a plan and we do exactly what they say....

*I hope they have plan because i got nothing now*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 19, 2008, 09:16:14 am
Char spiraled slowly down in front of the club house keeping the spirals wide and slow to minimise the movement on the stretcher, even so Finder and Miss-D had to fight to keep the stretcher stable as char finally backwinged and landed with hardly a bump on the grass in front of the clubhouse. with a gentleness that belied his size he lowered the stretcher on to the porch. Finder and Miss_D slid down his forelegs and carefully unwrapped the rope from around Chars tallons, Char immediately valted in to the air to allow the other dragins room to bring Mei P in to the grass. Finder jumps on the balcony and gently stroked Rach's hair as he turned her head so she could see Mei P being brought in to land.

"Rach, I know it looks bad but she is going to be okay, as will you be, but it will take time for both of you, but she will be here and so will you be."

Finder stood up as the dragons lowered Mei P on to the grass right next to the porch.

"Galaxy." Finder shouted above the beating of dragon wings. "Can you prep for the x-rays please and bring T&E with you." Finder saw Galaxy and T&E wave. he turned to where el had Just landed and was starting to organise getting the net off Mei P.

"El I am going to send Char to his cave for an ointment that we brew, it soothes and helps Dragon wounds to heal, it is also a powerfull anaesthetic, in fact I will ask Galaxy to send Scales as well they can bring all that we have got, it's about forty gallons but even that will not last long looking at Mei P's wings, when they are ready can you get some of the dragons to go and search for ingredients so that we can brew up some more. we will need aloa Vera plants, sphagnum moss the bark from some willow trees, well lots of Willow trees, and a load of stink weed."

El, nodded and turnes to look after mei P.

Finder ran Back to the balcony where Miss_D, T&E and Galaxy were waiting. "Galaxy would you ask Scales to go with Char please we need all the Numbing paste that we have got." Finder turns to look for Char and sees his dragon winging lazy spirals above the Car Dragon park.Char, the numbing paste, would you and Scales go and get it please." Finder feels his dragon agree as he picks up the wing beat.

"El, El..." Finder yells to be heard above the sound of dragons. "When Char returns with the paste spread it all over Mei P's wings and wounds, but for goodness sake make sure that whoever touches the stuff wears gloves or you won't feel your hands for a week."

Gently the four lifted the stretcher off the porch and in to the club house and laid it on the examination table.

"Galaxy, will you please x-ray Rach's Head, left wrist, right ribs and right leg, then get ready to anaesthetise. Miss_D, T&E Can you strip the stretcher down and get the cage of Rach's leg, Then get those filthy clothes off her and i thing you had better rub her down from head to toe with the iodine mixture, Then if you could get her in to a gown and cover her with a surgical sheet. I will go and scrub up."

Finder moves screens round the couch so that no one can see. "Rach you will feel a slight scratch on the back of your hand." Rach nods, finder fills the syringe with anaesthetic and slides the needle in to a vein. "Rach just count from 10 down to one for me please."

Rach starts to count "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,4....." Rach slips in to a deep sleep as finder removes the syringe and heads of to scrub up.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 19, 2008, 10:13:19 am
*Miss dismantles the stretcher with T&E, and carefully removes the cage from around Rach's right leg.  Miss then cuts away Rach's dirty clothes and quickly washes away the dirt and grime before cleansing Rach's wounds with iodine.  Miss grabs an open back gown and and puts it on Rach before covering her with a sheet. *

T&E, do you mind staying with Rach for a moment, I better clean up in case Finder needs me to help him?

*Miss leaves the room and heads to the bathroom where she quickly washes up and puts on a pair of scrubs.  Miss then returns to the library, and checks on Rach.*

T&E, you may want to go wash up as well, Finder might need both of us during the surgery.
 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on November 20, 2008, 07:34:33 am
Galaxy hummed quietly to herself as she rolled the x-ray machine across to the table where Rach lay.

Pity we haven't got an automatic developer, still not to worry.

She checks the trays of developer and fixer, pausing with a frown.

I don't understand that, they were full before we left to get Rach.  Now they're nearly empty!  BRT! How could you!  Brt licked his lips, looking guilty.  It's lucky we've got some more.  Brt looked hopefully towards the store room.  Don't you dare!  Miss D, please can you keep an eye on Brt and stop him eating or drinking anything that he shouldn't.

Galaxy collects the new developer and fixer and fills up the trays.  She puts on a lead apron.

Ok, I'm ready.  I need everybody out of the room for a few minutes please. 

A short while later Galaxy allowes everyone back into the room.

Ok, Finder.  All x-rays are done.  I'll give them four minutes in the developer then give them a quick rinse before they go in the fixer for eight minutes.  After that you can check them before I wash them and hang them up to dry.  I think we need to keep Brt away from the x-ray fluids in case we need to do some more.  By the way, Finder, I saw a lot of bee hives not far away and I have asked Bard to get as much honey as possible, it might be useful for some of Mei P's wounds.  I noticed that quite a few of the dragons have got cuts and scrapes from moving the boulders.  If we put the honey on the wounds, they should heal without getting infected, provided we can stop the dragons from licking it off.  And if there's any left, we can have it for supper!  She licks her lips hopefully.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 20, 2008, 08:19:23 am
*Walks away after watching Rach and Mei P get settled in, with skilled attendants*

*mutter* Dragon Triage....  Never thought I'd see the day *mutter*

*grumble*In my day a dragon looked after itself...    or died....  *remembers many who have gone on*

Okay then - who's got the honey, who's on BRT watch and make sure gloves are on for that cream.  I'll not be having more problems now!!

*Goes into kitchen to start cooking*

I'll put on the coffee machine and get some food going.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 20, 2008, 10:35:52 am
Just because I ate all the Iodine... Sheesh how was I supposed to know it wasnt molasses?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on November 20, 2008, 11:23:33 am
*Bard walks over to where El is painting numbing ointment on Mei P's damaged wing,and hands her a steaming cup of coffee,smiling at her thinking that for all her tough words and grumbling she's out here working without having taken a moment for herself or Solstice*
Hey lady,I can do that for a bit while you sit and drink this while its still hot and fresh.Don't worry about Sol,Norm is shredding that cow that kicked me last week and feeding her a piece at a time.It'd be sweet if it weren't for all the gore.Only a few stings getting the honey for Galaxy,but I hope Miss guards it well from that big galloot.I don't think she'll be as shy with the tranqs this time.
*dabs at a couple of bee stings with the ointment* Whoa!!This stuff is potent!!My biggest worry in all of this was how to keep these two quiet long enough to recover...but Mei P won't be able to so much as twitch a fly off as long as this is on her.Wonder if Finder will let us dip Rach in it?Not much else is likely to keep her still!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 20, 2008, 01:02:07 pm
Finder walks back to the table in full scrubs.

"Galaxy could you hold those up for me please."

Finder studdies the x-rays one at a time. "Okay, head, no sign of Sub Dural problems, plus her eyes are reacting and there is no sign of a fracture, a very nasty scalp wound though. Next please, Okay ribs, 3 to 7 clean break close to the sternum, but no break further back so the ribs are still attached, no sign of penetration through the chest wall and the lung is fully inflated, looking good.. Okay wrist please, .....Damn, Miss_D, that was a brilliant job splinting that wrist, the bone is perfectly aliened, I think that if you just restrap that in it's splint it will do fine. Last but by no means least, leg please. Hummmm, thankfully only the tibia has gone, the fibula is still okay, but there is too much bruising and swelling, Okay, the plan, Leg, ribs Head then a check for other injuries, Miss_D if you would restrap that wrist once we get to the head end of things please, Galaxy, anasthetic and Oxygen please, T&E, if you would also help I would be gratefull."

Finder pulled a tray over to the table and Watched as Galaxy slid a tube in to Rach's throate and eased the mask over her mouth and nose, when Galaxy gave the thumbs up Finder removed the pressure dressing from Rach's leg.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 20, 2008, 01:49:53 pm
All scrubbed and ready for action *starts, blushes* Woah flash back to the Delete this thread.  :silver teeth:

*mumbles* sorry, sorry, now concentrating on task in hand.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 20, 2008, 02:44:21 pm
While the parent are out, the children shall play...

*sneaks back to the kitchen*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on November 20, 2008, 06:40:48 pm
*tosses rat up and down in hand*
Hey Brt! I've got a little chew toy here for you, and it's still alive.
*continues to toss rat up and down until Brt's head bobs in time with rat*
Here you go, just take it outside.
*Underhands the rat into Brt's mitts and follows him outside*
That's right out there away from the people.
*Pulls large elephant tranq gun out from behind door and unloads three tranq darts into Brt. flicks open safety guard on explosive  trigger and watches to see if darts put him out. Closes trigger as Brt slumps down and goes into happy little dream land while his feet twitch *
Sweet dreams. Alright, Brt is out for at least the next twenty minutes if his previous reactions to tranqs are any indicators, and we still have the last of the explosive rats as a backup.
Maybe on of Callaghan's Mickey Finn specials will work the next time around El. Could you whip one up?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 20, 2008, 07:00:55 pm
Coffee is on and done to everyone's satisfaction . Thanks for stopping BRT at the kitchen door, Myrrdin.

Chicken soup is ready..
*puts thermos aside for Rach*

Fresh baked bread, butter, cheeses.
sliced meats, eggs, pickles, cornbread too.

The stew is nearly done and the veggie lasagna will be too.

Two kinds of pie for dessert as well brownies, muffins and cookies.

*looks at watch*

20 minutes before we have to share with BRT - move it or lose it!

*watches line-up move quickly about the chore of filling bowls and plates*   



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 21, 2008, 01:18:31 am
Rach counts down to four and drops of the conscious radar.

She feels herself flying through the ether, clocks tick and tock as they float pass her. She reaches out to grab one and it melts through her hands. El's face spins around her, her head changing colour as she speaks "Just for once can you play safely, just for once can you play safely, just for once can you play safely??"

 Rach spins sideways, upwards and down. Pink dragons fly around and start singing. "We almost got you, we almost did. Next time you wont be so lucky kid."

Funky 60's trip out music blares from somewhere and soapy brushes scrub the air. Mei P' is sitting having a pleasant tea party and laughing with noticeably smaller dragons wearing summer dresses and eating cut sandwiches.

Then it all goes black and something reflecting is moving towards her. She shuts her eyes and braces for impact but it stops just half a foot away. She opens her eyes to see her form fully disfigured.

Half her head is shaved, her left eye droops as well as the left side of her mouth. She inspects her lower half, she is missing the right leg from the knee down. She lifts her shirt to reveal titanium dragon scales placed around her rib cage, and she is missing the little finger on her right hand.
Rach screams a blood curdling scream, drool leaks off her left lip and the pink dragons sing and dance in the background. "Soon, soon it wont matter, your life, life we will shatter."



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 21, 2008, 02:45:26 am
Thanks Finder.

*Miss replaces the strap on the splint.*


Ok Finder, just tell me how I can help.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 21, 2008, 12:05:50 pm
*watches Rach twitching *  Hmmmn think we need to increase the sedation a tad, she reminds me of Archy chasing pussyrabbits in her dreams.....

*cranks up the meds* 



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on November 21, 2008, 01:36:55 pm
Pssssst Myrrdin...check this stuff out! *displays a bucket full of numbing paste,puts a tiny dab on Myrr's forearm* This is so incredibly potent!!Can you think of an alternate use for this leftover?Like maybe a little lesson on why we don't eat everything we can get in our big mouth?Know anyone who could use said lesson?Wanna help me set it up?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on November 21, 2008, 02:29:08 pm
Uhmm...Bard, I can't feel my arm now... Let's grab some of the developer that was left and mix it in.  He seemed to really enjoy the taste of it.
*slips into photo developing room and pours some developer into one bowl and some fixer into another*

Galaxy won't mind. It's for a good cause.
Bard, How much should we mix in? All of it?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on November 21, 2008, 02:46:01 pm
Oh crap,you mean you don't know??Well,we'll just wing it.Galaxy won't mind,this is the old stuff,and she wants a fresh batch for each application on Mei P.This could kill two birds with one stone...I couldn't think of how we'd safely dispose of this old stuff,and we'll save a fortune on furniture and everything else if the lesson takes!We just need to find a place obvious enough for the large one to find,without risking anyone else tripping over it.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on November 21, 2008, 02:54:15 pm
Bard, Myrrdin,  I've sussed out what you two are up to.  Here, put some of the honey in to sweeten the taste.  Even Brt won't touch that concoction you've made without it.  I'm not convinced that we will save the furniture though.  I've never known anyone (or thing!) eat what Brt enjoys and survive!  I think it will just be an aperitif before he starts on something else!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 21, 2008, 03:05:15 pm
Finder looks up from where he has pushed the dressing hard in to Rach's leg, "Galaxy Pack of swabs please and can you do the swab count." T&E, watch it with those meds, I am worried about her reaction, there is something strange going on here." Finder lifts the dressing and immediately pushes it back in. Miss_D, when I lift this dressing out can you flush with saline and swab, we have a bleeder in here."

Miss_D grabs a bag of saline and as Finder removes the dressing pours the saline in to the wound to flush away the blood then pushes a swab down beside the broken bone. "Its down here." As Miss_D lifts the swab Finder slides an arterial clamp in and closes it. "Okay she has sliced a vein halfway through hereMiss_D, if you will just lift on that clamp very gently." Finder opened a suture set and slowly sutured the torn vein. "You know, when I first started suturing they made us practice on the skin of an orange, 'cos they reckoned it was very close to human skin, but I have never tried anything this delicate before. Okay release the clamp."
Miss_D eased the clamp open.

"Damn, Clamp again it's leaking." Miss_D closes the clamp on the vein again and Finder slips in two more tiny sutures. " You know, this was only ever supposed to be an aid station, not a blasted surgery, and just to worry you all a lot, this is not my forte, I have done combat medic not major surgery, so everyone keep watching, I would hate to make a mistake here. Okay release the clamp again."  Finder sighs with relief as Miss_D loosens the clamp and there is no bleeding. "Okay Miss_D would you check that please?", Miss_D has a good look.."No sign of bleeding Finder."

 "Finder!!!" Finder looks up to where Galaxy is checking Rach. "Her Eyes have gone pinpoint, she is sweating like mad and her breathing is speeding up."
"Okay turn the anaesthetic down to four and yell if anything happens."  Finder walks over to where the screens are surrounding them. "El, EL!!!!!!," Finder yells at the top of his voice, the others hear el, on the other side of the screen. "El, can you please find the cigar butt that Rach was smoking earlier please, it may be important."

Finder moves back to the table. "Okay, T&E Would you please cup Rach's heel in your hands and keep the leg strait, and Miss_D, if you would hold the foot nice and tight ." Finder checks the area round the fracture, "Okay Miss_D, pull the toes towards you, harder please, now rotate the foot very slowly clockwise, stop." They hear the sound of a drill run four times before finder speaks again. "Okay let go and come and take a look."

Looking in to the wound they can see that the bone is now back in place and a thin titanium plate and four screws is holding it together. Both T&E and Miss_D have a good look to see if there is any problem. Miss_D Looks at him, "Combat Medic???? what the hell did you do as a combat Medic, that looks blooming good for a combat medic...."

Finder grins as he flushes out the wound and dries the area. "Well I was always quite good at DIY, besides it was you two who straightened out the leg and brought the ends of the bone together, I just screwed it. Okay time to close this wound, Sub dermal layers First, then the dermis." Finder opens another suture pack. "Swab count please Galaxy. "38 used." Galaxy replied. "Yes I have 38." T&E replies.

"Okay T&E can you just shave round the head wound please, and Miss_D, can you tape over the fracture site of the ribs, just enough to stop any movement, nothing too tight, Galaxy anaesthetic down to two please." Slowly and carefully finder sutures the sub dermal layer, then the dermis until he is happy.

Miss_D looks up from where she is taping the ribs, "Almost done here." she stretches her back.
Finder lifts the flap of skin on Rach's head and you can see the gleam of the skull underneath.
"Damn she was lucky here, she could soo easily have smashed the skull, instead just some more suturing to do."

T&E Looks down at Rach's leg, "Tell you what, next time I lose a button, fancy sewing it back on for me??" T&E does not quite hear Finders reply but she knows that the muttering was rude.

Finder starts work on the head wound. "Galaxy can we have the anaesthetic down to one please. "Galaxy nods and turns the machine down. "Pulse is at 68, BP 110 over 80 and o2 sat is at 97%, looking good."

Finder continues Suturing calling for the anaesthetic to go down to half and finally as he finishes. "Anaesthetic off please Galaxy Oxygen at 100%."
 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 21, 2008, 07:26:46 pm
Finder, I'm truly impressed, you could have fool me about not being a surgeon. I am worried tho about that leg though, I think we need to keep a close eye on it and make sure she doesn't develop a DVT.  A blood clot could be very dangerous.  I think someone should stay with her at all times until she improves,  I can take the first watch while the rest of you go get something to eat.  I hope the others  have found a way to manage BRT in the mean time.

*Miss covers Rach with a blanket and checks her temp. 36.9, that's good Miss thinks to herself.*

I think we should start recording her vital signs. And we should make notes on her progress, the condition of her dressings, etc.

*Miss records Rach's vitals and the time in a notebook.  Miss also adds a note about Rach's condition, and the appearance of her wounds after the surgery, and the condition of the dressings.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 22, 2008, 05:21:54 am
*Rach's eyes flicker as consciousness returns to her battered body*

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

MEI PRECIOUS!! MEI PRECIOUS!!

*Miss_D holds her arm and tries to reassure her that she and Mei P are safe. Rach tries to sit up*

My legs!
*Rach rips the blanket off her to see both her feet and bandages wrapped around her left leg. She looks at her right hand and sees all 5 of her fingers*

*Rach trembles with her words and feels the left side of her face*

Mirr..or, Miss D...pass me the mirr..or.

*Miss D reaches behind her and hands her the mirror. Rach slowly brings the mirror up to her face, she hesitates, then holds the mirror to inspect her face. Her eye and lip are still in place though her head is heavily bandaged*

Miss D...I had a dream..a...Bad dream...

Pink dragons....Ppink..Ddragons...
*Rach mumbles about a ring of pink dragons sealing her fate, Miss_D injects someting into her drip and she falls back to sleep*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 22, 2008, 08:07:12 am
Finder pokes his head round the screen.

Miss_D looks up from Rach, "She just woke up muttering about pink dragons, I have sedated her again just in case."

Finder nods, "I'm not surprised, I have a few suspicions that we may be about to prove one way or the other, could you leave her for a moment." Miss_D follows Finder in to the main hall to find El, Galaxy and T&E already seated there.

Finder takes a seat and picks a beaker up off the floor.

Finder - "This is the cigar that Rach was smoking, el was able to find it for me I have crushed it in to a bit of water, now watch what happens when we add Ehrlich's reagent." he adds some liquid to the beaker and it immediately turns a vivid Orange colour.

T&E -  "What does that mean?"

Finder -  "Acid."

El - "You mean some one has tried to burn her."

Miss_D - " No El, he means LSD."

El - Looks shocked.

Finder - "I am afraid that she is right El, Lysergic acid Diethylamide to give it it's full name, commonly known as LSD, No wonder Rach flew her dragon in to a canyon wall, she was on an acid trip."

Galaxy - "But I thought that LSD was just pretty colours and things."

Finder - "Oh it may start off as ohhh look at the pretty colours, but it soon goes bad, and bad with this stuff is lethal bad, Hallucinations, psycotic episodes, this is bad news with a capital bad, the question is did Rach know that the cigar was laced with LSD when she got it."

T&E - "Does that make a difference."

Finder - "Yep.......... if she knew that it was laced with LSD then she has a serious problem, and if she didn't know about the LSD................ well........... then she has a serious problem of another kind."

El - "Okay, I know that we are a little naughty at times in this place but this is serious bad, like Ugly bad yes." Finder nods and el continues. "So what are we going to do."

Finder - "El, this way out of my range, you slap them on my table and I will patch them up, Give me a live one and I will work my butt off to keep them that way, but this is headology, Rach will be suffering hallucinations, depressions, psycosis, and that is way out of my ball park, however." Finder looks at Miss_Degn. "I think that this now comes in to your field, I will stay on call for any problems with the injuries but her head I think is your department."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 22, 2008, 08:28:57 am
But she wasn't the only one smoking those cigars!  Remember?

*Rach suddenly has a Light bulb appear above her head*

Myrrdin I totally forgot!  Cigars anyone? I totally forgot about those cubans!

*passes around specially stuffed cigars* Just be carefull when you cut the tips, the power might spill *winks*

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Who was it asked about smells, Ahhh yes Rach, I have a nose for the finner things in life, so please can I have one of those smokes.


*passes T&E a cigar and lights it for her*


So that means.........


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 22, 2008, 08:36:01 am
Either we are all halucinating or Rach was unlucky.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 22, 2008, 08:55:11 am
That would explain why your clothes are doing that pulsing thing - Sorry no - its just that plaid... *shudder*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 22, 2008, 09:02:34 am
El, what have you been drinking, I never wear plaid..............That would be an Aaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhh moment.

However, the russian vodka is on ice and there are fresh strawberries and mango's?
 Smoothie???


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 22, 2008, 09:09:46 am
Thankfully I never smoked one of those cigars.  And everyone else seems to be ok, if anyone else had been exposed they would have displayed symptoms well before now.   As for Rach, we need to keep an eye on her vitals, especially her temperature, heart rate and blood pressure.  LSD could cause an increase in her vital signs, she may also experience sweating, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, dry mouth or tremors, not to mention the psychological effects.  

I would like to keep her sedated for the next 24 hours if possible.  The trip should  begin to clear after 12 hours but will take up to 24 hours to leave her system.  Even then, she could have flashbacks later. But for now I think we need to focus on her physical  health.  Lets get a set of vitals for her every 2 hours for now, and record them in the notebook I started.

I would like to set up constant attention for her for the next 24 hours, just in case she wakes up.  She could experience confusion, fear or despair when she wakes, I don't want her to wake up alone.  

I don't mind taking the first watch, but I need a quick break first.  Could someone stay with her for about 30min, that should be enough time to have a quick shower and get something to eat.  I hope BRT hasn't eaten all the food.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Wanda on November 22, 2008, 10:35:03 am
Of course, we could sell tickets to watch instead? Kind of a "this is what happens when you don't balance your drugs properly?" 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 22, 2008, 12:40:01 pm
I'll stay!  Go ahead.  BRT is still out so there is plenty of food.

*watches Miss leave*


Quick Wanda - get the web cam set up!!

*sounds of scurrying and shuffling*

I really like your suggestion and feel that Rach would probably be highly entertaining
and we could probably make enough money on this to recoup some costs.

*standing in doorway watching hallway, cooing nice soothing words*

You are fine Rach, Everything is going to be okay..  yes it is.  Mei P is great too.  you are both fine.

*watches Wanda set up hidden web cam in unobtrusive spot, hook up a mess of wires and restore spot to perfection*

Nice work Wanda! 

*high 5 as Wanda slips out the door a few minutes before Miss comes back from her break*
 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 23, 2008, 03:59:07 am
*Miss comes back to the room feeling refreshed*

*El looks a little too chipper and is talking just bit too quickly to seem normal*

"How is she doing El?"  Miss asks.

"Oh fine, just fine."  El responds. 

*Miss thinks something is going on.*

"Well, thank you for keeping an eye on her for me." says Miss.

"Oh, noooo problem, anytime," el responds.

*el seems reluctant to leave the room.*

"If you don't mind el, Rach needs some peace and quiet," says Miss.

*el leaves after peaking at Rach one more time*

*Miss thinks to herself, ok now what was she up to in here, el just seemed way too on edge for just looking after Rach.*

*Miss starts looking around the room for anything suspicious when Finder pokes his head in the doorway.*

"How's it going Miss?" says Finder.

"Ok, I just got back from my break.  I can't say why, but el seemed really suspicious when she was here just now.  I think she's up to something, but not sure what.  I was looking around just now to see if anything seems out of place. Do you notice anything different?"

















Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 23, 2008, 05:53:33 am
*runs to computer to see if camera placement is right*

I think that went well.  Doesn't suspect a thing!

*checks  and camera placement is perfect.  Miss and Finder seem to be searching the room*

I better cook up a distraction... 
Food!!  aha.

Better get the kitchen churning food out.

*heads to kitchen*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on November 23, 2008, 06:14:44 am
*Miss finds a tiny hidden camera on one of the bookshelves, which seems to be aimed towards Rach. Miss motions Finder over and shows him her discovery. *

"Well Finder, how do you want to handle this?" whispers Miss.  "I don't think we can really trust el in here again, but she must have had help."

*Miss strategically moves one of the privacy screens to block the view from the camera.*


"Ok, from now on, el is definately not allowed in here, and one of us should be here at all times. Oh, and if anyone brings us food or drinks, I think we should make them taste them first, just to be sure."











Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 23, 2008, 06:29:04 am
* viewing the scrumptious food * Decisions, decisions..........* grabs a plate and sidles up to el  *

Psst el, me thinks you n wander have been rumbled..

*jerks her head towards Miss and finder in conflab*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on November 23, 2008, 06:32:16 am
* Saliva hangs from the side of rach's comatose mouth and her fingers twitch*

Rach is walking around the club house, people are drinking at the bar, finder is in the kitchen, Myrrdin is catching squirrels to blowup, Miss_D is attempting to have a conversation with BRT about taking on his dragons persona and the connection with his mother.

Hay El, can I get one of your berry smoothies? El? El?

She waves her hands in front of El's face and she continues talking about gardening with Bard, el cant see her.

She goes up to the others and they all ignore her, she is not there but she is there, but she is not there.

Am I dead?? Someone? SOMEONE?


*Her saliva string drips to the floor. The heart monitor beeps in the background*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 23, 2008, 06:38:17 am
Damn - you think so T&E?

sigh - I think it would have been great entertainment - and of course to get the bills paid.
No one thinks about that, do they?
These things cost, you know....

*mutter, mumble*

I'll grab my bacon, pancakes and syrup and go to the library to figure this out.
Maybe a smoothy too. yeah that sounds great.


 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 23, 2008, 04:51:48 pm
*Snork*

*mumble mumble*

*Paw Paw*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on November 24, 2008, 12:58:46 am
*helps herself to a bacon butty, pancakes and syrup and coffee*

*watches BRT, pondering what manner of chaos is about to ensue*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 24, 2008, 06:17:28 am
*sitting with the account books, trying to get back in the black*

..if I carry the 2...  no, that makes it worse.

um..  let's see.  I could sell.. no that only ends up with a jail sentence...

uh.. what do we have lots of that people would want?  BINGO!!!

*Screams for* WANDA!!! 

*Wanda sticks her head in the door*

What? I'm in the next room - you don't have to yell like that!

BRT cam!  BRT cam!  Get the gear and we will have something no one else has!

*does a little dance*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 24, 2008, 10:26:03 am
Finder checks Rach's Chart. "Nice to see that her vitals are staying good, she may be coming out of the woods, I think we can start easing back on the sedation." Checks wounds and Changes dressings. "Miss_D, you have done a marveliouse job, no infection and healing nicely. I think it's time that she had one visitor."

Finder opens the french windows and imediatly a dragon head apperes and rests on the balcony.

"Mei P. how is she I have been so involved with Rach that I almost forgot her." Miss_D looks at the dragon. "Well her head looks okay."

Finder scratches the dragon behind the ear eliciting a low rumble from Mei P. "Her wing membrain was badly lacerated on both wings, but thankfully apart from that there was nothing worse than she would have got in any bad dragon battle, the anasthetic cream is keeping her pain free and her wounds are healing, the wings will take time but like Rach she should be okay. I do want her to be here when rach comes out of sedation, It will save Rach panicing."

Finder moves the mini camera that Miss_D found from behind the screen and places it on the floor looking out of the french windows strait in to a dragons maw. "Well whoever put the camera there can have a nice view of some dragon teath. Talking of which, I must get round to telling el that she can claim £200 a day off the insurence company for carring for rach here on the premises,  oh and there is the cost of having the floor repaired as well, after all it's what we have isurence for."

Checks Raches IV then sniffs at the air, Ha, "I smell bacon and coffee, Hang on a moment Miss_D and I will be right back, coffee and bacon sarnies for two comming up." Dashes for the kitchen.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on November 24, 2008, 02:46:05 pm
Finder sniffs.  A familiar smell has mingled with the coffee and bacon but he can't quite place it.  He sniffs again.  Turning, he sees Galaxy.  Her long hair is soaking wet and newly brushed.  Suddenly, he realises what the smell is - shampoo and talc.

I had to go for a shower.  I was trying to put honey on all the dragon's wounds.  They wouldn't keep still.  I managed it in the end but I had as much honey on me as they had on them, but I can now report that all dragons wounds, no matter how small, have been treated.  And there's still plenty of honey left for the rest of us.  Perhaps if we keep collecting it, we can sell it and put the proceeds of the sales towards running the club.  It won't be a huge amount, but every little bit will help El.  She's doing a marvellous job at keeping us in food and drink.  Not to mention the medical supplies!  I think the Brt cam should bring in a nice steady income, his antics make any soap look tame!
Do you need me to take a shift looking after Rach?  The dragons should be ok now so I'm free to take my turns with observation.  For now I'm going for a bacon sarnie.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 26, 2008, 06:28:06 am
Insurance!!!  WE have Insurance?!?!?!?  Who thought of that? 
Well that's a relief...

*phones in order for more wines, meds, groceries and lots of booze while dancing around the kitchen*

While the BRT cam might be a good idea, I am not sure that many really want to check on BRT passed out and drooling 7 or 8 times a day.... The action between those spells of unconsciousness - that is worth something...






Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on November 26, 2008, 03:54:54 pm
El, I have an idea:
How about we charge the drink and pills bill to The PD2 News and updates thread, after all they are the reason that we are here, and then if we charge the rest of the bills to random threads, they will probably never notice........ and if a thread complains about getting our bills, we just take it off the list and carry on ......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 26, 2008, 04:46:58 pm
I like how you think...

*slides food receipt into PDF thread*

They'll think it is for MF recipes...

*slurp*

Smoothie?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Wanda on November 27, 2008, 09:07:44 am
*Ponders thoughts of left over turkey*

Turkey smoothies for everyone!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on November 27, 2008, 09:31:27 am
with real cranberries right?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on November 27, 2008, 12:53:12 pm
*looks up from coffee and his meal*
Turkey smoothies with real cranberries? You guys are starting to be affected by BRT's tastes. That's a bad sign.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BlackenedRoseThorn on November 27, 2008, 02:50:15 pm
*sniff sniff THUMP!*

Someone smell peanuts?!?! Where is my pink tutu... I will teach them... I am too a pretty little ballerina!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 01, 2008, 07:03:59 am
*Rach opens her eyes with a jolt. The glare of the lights forces them shut and she opens them again, slowly squinting to regain focus of her surroundings. To her left are monitoring devices connected to her chest, arm and head by wires and tubes.

The montiors beep in regular high pitch tones. Her nose is irrated and her reflexes respond by ripping the tubes out of her face, gagging at the last centimetres of tube, she drops the irratants to the floor. Rach instinctavily claws at the wires attaching her to the machines and drip throwing them aside. Her mind takes her back to the events of the past couple of days then she notices the new floor boards and celing.*


Hmm..workmen did a good job

*She rubbs her neck and head and pain shoots up from her leg, she winces clentching her teeth holding in the pain and is drawn to the scene out the window. The dragons are huddled around Mei P, licking a tending to her wounds*
Ahh..good. She is ok, and no pink dragons..

*She shudders and purges the nightmare from her mind. Sniffing the air the smell of cooked bacon and melting butter fusing with pancake mixture forces her to her feet. Landing on the floor sends piercing agony up her leg and through her brain. Taking it slowly, she grabs the dressing gown placed on the chair and covers the less then concealing medical gown, shaking her head and the embarressment of what may have been revealed during her treatment.

 Opening the door she views a room of frozen bodies stuck in time. BRT in a half piroet wearing a pink tutu, others by the kitchen laughing, drinking and scoffing face fulls of breakfast delights and Wanda placing what looks like a turkey and cranberry juice into a blender*


I wonder...

*Rach claps twice and the room returns to action as if nothing had happened*

Wow, that was cool...

Hi everyone, thanks for all your help we couldn't of made it without this great team. And el, love the work the guys did on the place! I have decided to donate a flowing bed of coins to the depression club as a showing of my gratitude, that should do for oh, say, a week?
Can I have some of that bacon, with possible pain killers please...this leg is killing me!
Oh and I might need the otherside of my head shaved it kinda feels like I have one eyebrow, very weird.

Now where did I leave my cigars....



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 04, 2008, 01:45:30 pm
No cigars young lady. 
It appears that yours was doctored and are the cause of all of your injuries AND Mei P's.

*shakes finger and nods wisely*

Now - we need to find out.....

*pregnant pause*

Who did it and why....

*thunderous background music*

Now sit down and have something to eat!




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 04, 2008, 02:32:02 pm
Finder wanders in from the kitchen "Ahhh up and about then are we. " as Rach sit's down, Finder checks the sutures on her leg. then wanders over to his equipment. Walks back carrying a pair of crutches. "Now, If you want to be moving around then use these, I do not want you putting too much weight on that leg, at the moment the only thing holding it together is a thin titanium plate,if you bend that we will have to go back in, break the leg again and reset it.... I am sure that you don't want that."

"Have you got that box of Cigars El, I am sure that one of the dragons in the lot would love to incinerate them for us."

Checks Raches temperature using a ear thermometer. "Tell you one thing rach, you should be glad of medical advances, not that long ago it would not have been your ear I would have been shoving a thermometer in."
Turns and wanders off towards the kitchen so that rach can't see the grin on his face having just seen the look of horror on hers.

*El, wags her finger at Finder and gives him a disapproving look trying not to giggle herself.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 04, 2008, 02:49:47 pm
*saunters past, gives el, finder and rach the thumbs up then wanders off to find more alcohol*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 04, 2008, 04:32:01 pm
Miss finds an nice quiet corner to fall asleep.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 04, 2008, 04:44:37 pm
*Standing at the porch rail, drinks in hand, watching the sun set.  Rach and Mei P snuggling in the back yard, people in their cozy places, settling in for the evening*

Things are quieting down a bit aren't they, finder? 

Some of the PD2 tensions are going away as we see signs of a new landscape before us.
There is a stillness that brings hope with it....


Oi!!!  THIS DRINK IS EMPTY!!  WHO DRANK IT??

*mumble, mutter*

make my own damn smoothie and keep the blender with me, I think....






Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on December 04, 2008, 04:53:07 pm
Ahh that was one good smoothie!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on December 04, 2008, 07:48:28 pm
*washes blender out and starts tossing alcohol in before more meats and other odd items are blended into smoothies*
Let's see a little Kahlua, some Frangelico, a dash of Chambord, a generous helping of Godiva Liqueur... what else... Bailey's is always good. Throw in some Bushmills for the Irish in me. Now add the Home churned ice cream...aaanndd, blend.
*pours contents of blender into a couple glasses*
That's my version of a smoothie.
El,, you can have the blender back to make your abominations if you want, or I've got a glass of this for you. Which'll it be?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 04, 2008, 07:51:31 pm
*slightly offended*

There is nothing wrong with Vodka and berries blended until they are foamy!!
...but I will try one of those pretty looking things..

Thank you.

*take fuller glass*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 05, 2008, 03:40:58 am
*Rach and Mei P snore in perfect harmony under the stars*

Ouurgghhhh....shhpppfft....Ouurgghhhh....shhpppfft....Ouurgghhhh....shhpppfft....Ouurgghhhh....shhpppfft....Ouurgghhhh....shhpppfft....


*Rach and Mei P twitch as they dream about being in flight catching Emus*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 05, 2008, 12:43:28 pm
*Pauses at window to watch Mei P & Rach nestled together, twitching in unison *

Awww much cuteness

Did someone mention alcoholic smoothies?  :green tongue:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 05, 2008, 12:52:58 pm
*Gets industrial strength blender out and sets ice maker on super fast*

Your choice of organic berries and vodka or gin.....

*points T&E in the right direction*

Help yourself.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on December 05, 2008, 07:19:44 pm
Sorry, El,
the last smoothie I heard you discussing involved turkey. Berries & Vodka sounds good.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 06, 2008, 07:21:40 am
Sorry Myrrdin, the turkey is gone.....
there might be some in a few weeks though.

*hands Myrrdin cranberry and vodka smoothie*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 06, 2008, 10:58:20 am
"Gin and peach for me please el, and I am a little glad that this place has quietened down a bit."

*Points to miss D sleeping in corner, then to BRT and killer snoozing on the rug in front of the fire and jerks thumb over shoulder to where rach and Mei P are sleeping outside.* "The trouble is that I suspect that this could be the calm before the storm, there is Christmas comming up and then we still have to wait for PD2, I can see that causing more eruptions yet."

*Laughs as he spots killer scratching behind his ear in his sleep, and bert trying to do the same.*

"I always knew that there was some sort of conection between Killer and Brt. Oh and I found Galaxy asleep in the kitchen over a bowl of pancake mix as well, she still had the spoon in the mix, I just hope she does not...............*sound of crash and scream from the kitchen, Galaxy walkes in with pancake batter dripping all down her front.* Whoops too late, I think that Galaxy will be looking for the shampoo again."

Galaxy stands looking round the room sure that this has to be somebodys fault but not sure just who to blame.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: TealAlmighty on December 07, 2008, 12:10:06 am
*searches furiously for 'contact forum psychiatrist here' tab*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 07, 2008, 07:21:47 am
Awwwww, come on you don't need a shrink you need a drink............ come in and pull up a chair, just not one that Brt has been chewing they tend to fall apart.

That reminds me el. I have to go away for a couple of days, any supplies that you want bringing back?? Apart from shampoo for Galaxy......



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: TealAlmighty on December 07, 2008, 08:07:52 am
 ;D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 07, 2008, 11:05:21 am
Chocolate! CCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHOOOOCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLAAAAATE!!, Choccie, Chocs and more Chocolate, oh and Chocolate liquer, ummmn , er..nope that's all I can think of finder...oh el, any other essentials?? Have a good trip and hurray back quick  :gold tongue: 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on December 07, 2008, 12:01:26 pm
Galaxy lies back luxuriating in a deep, hot bath, bubbles coming right up to her chin.  Her long hair is swirling around her, freshly shampooed and conditioned.  Her eyes close as she sips the smoothie in her hand.  The heat and alcohol are making her sleepy, and what better place in which to relax?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 07, 2008, 02:05:48 pm
*hands find THE list* 

Everything from apples to zoodles on it.  Note 6 kinds of coffee beans and 32 types of chocolate.... well you can read..

Thanks so much.  have fun...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 07, 2008, 11:22:04 pm
*Miss wakes up from her nap*

*Sees el had Finder a list.*

"Finder, are you going out?"

"Yes Miss, I'm getting supplies."

"Maybe we should restock the medical supplies, just in case."

*Miss makes a list of all the first aid supplies and medications that need to be replaced.*

"Here, I think this should do."  *Miss hands Finder a long list of supplies.*





Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 09, 2008, 12:07:46 pm
*The sound of groaning wood comes from outside as Finder opens the door*

"Anyone want to give me a hand here, Char has got the supplies on to the porch but there is a slight problem, the sacks weigh so much that the porch is bending."

*Finder pulls first sack through the door.* " As requested el, 6 kinds of coffee bean, No not all in this sack, this is just one type of bean, there are five more sacks outside."

"Yes T&E, there is chocolate, including Thorntons, Lindt, 17 different Belgium makes, including some rather nice truffels, there are also specialist chocolate drinks and four types of chocolate liquer"

"Lets see, food - check, Drinks - check, Pills - Check, Medical supplies - Check, there will be a new delivery of furnitre to replace what Brt has destroyed and I charged it all to different threads on the forum...... lets see them sort that out."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 09, 2008, 10:11:46 pm
*Miss takes the bag of medical supplies and drugs and starts putting them away*

"Hmmm, that should last us awhile."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 10, 2008, 06:03:15 am
*Mei P and Rach simultaniously stretch and yawn. Mei P uses her hind leg to scratch behind her horns, Rach uses her left hand to scratch her butt*

Hmm....new stocks arriving, Is that coffee I smell??

*Mei P stands up and stretches her newly healed wings and goes off for a bath in the nearby falls and lake with the other dragons. Rach hobbles towards the club house with aide from her walking stick*

Wow! Look at all the supplies and CHOCOLATES!!

Ok, OK, I'm going to have a go at the pancakes...anyone want some, whose got the coffee on?

*hobbles towards the stock bags*

El, where do you Canadians keep the Maple syrup around here??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on December 10, 2008, 11:38:00 am
Passes maple syrup to Rach

I'll help unpack but after my last disaster I'm not helping to make pancakes!  Wouldn't mind helping to eat some though, Rach.  Finder, did you buy more shampoo and conditioner, and what about any other nice smellies to pamper ourselves with?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 10, 2008, 11:43:19 am
The rather large box on the porch Galaxy, Shampoo, conditioner, facials, body scrubs - rubs, potions, lotions, I didn't have a clue so I just told the girl behind the counter to throw in everything.......... I charged that lot to BRT's account, didn't know he had one but the girl saw Char outside and assumed it was all for BRT.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on December 10, 2008, 12:42:39 pm
*rushes over to Rach with huge steaming mug of coffee* YOU sit yer butt down girl!Its SO good to see you up,but just grab a chair and I'll bring you anything you want!Where's Neko??No offence,Finder..you are brilliant in the kitchen..but when it comes to pancakes Neko is second to none.OK Rach,Norm's got a fat roo for Mei P. and you've got the coffee and syrup and some nice mangoes to get you started...I'll be right back with Neko.*gives Rach a bone grinding hug* I'm SO happy you're gonna be OK!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 10, 2008, 01:49:12 pm
Ooooooooh Chocolates and pancakes I've died and gone to heaven...

I'm soooooooooooooooooooo happy

*Group Trainer Hug*   :silver teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 10, 2008, 02:04:37 pm
No offence taken Bard...... there are things that you can do and things that others can do better.... and I will have a plate of neko's pancakes as well.... who am I to argue..

T&E, I hope you enjoy your chocolate....

Rach,,, I agree with Bard, take the weight off that leg...... if you knacker the good work that Miss D, and T&E and Galaxy did, I will not be happy.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on December 10, 2008, 02:06:25 pm
Hey Finder, don't be so modest.  I think you did most of the work.  We just supported.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 10, 2008, 04:41:30 pm
I'm finished putting all the stuff away and we not only have good canadian maple syrup, but some blueberry sauce as well.

Ouch!
*puts ribs back in place after professional group hug*


I think that I'll have a plate or two of pancakes.
Bacon too..  Throw some of that on...

*remembers who she is dealing with*

AND the coffee MACHINE is on.  Coffee in 5.


I am going to make a chocolate pudding, with chocolate sauce for dessert.
How much should I make?

*remembers who she is dealing with again*

Nevermind - I'll make lots.




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 11, 2008, 01:05:07 am
*takes large sips of coffee and looks around at all the great trainer and people*

Awe..you guys you just make me wanna  :'(

I understand the need to stay off the leg but I'm not a cripple you know and you have all done so much to help me already, I wanna do my bit, it was pretty risk taking and YES el, I will think more about crazy flying trips before I go on them.And Finder I will be mroe suspitious of cubians selling 'special' cigars.
*takes another sip of coffee*

Bard your just great and this is great coffee-I agree Neko is a Pancake samuri-

*looks over el's bowl as she is mixing and melting various chocolate yum yums*
But I am a pretty good mixing bowl cleaner...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 11, 2008, 01:11:50 am
*Miss grabs a quick bite to eat, before heading outside to see Rosslyn*

Rosslyn is curled up in the shade  of a large Oak tree.

"Hi Rosslyn,  I think things have settle down now in the clubhouse.  How about we go for a nice fly, I could use some fresh air."

*Rosslyn, nuzzles Miss, and purs.* 

*Miss climbs up on Rosslyn, and they take off flying over the woods*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 11, 2008, 01:46:19 am
*Witchfinder wanders in to kitchen and snaffles a large plate of pancakes with a small mountain of bacon, mixes a very large vanilla Latte and wanders out on to the porch and sits and watches the sun, going......... going. Suddenly realises that he does not even know if the sun is coming up or going down...... is it morning or afternoon.... looks at plate... well bacon and pancakes would suggest breakfast....... but then round here it is more likely to suggest that someone was hungry......Takes a sip of vanilla latte and rests feet on porch rail.

Who cares........ My Dragon is happy, I am in the best clubhouse in the world and the place is full of friends, does it matter if the sun is going up or down, it's warm that's what matters...takes another sip of Latte....... It's the small pleasures in life that are the best..*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 11, 2008, 02:39:41 pm
*burp*

Good pancakes and bacon... *sigh of contentment*

*leans on porch rail with a cup of hot chocolate in hand*

I know what you mean.  And it is getting to be that season where things get a bit better. 

I have the fruit cakes in the oven and you can smell the brandy and almond liqueur as it starts to waft through the club.  We need to get the mulled wine going..  the tree decorated... 

Should we draw names for gift this year?  Or we could just buy a gift for the local food bank or children's program...

And the lights!  We need lights on the club house...  Trashy or classy?  Maybe flip a coin?  lol
With a dragon theme of course no matter what!

So much for relaxing, but at least it is fun and not stressful!  lol


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 11, 2008, 03:34:37 pm
Hmmmmmmm, The food bank and the childrens program I think, we have enough members that we can do both....

We need to get the tree first, who would be best to send for that,? In fact two trees, one big one for outside and a nice size one for inside...that would be nice.

Don't tell anyone, but I made the Christmas puds in november, and have been feeding them brandy once a week ever since.
Galaxy says that she will make the mince pies, she has a nice touch with them.

When you think about it we have a lot to do, all the food to prepare, I wonder how many will be in here Christmas day.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 11, 2008, 03:58:10 pm
I  uh.. notice that you didn't mention doing the outdoor lights.  Or if we should go trashy or classy....

*wonders if Bard and Rach can be roped into it* 

Going with trashy then, from the more is always better school of thought.


Solstice can go for the trees, I think.  She loves tossing them around as part of her training.  This time the uprooting without the tossing - I think she can handle it...

Maybe have Killer dig a hole for the tree in the front yard and we can just transplant it - save us the trouble next year and provide some lovely shade in the summer...

I have cookie dough in the freezer - the secret locked up freezer - so there are 6 kinds that we thaw, slice and bake.  it's a start.


Turkey?  Ham?  both of course - what was I thinking?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 13, 2008, 04:44:06 am
"On the first day of Christmas my dragon gave to me.......... an egg for number 2 PDeeeeeeeee" Finder warbled (lets be honest here, it could not be called singing) as he swung from the roof hangining icicle lights all round the club house.

"Goose as well el, Don't forget Goose, as well as the turky and ham. I like those lights you are putting on the porch rail, they look smart, and the inflatable Santa and snowman, but please get rid of the inflatable Barny.......... I know you said tacky but that is one tack too many...."

Finder swings round the corner still hanging icicle lights as he goes.

"Noel, Noel, Noooooooeeeeeeeel oh heeeeeeeeelllllllllll.........*Thud*  "Who left that down pipe there".............................


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 13, 2008, 10:14:23 am
Rach and Bard hear and loud thud, they lookup over the huge pile of tangled lights and reindeer ornaments

Wasn't us, swear. We've been trying to sort out this ball of lights el gave us.

They simultaniously look over in BRT's direction


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on December 13, 2008, 10:24:14 am
Rach..you get the feeling El gave us this mess to keep us out of trouble??What do you think it would look like if we just plugged it in the way it is?
                                 
                                        THUMP

What the.....???


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on December 13, 2008, 02:18:18 pm
*Head whips up and out of pooled drool on the bartop. Walks outside humming the Barney theme song*
Inflatable Barney! Finder, I'll take care of it! I just need to get some tools off Lucivar.
 
Hey, Lucivar! There's an inflatable Barney here. I need the bow. Wanna help?
Yep, that's right. I'm gonna try out that song in real life.

*Lucivar looks intently at Myrrdin as he grabs his bow from strapping*
You wanna try it to? Buddy, I don't think the bow will fit in your claws. OHHH, you wanna do that here, are you sure? I thought that was a secret? OK, if you want to it's your thing not mine, but please don't forget about the wings this time. You know it creeps me out.

*With a rush of wind Lucivar disappears and a man with the wings of a dragon appears standing next to Myrrdin*
D>>M+T! I told you about the @F+>< wings. I hate those!
Oh fine, but you have to set the barney up next to the tree.

Hey Everybody! I have a game for us. It involves Barney. You step up to the line here with your bow. Pull back and let 'er fly. All while singing, "I love you. You love me. Let's tie Barney to a tree. Take a bow and arrow. Shoot him in the head. Oopsy daisy Barney's dead."
Rach, no exploding arrows.
Who's first?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 13, 2008, 02:26:58 pm
Finder hits the ground with a solid thud........ Begger, that down pipe hurt..... I know that gutters need them but why are they always where I want to be.....

*Plugs icicle lights in and watches as the roof lights up* Hmmmmmmm nice, I like that.

Starts looking round for decerations for the inside.


Looks at Myrrdin, Hmmmm how much as Myrrd had today....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 13, 2008, 03:57:24 pm
*jumps up and down waving frantically* me first, me first........where's my crossbow???!!! *mutters to self*  Barney youz is soooo going to get it..Ho Ho Ho :silver tongue:

Nice job by the way Finder *admires pretty twinkly lights*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 13, 2008, 04:05:08 pm
*looks out window to see what the thud was but stays to watch the line form to kill Barney*

Isn't that sweet? It will keep them busy while I make brownies to put in the secret freezer...


*sips potent smoothy and looks at crate of Inflatable Barneys.* 

hee hee hee


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 13, 2008, 11:34:49 pm
*Miss and Rosslyn return to the clubhouse to see it decked out in holiday cheer.*


"Wow, nice job everyone?"

*Miss wanders into the kitchen*

"Hi el, need any help?  I'm good at making shortbread cookies."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 14, 2008, 06:12:03 am
"on the second day of christmas my dragon gave to me:
Two Glaes Claws
and an egg for Number 2PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

Finder wanders in to the kitchen...... Hi el, I have done the icicle lights and put the decorations up in the main room, anything else you want doing, I have sent Char off to get candles and things.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 14, 2008, 06:35:12 am
* Bard and Rach are still trying to untangle the mass ball of decorations from events passed*

OK Bard, over, under, through, jump, do a cirlce...Hay this could be a dance!

OMG DUCK!!
*Both Rach and Bard hit the floor as a deflated Barney shoots past overhead*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 15, 2008, 03:01:21 pm
"On the third day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Watches as a purple inflatable Barny zooms across the room air blasting from a hole in its head........"Well that was a good shot from someone."

Tries not to laugh at bard and rach who are now part of the tangle of lights in the middle of the floor. "I see the light." Runs in to kitchen before rach or bard can find something to throw at him....

"El, I have an Idea....... How about we see if the dragons can pinch a couple of snow making machines from a ski resort.... we could have a white Christmas."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 15, 2008, 03:08:37 pm
*looks around to see who's strangling a turkey, realises it was Finder singing*

Who's up for some Mulled Wine or Eggnog??????

*Stirs the vats of Christmas alcohol cheer *


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on December 15, 2008, 08:30:13 pm
TnE, I'll have some of the mulled wine. I've had plenty of eggnog already; reminds me... we could use a little more gold rum and nutmeg. We only have two bottles left that I could find.

*looks at deflated Barney hanging from the ceiling fan.*
Nice. Hey El, can we get another one? BRT just ate the one I asked him to inflate. Oh, and tell him to stop gnawing on people's bows or He'll get an arrow for a chew toy.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: ValiantRose on December 15, 2008, 09:13:16 pm
*POP*

*looks sheepishly*

I thought it was food! Stupid Barney!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 16, 2008, 03:30:16 pm
"On the Forth day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Four chicken mcnuggets
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Goes looking for nuts and Chrisps (Chips) and dips to lay out on the bar.

Anyone for a drink???


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: masterfool on December 16, 2008, 03:42:21 pm
I like how you think...

*slides food receipt into PDF thread*

They'll think it is for MF recipes...

*slurp*

Smoothie?

The accounting dept. just noticed this, and has backcharged your credit cards. . .


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 16, 2008, 03:52:06 pm
No problems, we will redirect it to the usles trivia thread, it should get lost nicely in there,


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 16, 2008, 11:55:31 pm
*Miss decorates the Christmas tree with the lights that Bard and Rach just untangled.*

*Suddenly Miss gets pushed into the Christmas tree.*

"What the Heck!!!!"


*Miss turn around to see a half deflated Barney on the floor.*

"EEEEELLLLLLLLL!!  Enough with the inflatable Barney's!!!!  They are doing more damage the BRT!!!"



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 17, 2008, 01:13:33 pm
"EEEEELLLLLLLLL!!  Enough with the inflatable Barney's!!!!  They are doing more damage the BRT!!!"

Is that even possible  ???


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 17, 2008, 01:53:52 pm
"On the Fifth day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Five sacks of gold.......(someone elses of course)
Four chicken mcnuggets
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

hey Miss D, I thought that you were going to try to be the fairy on top of the tree there. Dagerouse things low flying Barney's.

Awwwww come on T&E, tiss the season of good will, Give BRT a chance, you knever know he may change his ways for Christmas...

And of course pigs might fly   We have to hope.......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fiddler on December 17, 2008, 02:23:01 pm
sneaks in wraps a sac over Finders head and drags him back to "Delete this please"....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 17, 2008, 02:29:48 pm
huh?  Where did finder go?

*looks in closet where elf is blowing up barney inflatibles and sneaks another one into the bar*

Oh nice job on the tree!  Those hand blown glass balls made from dragon snot are beautiful!  The firing really brings out the colours.

Rach and bard - glad you got those lights straightened out. you do fine work.

*reaches into the closet and sneaks another inflatible Barney into the library*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 17, 2008, 02:37:56 pm
POP.....

Damn, I think I just got kidnaped...... would someone keep an eye open for anyone sneeking up on me please......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Whiskey-jack on December 17, 2008, 02:46:36 pm
careful Finder, Fid's good with sacks ;)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 17, 2008, 03:03:52 pm
Sounds like WJ has personal experience there.... I will not ask.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 17, 2008, 03:30:09 pm
*surrounds finder with inflatible Barneys all singing Christmas carols* 

That should keep the kidnappers away.... and anyone else who ventures too close. 

joy to the world.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 18, 2008, 01:42:14 am
"On the Sixth day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Six Masterfool cookies.
Five sacks of gold.......(someone elses of course)
Four chicken mcnuggets
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Starts kicking Barney's out of the way........."Damn it el, I asked for someone to just keep an eye open..... I did not want to be tortured. Myrrden.... look myrrden, Barney's, lots of Barney's......"

Ducks as Myrrden pulls out crossbow with a rapturouse look of pure glee.............


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on December 18, 2008, 03:08:20 am
Finder, I hate to break it to you, but Myrrden is my evil twin. You can tell by the crossbow. I won't use the things. Supposedly they can be damaged if you fire them without a quarrel being loaded.
The other bad news is that my evil twin likes Barney and hates people.

*grabs the tranq gun and pops a dart in Myrrden' @++. Then guides him into Fid's sack in Finder's place.*

That should keep you safe for a little while. Oh, and you might want to duck.

*Fits arrow to sungwood bow and draws on Leftmost Barney*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 19, 2008, 02:03:10 pm
"On the seventh day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Seven new achievenments
Six Masterfool cookies.
Five sacks of gold.......(someone elses of course)
Four chicken mcnuggets
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Whoops, Sorry Myrrdin...the brain was not working, I do apologise..........

Wanders in to kitchen and starts roasting chestnuts, anyone want some whilst their hot......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 20, 2008, 11:58:48 am
"On the eighth day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Eight Gogy tentacles  (Ewwwwwwwwww)
Seven new achievenments
Six Masterfool cookies.
Five sacks of gold.......(someone elses of course)
Four chicken mcnuggets
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

What no takers for these chestnuts....... Looks like I will have to eat them myself.

Pours large brandy and sits at the bar with drink and hot chestnuts.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 20, 2008, 12:43:29 pm
*looking up from the couch*

Can someone get me another drink please?

I think it was revenge of the Barnys, but my back is out.  I'm going to lay here until I have drunk myself unconscious, if no one minds.

*Glares in BRT's direction*

Mine. Do not touch!!  My couch!  If I have a drop of BRT drool on me when I wake up, I will make sure you never drool again!!

*grimances in pain..*

And I'll have a chest nut please, maybe two or three... and the slingshot is around somewhere, isn't it?

*lays back exhausted*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 20, 2008, 02:09:40 pm
Throws strawberries and mango in to mixer and adds a large shot of vodka, then add's another Large shot of vodka, then add's a large shot of Vodka just in case, add's ice and whizzes........................

Here we go el, oe drink, chestnuts, mince pies, chocolate, marshmallows..... anything else, how about a back rub.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 21, 2008, 01:50:23 am
"On the Ninth day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Nine new items from the shop
Eight Gogy tentacles  (Ewwwwwwwwww)
Seven new achievenments
Six Masterfool cookies.
Five sacks of gold.......(someone elses of course)
Four chicken mcnuggets
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."


Has  my singing sent every one away??????


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 21, 2008, 05:08:55 am
*Blinks and snaps out of the hypnotic trance the glow the Christmas tree lights have caused her to be in*

Oh, Finder I think your song is great, it could almost be an (un)offical PD Christmas carol :D

I'm looking forward to finding out what your dragon is going to give you on the 12th day.

*slides over to where the eggnog rests on the table, and grabs a minced pie or two*

Ohh its the most wonderful time... of the year...

Secretly wishes PD2 comes out on New Years Day




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 22, 2008, 12:08:22 pm
"On the Tenth day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Ten dragons assisting
Nine new items from the shop
Eight Gogy tentacles  (Ewwwwwwwwww)
Seven new achievements
Six Masterfool cookies.
Five sacks of gold.......(someone elses of course)
Four chicken mcnuggets
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Watches rach enjoying the mince pies and egg nog....... and thinks about making another batch of mince pies when there is a crash from the roof, Finder and rach both run out to see what has happened....

"Yea look at that Rach, Char and Mei P heve brought us snow makeres from the ski resort." bows to rach and jestures to the roof. "Shall we."

Climbing on to the roof they set up the snow makers and switch on, filling the air with snow.......................


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on December 22, 2008, 05:18:14 pm
*holds up a pot of Earle Grey tea and a bottle of grand marnier*
El,they are MAKING snow!!!!I'm heading for the library fireplace and locking the door....coming?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 22, 2008, 05:42:05 pm
I'm with you.   "It looks so ~pretty~."  They have no idea, do they?

I think we should make them watch the slideshow!

(I live one island over from this one!)

http://www.thetelegram.com/index.cfm?main=gallery&cid=233

click on the first picture and off you go...

*Grabs fuzzy blanket on the way to the library*

 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 23, 2008, 08:29:52 am
*joins el and bard to watch the pretty white rain, snuggles up in cozy blanket and quaffs a hot toddy*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 23, 2008, 08:43:29 am
*shouts really loud as she cant hear herself over the snow machine*

FINDERS THIS IS FANTASTIC! YEEHAAA! WATCH THAT SNOW FLY!

THIS IS MY FIRST WHITE CHRISTMAS!!!!

*Finders says something but Rach cant hear him over the machine*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on December 23, 2008, 08:54:15 am
Galaxy joins El, Bard, TnE and Rach with a large drink in her hand.

I think that Finder might have been asking us to switch the snow machine off before it gets any deeper, but this is really great.  Let's just pretend we didn't hear him.  As long as it doesn't go over his head he'll be fine.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 23, 2008, 10:25:47 am
I do understand that some might find snow pretty and it does make everything pretty in pictures etc... but in real life - bah...

No. I don't hear anything.

More hot toddy anyone?

*pulls blankie up under chin*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 23, 2008, 03:02:53 pm
"On the Eleventh day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Eleven Uncaved Cavers
Ten dragons assisting
Nine new items from the shop
Eight Gogy tentacles  (Ewwwwwwwwww)
Seven new achievements
Six Masterfool cookies.
Five sacks of gold.......(someone elses of course)
Four chicken mcnuggets
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Wanders back in and sees everyone cowering under blankets...... Okay, okay, just an inch or two...... Come on, Rach has never seen a white christmas, all I am trying to do here is make people happy.....

It's that time of year.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 23, 2008, 03:16:46 pm
*pulls blankie over head*

yes yes.... heart in the right place - blah blah blah...
Sweet finder, really.  Shut the door please..

*once door shuts, peeks out, pours a bit more warmth in the hot toddy and climbs back in*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 24, 2008, 05:14:12 am
"On the Twelfth day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Twelve……. Okay not quite right!!
Lots of friends on PD………………….
That’s the one, Lots of PD Friends, some of whom I have chatted to in the chat room others that we have passed the time on the forums with, and some who we have attacked or been attacked by, but all have been friendly, helpful and good fun to know……. And that is what PD has come to mean more than anything, somewhere that I can go to have fun with some good friends.

As I write this it is getting closer to midday in the UK and that means that on the other side of the world it is getting closer to midnight, Christmas day is about to start, so may I take this opportunity to wish you all a
Very Merry Christmas
And a Happy, Prosperous but above all peaceful New Year.

Now back to the rotten singing.
 
"On the Twelfth day of Christmas my dragon gave to meeeeeee:
Lots of Friends on PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Eleven Uncaved Cavers
Ten dragons assisting
Nine new items from the shop
Eight Gogy tentacles (Ewwwwwwwwww)
Seven new achievements
Six Masterfool cookies.
Five sacks of gold.......(someone elses of course)
Four chicken mcnuggets
Three turky kababs
two glaes claws
and an egg for Number 2 PDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

*Puts Champagne on ice and checks to make sure that there is plenty of orange juice in case anyone wants bucks fizz. Heads fot the kitchen to prepare chestnut stuffing and sausage roles. “El, do you want one of these ovens for cookies???”


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 24, 2008, 04:29:30 pm
Merry Christmas Finder and Seasons greetings to all in the club.  :silver smile:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 24, 2008, 04:56:59 pm
*Peeks out of the library door, wary of snow - Raises glass*

Merry Christmas to all, peace and joy to you and your families.

Lovely song Finder... 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 24, 2008, 10:45:23 pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
*makes a snow ball and throws it at Fiddler*

Haha! My first snow fight and on Christmas day! Thanks dragons for bringing those snow machines..
I'm so happy I have had people to share time and stories with, *sniff* Thanks everyone..



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on December 24, 2008, 11:17:08 pm
Wishing everyone a very merry Christmas,and a new year full of peace,joy,love and laughter!!!I am so grateful to have met you all!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on December 25, 2008, 12:58:05 am
Merry Christmas everyone! 

Ducks as a snowball whizzes by and starts to make a good sized pile of her own.  If a snowball fight is about to ensue, it always helps to have plenty of ammunition!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 25, 2008, 01:06:44 am
Pours Champagne for everyone....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 25, 2008, 01:46:51 am
Merry Christmas everyone!!!!  :red grin: :green grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on December 25, 2008, 03:42:58 am
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Here's a nice drink for you. I'm not sure if it's a new drink or not but I just made it for the first time last night. It's raw apple juice, vodka and a dash of cinnamon. I used Ketel One, but Smirnoff worked alright too.
This is the first round of it hot though. Let me know how it is.
*passes out steaming mugs of what he affectionately calls a Mama Dar*
Nice snow Finder.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on December 25, 2008, 02:26:45 pm
Mmmm..... lovely drink, Myrrdin.  Can I have a top up please?  By the way, I should make lots more, I think it's going to be popular.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on December 25, 2008, 02:55:55 pm
*wipes snow from her knees and looks around*
"Can I join please???"
*Waits in anticipation. Wonders if anyone's going to simply throw a snowball and simply shut the door*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on December 25, 2008, 02:58:56 pm
Emakav!  Welcome to the Mad House.  I can't promise that no-one will throw a snowball at you but we won't shut the door in your face.  Here, have a mug of Myrrdin's Mama Dar, it's lovely.  By the way, watch out for Brt, he eats anything and everything!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 25, 2008, 04:18:50 pm
*looks up from Christmas  dinner*

Welcome emakav. Grab a plate and fill it up!  There's lots of food, as well as drink!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 26, 2008, 02:03:43 am
"Welcome Emakav!  Help yourself to food and drink!"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on December 26, 2008, 02:47:38 am
*rolls large snowball and whips it at emakav's back knocking her face first into the snow.*
Nice to meet you emakav. We've got an inflatable Barney just waiting for an arrow if you don't like the snow.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 26, 2008, 04:11:34 am
*Wanders in knowing that he should not have had that last helping of Christmas Pud, glances down at waist line and considers going for a jog.....................................................................Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, heads for the bar looking round at variouse somnambulent figures, puts on coffee maker and digs fresh bottle of brandy out*


"Morning all, anyone for coffee? hair of the dog?  Hi Emakav, saw you come in but could not stop eating long enough to say hi, hope that you like it here".



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 26, 2008, 05:25:38 am
* Rushes in to the club house with one of the largest snowballs able to be carried by humans hands and winds it up in Myrrdins direction, about to pitch this snowball of beauty, Rach's eye catches el's facial expression. Those piercing eyes cause her to slowly lower her arm and walk backwards towards the door and she drops the massive snowball into the front yard.*

Urgh! No fair Myrrdin!
Umm..sorry el, no snow in the club house.

Ooo...Christmas feast..and new person!
Hello emakav! Welcome, welcome!

*pulls up to the Bar and askes Finder if he can make her a shaved Dog instead of a hairy one, as he fixes her a drink she looks over at Myrrdin and her cheeky smug face*
next time myrrdin...next time



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on December 26, 2008, 06:29:56 am
*piles plate high with bacon and eggs* Nyom nyom nyom nyom. This is the best clubhouse I've ever been in. It's so warm and toasty (once I've wiped the snow off my face, thanks for that, Myrridin, you should have took the shot Rach!)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 27, 2008, 10:37:25 am
Runs back in to club.

Okay where do I hide,I just niped in to the Delete this thread and snowballed Fid, I think I might be in the brown smelly stuff........


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on December 27, 2008, 11:03:18 am
*bard rushes in door,slamming it shut and leaning back against it*

Holy crap you guys,be careful...I got sucked in to RL out there and barely got away in one peice!I'm so happy to be home and safe!!Finder..I stopped by that other thread on the way in and if I were you I'd sit with my back against the wall for a while!Hey a new person!!Lovely to meet you and welcome!!Rach come have a hot drink and I'll tell you how to get Myrrdin back.
   *grabs Rach and a mulled wine and heads for the fireplace,throwing a last haunted look back
     at the door."ugly...so ugly over there".Shaking off a last shudder she leans toward Rach and
     whispers*
What you need to do is get Mei P to wait near the big trees that line the path to the parking lot,tell her when Myrddin gets about halfway down she needs to give them a smack with her tail...all that snow will dump on the path,and anyone on it,all at once.Just for Dawg sake,make sure El is not out there too!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Whiskey-jack on December 27, 2008, 11:08:02 am
Runs back in to club.

Okay where do I hide,I just niped in to the Delete this thread and snowballed Fid, I think I might be in the brown smelly stuff........

...with a turd for a paddle ;)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fiddler on December 27, 2008, 11:08:09 am
***Finder....Oh Finder.....* I can hear you breathing.....you may not let me in, but I can wait....and when I get there...................................evil grin......................


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 27, 2008, 03:00:43 pm
*gives the evil eye to all the snow freaks*

Take it outside. Out of sight of the club preferably, but not a requirement.

I'll point out our nice new floor as excuse enough,
but really - if a flake of snow touches me, well I turn into something really evil and mean....

I'm glad you are safe from RL bard *fills a plate of goodies for bard to take*

Here Finder *slides table against wall and covers with Christmas table cloth and sweets - baked goods, pies and fruit cakes*
Hide under there. If anyone finds you, they might be distracted by the goodies. 

hmmm...  *adds punch bowl* 

That should do it!




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on December 27, 2008, 05:46:26 pm
I'm sitting by the fire, with my little doggie in my lap, drinking a nice pear cider (don't ask! I swear, since I switched from spirits to bears, I've put on so much weight. Must be the wheat or whatever!). I look around and take in all the chaos.

"Ah, 'tis good to be at home!!!!"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 28, 2008, 07:32:39 am
Did someone mention Pear Cider?   :silver teeth:  *looks in emakav's direction, in a hopeful fashion*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on December 28, 2008, 12:51:06 pm
Here, crack open and cold one and join me. *hands a six pack of Ritz to tiredandemotional*
Cheers! Watch out for the dog tho: he tends to shed his hair a lot.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 28, 2008, 02:01:01 pm
Runs back in to club.....

"Blooming heck, You pop out to do someone a favour and have to watch your back all the time, I nearly got caught by Fid just then, that was a close run thing."

Heads to the bar to pour a large drink.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on December 28, 2008, 02:02:40 pm
Dances around Finder chanting

Fid's gonna get ya, Fid's gonna get ya!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 28, 2008, 02:04:37 pm
And that particular charmless nerk called Galaxy is my wife................ nice huh..... Good job I love her..... :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fiddler on December 28, 2008, 03:31:44 pm
listens in at the door, chuckling at Galaxy's comment.......

hmmmm maybe I can get her help with something....laughs out loud then covers mouth with both hands


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on December 29, 2008, 02:34:22 am
* Rach stops mid sip as her ears register a wisper of manic laughter coming from outside. She looks at the door, then looks at finder, looks at the door then looks at finder and mutters to herself*

he helped me, so I must help him

* she takes out her mobile phone and presses some numbers and has a conversation with...someone. Thunderous sounds are flapping from above then...THUMP 2 tones of snow decend ontop of the club house and everything around it. Mei P is seen grabbing what looks like a shocked faced frozen fiddler and takes her back to "Delete this...Please"*


Here you Finder, have another drink


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Whiskey-jack on December 29, 2008, 03:06:51 am
*Inslash circles overhead and smiles...if a Dragon can smile.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fiddler on December 29, 2008, 03:14:42 am
.........hmmmm doesn't recall ever having to use a cell for a dragon....

E're the beating of the drum...something wicked..this way come

sits in the snow bank and laughs...looking to the sky.......................................


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on December 29, 2008, 06:54:43 am
I'm just wondering, what pocket would a dragon keep a cell phone in? How big would that phone need to be???


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 29, 2008, 07:06:38 am

*looks up from breakfast*

Back about 20 pages or so, the Faerie nano technology was explained in depth...
too much for me to comprehend, but others love it

ummm bloody mary...  excellent choice for bacon and pancakes!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on December 29, 2008, 03:21:40 pm
I think I'll stick with the liquid breakfast. It's supposed to be better for you. Some one pass me that bucket o' melted chocolate, please? *sits looking innocently around*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 29, 2008, 08:41:54 pm
""mmmmmmmmm  I cup of hot chocolate with a dollop of whipping cream sounds good right now."

*Miss pours herself a a hot chocolate and settles down in a big arm chair next to the fire.  Miss picks up her book and begins reading.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on December 30, 2008, 05:34:09 am
Oh, read aloud to us, Miss! I don't think I have the energy left to steal the book from you! What'cha reading?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 30, 2008, 11:28:58 am
"I'm reading  The Last Templar by Raymond Khoury.  It's a mystery suspense book. It switches back and forth from the middle ages and present day.  Its a very good read, lol.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on December 30, 2008, 01:16:00 pm
*enters through front door with soot covered face*
Doesn't really sound like my type of book, but can I buy everyone a drink of whatever they want?
 Lucivar and I just reached 15 million again. That birthday bash took quite a while to recover from. Then again we were down to 600,000 when it ended.
Oh, and Rach, the look on Fiddler's face was awesome. I caught a snapshot of it from the edge of the lawn. Here take a look.
*Tosses camera over to Rach*
And no it doesn't have a gps function on it so that picture of our hoarde won't tell you where it is.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on December 30, 2008, 04:13:49 pm
I love reading, Miss Degn. Would you recommend that book to me? I read anything from John Betjman poetry to RA Salvatore. I cross every genre and all I want is something that is well written with a good plot that I can get my teeth in to.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 30, 2008, 05:23:09 pm
Oh congrats to you and Lucivar Mer, * ponders what a cave stuffed with 15 million looks like *


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 30, 2008, 08:06:26 pm
"emakav, I think you would enjoy the book."

*Miss turns towards Myrrdin.*

"Congratulations Myrrdin and Lucivar."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on December 30, 2008, 09:33:06 pm
Yay Myrrdin and Lucivar!!To celebrate,let me buy you a drink instead!!Normeth will slay some poor creature for Lucivar,too.What's your pleasure?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on December 31, 2008, 02:16:30 pm
Lucivar says he wants the real Barney. He thinks purple dinosaur will taste interesting.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on December 31, 2008, 03:03:12 pm
Nice Choice Lucivar!  If only more people thought that way. 
I think the real Barney can be found at barney.com

Congrats on the recovery as well.  Sometimes it can be a tough road.

I am going to drink caesars this evening and celebrate the end of this year... 
and the beginning of the next!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on December 31, 2008, 03:25:47 pm
Been having connection problems tonight, the router is causing problems.

However Happy new year all, I hope that you all have a prosperouse and peacefull one.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on December 31, 2008, 05:06:45 pm
"Happy New Year's everyone!"

*Miss raises a glass of champagne as a toast, before enjoying a sip of bubbly.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on December 31, 2008, 05:48:44 pm
Cheers  :silver teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 01, 2009, 01:51:27 am
Happy New Year all!!May the gods of random roll smile on us all in 2009!!
  *flies off to hunt purple prehistoric prey*
Hey Rach!!Feeling up to a bit of hunting,yet?I mean,how hard could it be?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 01, 2009, 06:42:00 am
I hope everyone had a marvellous New Years Eve and the year is off to a wonderful start!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 01, 2009, 08:24:58 am
*rolls up after a night in the pub*
That was some amount of fun! Today I am going to relax with www.lfgcomic.com, and real the story from start to finish! An online fantasy comic? Fun for all!
HAPPY NEW YEARS!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on January 01, 2009, 01:49:33 pm
Happy New Year!!! Beach anyone?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 01, 2009, 01:57:50 pm
Oh yes....  runs for surf on New Year's Island via the Delete this thread....  *splash*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on January 02, 2009, 02:31:59 am
*walks in the door smelling of gunpowder*
The fireworks on New Years in Sydney Australia...  Awesome!!!

*Catches the camera and views the photos from Myrrdin's*

Haha! Right place at the right time for that snap shot!
Congrad's on all those shinies.


*Suits up with knives and harness*

Bard, I would love to get that smily purple beast they call a dragon. Mei P hasn't had a good flight since the last 'episode' and she has been itching for a good flight, not to sure how far it is to .com land though.

Yes, el, we will be flying safely, no cigars or fancy manouvers this time ;)

Ready to go Bard? Got everything? 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 02, 2009, 01:03:33 pm
I guess...I got sacks of refined white sugar for bait,hearing protection for us and our dragons,and blueprints of Guantanamo Bay where the purple one is apparently used for torturing prisoners(see,we're on a humanitarian mission!)Anything else you can think of?
My greatest worry is how we'll cook the thing...even El might be stumped.We may have to consult Masterfool....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 02, 2009, 01:38:04 pm
Lucivar can cook his own dinner.

Just make sure it is screaming and crying when it gets to him! 
Tears add just the right amount of salt.  lol


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 02, 2009, 01:54:08 pm
Oh....Lucivar is gonna eat it?I thought it was for Myrddin...well come to that ,no reason he can't cook his own either!AND clean up the resulting mess...no purple stains in the kitchen when yer done Mer!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on January 02, 2009, 03:19:58 pm
For all our sakes, please bring it back at least mute. That cry of it's horrifying, and could but us all off our dinner.
And Lucivar is quite capable of cooking it to his own taste. Have fun.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 02, 2009, 03:29:09 pm
Finder wanders in from the library, what's this, you are going after the purple beast...... best of luck to you...

*starts hunting through cupboard.* Ha, I thought that this was still around somewhere, *pulls out the rocket assisted potato launcher, usefull for barnies, Fid if she comes looking for me,,,,,,,, though I think I would use mashed potato for fid... and for the deves if they tease us any more with their pictures of them working on PD2.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 03, 2009, 03:17:22 am
Not only will I mash potato fid for you, I can clean and gut fid for ya...
(sorry, it seemed like a good moment for a Jaws quote)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 03, 2009, 05:13:27 am
umm mashed potatoes with garlic...

I think I will start supper now...  Left over turkey and gravy on garlic mashed potatoes?
*uses all the potatoes to prevent potato wars - mashed and unmashed*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 03, 2009, 11:21:47 am
Hunts through the kitchen but cannot find any potatoes anywhere....... pinches some of el's turkey and makes a turkey club sandwich, finds some old soft tomatoes in the bottom of one of the fridges....

"coooo, I wonder if these will work," goes out on to balcony and loads potatoe launcher with soft tomato.

"Fire in the hole........"

Whoooooosssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh splat.................

"Oh hell................ sorry Lucivar"........
 Ducks as a jet of flame from the parking lot sears across the balcony.
  "Still, that seems to work nicely... Just have to watch where I point it""............. looks at table... Ahhhhh now a toasted turkey club sandwich I see, I just hope no one spots that splated tomato on Lucivars rump."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on January 03, 2009, 05:19:50 pm
Finder, don't make him angry. He really enjoyed the Incredible Hulk. Especially the engine of destruction part. El, will be really mad if she has to have the construction guys back.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on January 03, 2009, 06:58:32 pm
*stomps into the club*

*heads straight to the bar*

*mutters* 

*stomps outside to sulk*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 04, 2009, 02:49:02 am
*Mixes up a large batch of margaretas and heads out on to the balcony, hands T&E a arge drink*

"What's Up?"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on January 04, 2009, 07:16:20 am
Cheers finder just had a bad day and found out when it comes to I.T. I'm more of an ignoramus than I initially thought *ponders if that's actually a contradiction or further proof*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on January 04, 2009, 08:08:55 am
here T&E this is how I feel about computers sometimes. You can use it whilst we are going to get ourselves a Barney dragons to fry. Alternatively, you can join Bard and I on our Hunt :D

(http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr270/rach_mcdwll/crazytyper.gif)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 04, 2009, 08:09:59 am
You know something T&E, if I had a pound for everytime I thought that I would be rich...... but yet somehow we still manage to keep going....

I think this is another case of have another drink and work round whatever the problem is...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on January 04, 2009, 09:06:19 am
lol Rach, I love that!  it always makes me laugh.... Yes finder...a good plan in deed..... drink .......and then off to Kill Barney...... I'm sure that'll do the trick   :green teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on January 04, 2009, 09:27:59 am
Excellent...
*goes off to pack extra stabbing weapons for T&E to use on Barney*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on January 04, 2009, 09:29:31 am
Hey Rach, do you have room for one more person in your posse?  I wouldn't mind taking out a purple dinosaur. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on January 04, 2009, 09:33:26 am
No Prob-lem-o

*adds extra stabbing weapons and a few explosives*
Dragons can't have ALL the fun, now can they ;)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 04, 2009, 12:57:18 pm
WOOT!!We got us a posse!!Let's ride!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 04, 2009, 02:42:13 pm
*goes to check meds, and other medicinal type products*

Finder - better check the infirmary...  we may need bandaids!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on January 04, 2009, 02:44:12 pm
 Fills a large glass with something far too alcoholic and settles down in a comfy chair on the balcony.  A large tray of nibbles are well within reach.

Ok you guys, go kill those Barneys but don't go too far away, I want to watch the entertainment.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on January 04, 2009, 02:49:58 pm
I can see the wounded coming in from here.  I'll give you advanced warning so we can all be ready.  If any of the Barnies get injured, we may be able to stick a bandaid over the hole, re-inflate them and send them out to be killed again.  In the meantime, I'm just going to enjoy the entertainment.........!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 04, 2009, 02:58:24 pm
*Looks up from checking the surgical kit*  "as long as we get some warning it would help, oh and if you do see a barnie please let me know, I have something for them as well"

*Loads the rocket assisted potato launcher* "Oh have I got something for barnie."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on January 04, 2009, 07:17:09 pm
Bard, Miss_D, T&E and rach whistle for and mount their dragons and off they fly
Only manic laughter can be heard above the sounds of dragon wings


MmWwHahahahahahahahahahahha


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 05, 2009, 06:19:21 am
*Makes large pitcher of mojitos... and waits for the fall out*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 05, 2009, 12:03:18 pm
Knocks up a large plate of mixed sandwiches and cakes to shair with Galaxy and el, puls up a chair.

"Well the kit is checked, all we can do is wait and see what happens"

Pours a large bloody Mary and bites in to a turky and ham sandwich........(Havent we got rid of all that turkey yet??)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 06, 2009, 05:24:00 pm
*looks in fridge*

No more turkey after that sandwich.

*eyes sandwich, grabs cranberry sauce to smother turkey*

Thank you.

I'm making caesars.  Anyone want some?   


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 06, 2009, 06:04:01 pm
Hey el, what's a Caesar?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 06, 2009, 07:29:40 pm
A drink with nutrition and vodka!   lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rinLztPFYBc

http://www.thatsthespirit.com/en/drinks/caesar.asp


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 07, 2009, 04:56:45 am
Well, so long as it's nutritious, I'm there! You make the caesars, I'll get the chips and melty cheese dip (because, as we all know, the goodness of the dairy in the melty cheese balances the goodness of the salt in the chips) We're healthy!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 07, 2009, 03:46:14 pm
Wanders in dripping wet and heads for the bar...

Blooming Fid I swear I will have to pay her a visit with a snowball befor we send the snow machines back.....

Pours a large drink.

Any sign of the Barny hunters yet??

Hope el and Fid don't come looking in here.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 10, 2009, 10:15:49 am
*holds finder very tight while Fid stuffs artificial snow down his underpants*

There we go...  you wanted snow - you got it.

*High five* to fid 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on January 10, 2009, 01:26:04 pm
*pokes her head through the doorway*

Is is safe for me to come in??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 10, 2009, 01:31:56 pm
Yes, that was just el and fid getting there revenge on me...... shame they did it in here and not the delete this thread which is where I got them....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on January 10, 2009, 01:34:41 pm
Well, you know, I'm feeling a bit delicate, being jetlagged and all. I wonder why it's always worse on day three... Anyone got a good remedy?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 10, 2009, 01:35:55 pm
Yep,
 red wine and sleep


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 10, 2009, 02:49:24 pm
We had to do it here, this is where the snow is. 

And I agree, sleep, Neko.  Have a comfy chair and a nice drink. There's one in front of the fireplace...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 10, 2009, 04:19:54 pm
Poor Finder. You deserved it tho!  ::)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 11, 2009, 04:52:57 am
Did not deserve it.....I didn't know that it was a foam extingisher.....

Besides Fid started it when she kidnaped me

Revenge will be mine......maybe


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fiddler on January 11, 2009, 08:00:46 am
laughs from somewhere near....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 11, 2009, 11:00:56 am
Look's round to see if Fid and her sack are anywhere near.....

Damnit, last time I heard that laugh I ended up on the delete this thread.....

Trys to fix wing mirrors to shoulders.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 12, 2009, 02:12:02 am
Four dragons and thier riders glide wingtip to wingtip over an ocean so still and through a mist so heavy it is difficult to see where one ends and the other begins.Bard squints through the fog,trying to shake the growing unease.The others must feel it,too...the laughter and banter has tapered off since they entered the fogbank and all are silent now.Rach reaches into her tunic again and does things to her fairy communication thingy,the others hear her swearing under her breath as she puts it back again.
The mood could hardly be further from earlier,when thier trip down the coastline had finally brought them to warm southern waters.They'd been drunk with laughter as they dove through cresting waves,barely staying on thier dragons backs as they crashed through the water.They raced and won against a huge pod of dolphins who seemed to share thier joy.The dragons had sulked briefly at not being permitted to eat the gentle manatees they found in a sheltered cove,but brightened immediately when the women flipped off thier backs and splashed in the salt water until sharks began to circle-tasty food and combat too!
They had thought they would have reached Guantanamo Bay by now,where a few exploding arrowheads would create a window of diversion wide enough for them to swoop in and net thier purple prey and be off again before anyone knew what had happened.They were pretty certain that military personnel had little training that could realisticly prepare them for four women on dragonback kidnapping a purple dinosaur.This fogbank had been the only kink in thier plans,and something about it nagged at Bard's thoughts.She went over thier line of travel again and again until suddenly something clicked.
  "OMFG,do you guys know anything about the Burmuda Triangle??"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 12, 2009, 05:39:16 am
Lol. That's hilarious. Someone better get a search party up for bard and the others. Any volunteers?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fiddler on January 12, 2009, 06:56:07 am
LMFAO! Nice Bard...what a twist...hmmm maybe I should go back to the other thread now where it's sunny and safe.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 13, 2009, 06:48:44 am
*clambers on to Star Fly's back, still with a drink in hand*

Ok, Star Fly, I know we're a little drunk, but we have to go find the barney-hunters and bring them home. Good job we watched the x-files yesterday, and know that if we're caught in the bermuda triangle all we have to do is change history and wait for Scully, Skinner and the Lone Gunmen to find us.

*Star Fly rolls his eyes and takes off*

Tally ho! *Hic!* Anyone else coming along? I've got tequila!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 13, 2009, 07:28:34 am
Oh dear....  at least ema has a plan. 

*gulps last of the caesars from the pitcher, licking the pitcher for the last few drops*

Come on Solstice.  It isn't like we've never changed history before. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 14, 2009, 11:49:39 am
Loads emergency kit in to back pack, "Come on Char, looks like there is work to be done."

Jumps on to his dragons back and settles between the neck ridges as Char takes a huge leap in to the air, co-insiding with the first downsweep of the wings.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on January 14, 2009, 12:49:12 pm
Heeyyyyyy..............  Wait for me!  Come on, Scales.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 14, 2009, 01:39:28 pm
Right, I've got a map. If we head... this way *points vaguely ahead* we might just reach them before too much damage is done. Either that or the map is upside down and we end up in Brazil. I don't think it matters either way. It's the thought that counts, isn't is? Or is that just for gifts? I've been drinking the tequila for too long; my brain's a bit fuzzy.

Oh well. We'll get somewhere, anyway.

*Star Fly shakes his head at the stupidity of humans. Then again, their brains are tinier than his, so it's only to be expected*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on January 15, 2009, 09:28:49 am
"OMG, don't tell me we are stuck in the Bermuda Triangle!!!  How are we supposed to get out of it?"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 15, 2009, 02:08:05 pm
*Solstice looks over at Star Fly and winks*

 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 15, 2009, 02:31:09 pm
We must be,Miss...I can't think of anything else it could possibly be!I don't know what to do,except keep flying and hope the others notice we're gone and figure out something...at least they have plenty of experience in THAT department!I hate to even bring this up,but do you think it might be prudent to...um.....ration the wine...gasp....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 15, 2009, 03:17:01 pm
Char looks over at solstice, Star Fly and Scales and roars

Finder looks over to the other riders......"Can you see that sort of Fog in front, I think that Star Fly has brought us to the right place."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on January 15, 2009, 08:24:19 pm
Hey girls check out those 1940's style planes, can we play whilst were trying to find the exit?? Or hopefully get rescued?

Hmm...Just a thought...If the guys come to rescue us, wont they be stuck in the triangle??

Maybe they are bringing a very long rope that they tied to Cuba, so we can all be pulled out of here...

Ooo...look at that cool ship, and LOOK! Another plane..


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 15, 2009, 08:45:50 pm
Hmmm... Do you think that the dragons can burn off the fog?  Or flap their wings really hard and make it blow away?

*takes another sip from the straw spiraling up to her helmet that holds two cans of mixed caesars...*

What?  What?  I thought they were good ideas.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 16, 2009, 06:29:17 am
Ok so el's brain juice doesn't seem to be working. I was thinking that we grab that buoy from down in the ocean, attach this ball of wool to it (I'm Irish, apparently I always have a ball of wool about my person) and unwind it as we go. That way, we have a 'trail of breadcrumbs', as it were, to follow back? Hm. Tequila. Not only does it make you happy but it also makes you think of good ideas that wouldn't work in real life!

What do we all think of that plan?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 16, 2009, 11:37:39 am
Hmmmmmm................. checks his back pack......... oh goody, rum and coke.......takes a large swig.

Damn em, sounds like a plan to me.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 16, 2009, 12:10:31 pm
Oh yes.  Tequila is great for that.. after you finish vomiting in the bushes!  lol

Seriously though
How about we set fire to some of those old boats that we can see just through the edge of that fog too. 

Maybe the others will see that and come towards us before our ball of wool runs out... 

*Points out a ghostly large wooden 3 mast ship with a dozen sails billowing in the airless fog*

I think that one might last for a few hours...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 16, 2009, 12:13:47 pm
Go for it el, I will circle just above you and Galaxy and Emakav can circle each a bit higher, that way we should be able to stay in touch.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on January 16, 2009, 12:57:48 pm
Fire!!!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/27/article-1038883-0214D26A00000578-872_468x286.jpg)



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 16, 2009, 01:42:26 pm
*circles back quickly keeping ema and her ball of yarn close*
 
There we go.  Solstice was happy to make it all flamey.  lol 
I'm so glad that the crew members have been dead for 250 years or so!


Now let's keep the fire at our backs and hope that the others can see it....

*peers into the deeper fog and wonders if this really is a good idea*

uh.. well.. but...

*slurp... refills helmet with cold cans...*

Whooo hoooo..  Let's go! 

Solstice let out a bellow or two. 
Normeth might be reminded of those "moments" together...
Should get his attention!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 17, 2009, 01:48:50 pm
Em, just out of interest, That buoy you tied the wool to, ..... what type of Buoy was it?????? we could be in the poo here!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on January 19, 2009, 03:35:06 am
You are (http://qualitymarinesupply.com/library/ButtBuoyLeopardnewpic.JPG)!! :gold grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 20, 2009, 02:33:09 pm
Four dragons and thier riders sit perched over a misty ocean on a pile of wrecked ships and aircraft so deep that they actually sit above the water.In spite of how crowded this weird patch of sea seems to be,they have been unable to find any help or useful information.The elderly couple they met arguing back and forth from within the cockpit of an old,old plane wouldn't even acknowledge them,so heated was thier apparently decades-long argument.As they gave up and flew on they could still faintly make out thier words"I said due west Amelia,you just never listen..."The truly nasty old man they met on a small sailboat had barely glanced at them before telling them to F.O. and contiuing his rant about unions and idiots probably digging up perfectly good ballfields instead of searching for him here.
The four sit quietly,listening for anything that could be a clue as to where they are,or where they should be when out of the gloom glides a huge black pirate ship.The women look upward at the looming hull with disbelief as the words "Black Pearl" appear on its side.They simultaneously begin laughing and shouting"JOHNNY!ORLANDO!OVER HERE!YAY WE'RE SAVED!!"Two faces peer over the side of the ship,two sets of eyes grow wide with horror,and with astonishing speed the sails are furled and the incredibly fast ship begins to speed off into the mist."NO,NO,NO!!"shouts bard and launches into flight after them.Normeth stumbles in flight,his wings caught in some sort of string.They flop back onto the pile of rubble and Rach cuts them free."Looks just like wool,for Dawg's sake....man,this place just keeps getting weirder and weirder...do you guys smell smoke?"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 21, 2009, 04:32:25 pm
*cough* cough* cough*

That wind is blowing the smoke right at us.  I can't see a thing. 

And what do you mean that the wool just broke??

I am going back the way we came from and I'll sit there. 
Maybe knit... *mutter*

Solstice can set boats on fire for the next two weeks by the number of boats we can see from here.

*turns around, nearly smashing into a mast of one of the aforementioned  wooden boats, moving very quickly, with lots of screaming and hollering from the deck crew*

Whoa - watch that!

*screaming starts afresh on the boat and a fight for the wheel causes the boat to try to go in both directions at once*

Bunch of sissy men if you ask me - and they call themselves pirates...
Solstice, if you need to - you know - go, now might be a good time.

hahahahaha...






Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 24, 2009, 05:20:56 am
The road is long and hard. The group of dragons and their heavily drinking masters fly slowly and steadily towards the northwest and the bermuda triangle. They dip low to avoid a storm, the sky raging over head as the thunder and lightening crashes down around them. This is not as fun as they thought it would be. Somehow, it has become personal, a mission to save their friends and prove their worth against Mother Nature in the greatest fight of their lives. They soar over the straights of Florida, and enter the heavy mists of the triangle. Below them, the lights of the yachts and beach houses are winked out. Listing heavily on the choppy waves is what appears to be and old plane of some kind, with markings indicating that it was a TMB Avenger Bomber.

Ok, so let me get this straight. We came all this way and you guys killed the evidence that there is paranomal things afoot here? Oh good. I mean, I wasn't hoping to publish a paper on this or anything! And not only that, but poor Star Fly has been dragging around a giant buoy of a big arse??? Poor Star Fly! How come nobody told us???


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 24, 2009, 01:20:49 pm
Hearing a noise below them Char dives and Finder searches the mist and smoke below to see if he can spot anything...... unable to pierce the gloom below he relies on his dragons exceptional sight to see through the murk below.

Finder realises that Char is following the wool line that emakav has been playing out, then the dragon stops and hovers just in sight of Emakav, Galaxy and El still circling above the dragon lets out a mighty roar and then taking a deep breath blasts a fire ball through the mist below.

Finders eyes follow the fireball as it burns through the mist, watching, watching he finally sees just for a moment some dragons close to the seas surface as the fireball slices in to the sea and the mist closes in again, Char's wings beat heavily as he once again soares up to the others......

"I think I saw them down there, but Char won't go all the way down, he is giving me the impression of time being bent out of all proportion, almost as if we are here yet also some other time as well, I just hope they heard him or saw the fireball."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on January 24, 2009, 09:14:21 pm
Hey, can anyone smell burning hair?
The girls look at Rach and the big ball of fire that is now her head.
OMG! I'm on fire!

Rach jumps off Mei P and lands in the ocean to put herself out.  Rach climbs back on Mei P.
Ok, do things spontaniously combust in this place?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on January 26, 2009, 03:36:44 pm
*appears out of nowhere and hands the dripping wet rach a Bandana*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 26, 2009, 03:56:58 pm
*sniff, sniff* 

Hey - I think Rach is on fire again!?! 
I'd recognize that burning hair smell anywhere...


FINDER, FINDER!!!

Get everyone over here!

Solstice, blow up another boat would you? 
*bright gouts of flame and fire split the fog and ignite yet another 18th century wooden boat*

paranormal evidence - bah - who cares. 
We ride and train dragons.  No one is going to believe us.   




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 27, 2009, 06:48:38 am
A pertinent point, el, I'm sorry I got so hysterical. Right, I'm going to aim Star Fly up, and see how tall this place is. It can't go on to the moon, can it? At least my ball of wool will lead me back down again.

*Star Fly tucks his wings under and swoops, turning over and soaring upwards through the murk and smoke. Suddenly, and without warning, em spots finder and Char. Waving wildly, she doesn't realise there's any barriers in their way. Char, being older and wiser than Star Fly, could sense it. Star Fly, being a bit of a young fool, flies face-first in to the barrier. There is a tremendous SPLAT!!! as Star Fly connects with the invisible barrier. Dragon and rider hang in the air for a moment, before spiraling back down to splash in to the sea*

Well. That wasn't very good, was it? But I did managed to see finder, if that's any help. The others must be up there too. Er, anyone got a handkerchief large enough for a dragon sized nose-bleed?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 27, 2009, 11:58:47 am
Hey did you guys hear that?It sounded like a big bang and a dragon squeal?I think the cavalry must be near!!Normeth keeps saying he can hear Solstice but I thought it was just wishful thinking....Oh,oh...he says Char is angry.Should we hide?Or maybe we could make a really BIG deal about Rach's hair and get some sympathy?Maybe we should worry about getting out of trouble before we worry about getting out of trouble?By the way Rach,only you could make that crispy hair thing actually work!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 27, 2009, 01:14:45 pm
Not a bad atempt Emakav, but of course you saw me, we flew out here together to try and find the others, please do me a favour and lay off the sauce untill we find the others *I just had a funny feeling that mixing Emakav and those bottles of Tequila was not a good idea*. However em, you have I think just proved that we are possably in a time bubble, I think that the others are also in another time bubble, but at a slightly diferent time to us.

Good point el, but we could always land the dragon on the disbelivers lawn and sort of prove a point....... but then their eyes would probably refuse to see the dragon....

Galaxy, el, em........ can you smell scorched rach........ I swear I have smelt that before......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on January 27, 2009, 01:22:06 pm
If all the dragons create a fireball together, and the others from the other side of the bubble, do you think we could burst it?  It might be our only way of getting them back.  Scales knows the bubble is there, perhaps she should fly around it and see how big it is? 



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 27, 2009, 01:29:48 pm
That could work, when Char fired his fireball downwards i think it passed trough the time bubble, but Char knew that he could not and Em has just proved that..... so I don't know, Good idea Galaxy, see if Scales can work out how big this time bubble is.

Emakav, can you please keep Star Fly steady for a moment and I will plug that nose bleed.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on January 27, 2009, 03:49:48 pm
*sits at El's bar and watches all the goings on from Lucivar's desire to eat purple dinosaur. Myrrddyn gets up walks behind bar and pulls out the wonderful coffee maker from Callahan's old place. Makes two cups of the Irish stuff and waits.*
POP
*a large naked man materials across the bar from Myrrddyn*
Hi Callahan, sorry to bother you, but my dragon sort of asked for Barney as a meal and our friends went hunting. They ended up in a time bubble over in the Bermuda triangle. Think you could help us out?
*the naked man nods, relaxes for a few minutes with his Irish coffee and then disappears*
POP


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 27, 2009, 03:58:40 pm
BOOOM

*Both el and Solstice startle at the loud sound, turning every which way, trying to see what is going on*

Holy Crap!  What the heck was that? 

*Fog banks roll away, sunshine splits the haze, little boats below twinkle out like candles in a breeze* 

Look at that.....

*There in various levels of the sky are the wanderers and the seekers.  Everyone looking back and forth, gathering up their wits*

*And on the ocean far below - a purple dinosaur, floating and screaming.*

Hey - we came to the right place!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on January 28, 2009, 03:53:45 am
Thanks Bard, I figure I wont need any hair gel for a long time, plus I wont have to tease it for that boofy effect.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 28, 2009, 07:13:12 am
Sorry finder, I thought it was just me and Star Fly and the three or four pink elephants that came with us... Hm. *looks at bottles of tequila* Ok, this ain't the right time to be drinking this!
Ok, so we found what appears to be a large, purple dinosaur. Great! We should dive straight in! Oh, and Rach, I think the bald look is great. It takes a certain kind of person to be able to pull that off!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 28, 2009, 08:06:48 am

Let's grab the purple thing and get out of here... before it all goes south again...

*heads in the direction of home..*

I wonder what's on the menu besides purple dinosaur.  Any idea?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 28, 2009, 12:00:21 pm
Let's be quick about this folks, time is already starting to twist in on itself again, everyone back to the club house, follow el.........

Oh, nice look rach, how did you get it to look like that.?

Urges Char to fly faster.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on January 28, 2009, 05:03:47 pm
-Sophie walks in, has no clue-


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on January 28, 2009, 05:28:48 pm
*settles herself at the bar and pours herself a Southern Comfort and coke*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 28, 2009, 06:09:13 pm
*Pulls into parking lots and disembarks from Solstice*

Ow.... too long in the saddle.  These old bones don't take long trips like they used to..

*walks into bar and grabs the vodka bottle*

ah.. good to be home..


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 28, 2009, 09:44:29 pm
Msledge!!Ya made it(and so did we,whew!)..good to see you!What'll you have?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on January 29, 2009, 02:17:59 am
*Walks in and tries to shake off the 'flying leg twitches'*

Bloody Hell, that Dam dinosaur had to live in the only place where it would be a hassle for anyone to find him!
*Kicks up a chair at the bar, pours and drinks 4 straight shots of White rum*

Lets get that BBQ up and running, I want to eat the 'purplemonkeydishwasher' before he can get away, I mean, let the dragons eat him but make sure they play with their food first, no quick death for that thing.

Yeah, dont mind the bald look myself, got a shave No:3 cut at uni and was told I had a nice shaped head :D Pity about the burn bisters, and the smell. Finder you got any of that healing balm stuff left?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Loki on January 29, 2009, 05:40:32 am
umm, yeah.

I think I must've eaten something I shouldn't have, I believe I'm tripping  :-\

or I've just wandered into the wrong thread  :black grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 29, 2009, 06:07:39 am
Have a drink Loki...  we are celebrating a victory for all human kind..

And I am sure that there is more on the BBQ that purple dinosaur...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on January 29, 2009, 11:19:51 am
I'm just grateful to be home!!*Fondly watches everyone being who they are,and the new folks just getting comfortable.Rach is sharpening knives and humming Sinead O'Connor songs,El is happily conjuring some divine comfort foods,Loki and Finder are sharing a bottle of wine in the corner and laughing,there is a roar of laughter from the bar where T&E is telling the tale of the latest adventure.*The only thing better than being a dragonrider,is being a dragonrider with a bar!!Thanks EL!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 29, 2009, 12:20:03 pm
Grins over at bard, You have got that right my friend,

Throws Rach the alo-vera, use that rach, one of the best things I know for burns once they have cooled down.

Pours Loki a large glass of red, now this is more like it, all friends and no arguments.

Thanks el......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on January 29, 2009, 12:26:02 pm
smiles insainley err, il just, sit on the plastic dining chair.... sits down, takes out a book, laughs herslef off chair, gets back on chair  :blue smile:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 29, 2009, 12:32:20 pm
Awwww, MsLedge, we have far better chairs than that, just dont sit on the sofa in the corner, that's Berts and he chews it a lot.......oh and he drools as well.

Killer, Grins as the hell hound leaps around from person to person glad to see everyone back again.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on January 29, 2009, 12:34:55 pm
i was hoping to make a representation of the evil plastic dining chair plastic chairs leg bends, sending msledge toppoling onto the floor see what i mean? finds a better chair


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 29, 2009, 01:13:50 pm
*comes out of kitchen wiping hands on towel*

Well, I grabbed a few things from the freezer - and I think we will have some turkey soup, a veggie casserole, and there were lots of roo ribs left over from the last BBQ, with fresh baked tea biscuits - 20 minutes from now.

The desserts are warming up.

Oh for...  take the good armchair Msledge ....  soft, comfy and solid.
You have to share with Killer, but he only has 3 legs, so... you know, not so bad.  Don't let him eat the doily though.

What's on for drinks?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 29, 2009, 01:37:08 pm
What do you want el, I have the smothie maker here, I personaly am on red wine at the moment but we have fresh fruit and just about any alcohol that you can name... and mixers of course


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on January 29, 2009, 01:39:25 pm
sits on armchair, wondering if killer lives up to his name... i prefer smoothies... strawberry...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 29, 2009, 01:59:36 pm
No need to worry there, Killer is as soft as they come, in fact I think that for a hell hound he makes a good lap dog............ mind you, you would need one hell of a lap to fit him on......... he lost his leg to a dragon and since then has become the club mascot.


Now smoothies we can do, would you like alcohol in that.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on January 29, 2009, 03:08:57 pm
no, thanks
i dont like alcahol  :blue grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 29, 2009, 03:22:40 pm
Okay, one strawberry smoothie coming up........

Be warned, bunch of drunken beggers tend to live here.................. but they are mostly harmless......

I do promise that nothing will harm you in here...... el will see to that, and I am el's enforcement arm...... (That means that I fall over a lot)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on January 29, 2009, 03:31:56 pm
... just pass me the smoothie, please.  :blue sad: i think that the opposing dragon took pofar.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 29, 2009, 03:43:37 pm
Passes Msledge a large strwberry smoothie...... enjoy.


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Post by: Lato_Dato on January 29, 2009, 03:46:44 pm
drinks it all and puts down an empty smoothie glass


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Post by: rach on January 30, 2009, 03:46:44 am
"... I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me, Girl you gotta try and have fun no matter what you do and its the truth...cause nothing compares, (high pitch) Noth-ing compares...to yoooooou."

Ahh..I love my knives. And the head is much more soothed and comforted now, thanks Finder.

Sheaths knives and packs away sharpening stone Myrrdin gave her Hmm...might have to pay a visit to Hawaii for another one...

Mmmm...roo ribs, definatly miss the clubhouse cooking when we are on adventures.

Pulls up next to Msledge.. So whats this I hear about PoFAR dragons stealin your gold..?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 30, 2009, 11:00:12 am
Stomps back in and throws riding kit in to the corner, stomps over to bar and pours a large brandy.......

Damn, that is not suposed to happen, I went out raiding and the Dragon we were attacking went and got help, unfair, I didn't get on little bit of shinny, then to make matters worse as we flew back to the cave some one ambushed us, not a friend in sight and the cheeky begger legged it with over 1.6 million. what I would call a bad day at the office.........

Pours another large brandy, anyone got some donuts?


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Post by: el on January 30, 2009, 11:39:31 am
Time Hortons or Krispy Cremes?

*Offers two different boxes to Finder*

And lets not talk shop okay - because Solstice is going to start going after enormous 45 day olds with scattered coins soon... bah!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on January 30, 2009, 12:57:48 pm
id attacked this other dragon, he attacks me, i loose a fair chunk of my gold, and loose the attack too... grr... i had habenero for both, and all lv 2 items, tail spike...... no help for the defense, nobody i know plays pd... well, could have been worse :blue sad: ? hold on a sec... i attacked someone, but dident get combat feed!!! someone might have gotten hold of my password.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 30, 2009, 02:16:30 pm
Goes to cupboard and gets the rocket assisted potato launcher out, wanders round till he finds one of el's inflatable Barnie's, goes out on to porch.

Whooooooshhhhhh Booooommmmmmmm


Wanders back in with potato launcher over shoulder and a smile on his face... that stuffed barnie.........


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Post by: tirednemotional on January 30, 2009, 03:38:09 pm
Love the Spud Gun finder  :silver teeth: reminds me of the one my other half's pals made from parts 'requistioned' from the power station they worked at..bored engineers and potato's are not a good combination) it was so powerful that they could only use it off the Rib (boat) when they went diving.

*sighs and smiles at the memory*

* then remembers the poor  seagulls and the smiles fades..takes a swig of her drink*


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Post by: rach on January 30, 2009, 06:14:47 pm
Ok, sounds like some people need some friends help with their dragons...

Pocket buzzes and vibrates to the tune of Jaws

Hang on..

Presses finger against ear..
 Yeap, ok...can do..

Ok, that was Mie P..with her supersonic dragon hearing she evesdropped on this conversation.
She told me to tell Finder and Msledge to click on the attack link in my signature and add me as FB friends, Limited profile if you are paraniod, but she would like to help your dragons...

El' are we ready to plate up?


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Post by: el on January 30, 2009, 06:18:47 pm
*walks from kitchen with full plate*

Oh, didn't I call everyone?  *wide innocent blinking eyes*

Come and get it, dinner is ready!!!

*moves aside to avoid being crushed*

ah... dinner....


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Post by: rach on January 30, 2009, 06:52:10 pm
Starts fom one end of the bench and neatly places as small something of everything on her plate, seatles at the table and begins to munch.


Thanks El, great tucker :D


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Post by: Lato_Dato on January 31, 2009, 04:53:00 am
 :o food!!!! you should have invited my sister... hardley eats anything sits down and begins to eat yum... this food is great!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on January 31, 2009, 06:40:18 am
Hey el, do you have a big lump of Barney for the dragons? I think Star Fly and the guys need a litttle something-something! They did help us toast him, after all! (by the way, the coleslaw is delish. Who made it?)


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Post by: Lato_Dato on January 31, 2009, 06:47:13 am
yes, sophey is... kinda... dribbiling... err, we should feed her... its kinda diskusting ducks as a snort of flame passes overhead


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on January 31, 2009, 07:05:49 am
I think the chef will be delivering the purple feast to the dragons in a few minutes.  He was having a hard time getting it all to stay on the big silver platter.  And the apples were too small so he had to use a watermelon...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on January 31, 2009, 08:52:03 am
ok.... hiccup! oops..... i think i drhiccup... drank the straberry smoothie hiccup... too fast...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on January 31, 2009, 10:22:19 am
el, thanks for the awesome feast.  That adventure to the Bermuda Triangle worked up my appetite.


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Post by: Witchfinder on January 31, 2009, 12:47:48 pm
Dragons are eating as we speak...... the chef has managed to sort out the nasty purple thing.....

Now I have bar duty, unless there are wounds to be sorted, that always comes first, so if no injuries........... the bars open.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on January 31, 2009, 01:53:02 pm
Well, I just cut my finger on a pan but I think a drink will sort it more than any first aid.  An alcoholic smoothie would be great...........


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on January 31, 2009, 01:55:44 pm
Adds gin, white rum and vodka to the smootie maker, then adds mango and raspberry and turns on.....

Lets have a look then.........Cleans Galaxys cut, applies a plaster and hands Galaxy her drink.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on January 31, 2009, 04:33:55 pm
could you make me a glass of that, please? wonders where her chair has gone, looks around, and noticis it was sat on [bad word] 5-second rule...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 01, 2009, 08:59:23 am
Pours Msledge a large glass,

 we have got more than one chair you know..... there are some nice ones by the fire.


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Post by: Lato_Dato on February 01, 2009, 10:18:20 am
thanks... takes smoothie and sits on chair by fire it has just snowed, outside... pity it dident settle../


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Post by: el on February 01, 2009, 10:48:27 am
*burp*  ah good dinner..

I can't wait to get at the brownies! umm mm...

*grabs tray, looks around, makes decision. Puts half on a plate and walks away*

Going to the library to avoid snow talk!  *shudder*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 01, 2009, 12:02:51 pm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Right.... Msledge, you might want to lay off the "S" word..... el has a bit of a
n adversion to the white stuff.

Picks up phone. "Hi, could I organise a special massage for el please, yes that's the one at the PD2 depresion club, half an hour, yes that would be great, thank you"

Goes and knocks on Library door. "El they are sending a masuse round for you, and I am sure that Msledge did not mean to upset you."


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Post by: Galaxy on February 01, 2009, 12:27:30 pm
Finder, do you have a dragon sized Smoothie and some chocolate chip cookies for Scales?  She deserves some.  Oh, and I wouldn't mind some, too.  Should I make more pancakes?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 01, 2009, 12:56:09 pm
LOL, Galaxy, if you want to feed cookies to your dragon then you can cook them...... however, if you are making pancakes, then i am sure that el would love some, Msledge mentioned the "S" word and you know how el is with that...

As for your smoothie, coming right up.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 01, 2009, 01:59:19 pm
If I can be massaged while wearing my flannel jammies under my electric blanket, I would be ever so grateful.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 01, 2009, 02:15:11 pm
el, he will be yours to command, and in fact he has just arrived,........... enjoy.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 01, 2009, 04:46:58 pm
Oh... hot rocks!!! 

*kicks door shut*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 01, 2009, 07:48:30 pm
[bad word]... its my fave word... ah, well.... the smoothie is fine...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 01, 2009, 07:50:42 pm
wait... do you mean shugar??? i like that too.... grumbles


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 02, 2009, 02:43:34 am
shifty eyes and looks around, sneaks up to kitchen and pours the rest of the brownies down her shirt

Oh, I'm so full! Just look at the bulge of my tummy.

Ok, going to go visit the dragons, oh and work off this tummy bulge...so I can fit in some of Galaxy's famous pancakes.
More shifty eyes


Closes door to make sure the cold stays out..and no-one follows

hehehe..all the brownies, sweet delicious brownies...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 02, 2009, 05:03:26 am
goes to the brownie tray wah... no brownies?? noooo..... my sweet delicous brownies.... i delay boredom-driven rampage only for brownies!!!!  :'(


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on February 02, 2009, 07:43:38 am
When I've finished this batch of pancakes I will make more brownies and loads of chocolate chip cookies.  Now, where's my smoothie gone?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 02, 2009, 07:59:31 am
ok... im.. alright... i wont kil anyone...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 02, 2009, 08:16:39 am
*pours self out of library and flows into the kitchen*

Mmmm finder.  Thank you so much. 
Nothing like a hot massage.  Hot rocks, hot sandbags, hot oil... ahhhh..

This is what whole world needs.

*does a little dance on the way to the kitchen*

well.. those of us who live in the northern hemisphere that is...

*spin, twirl, mixing ingredients, more twirling*

These brownies will be ready in 40 minutes, but it is a double batch and should hold until Galaxy finishes her drink.

*floats down the hall to the library*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 02, 2009, 09:35:36 am
....  :blue sad:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on February 02, 2009, 11:34:55 am
40 minutes?unacceptable!!*creeps out and around veranda,stalking Rach...very delicately and carefully*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 02, 2009, 11:46:59 am
*ding*

Brownies are done...

*speads chocolate icing on them*

la la la la...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 02, 2009, 04:29:30 pm
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :Dahhh!!! my brownies!!!!!! takes brownies onto proch and starts eating them whole    ;) thanks ell through stuffed mouthfull of brownies


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 02, 2009, 05:23:45 pm
her dragon knocks her plate of brownies off her lap, a reminder that msledge is on a diet err... sorry her dragons head followes her hand as it wavers towards the bottle of POFAR perhaps...my dragon wont loose this time this is said very hopefully


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 02, 2009, 06:43:09 pm
*Solstice of Summer hears the word brownies and runs to the porch, knocking  over lawn ornaments, deck chairs and garden gnomes in her rush to get there.  She takes a look but all she can see is a trainer and smaller dragon arguing about little chocolate squares that are laying on the ground.  Her head  swivels back and forth.  Perhaps, they are selling cookies and have gone next door!  Perhaps, the little dragon ate them already!* 

Rawrrrrr..

*She can't smell those delicious brown uniforms and the shiny polished shoes. Is someone playing a trick on her?  Taunting her with a special treat and yanking it away?  She goes back to the dragon dorms beside the parking lot, kicking over the one remaining upright garden gnome in frustration*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 02, 2009, 09:38:42 pm
*Miss comes into the library, mumbling something about hating work.*

Finder, could you make me a triple shot smoothie?  Raspberry flavor if possible.

*Miss collapses in a chair by the fire.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 03, 2009, 03:45:00 am
Scoffing brownies from behind the bushes, Rach hears a commotion coming from the club house. Bard for some reason has herself pressed up against the club house and is slinking around its sides and out the back, and is sneaking from rock, to tree, to rock, to bush..

Gee that girl is amussing. Scoffs more brownies from her shirt and crumbs crummble from the sides of her mouth

Pulling out the last brownie Rach takes her time, eating each walnut, crunchy bit with precious delight. Brad walk over to the dragons and mutters something and they point out her position.

Dang those dibba dobba dragons! Lucky this is the last crumb.

After a few moments chocolate deliciousness fills the air and Rach wonders if it is her own breath blowing back at her face, but this is hot fresh chocolatly goodness. Looking over at the clubhouse Msledge bursts threw the door with a fresh plate of the hot baked goods pilled high and start to raviously consume them, her dragon's ears and nose prick up and her dragon storms towards her, using its tail to knock the plate of brownies from her hands, flicking them high and over towards the bushes.

Oooo..presents from heaven. Sneaks over to gather said baked goods

SoS Jumps up and starts looking furiously around for little girls selling cookies, finds Rach behind the bush and lets out a snort in dissapointment and continues looking. SoS discovers they are the wheat variety not the bloody juicy kind. SoS lets out another smokey snort and thunders back to the parking lot demolishing the last of the Garden knomes

Msledge storms off to the side of the club house and pulls out the wretched poFAR potion from the satchel, holds it high and rants something about her dragon bringing back the goods..this time.

Rach starts to eat the hot batch of new brownies and watches Miss_D dismount her dragon and head to the club house...

Ahh...brownies, and interesting people....Hmmm...where did that sneaky Bard go...
Starts scoffing brownies, just in-case..


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on February 03, 2009, 06:03:03 am
Pancakes are ready, whatever filling you like.  And chocolate chip cookies will be ready in a couple of minutes.  More brownies may take a little longer.  Finder, I'd like a triple shot smoothie too, please.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 03, 2009, 06:54:46 am
puts POFAR down hm... wel at least... im gonna get a smoothie... goes inside and asks finder for a triple shot smoothie   please...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 03, 2009, 09:21:37 am
Mixes Tripple shot smoothies for Galaxy, Miss_Degn and Msledge, there you go ladies, whats up the Miss_D, someone annoyed you??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 03, 2009, 11:01:42 am
Goes in to kitchen, ha, having a brownie cooking competition are we... lets see them beat these, starts mixing ingeredients.

Half an hour later spreads chocolate coating on top of brownies and places them on the porch to cool.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 03, 2009, 11:12:43 am
 ;D walks upto the brownies inconspicuousley, and quickley wisks one into her mouth om nom.... sidles away from the brownies


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 03, 2009, 01:41:27 pm
*places tray of brownies soaked in rum on table and starts on the blondies*

I love a good brownie bake-off.  My recipes comes from the Fanny Farmer cookbook and CAN NOT be beat. 

*eyes finder from across the room*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 03, 2009, 02:12:00 pm
Finder sighs as a low growling sound starts, it gradualy increases in volume sounding like a wounded animal, finaly building to a crescendo as msledg runs back in to the room screaming and fanning her mouth.

Finder passes Msledge a large glass of milk, "There you go, best thing for chilli mouth." Turns to el.

There is only one way to catch a Brownie thief, and that is to bake scotch bonnet chillies in, but it looks like I have cought the wrong thief....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 03, 2009, 04:36:42 pm
 :black angry: :blue angry: :gold angry: :green angry: :red angry: :silver angry:

right... now im mad... chilli in the brownies... shakes in anger  >:( you NEVER put chilli in the brownies... it ruins all taste  :D msledge suddenley laughs dont worry, i wont hurt you... yet  :blue wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 03, 2009, 10:58:22 pm
Finder, I have had a rough week at work Finder. I'm on a new ward, and I just feel overwhelmed, I don't know were stuff is, and I had to be in charge.  No orientation, nothing. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 04, 2009, 01:12:01 am
Hmmmmmmmm, The standard "You know the job, this is now yours get on with it."

It would not take them long to just go round with you and point out where everything is, but they never think of that, it's no wonder that nursing staff get stressed......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 04, 2009, 04:01:02 am
Hmm.. I wonder where Bard went..?
Muches on the last of the brownies delivered from heaven.

Smells more wonderious deliciousness coming from the club house and peers over the bushes to see Finder placing a hot batch of brownies on the porch, he looks to the left and then to the right and slowly walk back in looking over his shoulder

Well... THAT is a trap if ever I saw one, better just sit and watch what he catches.

Msledge sneaks up on the brownies and starts scoffing the lot. Lickin her fingers and lips satisfied she reaches for her throat and mouth and starts wailing in pain.

Hhehe..I Knew IT! That sneaky Finder!

msledge releases a set of flames from her mouth and ruches back into the club house.

Hmm..better get a position where I can see what is happening inside..

Moving around to view through the kitchen window and getting within ear shot, finder is explaining the secret chili ingredient and el provides milk to sooth her pain..El, also has finished a batch of Rum soaked Brownies and declares and brownie Bake Off!

This can only mean one thing..MORE brownies for me!!

Rushes around to the front door and quickly composes herself

Ok, hi everyone, back from my walk..What's this? A brownie bake off??! Well, seems like you will need some sort of Judge/taste tester if we are going to rate the best.

Struts up to the bar and pours herself a tall glass of Kahlua a milk, pulls up a stool and reaches for a rum soaked piece of chocolate delight.
Ok, let the brownie bake off commence!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 04, 2009, 04:06:14 am
walks in, looks around im so... upset... a treashure covered floor... 576 gold... why!!!!! :blue sad: looks over at rach are you going to eat all of those brownies, or can i have one?  :blue grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 04, 2009, 04:12:02 am
Slouches her body to protect the Brownies and starts to growl, then catches El, and Finders glance and relaxes releasin the brownie from her protection

Well, I suppose..Bad day, plus tasting is a subjective roll for judges, and this is a bake off, so I anticipate plenty of brownie goodness.

Pulls up a chair for Msledge

Want a kahlua and milk to wash them down I mean, cleanse the pallet with? ;)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 04, 2009, 04:21:52 am
no, thanks, you can drink it... i have sun-sip lemonade... takes it out from backpack and starts to pour it into a glass do you want some, rach? goes well with brownies starts to drink sun-sip wow, el... they definatley look tasty looks at rach go on, dig in... i will join you after 5 minutes starts to drink lemonade


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 04, 2009, 08:54:25 am
Here we go - with nuts, without.  White chocolate, chocolate, chewy and cake...

*hopes no one notices missing chunks from all plates*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 04, 2009, 11:18:43 am
choclate? mine eats one block forom each... hmmm... cake was the best....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on February 04, 2009, 02:08:54 pm
floats up to the door following the delicious smells drifting forth and walks inside. Pulls out a seat and sits down at the bar. Everyone just stares.   
Hey rach, could you pour me a Kahlua, but cream not milk. Thanks.
Grabs brownie and starts to munch. Everyone is still staring
Rach, where's that Kahlua?
Looks up from the remains of brownie and finally notices everyone staring
What? Do I have something stuck on my face?
Finder performs a slow meaningful gaze down at Myrrdin's chest and then back up
Oh this, I was just in that Creative Bra thread El started and thought what could be funnier than a bearded man wearing a bra called Boobs in Bloom. Can I please have that Kahlua & Cream now?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 04, 2009, 02:47:11 pm
*sprinkles some pansy petals on the surface of that Kahlua and Cream*

I think this makes your drink an accessory - AND they are edible!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on February 04, 2009, 07:23:56 pm
While out flying comes across wonderful brownie smell. Notices Rach, far bellow, head inside a club house and decides to land in the clearing and follow her in. Enters club house warily. Looks at Myrrdin and is immediately intrigued, however is more interested in brownies. Wonders over to Rach to pick up an especially fudgey looking brownie before retreating to a corner and curling up to enjoy said chocolaty treat. Continues to watch proceedings with shifty eyes. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 04, 2009, 07:34:40 pm
*reaches way back in memory (which if truth be told hasn't been working all that well since the meds were locked up) and can't place if the newcomer has been here before or not*

Hi...

We've got milk, lemonade and smoothies to go with the brownies.  All can have liberal doses of alcohol in them - your choice of course.

And the "special" brownies will be coming out of the oven soon.  I found some of those lovely Vancouver Island leaves that bard brought in a few months ago.   :silver wink:

*wiggly eyebrows* 

I do miss the debauchery of the old days.    :silver bored:    sigh....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 04, 2009, 09:43:19 pm
*Miss steals a few brownies off the plate and returns to her chair by the fire*

MMMMMMmmmmm, chocolate, just what the doctor ordered.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on February 04, 2009, 11:46:03 pm
Looks from side to side and realizes El is speaking to her. Excitedly bounds over and introduces herself. Greetings! No I have never been here before, but I smelled brownies and was intrigued.  :blue grin: Glances over at bar and says, Thank you for the offer.  I might be a youngin' compared to the rest of you, but I do so enjoy a White Russian. Grins happily and goes to serve herself the delicious mixture of whole milk and Kahlua Oh and I think will have one of those 'special' brownies, when they're done.  :blue grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on February 05, 2009, 12:04:19 am
Rach!!You're in here scarfing down brownies...I was stalking you out there half the bleedin' day before I realised it wasn't that you were that good...it was that you weren't even there!!Hey,who's your friend?Lovely to meet you,promise not to hold the company you keep against you!  *sticks tongue out at Rach,then breaks into a grin* You got a drink already?
Myrddin *whistles* that is a GREAT look for you!Who woulda thunk it?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on February 05, 2009, 01:58:30 am
Grins at bard It is lovely to meet you too. Why don't you have a brownie? And don't be too hard on poor Rach, she really is a good girl (for the most part  :blue wink:)   Offers bard the delicious chocolaty treat while she continues to sip at her White Russian.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 05, 2009, 02:40:27 am
Ahh...welcome FBD! Yeap, pleanty of Kahlua  and milk/cream/dairy product to keep us all buzzing.

 Tinks glasss carefully Everyone, everyone This is FBD, we can call her Fibs for short ;)  Fibs is a lovely dragon trainer and hopefully-tries-to keep me in line with myself in other thread and on the battle fields.

looks around at all these people scoofing the brownies and supresses the urges to go mental and open a can of Whop-[body part] saving the treats for her own metabolism. Swallows deeply and catches Bards out of the corner of her eye.

HAHA! Bard, you so funny, I couldn't find you so I came in lured by the bake off *shifty eyes*, as it seems many others have been. I would have told you I was coming inside Bard but I couldn't figure out what you were doing..creeping around like that evil guys sidekick from the Emperors New Groove-anima movie-


Hey Myrrdin, do you have anymore of that volcanic rock? I need a new sharpening stone..
Puts her hand in her pockets and pull out a few peebly crumbs


Now to the judging of Brownies.....Fudgy denseness is good, however, these gummy bears and rasberry chews Finder chopped up and added really add a sparkle of special..Hmmm..might have to have a couple more varieties to get an overall brownie baker winner.

Pours more white/black/mooing Russians for Missy, Fibby, Bard and El.
To the South Americans for their native Cocoa beans..Cheers!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 05, 2009, 05:05:10 am
finder hasnt won, though... leans over to rach and whispers in her ear do you have anything in the nature of sharp pointy things? could you let me borrow one, cause finder still hasnt saidsorry for putting chilli in the brownies, ruining all taste  :D or you could do it yourself....


looks around what?! i said nothing twiddles thumbs


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 05, 2009, 05:21:52 am
leans back over to Msledge.. Umm you kinda got yourself into that one, pretty obvious trap. If you really want to get revenge, think about how el could win the bake off.. Winks at Msledge.

Nothing, nothing here...The next batch ready yet? ;D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 05, 2009, 05:39:08 am
*pulls pan out of oven - keeping crowds away with one foot*

They have to cool and be iced. Back off or no one gets any!!!

*puts pan on the cooling rack and grabs cocoa, icing sugar, butter, vanilla and some cream.  Puts it all in a bowl and mixes until smooth*

I'm watching you Rach...  that knife may be sharp enough to slice those brownies.. but they aren't done yet.  if I have to hit you with the wooden spoon you'll be sorry. 

*waves said spoon around while leaning against counter between cooling brownies and crowded kitchen*
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*longest 5 minutes in history pass*

They should be ready to ice now.  and I am going to slice these ones smaller than usual and hand them out... 

*gives Msledge and Rach the evil eye*

Finder would kill me and win if anyone ODd on my brownies. Get your plates.

two for you, and two for you etc....       
 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 05, 2009, 05:49:16 am
Oh, el, are these the ones with the grass clippings?

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Snaps back to reality and rubs her legs
I think I'll pass on these ones, canabinoid receptors are shot after.....well...you know.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on February 05, 2009, 06:05:22 am
Um, I may have smoked some of the brownie ingredients. It could just be this place, but I think I'll go sit in the corner and learn about astrology.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 05, 2009, 11:04:43 am
im doing everyting right... though i am losing my shineys :blue sad:.... i now only have err... let me count :blue bored:.... 1 day later  287,399... 287,400... 287,401... 287,402... 287,403... 287,404... 287,405... 287,406... 287,407... 287,408... picks up final peice of gold THERE!!!! grand total, 287,409!!! head starts to nod, then msledge slowley starts to collapse backwards, onto hoard of gold behind her zzzz.....murmers shineys.... safe with me... zzzz...shifts around on pile of gold mei shineys...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 05, 2009, 11:23:17 am
*watches all the people doing all their funny little things*

sigh....    nice..... 

I should... you know.. do something....

maybe... like... go to the library or...

I don't know.. something...

Nice soft chair, with a nice soft blankie....   zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on February 05, 2009, 12:40:11 pm
Watches proceedings with head cocked slightly to the side and eyes unfocused. It seems as though the mixture of White Russians and special brownies has gone to her head. Walks over to decorative plant in the corner and says, Hi wonderfully green dragon! I'm Fibs! smiles Did you know that my scales are blue? You know I just love the color blue...more things should be blue...Plops down on the floor next to the plant, eyelashes fluttering as she fights to keep her eyes open. Says sleepily Yes....blue...wonderfully color...green too...but....blue.......zzzzzzz.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 05, 2009, 03:39:41 pm
Finder grins at the somnabulant crew as he slides his next batch of brownies out of the oven...... now these are the rum and raisin brownies mixes cream, cocoa powder, vanilla and rum for topping.

I will leave the drugs out as I think that this lot have had enough for now.

Cuts brownies up and starts coffee machine, this hould help when they all come round.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on February 05, 2009, 03:42:34 pm
Hiya Finder.  I'm still awake.  Do you need a hand with your brownies?  What's that?  Coffee!  Oh yuk.  Have you got anything better?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 05, 2009, 03:50:25 pm
LOL, makes Galaxy a cup of tea........ hows that??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 05, 2009, 03:51:43 pm
as msledge gentley snores, sophie peeks her head around the door, wondering where her hoard has gone mnap mnap... my shineys.... with a snort of annoyance, sophie takes station by the window looking in to make shure that none of the hoard is stolen shineys... good....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on February 05, 2009, 03:54:37 pm
Ahhh..... tea!  Always good.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 05, 2009, 11:47:45 pm
*Miss wanders into the kitchen, lured by the aroma of Brownies and rum. As Finder is preparing tea for Galaxy, Miss sneaks 4 brownies off the tray and quickly goes out back with her stash of brownies.*

Mmmmmmm, chocolaty goodness, prepare to be devored!

*Miss quickly eats the brownies and then sneaks around to the front door of the clubhouse.  Miss walks inside, quickly dashes into powder room to make sure there is no trace of brownies on her face or hands, before heading into the library.  Miss makes a rum and coke to drink and settles down in her chair by the fire.*




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 06, 2009, 03:26:03 am
Sits at the bar drinking her Kahlua watching the effects of el's brownies take hold

Umm, Fibs, that is a plant... giggles

Soo glad I'm on the soft stuff now. Sips more of her drink then cheers and claps as Finder produces the next lots of brownies onto the bar

Galaxy pulls up a chair and Finder puts on a cup of tea for her and turns to see Missy sneak into the club house, Missy gives the finger to the mouth "shh" sign, pinches a stack of brownies and scurries out the back.
Finder [body part]s his eye at Rach and comments on how she can put them away, Rach shrugs and grins


Well finder, one leg is full and the other is only up to the ankle ;)

Missy walk back in the front door, giver her salutations as if this is the first entrance, pours herself a drink and heads for the library

Missy, when your finished that drink you welcome to help judge the brownie bake off, there are plenty for all, would you like some to take with you to the library? ;D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 06, 2009, 11:04:08 am
msledge waked up, looka around ok, what inspired me to take sophies hoard here? i cant remember... ok, does anyone have a VERY large peice of cloth for me to help sophie pick this up with?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 06, 2009, 12:12:42 pm
Got a hanky if that would help.......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 06, 2009, 12:31:07 pm
That was such a nice evening...  wasn't it?

*walking away *clink*clink*clink* *


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 06, 2009, 01:16:32 pm
can i relocate this place to my cave? it IS like a giant bucket...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 06, 2009, 03:33:39 pm

Scrambled eggs, french toast, bacon, turkey strips and fresh squeezed orange juice. 
Coffee is on and should be ready soon.





Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on February 06, 2009, 03:57:34 pm
Mmmm......... sounds good.  I'll just swap the coffee for tea.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 06, 2009, 06:00:47 pm
...Hmmm, el, I think I'll have some breakfast too, all this chocolate is starting to make me crave 'real' food. Galaxy I think I'll join you in a cup 'o joe.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on February 06, 2009, 08:15:13 pm
Pushes out from Bar
I'll be back in a few minutes. I don't think I can stand this bra anymore. Just gonna have Lucivar flame this thing.
walks toward the door and pushes it open. As he steps through an owl slams into his head. The impact knocks him back through the door and onto his back. A gilded envelope floats down onto his chest.
OWW!
sitting up he opens the envelope and reads the enclosed parchment. a barely visible shiver begins occurring. Bracing against the ground and standing he returns to his seat at the bar.
Could someone get me a Liquid Cocaine please and a Long Island as a chaser.
Finder mixes up the drinks and Myrrdin knocks them both back in a matter of seconds. Everyone waits to hear what the letter says.Myrrdin says nothing and simply sets the letter on the bar. Rach leans over and reads.
Rach,"[bad word] [bad word] It says Ravenex is coming to his cave for a visit in 11 hours."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 06, 2009, 08:26:59 pm
*pours Myrrdin XL liquid cocaine and XXL Long Island Ice Tea*

I thought the owl was trying to mate with your hooters bra, then realized that isn't the one you were wearing.

So...  any hope?  Big Friends?

*fumbles around brain looking for words of comfort.....*

Southern Comfort on Ice?

*no, damn....*

Defensive gear?
Pofar and cave?
No!!! cave and then pofar?

*remembers it isn't Solstice Ravenex is coming after... whew*

Sorry panicked a bit there. 

I wish you all the best luck.  Have a special brownie.

*walks off quickly before she opens her mouth again*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on February 06, 2009, 09:51:36 pm
*swings coffee urn frantically at owl,because SHE picked the hooters bra*
OMFG,Myrr!!What can we do?All the BC's best that Norm and I can gather is yours if you need it!
We need more booze here!!STAT!!Jeeze man,I'm so sorry.
*pats Myrrdin's shoulder,and walks away with head down.After a few steps turns back *
It was really great knowing you,Myrr...I promise we'll never forget you,man!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 06, 2009, 11:13:56 pm
Walks over to the bar and chugs down half a bottle of straight rum

OMG I so needed that and I just read the thing.

Looks over at Myrrdin then the people in the room and then back over to Myrrdin.

The only thing I can think of is PM/email/phone/morse code all the big tough friends you know and get them to barracaide the cave entrance, us wee ones will set up above the cliff with the biggest boulders we can find...Anyone know any sexy dragons we can distract Ravey with??

Sculls the rest of the bottle....

We here for you girl...
Offers 10 suckling boars, 5 trays of Brownies, 3 bottles of white rum and a horse to the random roll gods and starts the mantra..

Max assist, no-one shall pass, Max assist, no-one shall pass, Max assist, no-one shall pass, Max assist, no-one shall pass...





Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on February 07, 2009, 12:57:42 am
Wakes up from long, drug induced nap to the smell of bacon. Realizes she has a horrible headache and curses herself for mixing alcohol and weed. I'll never do that again, she thinks to herself. Suddenly notices that the room is in uproar and people are tossing back drinks likes they're water. Hears Rach mention sexy dragons, and is confused. But decides to volunteer Saphira's services. Says, I have a sexy dragon, what can I do for you?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 07, 2009, 02:03:25 am
Puts down empty rum bottle

Hey Fib's nice to see you awake, not much unless Ravenex is into a bit of girl on girl dragon action. We need a male sexy dragon for a decoy/distraction mission Myrrdin's under attack and Ravy will be there shortly.

Goes off to cellar to get more booze


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on February 07, 2009, 02:41:04 am
Nods in understanding I see...Ravenex, huh? Well, that is unfortunate. Perhaps he will loose and all this worry will be for nothing?

Ponders statement, weighing the probability of such an event. In the meantime though, you might want something a little stronger then just rum....

Goes to cellar after Rach and rummages around. Returns with dark bottle in hand.

Oh, how bout this? Presents Myrrdin with a bottle of Absinthe

This stuff is great. Just became legal in the states, you know. Maybe you can offer this to Ravenex as a peace offering if you don't want to drink it. :blue wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 07, 2009, 03:13:04 pm
errr... die?

sorry, thats my only thing i can suggest... im good at diying...  :blue wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 07, 2009, 03:35:58 pm
*gathers everyone around*  ....mumble, murmur, mumble....

What do you think?  Is there any chance that it would help?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 07, 2009, 04:47:59 pm
err... hang a white flag outside your cave, along with a big card saying in big lettetrs :   I SURRENDER!!! JUST PLEASE DONT HURT ME...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 08, 2009, 08:27:30 am
i AM saying the first things tat come o mind... maybe a little peace offering?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on February 09, 2009, 03:34:28 pm
Well, I hid all weekend, and when I came back this was the message:

Preparing for the incoming battle, Lucivar braced himself against the exterior walls of his cave. As Ravenex drew closer, a falling boulder from the cliff face took her out of the air. Having the opponent crunched between a rock and a hard place, victory was easily obtained.
You successfully defended your gold.

Drinks all around!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on February 09, 2009, 03:47:41 pm
Congratulations, Myrrdin.  You can stop shaking now.  I'll join you in a drink!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 09, 2009, 04:22:00 pm
Thank goodness for strong friends who can push boulders... 

I'll have one of them!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on February 09, 2009, 05:18:59 pm
Well who would have thought victory would have been easily obtained? Congratulations!  :blue grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 09, 2009, 05:27:56 pm
snickers i hope nobody notice a dragon on top of that cliff.... a blue one  :blue wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 09, 2009, 09:17:52 pm
way to go Myrrdin.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 10, 2009, 02:58:50 am
YAYAY! Love those friends on the cliff aswell

*Offers another 10 suckling boar and a horse to the RRG in thanks and praise*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 10, 2009, 09:30:51 am
the one that nearley got squished by the same boulder... wait she did.... i got a combat story of being plucked from the air by a boulder on one of my attacks...  :blue sad:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on February 10, 2009, 12:47:09 pm
Oh no! its the sneaky bolder-pushing dragon....he's making the rounds. lol.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 10, 2009, 04:52:27 pm
lol.... my dragon did report another dragon being squished BY THE SAME BOULDER!!!! this is hot the cliff layout was...

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      |________  < other squished dragon is here

though it wasnt ravnex who was the other dragon... or my dragon would be dead... it was another unfortunate... i mean, sophie, squished by the boulder, eventualy pushed off the boulder, only to find it had squished another dragon... eek...

the dragon the other squished dragon had come to raid, was to beffudled to notice my stealing his gold... score....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 11, 2009, 05:34:42 am
So Rach, feel like going on an adventure?  I was thinking we could dress up and scare people for Friday the 13th.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 11, 2009, 05:46:02 am
Ooo...Slams back another shot and looks down

Hmm..it seems I am already wearing my party dress :D  WOop! WOOp!

Pours Missy and herself another shot of Msledges special rocket fuel

Got anyone in mind? Oh and what time, according to turnover..?

Checks knives on her person
1,2,3,4..8,9,10.

Ready when you are..


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 11, 2009, 07:37:50 am
*Miss pulls Rach aside and secretly hatches out a plan.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 11, 2009, 02:44:36 pm
sorry, this is the only place i thought to have post this... it has a flying, fire-breathing yoshi in it!!! watch out for luigi... his is weird....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqHSfHBHr3g


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 11, 2009, 02:45:32 pm
Watches Rach checking her knives and starts to prepare the emergency room again...... "how do I know that this is going to end in disaster".

Heads for the bar and mixes margaretas and bloody maries......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on February 11, 2009, 03:24:16 pm
Ok, Finder.  I can see the same disaster as you can.  I am ready to help, just tell me what you need me to do.  In the meantime, I will have a Bloody Mary please, whilst I watch the disaster unfold!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 11, 2009, 03:29:06 pm
Pours Galaxy a large bloody mary,

Talking of blood, could you check the fridge and see if we have enough suplies please



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 11, 2009, 04:48:10 pm
giggles and sniggers

Miss_D you are TOO evil..hehehehe..

Continues to listen attentively to THE plan


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on February 11, 2009, 06:24:11 pm
pulls up a chair, mixes a margarita, and sips at it quietly while wondering what Rach could possibly do with all those knives...and hopes that she won't be a target of THE Plan  :blue tongue:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 12, 2009, 02:33:17 am
Leans in really close to listen to the last of the details...

Uh huh...yeap...OHH!...47........EL!........Oh, not El... OHHHH, Gotcha!

Looks at Miss_D with sincerity and seriousness

When do we leave Miss_D?

Touches ear

Prepare for flight MEi P


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 13, 2009, 12:36:52 pm
*Miss and Rach put on their costumes and mount their dragons.  Flying up towards the cliff the scare off a blue dragon and steal a hoard of gold.*

Wow Rach, that was easy, that dragon took off like a bat out of hell.  Wonder if we can go and scare anyone else away from their gold, hehehe.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on February 13, 2009, 05:14:30 pm
Shoves the her portion of gold into the sacks on Mei P

Hmm, I agree! We should of thought of this earlier! Ok, let me check the rollerdex....

flick, flick, flick..

Ok, there is this dragon that has been deserving a colonic or two...Ice-dragon, lives near a frozen lake. You up for it?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 13, 2009, 10:55:57 pm
Hehehehehe, of course Rach! Lead the way.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 21, 2009, 12:30:11 am
 :-[ oh dear... great... ok, wich frozen lake? sounds very anxious


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on February 21, 2009, 06:00:13 am
*pokes head out of warm library and sends evil glare after Rach and Miss D*

oh oh..

*goes back in, locks the door, puts another log on the fire, sinks into big soft couch and pulls blankie up over head*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 21, 2009, 12:42:45 pm
Looks up from comfy chair by the fire.

Great ............ thanks el, just leave me to deal with this pair in this mood by Myself...

Yells loudly...Galaxy, T&E, is anyone else around to help please.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on February 21, 2009, 01:36:56 pm
Hi, Finder.  I'm here.  Dealing with Rach and Miss D is easy.  Wait until they've gone, shut the door and pour another drink.  They can go off enjoying themselves, when and if they return, we'll let them back in.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 21, 2009, 04:51:34 pm
err... i will stay... i hope they dont go near the 2nd frozen lake, though... my dragon likes cold places... discouriges a few visitors  :blue teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on February 22, 2009, 01:32:36 am
Hey Rach,  Rosslyn loves playing in the snow.  Have you ever taken Mei P to the hills, there are some cool frozen lakes there.  Maybe we can go ice skating and then raid a few more dragons before heading back to the clubhouse.  I think we should make a donation to the club house tho, make sure el can keep the kitchen stocked up.  Gotta love her homemade cooking. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on February 22, 2009, 03:29:34 am
 :blue sad: oh, dear... im... going to stay here...  :blue sad: hope sophie manages alright...  :blue sad:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on February 24, 2009, 01:33:44 pm
Pull up a chair and have a drink Msledge, it's best not to worry, your dragon will be fine, it is more likely that Rach and Miss_D will come to grief.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on March 09, 2009, 12:11:53 pm
Did someone call for me?  *pulls up a chair and pours herself a drink*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 09, 2009, 01:59:51 pm
not me... 

*gets blender out and starts crushing ice*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on March 09, 2009, 03:04:10 pm
*borrows crushed ice to make a pina colada; sighs heavily due to impatience at the continued wait for PD2* When will finally get a release date?  :blue sad:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 09, 2009, 03:35:28 pm
*pours peach schnapps and OJ into crushed ice and vodka*

I'm not sure, but it can't be too soon....



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fierce Blue Dragoness on March 09, 2009, 05:13:33 pm
*pours peach schnapps and OJ into crushed ice and vodka*


*looks over curiously* oooo. That sounds tasty, what is that drink called? (being under 21 I am not well versed in the different types of drinks lol  :blue wink:)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 09, 2009, 06:17:22 pm
That's a fuzzy navel.

Wikipedia says:
A fuzzy navel is a popular and easy to make mixed drink made from peach schnapps and orange juice. Generally an equal amount of each component is used to concoct it, although quantities may vary. It can also be made with lemonade [1] or a splash of vodka depending on the drinker's taste. By adding 1 or 1 1/2 oz of vodka to the fuzzy navel you have what is called a hairy navel, the more "hair" referring to the increased strength of alcohol in the drink.

Very nice.  As you can see, I prefer more hair in the navel.  lol 

I like all my drinks with ice, sort of a fuzzy navel slurpie....  *stirs pitcher*

You can certainly have anything you want online. 

*looks out window* 
So, seeing any snow out there?



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on March 09, 2009, 08:35:13 pm
El!!!You said the "S" word!  *pours a bucket of Irish coffee,and heads for the library and the fireplace*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 10, 2009, 04:25:09 am
*grabs pitcher and heads to library*

Some people..

*shakes head*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on March 10, 2009, 10:27:19 am
*pats cushion and offers half the thick chenille blanket*
Hey,Beautiful!I always forget no one can hear the smile in your voice here...you DO know I was running to the heat and not away from you and your potty mouth,right?Snuggle up,we need to get pissed and warm!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 10, 2009, 10:51:35 am
Now that sounds like a good idea, Pours a large Cuba Libra and settles by the fire.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 10, 2009, 11:32:56 am
*sits down and pulls the blankie up nice and tight* 

Oh yeah... no offence taken.  I was just afraid, you know.
That you would get the good spot!  lol

*Sticks fingers out of blanket and waves at Finder.*

*slurp* 

That hits the spot.  Drinkie inside, fire out. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on March 10, 2009, 01:24:29 pm
pokes head in
I think I heard of snow, but it only happens up on the top of the really tall mountain here in Hawaii. As soon as you feel a little chill you can head back down to the beach.
Can I have a little of that Irish Coffee?
I need a little pick me up after seeing that tease of PD2 a week ago, and still we have no game.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on March 10, 2009, 02:54:19 pm
" Room for a little one? " *looks longingly at the snuggly blankets*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on March 10, 2009, 02:56:29 pm
peekes in
Frustrated by lack of PD2 I am! I'd love some of those irish coffees, think I need to have a pick me up too... are there room on one those couches for an other one? (plus feets hurting from too much dancing) :gold wink:

   (http://www.torani.com/files/recipes/Irish_Coffee_Med.jpg)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 10, 2009, 03:31:45 pm
Waves back at el.....

Pull up a chair estell and you T&E, lots of room in front of the fire and many a libation if needed.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on March 10, 2009, 03:34:33 pm
Oh that's where you all are.  Is there room for one more?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 10, 2009, 03:40:03 pm
Now you can snuggle up next to me if you would like, fancy a drink dear??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 10, 2009, 03:46:40 pm
umm mmm.. cozy cozy cozy..

Warm fire, lots of beverages and good company.... 
What more could you ask for?

*snuggles in a bit deeper*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on March 10, 2009, 10:34:27 pm
*happy sigh*
Can we just stay here for a loooong time?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on March 11, 2009, 01:24:15 am
Off to discover the world again... be back later with some outlandish speciality... thanks for the irish coffe and the fire, it worked wonders!!! :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 11, 2009, 07:09:11 am

We can stay here until the weather is decent.  lol 
Or until estelle comes back with that speciality! 

*starts to ponder over brownies*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 11, 2009, 10:09:27 am
Wanders in from kitchen.......

I have been a tad busy, We have carrot cake, spiced cake, fruit cake, sponge cake, chocolate cup cakes and I am about to start on pancakes, and to go with them we have, lemon and sugar, maple syrup, we also have a cherry filling, an apple filling a bannana filling and ice cream.

Okay I got boared waiting for PD2 alright.

Anyone want some.......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 11, 2009, 10:51:53 am
*fight way out from under blankets, trying not to elbow bard in the head*

Sure.
Spice cake... umm.  Reminds me I haven't made a crumb cake in AGES. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on March 11, 2009, 11:17:33 am
*snort,snarf  blink blink*
Ouch!!What the...hey,what's that smell?FINDER's been BAKING!!!  :gold teeth: :red teeth: :gold teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on March 11, 2009, 11:52:53 am
Nomnomnomnom............. I just love carrot cake.  Can I have some fruit cake after please?  If I eat enough carrot and fruit cake and pancakes with cherries, apples and bananas that should be really healthy, shouldn't it? 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 11, 2009, 01:32:02 pm
So that would be part of your so called five a day huh........ and I suppose that as the tea you drink is made from a leaf, you would like to include that as well...............


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 11, 2009, 01:39:40 pm
*looks askance at finder*

Doesn't everyone???



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on March 11, 2009, 03:14:28 pm
*Tries to speak but just ends up spraying crumbs everywhere*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 12, 2009, 03:29:39 pm
Oh Finder, what would we do without you? (go on a diet and work off all the food you and el make!  ;) )


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 12, 2009, 03:31:29 pm
Diet????????????????????????? Em I know that you have been missing for a while but not to swear in here..... now have another slice of cake and what would you like to drink.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 12, 2009, 04:13:12 pm
Don't make us wash your mouth out with soap young lady!! 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on March 12, 2009, 07:51:13 pm
*Miss returns to the club house, cold and tired, collapsing on the floor in front of the fireplace.*

Rach and I has so much fun out their with our dragons, although we almost started an avalanche when Rosslyn went sliding down the mountain side.  She loves playing in the snow.  I'm... soooo...tired...now....

*Miss falls asleep on the floor in front of the fire.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on March 13, 2009, 05:43:23 am
Pushes through the club house door with sacks upon sacks upon sacks of gold, jewels and other priceless objects, looks down to see Missy alseep and snoring quite loudly

Awe, how cute. Pitty she couldn't help me in with these.

Drags sacks to the middle of the club house

Here you go El, the club house's cut from our snow topped adventures. LOTS of rich dragons live up in those hills, well not so rich any more, a few lost their titles...hehehehe.... Double teaming has its advantages ;D

Missy and I figure this should keep the club house full and happy till the nearing reveal/public operation of PD2...hopefully. No more dumping bills in other old/mysterious threads for a while.

Reaches in to grab a massive blue diamond the size of a honey dew melon.

This one El, is especially for you...stolen from..you know who..hehehe. I'm sure he wont miss it, well he might, when he realises he doesn't have it anymore.
Our dragons are all tuckered out, they are kinda snoring like Missy except they are exhailing sparks and are sleeping like pups, more so after that prosperous exhibition.

Unclips knife harnesses, grapple belts and bluetooth and Rubs her shoulders


Are we having coffee?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 13, 2009, 06:15:26 am
Lol, sorry Finder, sorry el. I promise I won't say the dreaded 'D' word anymore.  ;)
To attone for my sin, I shall make the coffee. While I'm at it, does anyone else want a steamy hot beverage?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 13, 2009, 08:26:33 am
In that case em you are fogiven, I will have a large coffee with a shot of brandy please...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on March 13, 2009, 09:32:21 am
i have been away... from the cave... for quite a while... in the end.... my losses were... about 100,000 out of about 700,000.... why did i bother with the hoarding of my money, anyway?? sophie.... is... out of action for now...
hope her wing fixes up soon... anyway, anyone have tea? hot chocolate? lots of shugar, please... i need to be hyper right now..


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 15, 2009, 09:34:25 am
Oh, Msledge, what a shame. Here, you'd best have this *hands over steamy hot chocolate, a bowl of sugar and a bottle of booze* It'll take the edge off. Finder, here's your coffee and brandy. Scone, anybody? Irish baked (so they're HUUUUUUGE) and steamy hot out of the oven.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on March 15, 2009, 03:50:20 pm
Oh you poor dear....

Here's the jam for the scones, or would you prefer honey, or both?

Finder can take care of the sophie for you. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 16, 2009, 01:36:45 am
Finder hitches Dragon aid kit over his shoulder and heads for the dragon park, "don't worry we have a slave that is great at aiding wing membrane to heal."


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 16, 2009, 06:49:30 am
Attack on ******
   
Gender:   Male
Gold:           A small pile
Age:           121
Weight:   Noticeably larger
Battle Record:   110-101
Owner:   *********
   
Off in the distance, you notice Star Fly flying back home. He seems to be exhausted and apparently in a great deal of pain, but as he draws closer you realize he's simply exhausted after a long flight with all that gold.
You successfully stole 753 gold.

Awww yeah! See the wrath of the tiny dragons and our gold-stealing ability! Shake in fear all you big dragons, 'cos we are coming to your caves (and doing very little in the way of damage, but you know what they say: it's the taking part that counts, and so long as everybody has a good time, that all that matters).

Sorry, had to post that. Most people are excited when they steal a mill, but I'm so far from that point that every fight I win is a good fight!

Uh, finder, we have slaves? That's not cool. That makes me want to grab up a musket and run screaming into a knot of soldiers and demand my independance. (it's a cultural thing, and it's reeeeaaaaly close to Paddy's day)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 16, 2009, 12:37:37 pm
Sorry emakav, that should have read salve....

However if you want to grab a musket that is up to you, but I am not sure that they would be classed as all that effective these days..... but your screaming might be.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 17, 2009, 07:24:20 am
Lol, sorry finder. But you gotta admit, sometimes it's just better to spell 'salve' correctly! What an amusing mistake. Here, have a pint of Murpheys. There may even be a hot leprechaun chick in the bottom.  ;)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 17, 2009, 12:26:59 pm
There in lies the problem, strangely once I have typed a word, when I look at it I see what I expect to see, so some of the better typos get through.

But I will certainly take that Murpheys, thank you.

And happy St Patricks day.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 18, 2009, 06:31:10 am
Back at ya finder. Or is it McFinder? Everyone's Irish on Paddy's Day!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on March 18, 2009, 08:17:54 am
McFinder sounds more Scots.  Or perhaps I just don't know enough Irish people.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on March 18, 2009, 10:18:08 am
*Miss wakes up, stretches, and then goes outside for some fresh air.*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 19, 2009, 05:57:00 am
Mc = Mac = Mhac, which is Irish (and Scots gealge) for 'son', so it could be either. There's lots of 'Mc's and 'Mac's in Ireland. And the Scotish are Irish (waaay back when the celtic tribes split, they went over to england and founded Scotland. Their tribe was called the Scots). A handy hint is that most Irish and Scotish names have an 'e' in them, while English one's don't. (*bing* the more you know!)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on March 19, 2009, 06:32:33 am
Actually, not all Scots are celtic tho em.  For many came from Normandy with William the Conqueror. My grandfather was from Scotland, but our clan originally came over  in the Norman invasion.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: rach on March 19, 2009, 06:43:36 am
Comes back from safely storing the goodies in the basement safe


Scot's did ye'say?  ;)

Yeah, love the Vikings, If I was going to be conquered, I'd prefer them to the spanish, britians, gremans, americans or Romans ;)

It's just something about those helmets....  mind goes wondering


AHh..so what we drinking at the bar?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on March 19, 2009, 08:09:46 am
*takes hot chocolate, and sits on the porch sipping it* mmm... this is nice... hmmm... that seems to be a good idea...
*puts a few servings of shugar in hot chocolate, and a dap of alcahol, then starts to drink it* yep... this will keep me nicley hyper for a while...*finishes hot chocolate, leans back, and stratrs daydreaming about being a bug about to be squished*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 20, 2009, 07:37:35 am
Yeah, I know, Miss, but the Scots have such sexy accents that the Northmen couldn't help but mate with them. That's why there's a prevailancy of Scottish/Celtic sounding surnames. It's as I've always said, put any other race in a room with an Irish/Scotish person and after five minutes, everyone's celtic! Sure look at Ireland: we should be a race of tall blondes with pale skin. I've got dark eyes, hair and skin because about six hundred years ago a spanish galleon crashed off of the coast and the spanish lads didn't bother to go home afterwards!  ;)

*goes out and joins msledge* Mmm. Nice hot chocolate. What's yours? Mine's minty with some bailey's irish cream for good measure.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on March 20, 2009, 03:04:03 pm
*suddenley finds herself out of daydream before she gets squished* huh? how i like my hot chocolate???? with 3 extra spoonfuls of shugar and a tiiiny dab of alcahol... to much of it is bad...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 21, 2009, 06:12:15 am
Can't fault that tiiiny drop of alchahol! So why a bug, eh?
*sits back with notebook in hand, trying to do best impression of phsychologist but is failing miserably because of said tiiiny drops of alchahol*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on March 21, 2009, 11:39:36 am
huh? it was from one of my dreams. people were trying to make the bugs more human, and i was one of the bugs. at the end of the dream, i was trying to avoid the footsteps.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 22, 2009, 05:44:23 pm
That's so weird! My strangest dream was the time I dreamt it was the winter olympics, held in Canada, and Bryan Adams was trying to figure out what sport he was good at and could do. He sucked at skiing and skating, but managed to win bronze in bobsleding. I don't know why I dreamed it, but it was very funny.
Hey, I've a question for you guys. If you are training and going out for some combat, and you see a dragon who is older than yours but has very little fights (eg: 400 days but with a ratio of 12:4), would you attack? I was thinking that it was a bit of bad sport, attacking someone with so little experience, but the amount of days alive kind of hints that the person is a caver I've managed to catch out taking their turns. I'm not sure tho. What do you guys think?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Miss_D on March 22, 2009, 07:32:39 pm
it could also mean that they are a bad dragon trainer, look at the combat feed.  If they haven't attacked in a while, chances are they are not being cared for properly.  Whether is bad to attack or not, well, its bad not to look after your dragon.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 23, 2009, 07:45:04 am
I know, but I don't want to get a reputation as a trainer that picks on smaller/more inexperienced trainers. but the weight class i'm in at the mo, it's massive, so the only dragons there should be ones that are able to handle themselves. and the gold they have is phenominal, like they are using their turns for gold collecting instead of fighting skill, you know? Urgh, maybe I'm just being stupid! I mean, to get a dragon to that size means you have to put some effort in to weight class. It's their own fault that their dragons cant fight, right? Mines the same size but with great skill, so I must be doing something right, right? It's up to them to sort out their own dragons.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on March 23, 2009, 08:03:19 am
Tell you what, send your dragon out after that dragon if it's got a decent amount of gold and sit here and chill with a drink.  Hands emakav a glass of unusual coloured liquid.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 23, 2009, 01:17:23 pm
yeah, star fly's gone out. I can't be too worried about it: the enemy dragon is three hundred days older than star fly, with a literal mountain of gold, but with no fighting skill, which means he's a caver, right?
Sod it. *tosses back drink*
Mm. Fruity. and slightly metalic. Hmmm. What did you put in this, Galaxy? Was this for me to drink or clean my shoes with???!!! Argghh! Rocket Fuel!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 23, 2009, 01:23:07 pm
Finder quietly laughes in the corner, then hand em a pint of guinness. Drinking some of the concotions that get made in here could be bad for your health, so many of us make up new drinks and then test them on the unsuspecting.

Looks over shoulder, Galaxy scrap that one, looks like you need to re-think it.

Mixes a large bloody mary.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on March 23, 2009, 01:28:32 pm
Looks at em's disgusted face and feels thankful that she hadn't got around to testing her latest concoction.  Back to the drawing board then.  Or perhaps stick to pancakes and leave the cocktails to someone else.

Finder, pass me a Bloody Mary, please.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 23, 2009, 01:34:15 pm
Passess galaxy a bloody mary,

You look like you are thinking pancakes, I will have mine with maple syrup please.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 24, 2009, 05:24:41 pm
*stops pouring maple syrup on her tongue to get rid of the taste of Galaxy's last concoction and stares at finder, face akin to that of a deer in headlights*
Uh oh! Er... here you go, finder. Um. I have to go over here. (I didn't waste all the syrup)
*whistes and wanders off innocuously*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Lato_Dato on March 25, 2009, 07:26:10 am
GAH!!! ever since i have gotten into the large weight range, the only people who are attacking me are Noticabley larger!!! it this weight range full of bottom feeders or something?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 26, 2009, 06:08:57 am
It could be that, or just bad luck. Probably they're bottom feeders though.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 26, 2009, 02:41:51 pm
Can we get back on topic here please, who wants a drink and some food......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on March 26, 2009, 02:46:02 pm
I've got the pancakes with whatever filling you desire.  I'd love a drink to go with them.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 27, 2009, 05:58:33 am
Did somebody say drink? *pops up out of a handy box near Galaxy and flurishes a tray of drinks*
What can I get you? I've got them all. Or, perhaps we're feeling lucky?
*pulls open trenchcoat to reveal several bottles poking out of inner pockets*
Poiteen, my dear? Wanna try some?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on March 28, 2009, 10:39:34 am
No thanks em, I tried some of that, blooming near blew my head off, but if that is a good french brandy that I see sticking out of that side pocket I will take a large slug please.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on March 28, 2009, 05:09:54 pm
Ah oui, mon ami, c'est bonne. *pours very very generous snifter*
Here ya go, pal! Bonne chance!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 03, 2009, 11:52:25 am
Runs back in, that lot in the delete this thread have a blooming shark fixation, there mad.

I think that now the clock it ticking I need this club more than ever, waiting for PD2 just got a whole lot harder.

Heads to the bar and pours a large martini then heads for the kitchen.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on April 03, 2009, 12:51:23 pm
*Bard wanders in,looking several sizes larger than usual.Gradually shrinks back to normal size as chocolate coins and easter eggs spill out of sleeves,shirt,pants..*
  Hey guys,they're gonna burn a witch in one of the other threads,but there was chocolate everywhere,so I scooped what I could,and *shakes last few coins from pantleg*   What??


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 03, 2009, 01:31:29 pm
Good survival instincts bard...

*Sits in corner with cold water and dry toast* - Don't ask..


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 04, 2009, 05:53:44 am
Cold water and dry toast, eh? I think we've all been there.  ;)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 04, 2009, 06:14:00 am
 28 DAYS, 16 HOURS, 47 MINUTES, 45 SECONDS.

Finder wanders in from the kitchen with more toast for el, damn it that ruddy counter is making me twitch.....

want anything else el, I am sure that whatever ailes you we can come up with something.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 04, 2009, 08:39:16 am
gingerale, chicken broth, no more dry toast... more flannel blankies, peace, and an end to pestilence. sigh.. 
My 24 hour flu is into day 4...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 04, 2009, 08:55:35 am
Right, what we need here is hot water, lemon, honey, and where did I put that good Cognac, ahhhh here it is, one large slug. Hands the drink to el, and wrapes her in another fleece blanket. Right you sip that and I will knock up my special chicken soup with a touch of chillie, Throws another log on the fire as he heads for the kitchen.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on April 04, 2009, 09:47:02 am
* hugs el and then washes hands with bleach *
Hey...do we need to pick a spot on the map to locate the bar?I mean,purely for the sake of convenience,and to help frustrated noobs find a place to wind down?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 04, 2009, 02:22:40 pm
Here have a BIG chocolate egg, I found it during the egg hunt on the Easter Island! :gold wink:
          (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/talhouet/Chocolate%20and%20food/449072991_3d48c64feb.jpg)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on April 04, 2009, 05:54:57 pm
Wow *blinks in amazement*  anyone got a pick axe?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 05, 2009, 02:13:07 am
Is this reasonable? *Hands T&E a pick axe* :gold wink:

(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3740976/2/istockphoto_3740976-pickaxe-with-path.jpg)



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on April 06, 2009, 01:35:24 pm
So where is the bar gonna be? And make sure Sleight's crew doesn't find it. I'm sure it would be a good information spot.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Neko on April 07, 2009, 12:23:42 pm
*Neko's nostril twitches as the aroma of cognac drifts over her. One scaly eye cracks open, she sniffs the air and stretches a wing. The table she forgot she was lying under lifts and tumbles from her back* RRRRAAAAWRRRR I think you need some pancakes with that cognac. And some cottage pie for the sniffly coldy one. And if the bar is located anywhere that needs a pick axe, Neko's friend will be very happy, because she loves the cold...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 07, 2009, 12:52:11 pm
*ponders an interdimensional bar, sitting balenced in the ether between PD1 and PD2*

I think I needs one of estelle's shark attacks while I think over this.

Sleights crew... clans.... spying, secrets...
*makes note that all bartenders must be deaf, mute and not able to lip read*



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 07, 2009, 01:03:03 pm
Now I like that idea el, an interdimentional bar, just what we need... we are bound to end up with some depression in PD2... and we will need somewhere to go.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Av on April 07, 2009, 01:05:08 pm
Sleights crew... clans.... spying, secrets...
*makes note that all bartenders must be deaf, mute and not able to lip read*

Then how the frack are they going to take my orders for Amaretto Sours...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 07, 2009, 01:07:34 pm
Don't worry slight, I will look after those for you.

Passes Slight a fresh Amaretto sour.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Av on April 07, 2009, 01:10:58 pm
Don't worry slight, I will look after those for you.

Passes Slight a fresh Amaretto sour.

/me throws Finder's offer to the floor, screams, "You are trying to poison me aren't ya!  They are all trying to get me, I know they are...  conspiracy!"  He then looks around nervously, takes a drink from his hip flask, and scurries out the door.

The paranoia has begun...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 07, 2009, 01:18:31 pm
Hello, looks like we have a new problem here el, I think Slight is in need of Miss_D's tender kind of care.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Av on April 07, 2009, 01:20:07 pm
Take your tender care and shove it!  QUIT TRYING TO KILL ME!!!?!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on April 07, 2009, 01:25:23 pm
Ssshhhhh..... relax and sit down, Sleight.  Wipes sweat from Sleight's brow.  No-one here is going to hurt you.  Here, have a cookie.  Fid made them for me. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Av on April 07, 2009, 01:28:14 pm
Fid made them for me. 

I don't believe you!  LIES!!!?!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 07, 2009, 01:36:12 pm
Slides behind Sleight and injects a strong sedative, watches as Sleight slips to the floor. Okay, can someone please fetch Miss_D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Av on April 07, 2009, 01:40:17 pm
Slides behind slight and injects a strong sedative, watches as slight slips to the floor. Okay, can someone please fetch Miss_D

Fools!  Needles are no match for my leather armor!

/me flicks his hand towards the floor and the ground erupts in a flash of blue powder and smoke.  Not half a second later the door creeks to a close.  The Sly One is nowhere to be seen...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 07, 2009, 03:15:35 pm
Ok, Sleigh is getting back in his "cave", who has the cork? :gold wink:

(http://www.wowowow.com/files/imagecache/slide/genie.jpg)



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 07, 2009, 06:46:13 pm
*runs into rooom carrying chains, looking around*

Oh. Too late.  Poor guy - he isn't going to make it
25 days, 04 hours, 15 minutes and 25 seconds.

I say we have the hell hound chase him away everytime he shows up. How's that?

Killlllllllllllller - smell the lamp boy and keep that in mind...




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Av on April 07, 2009, 07:08:07 pm
I say we have the hell hound chase him away everytime he shows up. How's that?

/me appears in a vision to el.
 

Hell hounds?  HA!  I personally have made boons with several of the highest devils as well as several fiends.  My payments have been made, my rewards claimed,  and my soul salvaged eons ago.  A few of them even owe me favors.  How do you think I got to where I am today?  A hell hound is nothing, they know better than to approach me, for I have been marked by beings with powers far beyond your own.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 07, 2009, 07:32:14 pm
pee on his leg killer..... good boy....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Av on April 07, 2009, 07:33:16 pm
Nice comeback...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 07, 2009, 07:34:18 pm
Killer isn't much good, but since he lost that one leg, he doesn't have to waste time lifting..


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Av on April 07, 2009, 07:35:48 pm
HAHAHA.  The image of a three-legged male hell dog simply leaning to one side to pee is HILARIOUS.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 07, 2009, 07:37:16 pm
hell hound please... and if you laugh, well, he'll chew up your leather armour. 


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 08, 2009, 04:05:52 am
Hey Sleight, fancy a peanut? *waves bag in the direction of the crazed evil person* (someone get ready to grab...)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 08, 2009, 09:49:51 am
Runs in....... quick where can I hide, Iv gone and upset Fid again...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 08, 2009, 11:04:51 am
Here finder!  under this table. She'll never know you're here! 

*lifts tablecloth to let finder in, gets out pen and paper and starts to write - the worm is under the table fid.  Puts cap on pen and stands waiting, rehearsing her lines*

Why no.  I haven't SEEN him.
Why NO.  I haven't seen him.
Why no.  I haven't seen HIM.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on April 08, 2009, 11:30:00 am
Galaxy wanders in.  Hi, El.  Have you seen Finder?  Fid's looking for him, too.  I think she's angry with him, the atmosphere wasn't good so I didn't stop to find out what he had been up to this time.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 08, 2009, 11:44:16 am
Stays under table, as he would not put it passed some people to rat him out to fid


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 08, 2009, 01:55:26 pm
Why no.  Galaxy.  I haven't seen him.

*feels pretty happy that the lines were aced AND that the paper was laying flat down on the table, under her hand*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 09, 2009, 01:32:32 pm
*watches el crossing her fingers behind her back* :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fiddler on April 09, 2009, 02:20:24 pm
Walks in Shivering.....Finder...oh Finder......I'll Find you Finder......

anyone seen Finder?
*raised eyebrow, whistling to self*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 09, 2009, 02:22:37 pm
trys to press himself further back in to the wall....... Naaaaaa She will never look under here,


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 09, 2009, 02:29:07 pm
*Waves paper attracting Fid's attention*

uh - hi Fid.  umm no. I have not seen him.

*turns and leaves the room, paper on table top - writing this side up*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fiddler on April 09, 2009, 02:52:09 pm
*winks at El* as she leaves....

walks over to paper...reads....laughs...

sits at table...making an origami bird....tapping foot.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 09, 2009, 03:57:40 pm
*Puts the snow machine Finder borrowed from the club back in the room* Can't have these things on the ship. See you later Fid! *Gives Fid a Snow Leopard*  :gold wink:

                (http://z.about.com/d/cocktails/1/I/Y/8/-/-/aman_snow_leopard.jpg)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on April 10, 2009, 04:58:13 pm
Ooooh can I have one too.........


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 11, 2009, 03:27:29 am
Finder sneakes out from under the table moving behind the sofa till he comes to a door, jumps up and opens the door, Bugger, it's the broom closet, grabs broom and starts sweeping the floor. "Oh Hi Fid, havent seen you in a while, Just going to make some coffee do you want one". sidles in to the kitchen looking for an escape rout.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Fiddler on April 11, 2009, 08:41:45 am
No Finder, estelle was nice enough to make me this nice drink, which somehow has taken my want for revenge away for now....chuckles....I am going back to the ship....see you there?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 11, 2009, 09:52:20 am
Mop's brow That sounds like a good Idea fid, I belive they have found a hot spring....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 12, 2009, 05:09:06 am
*looks about confused*
I was at a hot springs a few seconds ago. You were there too. Weren't you on a deckchair? Wasn't I playing in the mud? Hhmm. Looks like a case for Scooby doo. Where'd I put my mystery machine?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 16, 2009, 02:27:20 pm
PET DRAGONS 2:
16 DAYS, 08 HOURS, 34 MINUTES, 57 SECONDS


Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't take much more, el, where is the key to the drugs cabinet, I need to sleep for 15 days......... sobs quietly in to a large brandy.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on April 16, 2009, 02:32:56 pm
HEY!!  We've got through all this time waiting for PD2, what's another 16 days?  We are STRONG!  We can do it, together.   Pours Finder an extra large glass of brandy and takes the drug cabinet key that El is hiding behind her back.  Places it in the pot of a large plant.  C'mon Finder, not long now.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 16, 2009, 02:39:05 pm
Aaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Starts ripping the doors of the drugs cabinet, Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long.............


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 16, 2009, 02:45:09 pm
*sneaks up behind finder and injects liquid valium* 

There, there, there...  we all understand.  Really we do.

16 days, 08 hours, 15 minutes and 09 seconds...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 17, 2009, 06:33:37 am
I'm gonna play that game so hard... I swear to god... What time is it? I can has PD2 now?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on April 17, 2009, 06:56:38 am
*Wonders if the devs would be evil enough to post a message when the timer hits 0 saying "Only joking, another 30 days to go."*  :D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 17, 2009, 08:40:40 am
15 days 14 hours,20 minutes 04 seconds.

I need a drink now...
ex-large -maybe in a big gulp cup with a straw....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 17, 2009, 11:52:49 am

15 DAYS, 11 HOURS, 09 MINUTES, 49 SECONDS

Sits in courner, a gibbering heap of valium induced haze......"I can here the clock ticking..... I need PD2 NOW Damnit"


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Paragon on April 17, 2009, 12:07:42 pm
*Wonders if the devs would be evil enough to post a message when the timer hits 0 saying "Only joking, another 30 days to go."*  :D

Reported. Now don't offend me again :black wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 17, 2009, 01:13:20 pm
*looks to make sure all is ready*

dragon pic - check...
dragon name - check....
cave site scoped out - check....
list of friends to invite - check....


15 days, 9 hours, 47 minutes, 09 seconds.....
dragon pic - check...
dragon name - check....
cave site scoped out - check....
list of friends to invite - check....




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 17, 2009, 06:33:26 pm
I don't care about specific elements and will probably attack anything that is close!
anything at all... weak green tea element - that's mine!

I can't even think about a custom title until the time I have the money to buy one.
Otherwise every loss is just a bit more depressing.


15 days 04 hours 27 minutes 01 seconds....


so far away.........


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 18, 2009, 03:19:39 am
PET DRAGONS 2:
14 DAYS, 19 HOURS, 45 MINUTES, 03 SECONDS

Still over two weeks away,

Check list..

Name...... not yet
Base........Don't know
Picture.....Not yet


AAAAggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 18, 2009, 03:36:36 am
Nope, I think I am taking twitch pills, as the closer it gets the more twitchy I become.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 18, 2009, 05:34:25 am
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you want our gold you have to come and fight for it, we don't give up gold  :gold wink:




Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 18, 2009, 09:59:29 am



.......14 days, 13 hours, 01 minutes 46 seconds.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on April 18, 2009, 10:10:27 am
14 days 12 hours 52 min 44 seconds
.....are we there yet??
14 days 12 hours 51 min 36 seconds
.....are we there yet??
14 days 12 hours 49 min 5 seconds
.....are we there yet??                      (help me!!.....)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 18, 2009, 11:28:44 am
* hands bard a checklist....*

Feel free to add anything you want to it..


!!!!!!!14 days, 11 days, 33 minutes, 35 seconds!!!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 18, 2009, 01:26:06 pm
ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod
It's starting to sink in. Only two weeks. I really should sort out my picture... Oh, I've decided to make it myself this time. I've got a great pic of a dragon, so it should be easy enough. Anyway, back to the nuerotic rocking back and forth. Where was I? oh yes:
ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 18, 2009, 02:06:58 pm
Hands Finder a (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/talhouet/Emoticons/Saker%20o%20symboler/mgchillpill.gif) pill and el a Kir :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 18, 2009, 02:38:49 pm
14 DAYS, 08 HOURS, 25 MINUTES, 14 SECONDS

Those pills are still not working,

OMG, what am I going to call my new dragon....

Where is he going to live.......

Have I got a picture......No

And only 14 days to go.............. Aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 18, 2009, 03:21:47 pm


I know what you mean!!!  no amount of alcohol..

I can find a picture for you.. 


(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk319/leannemckenzie/dragons.gif)


I like this one...
Looks like you sound right now

14 days 07 hours 38 Minutes and 25 seconds.......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on April 18, 2009, 08:30:12 pm
Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on April 19, 2009, 01:20:43 am
13 Days, 21 Hours, 47 minutes and 21 seconds!!!!!!!!!!  Less than a fortnight!! OMG!

Excitement and anticipation is now being overtaken by panic.  OMG!  Having just read Ravenex's latest post, am I ever going to figure out how to play PD2?   ???  Even if I get the basics, will I ever learn enough to be competitive?   :red bored:  What if it takes me ages to work out how to play properly?  Would I ever manage to catch up with the clever people who suss it out straight away?  After all, I don't even know how to put my own dragon picture in, is there any hope for me??   ???  :'(  :red sad:  Sinks into a dark corner, overcome by fear and depression.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 19, 2009, 05:50:19 am
there there there..... *pats shoulder*

Never fear, those of us who know something will help you.  I myself know how to put the dragon picture in AND have helped others do it.   See... we can do it together.  (and we can grab those that know they other stuff and can help us out)

I'm drinking by the pitcher atm, but expect that to change.... as soon as I can get different drinks in kegs.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 19, 2009, 08:40:33 am
*just finishes reading Ravenex's post*
OH MY GOD!!!!
it's all too complicated. I think it's time to crack open the tequila keg and wait til someone re-writes that post in easy language (not looking at anyone in particular, but really I am). El? Do you have a spare tap I can borrow? you get first gulp!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 19, 2009, 10:41:28 am
*goes to tap drawer in the kitchen and hands one off to ema*


Thanks for the first drink.  Ahhhh....  now off to read and translate....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 19, 2009, 04:03:39 pm
I think I need a chill pill downed with a kir myself, have you got any left Finder? This need some serious study!! It looks just great :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 20, 2009, 12:06:12 am
LOL, we have plenty of both estelle, they have always been a staple here.

Passes, estelle a pill and a drink and unroles enlarged map..... now where is my dragon going to live.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 20, 2009, 06:33:59 am
Somewhere tastefully decorated no doubt. Ha ha ha! Just kidding Finder. Here, have a tequila.
12 days! Squeeeeeeee!
*note to self, make picture! Stop playing Sims2 in spare time!*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 22, 2009, 02:36:13 pm
Wanders in looking shocked


10 DAYS, 08 HOURS, 25 MINUTES, 30 SECONDS

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I can't wait i need a drink.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 22, 2009, 03:05:10 pm
Stop looking Finder. 
Maybe find yourself a nice book....  go to the library.  take vodka with you.

I'm sure that the 10 days 07 hours 55 minutes 03 seconds will fly by...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 22, 2009, 03:09:04 pm
10 days 07 hours 51 minutes 23 seconds .... yes they will...??? :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 22, 2009, 05:11:20 pm
Hey Estelle, is the game out yet? (mwahaha! couldn't resist, sorry!)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on April 22, 2009, 08:42:08 pm
KRACK!Dragon leg kicks in wall & Finder dives away from falling debris. Lucivar reaches in and pulls out rubble. Then rolls Extra large industrial keg in.
Sorry 'bout the mess but I figured with 10 days 2 hours and 18 minutes left before the  youknowwhat comes out that we needed something a little more to get us through this last bit.
myrrddyn climbs through hole, onto top of the keg and unslings a sawzall
Give me a minute to open 'er up and we can take turns diving in.
myrrddyn proceeds to work his way around the top with the saw until the top pops off.
Who's first to swim in a keg o'tequila?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 23, 2009, 04:01:28 am


9 days 18 hours, 59 minutes, 30 seconds....


In to the single digits now!!

*Does back float in huge tequila keg*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on April 23, 2009, 04:40:02 am
El, stop drinking so much!  It won't be deep enough for the rest of us to swim in!   ;D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 23, 2009, 07:04:23 am
9 days 15 hours 56 minutes and 40 seconds..

sorry... 

*gets floaty chair to lay on, inside the huge keg...*

just one glass at a time then...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 23, 2009, 11:16:54 am
Grabs floaty chair and a glass and joins el floating in the Keg


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 23, 2009, 01:30:44 pm
you forgot your numbers this time Finder...

9 days, 09 hours, 29 minutes and 30 seconds


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 23, 2009, 01:55:25 pm
AGGGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you just had to remind me.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on April 23, 2009, 02:26:45 pm
Joins El and Finder in the tequila tub on a floaty chair.  Hands out extra-long straws so that Tequila can be sipped whilst lying back in the chairs.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 23, 2009, 03:12:00 pm

SINGLE DIGITS!!!  and long bendy straws....

life is good.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 23, 2009, 04:03:40 pm
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-wrong-straw-for-baby-wildcat.jpg)  :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 24, 2009, 09:29:44 am
lol... 

8 days, 13 hours, 30 minutes and 41 seconds....

*ssssssssslllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 25, 2009, 03:06:01 pm
 7 DAYS, 07 HOURS, 56 MINUTES, 09 SECONDS

Paces back and for..... what am I going to do. it's coming and I am not ready.....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 25, 2009, 03:14:42 pm
*pats finder on the shoulder* 

What do you need help with?
What would you like?
Is there any thing I can do?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 25, 2009, 03:39:57 pm
*Watches Finder wearing the carpet out* A Chateauneuf du Pape Blanc 1948 perhaps el?:gold wink:

             (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/talhouet/worried_man_pacing.gif)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 25, 2009, 04:02:40 pm
he needs to focus on PD2, not get drunk!  lol


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 26, 2009, 12:36:34 am
Oh where to have my cave.........

I think I have my dragons name if no one beats me to it.....

Pictures, I have no pictures, I cant even get that coin to show up on my sig.... useless,

6 DAYS, 22 HOURS, 24 MINUTES, 51 SECONDS

I'm not ready.....................

And I am away all week in Cardiff teaching.

Aaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................................................................


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 26, 2009, 04:59:38 am
I think you have to change the last [IMG] [ /img] for the coin...  but close the bracket.  lol


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on April 26, 2009, 05:36:47 am
You forgot the slash in the last IMG Finder. Try (IMG)http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu101/est-elle/PDcoin.png(/IMG) but with the [] style brackets, not the ()ones.
I need a pic too. After being thoroughly berated by Bella for, erm, misappropriating other peoples art I may have a bash at making my own. Goodness knows what kind of horror my picture will end up as :-[


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 26, 2009, 08:43:34 am
All those
he needs to focus on PD2, not get drunk!  lol

But on the other hand all those great impressionist artists were pickled in absinthe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe) *gives Finder a jug of absinthe* now we shall see... drink it up as a good boy and inspiration shall come! :gold wink:

        (http://www.alandia.de/Pics/buy-absinthe.jpg)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 26, 2009, 09:06:55 am
I suppose a few hallucinations would help.  lol


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on April 26, 2009, 09:10:33 am
I'm focused, I am focused, takes sip of Absinth, yep definatly focused, look at me focused el, empties last of Absinth, Yop rooly Folocusted... Thtttssssshhh Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  Hic.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 27, 2009, 04:15:14 am
Oh this is the oppurtunity I was waiting for! where'd I stash that inflatable dragon? Does anyone have a voice synthisiser I can borrow? And start writing down a list of things finder would do if a great big talking dragon said so!

FIVE DAYS! ARRRGGGHH!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 27, 2009, 04:18:31 am
*slinks back in* just had to tell you guys, actually:
had a dream about PD2 last night. All you guys were there (I've never met anyone of you face to face, so don't be surprised if you were all a shapeless blob in my subconcoius) and we were playing it. After a few mins, some smart arse sighed and said, "Meh. It's a bit too like Hammerfall." Then the dream ended.
I don't think it was a prophetic dream or anything, just slightly strange.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 27, 2009, 10:11:10 am
lol..  bad dreams like that should make you lose sleep!  lol


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 28, 2009, 04:07:32 am
I woke up with a jolt this morning becaue I had a dream that I was stuck in high school again, with two girls I couldn't stand from school, and zombies were everywhere. I tried throwing the two cows back down the stairs and in to the path of an oncoming zombie (who looked suspiciously like me) but the dead me ate the real me. What's up with this??? I thought you weren't supposed to remember that many of your dreams? And why do I keep dreaming about zombies? it's the fourth one this month.

Imagine if I'm actually seeing the future and zombies are coming? Oh, we'd be kicking ourselves when we're all dead because we didn't listen to my dreams. I bet we'd still be playing Pet Dragons tho.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on April 28, 2009, 05:22:20 am
Urrgh... Must... check... dragon... uurrrgh... brains...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Kat, Aeron, and Elvy on April 28, 2009, 09:13:02 am
I woke up with a jolt this morning becaue I had a dream that I was stuck in high school again, with two girls I couldn't stand from school, and zombies were everywhere. I tried throwing the two cows back down the stairs and in to the path of an oncoming zombie (who looked suspiciously like me) but the dead me ate the real me. What's up with this??? I thought you weren't supposed to remember that many of your dreams? And why do I keep dreaming about zombies? it's the fourth one this month.

Imagine if I'm actually seeing the future and zombies are coming? Oh, we'd be kicking ourselves when we're all dead because we didn't listen to my dreams. I bet we'd still be playing Pet Dragons tho.

I read in TIME that zombies are the official monster of the recession...

and what do zombie cows say?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on April 28, 2009, 09:15:06 am
Zombies aren't that bright are they?So I'd maybe have a chance to get my BR back on track before I was infected?Hmmmm...almost worth it.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 28, 2009, 09:59:35 am
umm..  SO - just a question....

Does anyone have a clue what we are supposed to do in 4 days, 13 hours, 03 minutes and 38 seconds?

It's all well and good to have names and pictures...

BUT how do we find the game? Do we search for it under apps?
Do we get an egg with our PD1 dragons when they take turns?

Or will 35,000 people (except Iain who has to work that night) be sitting there refreshing waiting for the countdown to change to the link?

Refresh? refresh?

Or worse... just sitting there watching the hours, minutes and then second tick away....
and then what?  WHAT????

Pass the liquid valium please....  I need a smoothie and vodka might not do it this time...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: estelle on April 29, 2009, 08:29:23 am
Have a Versailles cocktail: (http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/Cointreau-Versailles-md-60566511.jpg) :gold wink:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Kat, Aeron, and Elvy on April 29, 2009, 08:32:24 am
6 hours, 59 minutes, 17 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!






oh wait...that's my attack time


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on April 29, 2009, 08:46:06 am
OMG Kat!   :o  You just nearly gave me a heart attack!  I thought they'd brought it forward by 3 days without telling anyone!   :-[  Now I need some vallium too.   :red sad:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Kat, Aeron, and Elvy on April 29, 2009, 08:57:21 am
*hides under a nearby rock*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 29, 2009, 10:01:41 am
*points in general direction of rock hiding place*

I ssshhhaw eher go ttthhhhat wa-ay...

bad catty...  cat kiddy...  don do it again...

*ZZZZZZZZZZZ*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Av on April 29, 2009, 02:06:11 pm
I.  Want.  It.  NOW!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on April 30, 2009, 04:42:12 am
OoOoooOoOooOOoo
*scurries off*
Must do picture...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on April 30, 2009, 07:22:24 am
2 DAYS!!!!  15 HOURS!!!!  38 Minutes!!!! 16 SECONDS!!!!

*runs to haul picture out of storage, then to dust and polish it up*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on May 01, 2009, 04:51:05 am
*strolls back in*
Ok, so, picture done, dragon named, cave location picked, everything sorted.
Now, I can sit back and be smug.
*smug*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 01, 2009, 05:01:24 am
Elements!!  Elements!!  Have you thought about them?  Do you have any idea what one you want?

*runs from room in panic*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 01, 2009, 05:02:18 am
*runs back in*

1 Day, 17 hours, 58 minutes and 05 seconds!!!

*runs out again*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on May 01, 2009, 05:43:13 am
*runs back in*

1 Day, 17 hours, 58 minutes and 05 seconds!!!

*runs out again*

Aargh! Stop it! Stop tormenting me!

*Runs away to work out how to do a funky picture*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 01, 2009, 02:24:57 pm
PET DRAGONS 2:
1 DAYS, 08 HOURS, 38 MINUTES, 00 SECONDS

Agggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   who stole a week, where did all that time go, OML, I am not ready for this.........


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: tirednemotional on May 01, 2009, 04:41:50 pm
*slinks in, looking furtively around*

Ummmn Hello folks, hopefully my membership hasn't been torn up in my absence

*hangs head in shame*

Real life sucks, so needing some 'me' time so thought I'd show my face.


I soooooooo need a drink....and need to get all gussied up for Ravs party...anyone else going????? oooh  mind you, hangover for the launch might not be the best idea.   :green teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 01, 2009, 06:03:54 pm
*offers pitcher of valium smoothie to TnE.*

you've missed the panic..  you lucky thing.  Drink up.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Davinia on May 01, 2009, 11:22:04 pm
Just popping in to say

0 DAYS, 23 HOURS, 38 MINUTES, 27 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :black teeth: :blue teeth: :gold teeth: :green teeth: :red teeth: :silver teeth:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on May 02, 2009, 06:15:08 am
0 DAYS, 16 HOURS, 47 MINUTES, 28 SECONDS

Yeah, I'm so stealing a picture...
Me + Art = frustrated scribbling or a battered laptop. *dog calling voice* Here old SNES games, here SNES games, bring me another nice screen grab. Good SNES games, who's a good SNES game, you're a good SNES game...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 02, 2009, 09:22:02 am
13 hours, 39 minutes and 13 second AND my picture is GONE from my photobucket account!!! 

GONE  I tell you. It wasn't even the picture of the stained glass penis in a tutu - which I might have to add wings to for PD2! 

OMG....  *sob*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 02, 2009, 10:41:12 am
PET DRAGONS 2:
0 DAYS, 12 HOURS, 20 MINUTES, 36 SECONDS

Agggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, OMG do we even know how it will be introduced yet, do we get an invite, do we have to search for it.........


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BeRTie on May 02, 2009, 10:44:22 am
Didnt you hear? Sorry, you have to offer up your first born child in tribute, all while bowing to the triple moons of Azaroth.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 02, 2009, 10:47:52 am
never mind the first bourn, you can have both of them.......


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 02, 2009, 11:04:16 am
How about my middle two?  The first and last are doing great!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Wanda on May 02, 2009, 11:23:59 am
never turn down free kid sitting......   ;D


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 02, 2009, 11:26:57 am
NEVER.... just be courteous enough to leave the duct tape and zip ties outside until we have gone.  That's all we ask.  lol


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 02, 2009, 01:54:44 pm
PET DRAGONS 2:
0 DAYS, 09 HOURS, 06 MINUTES, 38 SECONDS

It's getting closer..........................................and closer


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 02, 2009, 02:20:46 pm
0 days, 08 hours, 39 minutes and 31 seconds


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 02, 2009, 02:57:09 pm
PET DRAGONS 2:
0 DAYS, 08 HOURS, 04 MINUTES, 44 SECONDS


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Paragon on May 02, 2009, 02:57:32 pm
You poor guys. Has this thread really been going since June?
Do you still have your hair, or is it now all over the floor in clumps? :blue grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Guardian Phoenix on May 02, 2009, 03:38:57 pm
You poor guys. Has this thread really been going since June?
Do you still have your hair, or is it now all over the floor in clumps? :blue grin:

I'm Guessing we're already standing in it . . . LOL

07 HOURS, 21 MINUTES, 28 SECONDS


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 02, 2009, 04:55:59 pm
yes... nearly 11 months...

crying, sobbing, drinking drugging... and still we live...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on May 02, 2009, 05:26:30 pm
...and only have about 5 hours and some minutes to go till...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on May 02, 2009, 05:47:58 pm
Do I stay up til 6, or go to bed and set the alarm? Decisions decisions...  :black sad: Oh yeah,
0 DAYS, 05 HOURS, 12 MINUTES, 23 SECONDS


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 02, 2009, 06:10:57 pm
I've decided to stay up.  I am sick with a cold and can't sleep anyway.

04 hours, 49 minutes and 30 seconds


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Guardian Phoenix on May 02, 2009, 07:30:04 pm
PET DRAGONS 2:
0 DAYS, 03 HOURS, 33 MINUTES, 59 SECONDS

Now its just becoming plain torture . . .


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 02, 2009, 07:39:40 pm
yep..  cruel and mean torture...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on May 02, 2009, 10:47:19 pm
3 hours sleep does not a happy Tony make. 14 minutes to go!!  :black grin:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Paragon on May 02, 2009, 10:50:06 pm
I guess this thread will not be needed in 10 minutes time.

OK guys, I don't know how long you've been here, but let's have an orderly evacuation out of the club please.
Don't fear the sunlight. It doesn't burn (too much).


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 03, 2009, 01:51:36 am
Of course it's needed, the server crashed and now things are going very slowly...... I am trying to select my cave location and all I get is wait

Still Agggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on May 03, 2009, 01:52:48 am
So does this mean we have to make the POST PD2 depression and anxiety club?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on May 03, 2009, 01:58:20 am
Paragon - This club will always be needed, where else would we go in times of panic, confusion, and depression?  Or just to meet up with friends and have a casual drink?  We re-named it before after all the parchment pieces were found, and as Em suggests, we will re-name it again!  This club will go on!  Climbs down from soap box, misses the last step and falls, twisting ankle and spraining wrist in the process.  Ouch!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Paragon on May 03, 2009, 02:19:55 am
You can rename topics?
...
Um yeah, I knew that... I was just testing you.
*hides under a box*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Morag on May 03, 2009, 02:22:22 am
Definitely Galaxy, post PD2 sads here, still looping and cant get my dragon set up  :green sad:
Use firefox, got latest flash. 
No drop downs in the menu and every time i click on "my dragon" it loops back to the tutorial, not having fun here,
most frustrating.  Just tried logging out of everything, shutting down and starting again, still the same loop, darn.
Anyone else had this? Lots of you seem to be in so suggestions welcome?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on May 03, 2009, 02:26:48 am
I'd say the server is having a hard time dealing with the amount of people logging on.

As for sads: it's not that good, is it? considering the hype the admins and devs have been putting us through, I sort of expected an all singing, all dancing game. I mean, I'm sure I'll love it in a few days when I get used to it and am a big older and able to do more, and it's not bad or anything, but I sort of expected... more?


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 03, 2009, 05:15:52 am
*hands our drinks all around* 

Sure the crash was a pain in the [body part], but once we all get going it will be working fine.

*hands Galaxy painkillers and yells*  MEDIC!!!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 03, 2009, 06:02:15 am
Runs in and gives Galaxy a pain killing shot then bandages wrist and ankle,

I personaly am having map problems at the moment.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on May 03, 2009, 09:02:02 am
Lost my first attack, but I have my first assist lined up. Training the li'l blighter in preparation. I love it!  :black smile:


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 03, 2009, 01:43:03 pm
Wanders back in looking for a drink...

1 Fight = 1 Win, but no gold stolen.... must start looking for richer targets.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on May 03, 2009, 01:52:44 pm
PD1: I just stole 249 gold. Oh yeah!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on May 03, 2009, 01:55:38 pm
wanders in, & grabs a seat at bar
1 shot of tequila, please. and could I please chase it with an IRA. That's a 75% IPA and 25% red ale mix if I remember properly.
mumbles to self, "stupid map cookies. why should I have to enable 3rd party cookies if I already have general cookies enabled. [bad verb] ing internet." takes shot from el and slams it
I'm waiting on my first go at an elemental. a level 3


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 03, 2009, 02:00:47 pm
Pours drinks for Myrrdin.

I know,I know, I had the same problem, but got it sorted in the end.

here have some nibbles to go with that drink, It is better than chewing your nails waiting for your results to come in.



Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on May 03, 2009, 02:03:06 pm
I'm attacking an elemental, too.  24 minutes to go.  It's such an uncertain time.  I need a drink!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 03, 2009, 02:27:54 pm
I think we need massage therapysts in the club, while we sit, in our corner and have our drink while waiting! 

Some towels, someone to tell us to watch for that jab and put our mouth guards back in when we return to the ring.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 03, 2009, 02:38:03 pm
Okay, okay.

Picks up phone and orders 4 masseuse to be sent to the club with immediate effect.

heads for kitchen, Okay, makes sandwiches, pancakes, cuts cheese and places in bowl and adds crisps (chips), gets out pretzels, nuts and other nibbles.

That should hold them for a while whilst I bake some cakes, and prepare the aid station, I can see us needing them both.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on May 03, 2009, 04:04:25 pm
*Jumps on masseuse's table*
Yay! Me first, me first!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 03, 2009, 04:24:16 pm
Do we need uppers to be on the edge here - quick wits and fast fists, or do we need downers to take the edge off so we aren't reacting out of stress???

Sigh...

Duel record of 1-23.  11 more in process and 20 outstanding...
what do you think...


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Morag on May 03, 2009, 06:53:27 pm
drink welcome El, wasnt server prob for me last night, i just didnt close the darn tute before trying to name dragon, hmm, well it didnt *say* to do that first, wasted about an hr trying to figure that one.   ok I'm better at massage,
qualified masseuse here, so take a seat on these cushy sofa's here, wait ur turn, and looks like witchfinder is taking care of refreshments.  Who was up first? relaxation or therapeutic? <warms towels>
(lost to my first elemental, maybe going for a 3 was a bit ambitious? havent tried dualling yet, does it take as loooong??)
9hrs to next elemental battle result....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 03, 2009, 07:08:15 pm
hot towels??? 

*Shoves shimmer's trainer to the floor*

I lost to my elemental too.
I had 80% of my health left and it had 47% - so that's a loss...

It hurts right here  *points to back of neck*


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BeRTie on May 03, 2009, 07:13:37 pm
I think you are in for another name change El.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Morag on May 03, 2009, 07:15:03 pm
poor darl, lets get some nice thick warm towels draped over you and let me get that clary oil i was warming up;
oh Shim get *off* the floor, there's nice soft couches for waiting <sigh>  (hoping for help soon before the queues get too big out there)
<changed mind about elemental battle, sent my boy for more training meantime>


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: el on May 03, 2009, 07:38:52 pm
training is good...

What?

I think you are in for another name change El.

You mean because Something Special really is - like on the short bus special?

lol


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: bard on May 04, 2009, 12:29:08 am
Poor el!Where are those blasted cabana boys?She's gonna need one for every major muscle group,and one to fan her brow and one to hold her drink....
Y'know I'm so buzzed on excitement I don't even think I should have anything....


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on May 04, 2009, 01:09:41 am
OMG!  OMG!  Jumps up and down in excitement.  We won against the Chaos Elemental.  Oh, it's just so exciting!  Faints


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 04, 2009, 01:37:49 am
Whips smelling salts under Galaxys nose, when that gets no result wafts pancakes under her nose

Galaxy instantly comes round and sits up with fork in hand.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: the_kav on May 04, 2009, 04:44:50 am
*kav comes snuffling along the floor, knife and fork in hand*

precioussssss! Tricksy finder has the preciousssss!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 04, 2009, 05:53:30 am
Slides a plate heaped with pancakes to Emakav, I have no intention of getting too close to that knife and fork untill the hunger is sated


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on May 04, 2009, 11:05:26 am
Oh wow!  I've just beaten another Elemental!  What a close fight, it went right to the wire but we did it!!!   :D :D  Where are those masseurs?  I am sooo tense.  A drink!  I need a drink.  I love PD2 sooo much!  Rushes across to the bar in a high state of excitement.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Myrrdin on May 04, 2009, 01:48:35 pm
glares at Galaxy and raises index finger and ring finger on his right hand while holding middle finger down
Hey Galaxy, why don't you define the negative space here. We lost against the stupid nature elemental.
I hate nature!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BeRTie on May 04, 2009, 01:49:02 pm
Baby BRT: WAAAAAAH!!! Were is PAPA, that dragon beat me up bad!!!


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 04, 2009, 01:52:11 pm
Awww. poor baby Bert, I am 3-0 on my attacks so far.


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Galaxy on May 04, 2009, 01:54:18 pm
Myrrdin, have a drink and a massage.  Both will help to relax you.  I have now beaten the Chaos and Metal Elementals.  So I expect I am going to lose my next few battles.  (My PD1 dragon is on a serious losing streak in attacks, defences and assists! >:()  Finder has just helped to explain the negative space.  Giggles


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BeRTie on May 04, 2009, 02:01:44 pm
Actually, he is referring more to his duel record... 4-9, with 3 outstanding. His first raid is going very well, currently being 51hp (BRT) to 15hp (opponent)


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: Witchfinder on May 04, 2009, 02:12:45 pm
el, do you think that you should rename the club again,

The way things are going on the forums I think something along the lines of
The Post PD2 depression and gamblers annonymous club,,,,,,

Sidles up to bar and gets Myrrdin a drink..You deserve that for bravery


Title: Re: NEW and IMPROVED - the Pre PD2 Depression and Anxiety Club...
Post by: BeRTie on May 04, 2009, 02:30:01 pm
May 04, 2009      You defeated XXXXX in combat and stole 0 treasure!

ARRRRGH!!! BAD BABY BRT! BAD!!!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Shimmer's_trainer on May 04, 2009, 06:39:06 pm
*Gets up off the floor*

Well now, that was just mean.

*Replaces massage oil with eau de GOG*

Enjoy your massage el. Bwa ha ha ha  :black tongue:


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: Myrrdin on May 05, 2009, 12:00:40 am
Well, now we're after a poison elemental. And Hidero already lost a raid. 'cuz the other dragon already had metal attunement.
sobs in beer, "why can't we have an element too. It's not fair. Jumps off stool and wanders by massage table
Hey, el. You think we could break out the Irish coffee machine you inherited from Jake, again? I could use some of that medicine.

Stops by the massage oil vial and unstoppers it, sniffs & recorks it. Then pockets vial of eau de GOG
This stuff will probably work just as good as a poison elemental in my next raid.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Galaxy on May 05, 2009, 01:30:50 am
Go, Myrrdin, go.  I'm rooting for you.  I lost my battle last night and am out attacking again.  But I am being attacked by a much stronger dragon so I think I'm just going to top up my drink, stay on this massage table and hide from it all!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: the_kav on May 05, 2009, 02:50:49 am
Can I top up your glass with some Cham-pag-nee? I'm a bit of a coin-a-sir.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: the_kav on May 05, 2009, 03:00:31 am
*pokes head outside and looks at sign*
Er, I may be dense, but by any chance have we changed the name of the club?


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: estelle on May 05, 2009, 05:13:46 am
seems so, thought I came to the wrong place, but then I opened the door and realized it was the same... nicely redecorated :gold wink:


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: BeRTie on May 05, 2009, 06:32:46 am
*sits at the bar*

I would bring in Baby BRT but he is busy with speed drills and being fit for glasses (vision was pitifully low *sigh*)


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Witchfinder on May 05, 2009, 09:51:27 am
Wanders in from the kitchen carrying a large tray of cakes, layes them out on the table. Carrot cake, Date and wallnut, orange cake sponge cake, fruit cake madera cake, you name it we have it

Nice Name el, bit of a mouthfull, thankfully all I have to do is mutter club to Char and he flys here as quick as he can.

Slides behind bar and mixes a brany sour, Anyone else?


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: el on May 05, 2009, 10:16:25 am
Do you like the new name?  Points above.  I got in as much as I could.  There are limits.  Who knew?  I mean we aren't depressed anymore but we are confused and I think the whole 7 deadly sins thing will work for us. Do you?

*take breath*

And my Something Special is starting to win duels!!  7-70 right now!  yeee haw. And we kicked elemental [body part] and are on another one! And I made the coffee and I think I had too much. What do you think? Should we serve it to the public?

*takes breath*

Are there enough hours in the day for you?  Not for me. Ooooooh is that cake.  I love cake.  I'm keeping Something Special on a diet. I let Solstice get away from me, but that was before I knew what I was doing - not that I actually know what I am doing - as my 7-70 Duel rate goes to prove. 

*takes breath*

but it also proves that we can recover from mistakes, don't you think?

*falls over in a faint*


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Myr on May 05, 2009, 10:27:20 am
*Walks in, notices el lying on the floor with a slight twitch*

*Looks around*

I like this club!

*Throws a glass of water on el*


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: Myrrdin on May 05, 2009, 11:23:33 am
looks at a wet el & Abaddon standing over her; then shakes head
Here Abaddon, You'll probably want to have something other than an empty glass when she gets up. We usually use the smelling salts or wave a random mug of alcohol at her.
Hands a mug of Irish Coffee to Abaddon
Welcome to the club.

You wouldn't happen to know how much a poison elemental's poison ends up taking from your hit points would you? I'm in round four with 100 points to its 66. And if I lose to another elemental I may have to let Galaxy choose an elemental for me


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Galaxy on May 05, 2009, 11:26:38 am
I'll chose one as long as you don't blame me if it beats you.  Slippery things these Elementals.  Here, have a drink.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: el on May 05, 2009, 11:35:43 am
*the darkness becomes gray, becomes light*

huh...
*wipes face*

Feels nice down here.  I think I'll stay. 

*pulls throw rug over self*

sigh...


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Witchfinder on May 05, 2009, 12:05:54 pm
Picks el up and gently deposits her on a sofa (avoiding the one that Bert chewed) covers el with fleecy blanket.

Shhhhhhhhh, I think el has been spending too much time in PD2, this may take some time to get used to.

Mixes a large batch of bloody marys, anyone want one?


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Myrrdin on May 05, 2009, 05:16:28 pm
Hooray! We beat the poison Elemental!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: bard on May 05, 2009, 06:17:15 pm
Yay Myrrdin!!Must have attuned to that eau du Gog...good thinking.Any more of that coffee?The alcohol for nerves,the caffeine to keep alert.
LOVE the new name!It seems to just about cover everything.Do we have separate parking for our first and second dragons?There's bound to be some jealousy,and I'd hate to waste a drink to break up a fight!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: the_kav on May 06, 2009, 05:39:41 am
I accepted a ton of duels this morning. I'm loosing them all. Awww. the only person I won against in all my duels was el, and that was because she was in a worse loosing streak than me!  ;D


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Galaxy on May 06, 2009, 05:49:56 am
Nice one, Myrrdin!  I knew you could do it!   :D  Now relax with one of Finder's Bloody Mary's and a massage.   :red teeth:


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: tirednemotional on May 06, 2009, 02:29:56 pm
Ah jolly good emakav you n me in the same boat then....twos up for a massage but I think I'll have a Bloody Mary while I wait.   :green teeth:


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: the_kav on May 07, 2009, 03:08:16 am
Fancy a duel, T&A? One of us has to win (unless, in an unlikely turn of events, we both kill one another at the same time. Which is probably likely.)


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: tirednemotional on May 07, 2009, 04:43:03 pm
emakav Bring it on lol!   My luck seems to be turning which roughly translates into I've won a measley 4 out of 16 duels  :green angry:


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: el on May 07, 2009, 06:13:04 pm
Did I hear snickering???  Were you laughing at my DR? 

I'll have you know I was into my late 20s before I won my 1st and 2nd duel. 
Now hear I am with a DR of 52-123.  Look at that improvement. Look at it....

Do you need a magnifying glass? I mean it really is there, isn't it?  Some, tiny bit of improvement?
*pleading puppy dog eyes*

Currently hold the #6 raid.

I need a drink!  lots of them. 


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: the_kav on May 08, 2009, 04:47:32 am
Go for it T&A! Send Errol a duel request and I'll be more than happy to point him vaguely in your dragon's direction. Then we can retire to the bar and snigger as our dragons attempt to fight.

Here el, have some coffee. I've Irished in up for you. There's vodka, ice and a dash of coke and lemmon. And no coffee. So not much of an Irish Coffee, but more of a vodka and coke.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Galaxy on May 08, 2009, 05:29:21 am
I need drinks - please note the plaural (is that how you spell plaural?  Where's the spell checker?  It must be around here somewhere.   ???  Looks under BRT who is comatosed on the only remaining couch
I haven't got a clue what I'm doing in PD2, but hey, it's fun!!  I'm muddling along and guessing everything.  Plenty of drinks stop me from focusing as I study the details, which is definitely a good thing.  I don't know what makes for good stats.  I don't know if I'm doing well or badly, but I don't care!  It's great!   :D :D


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: BeRTie on May 08, 2009, 08:03:48 am
awww like baby like father :P


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Loki on May 08, 2009, 08:30:24 am
Somebody placed bets on my duel, and I have no idea who?!?!?


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: estelle on May 08, 2009, 09:06:14 am
I placed one, was it on you? :gold wink:


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Loki on May 08, 2009, 09:19:59 am
I placed one, was it on you? :gold wink:

I don't know, it was a duel between me and el, 200g on both of us


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Witchfinder on May 08, 2009, 09:25:38 am
Well with el complaining about her rotten duel record, I offered to help her stats, and I did she kicked my dragons butt.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: el on May 08, 2009, 06:31:36 pm
She is so getting better! 
I love my dragons..
Solstice of Summer has a new best raid.
Something Special is making mommy proud too.
*sniffle*
I love you guys too..
*snot* 
it's all so wonderful
*snort*
isn't it wonderful
*waaaaaail*


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Witchfinder on May 09, 2009, 10:21:05 am
Wanders in and hands el a hanky and gives her a big *HUG*

I had a duel with Galaxy earlier, we fought each other to a standstill and ended up with a draw, that was a good result.

Looks at bar, looks at kitchen, looks at bar, looks at kitchen Awwwww, any one for pancakes with syrup and crispy bacon with eggs benadict, ??


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Galaxy on May 09, 2009, 10:49:18 am
Mmmmmm........ Pancakes for me please.  Hungry after all that duelling.  We all love you too, el.  Come and have some pancakes, they're lovely.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: Myrrdin on May 09, 2009, 04:23:17 pm
I'll have the bacon & eggs benedict.

I really hate this waiting for items to equip. I need a drink. Amaretto sour with breakfast I think.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: BeRTie on May 10, 2009, 02:08:03 pm
*Munch Munch Munch* This tastes good! Not sure if I care for the springy bits though...  :red teeth:


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: el on May 10, 2009, 02:12:39 pm
sigh.. a big breakfast keeps the hangover away, especially if there are some nice mimosas and bloody marys to go with it.

Feeling better now.

*Waves a glass in each hand*  Bartender!!!!  one more of each.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Galaxy on May 10, 2009, 02:14:52 pm
El, does our budget run to more couches, 'cos I think that Brt has eaten the last one.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: el on May 10, 2009, 03:49:10 pm
Creative bookkeeping is our friend Galaxy..

*slips invoice into Tribute to the Order thread*

Shall we go for the leather one this time?


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: Myrrdin on May 10, 2009, 04:52:26 pm
I think it depends on whether BRT prefers natural to synthetic fibers.
BRT?


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: BeRTie on May 10, 2009, 06:04:58 pm
OOOoooo leather, yes leather! All the better to sharpen my claws! Hmmm, whiskey on the rocks!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: Myrrdin on May 10, 2009, 10:28:27 pm
BRT likes leather so I think we should go with synthetic. It may last longer. Plus when we are sweaty there won't be that sticking effect.

We found a nice dragon near our cave with several sackfuls of gold. Hopefully, his friends won't be in a position to help right now (he has 21). How is it that some people already have tens of thousands of shineys? Why aren't they sharing?
I need a drink to calm me down. Something of a downer please. The idea of winning a raid against someone with so many shineys is too exciting. and I only have to wait five hours or so to find out. starts pacing and mumbling, "I need to start finding some bushes to hide it under. The cave is already overflowing. I'll have to start Hoderi digging as soon as he gets back. What if somebody comes and visits before I hides it."


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: the_kav on May 11, 2009, 02:23:42 am
Hhmmm. What's the name of that dragon, Myrrdin???  :red teeth:


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: el on May 11, 2009, 07:39:59 am
I wonder if they make enough bitter apple to make any couch unpalatible to BRT?

I was scared for a minute.  It sounds so similar to the attack we are going on, but our target has a "respectable" amount of gold.

The halls in this club have to become longer and wider for pacing. 
*Joins myr in pacing and mumbling*

4 hrs 34 minutes left


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Witchfinder on May 11, 2009, 10:31:49 am
Here we go again, I just knew that it would not be long, Mixes valium smoothies, here you go you two.

LOL, el do you think that anything will be Bert proof, just get the tougest material that they do and get a tough tatty leather one for Bert to destroy.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Hippolyta on May 11, 2009, 11:00:56 am
I just came in here to laugh, this combat story tickled me, not seen it before:
C**** begins to feel woozy. As she begins to fly in for another attack, a pressure rises up deep within. She lets out a massive fart that echoes across the horizon, propelling her well off course and into a mountain.
C**** takes 20 damage.


I bet you all say you've had it loads of times now...but haaaahahaaaaa ha, I liked it!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: Myrrdin on May 11, 2009, 12:32:40 pm
Stupid Mister My [bad verb]-in Metal Armor...
stomps through door and into bar. Myrrdin violently rips open a bag of Kona coffee and proceeds to grind up a pound of beans. He readies a French Press and Boiling water.
I must have upset the random roll gods. We only landed 5 attacks out of 18 rounds, and he got 4 critical hits.
El, where's the really good Irish whiskey? I need a serious offering to get bak in their good graces.
El points to dusty bottle on the highest shelf in the darkest corner of the bar.Myrrdin starts coffee steeping and then climbs  shelves to grab the indicated bottle.
Sorry el, I'm gonnna need the whole bottle. This guy only had 15 more hit points and ended the duel with out losing even half of them. There is no way he should have been even close to being able to damage us that much. Maybe they are mad at us because Lucivar hasn't given up any of his shineys and Hoderi is fluctuating in the top 200 to 300 all around right now. I suppose we owed them something. Can we bill the bottle to one of Brt's threads?
Picks up full French Press & the whiskey before stalking out the door. Once on the grass Myrrdin begins to pour both beverages into a co-mingled stream.
Random Roll Gods, please accept this offering and restore your favor to Hoderi's raids.
Myrrdin tosses the empty bottle and French Press into the parabolic fire pit shattering them both and returns to the clubhouse.
Now we'll see what happens with our current "respectable" target... We'll see that metal dragon again... and emakav, we can't share information like that. I checked.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: BeRTie on May 11, 2009, 01:35:43 pm
OY! Can someone tell this dragon that NO! is not an appropriate answer to every question? I am afraid he has hit his terrible twos folks... so be prepared!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Witchfinder on May 11, 2009, 01:38:53 pm
Bert, it's not the dragon that worries me in here, It's you and your compulsions, now, we are getting new furniture...........again, is there a possibility that you might not want to chew all the sofas???????????????


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Galaxy on May 11, 2009, 01:49:16 pm
Bert has been suffering the terrible twos since he was, erm, two.  In fact, he's still teething.  The new furniture won't stand a chance.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: el on May 11, 2009, 02:08:05 pm
Round 12,  Me Health - 227,  Opponent 1
7 minutes to next round.

Do you think I have a lock on this?  I hope so...

*starts shopping list for single digit gold win...*

I love buying equipment.  I hope it lasts longer than the last stuff!  sigh.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: BeRTie on May 11, 2009, 02:11:17 pm
Bert, it's not the dragon that worries me in here, It's you and your compulsions, now, we are getting new furniture...........again, is there a possibility that you might not want to chew all the sofas???????????????

ROFLMAO... Are you calling my "Look at me!" tendency a compulsion?!? Well okay, it is...

Bert has been suffering the terrible twos since he was, erm, two.  In fact, he's still teething.  The new furniture won't stand a chance.

LOL, well perhaps if he didnt keep losing his teeth... one would think he was a shark or somethin'


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Loki on May 12, 2009, 03:24:23 pm
I just copped my first loss, knocked me from #13 greatest fighters to #118 :faint:


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: el on May 12, 2009, 06:48:53 pm
*Offers Loki a drink... notices he is unconscious, drinks it and gets the smelling salts* 

You can get it back.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: Myrrdin on May 13, 2009, 12:19:05 am
I just copped my first loss, knocked me from #13 greatest fighters to #118 :faint:
Poor Loki sitting at 118 for fighters. I'm down around 1800 there, and stuck bouncing under and over 300 AA right now. Not too mention I have that dueling disease right now, where my dragon can't win a single duel (0-15). Triple of Tequila please!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: Loki on May 13, 2009, 01:00:47 am
Poor Loki sitting at 118 for fighters. I'm down around 1800 there, and stuck bouncing under and over 300 AA right now. Not too mention I have that dueling disease right now, where my dragon can't win a single duel (0-15). Triple of Tequila please!

*hands Myrrdin a drink* here, you need this more than me!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Galaxy on May 13, 2009, 01:06:01 pm
I've got  a new problem.  I haven't seen a bug report about this one.  I don't have a mouse any more, it has turned into a cat!  Nice, soft and warm to use but I can't make the cursor go where I want it to.  And the problem is spreading - my numbers have turned into another cat, I can't use any of them.  What is going on here?!   Debates where to enter the bug report and wonders which Dev will resolve the problem.


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Witchfinder on May 13, 2009, 01:16:38 pm
Wanders back in having been away for one night....... please note only one night and five pages of the forum to go through, but being me I call in here first of course:

El, please stop drinking the smelling salts, I know that you were trying to bring Loki round but you must concentrate.......

Myrrdin, have another drink, that must hurt, but I am sure that you can spring back.


Loki, at the moment it is easy to bounce up and down the lists, and I think it will get harder as the time goes on, but we always have the club.

Galaxy, put those blooming cats on the floor and lay off the wine.

Heads for the bar..................................................


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: el on May 13, 2009, 07:45:11 pm
OMG- turn on the TV!!  turn it on!!  Duels...  we can watch duels...

There's big money out there right now!!! 

*bites nails*

Oh haven't missed any. A few more minutes!! 

*runs to the bar and grabs a few bottles*

ICE.. I forgot ice... 

It is hard knowing which way to watch - a duel on one hand and an incoming on the other.

*clenches cubes in teeth and pours vodka over it*

Life is rich, isn't it?

*Sits on couch with hands over eyes*


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: Myrrdin on May 13, 2009, 08:52:01 pm
Myrrdin grabs a 5th of Tequila and starts swigging from the bottle. Within minutes Myrrdin starts talking incessantly
Alright, Who knows what I should be sacrificing to the Random Roll Gods. I've lost the last two raids (1 several sacks and 1 amateur collector), every duel so far and I just lost to a nature elemental with about 100 fewer hit points. Hoderi weighs in at 500, 332 Strength,440 toughness, 195 speed, 152 vision and all the wyrmling equipment. He should at least equal any of the gold diggers shouldn't he?
stops talking because el tips tequila bottle back into his mouth
QUIET! THE DUELS!


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing c
Post by: el on May 13, 2009, 09:47:14 pm
*does a little dance*  ah...

*Starts paying attention to Myrrdin..*

Hoderi just might be a bit too.. umm.. fat for his strength etc.
Something Special only weighs 380 but tough 426, Strength 467, speed 240, vision 247.

*Stands back...*

Just my 2 cents....

*offers brownies*


Title: Re: The spectacular dueling, betting, drunken, drug bingeing, stress releasing club.
Post by: Loki on May 13, 2009, 10:57:33 pm
Yeah I think el's right

Einmyria only weighs 215, not super tough at 210, but with 322 strength, 319 vision, and 200 speed, she does well for her size.

*takes the brownies from el, and offers Myrrdin a healthy salad*